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stretch
03-12-2009, 02:04 PM
choose.

Thunder Dan
03-12-2009, 03:59 PM
Rappin' Brady Quinn

IronMexican
03-12-2009, 04:01 PM
Who is Jonathan?

David Bowie
03-12-2009, 04:02 PM
I wish there were a Queen Latifah troll .

dirk4mvp
03-12-2009, 04:13 PM
I don't know who Jonathan is, and Rapping Shaq had was great for a while, but no one beats the longevity of SD. It's hilarious at how people still get pissed off from his takes.

duncan228
03-12-2009, 04:21 PM
You can see some of Jonathan's work in the Classics Forum.

Frenzy
03-12-2009, 04:48 PM
I know none of these ppl's work so it matters not to me.

whottt
03-12-2009, 04:49 PM
Sarah Palin is far and away the best troll on this board :tu

dirk4mvp
03-12-2009, 04:49 PM
I know none of these ppl's work so it matters not to me.

SpursDynasty is a drummer in a successful band.

Sarah Palin
03-12-2009, 04:52 PM
Sarah Palin is far and away the best troll on this board :tu

I can always count on your support.

whottt
03-12-2009, 04:58 PM
I can always count on your support.

You betcha! :elephant

Transporter
03-12-2009, 05:47 PM
Rule #31 never open a topic started by stretch (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6183)

Rappin' Shaq
03-13-2009, 01:15 AM
Rapping Shaq had was great for a while.

Great for a while? Bitch my time ain't over,
I got miles of my prime, yo I'm still the owner
Of Best Forum Rapper, homey I'm rockin it
Copycats still around they still be jockin it

Don't shit on my game, dirk, or you'll get worked
I'm still provin my worth even while the Suns get worse
Question my profession and I'll shit in your face
Yo, dirk4mvp, tell me how my ass taste!

CharlieMac
03-13-2009, 01:17 AM
Yeah Shaq wins.

xtremesteven33
03-13-2009, 01:19 AM
Im a rappin shaq groupie.

dirk4mvp
03-13-2009, 01:21 AM
Great for a while? Bitch my time ain't over,
I got miles of my prime, yo I'm still the owner
Of Best Forum Rapper, homey I'm rockin it
Copycats still around they still be jockin it

Don't shit on my game, dirk, or you'll get worked
I'm still provin my worth even while the Suns get worse
Question my profession and I'll shit in your face
Yo, dirk4mvp, tell me how my ass taste!

:lol :lol

Bigzax
03-13-2009, 03:10 AM
you talked alot of shit, and i didn't give a damn,
but now you claiming my title, and i can't let it stand,

Rappin Shaq? aww, Nikka pleez,
you been bustin through chumps
but you've never stepped to these

there called big nutz, and mine hang low
so take your hand off your mouse and enjoy the show,
i outweigh you punk, i don't care how tall,
the way i see it, i could punch you in the balls

i said pow bitch, that's for D-Rob,
you talked shit about 50 and dared to call him soft?

well guess what chump,
your best days be gone,
who's da bitch now?
he's runnin wit da suns,

so take your cash,
as you lumber up the floor,
nuther first round exit,
you'll be headed for the door,

rings stuck on four, i said no more,
no kobe, no dwayne,
just a hoser to adore-

and you say taste your ass?
is that your thing?
man lips on your salad
kissing your stink ring?

time to grow up,
your way past due,
TD's owned your big ass
since 03' shaqfool

so learn your lesson,
and you best bow down,
there's one king troll,
and he's back in town

down on your knees punk,
time to give thanks,
just let me unzip,
you can show me your merton hanks...

E20
03-13-2009, 03:15 AM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Sugar is Sweet
And So are You

Taco
03-13-2009, 08:35 AM
Troll?!?!

What is this troll you speak of?

stretch
03-13-2009, 10:08 AM
Who is Jonathan?

It all started with this...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47893

Turned into classic threads like these...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48978

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49454

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49850

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49986

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50229

check out his history for other stuff

tlongII
03-13-2009, 10:14 AM
Me.

stretch
03-13-2009, 10:19 AM
jonathan is my favorite all time, but spursdynasty has to take the trophy. hes been around for a long time, and still is doing a great job.

LockBeard
03-13-2009, 11:16 AM
SD is a God among ants.

angel_luv
03-13-2009, 11:32 AM
George W Bush


Or so I thought before he ignored my friendship request. :depressed

Chewbacca was a really cute troll.

ObamaDynasty
03-13-2009, 11:37 AM
George W Bush


Or so I thought before he ignored my friendship request. :depressed

Chewbacca was a really cute troll.

angel_luv,

It is a shame that
in today's era of instant connectivity and friendships
that there are those who would not honor
your wishes for SpursTalk friendship.

I know that I and many others would be honored
to join with you in a spirit of friendship
so that we together can bring change to this great forum.

God Bless you, angel_luv,
and God Bless this forum and the United States.

angel_luv
03-13-2009, 11:54 AM
angel_luv,

It is a shame that
in today's era of instant connectivity and friendships
that there are those who would not honor
your wishes for SpursTalk friendship.

I know that I and many others would be honored
to join with you in a spirit of friendship
so that we together can bring change to this great forum.

God Bless you, angel_luv,
and God Bless this forum and the United States.

I added you.

So... Friend. When do I get to borrow Airforce One for my goodwill diplomatic visit to Slovenia? :)

Hype Man Manu
03-13-2009, 12:13 PM
great for a while? Bitch my time ain't over,
i got miles of my prime, yo i'm still the owner
of best forum rapper, homey i'm rockin it
copycats still around they still be jockin it

don't shit on my game, dirk, or you'll get worked
i'm still provin my worth even while the suns get worse
question my profession and i'll shit in your face
yo, dirk4mvp, tell me how my ass taste!


yo yo yo while the suns get worse!
He still proves his worth as the suns get worse!

Put 'em up put 'em up
he'll shit on your face unless you throw your hands up!

Now wave 'em
just wave 'em

mardigan
03-13-2009, 12:23 PM
Josh Howard troll ftw.