CosmicCowboy
03-13-2009, 09:16 AM
OK, as some of you that have chatted with me here for awhile know I have a secretary/book keeper that is a real bitch. She is extremely efficient at the accounting, billing, and payroll function but she hates her life, hates her job, and hates us. She gives terrible phone, is rude to us and our customers, and is just a general pain in the ass. She is a running joke with my friends that call me at work...I would have fired her fat ass years ago but my partner didn't want to because she was efficient at the accounting part of her job. She would have quit years ago, except she can't find a job anywhere else with the pay and benefits she gets here, so she just gets her rocks off being a bitch to everyone. She loves to find any small mistake anyone makes and make a big deal out of it...
Anyway, she was off yesterday. She always comes back after being off in an ESPECIALLY foul mood. Today was no exception, but I was ready for her this time.
Before she came in this morning I took a nickel and penny out of my pocket and put them on the floor by her chair. I heard her come in and flop her fat ass down in the chair and then thirty seconds later I heard her heave it back up and she came stomping in to our office...
WHO'S BEEN IN THE PETTY CASH?
(I knew that we didn't have any cash sales yesterday so we could both honestly say that we hadn't been in the petty cash)
SOMEONES BEEN IN THE PETTY CASH!
uhhh....I don't think so....
HARUMP!!!!!
(waddling back to her desk)
She's on her second time balancing petty cash and muttering and cursing to herself trying to prove one of us dropped that six cents on the floor...
:lol
Anyway, she was off yesterday. She always comes back after being off in an ESPECIALLY foul mood. Today was no exception, but I was ready for her this time.
Before she came in this morning I took a nickel and penny out of my pocket and put them on the floor by her chair. I heard her come in and flop her fat ass down in the chair and then thirty seconds later I heard her heave it back up and she came stomping in to our office...
WHO'S BEEN IN THE PETTY CASH?
(I knew that we didn't have any cash sales yesterday so we could both honestly say that we hadn't been in the petty cash)
SOMEONES BEEN IN THE PETTY CASH!
uhhh....I don't think so....
HARUMP!!!!!
(waddling back to her desk)
She's on her second time balancing petty cash and muttering and cursing to herself trying to prove one of us dropped that six cents on the floor...
:lol