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florige
03-13-2009, 10:48 AM
It's all down hill from here on out buddy.

Happy B-Day!!:toast
balli
03-13-2009, 10:49 AM
Damn dude. Seriously, that sucks. I'm sorry.

But Happy Birthday I guess.
Thunder Dan
03-13-2009, 10:59 AM
http://www.makeamemory.com/BirthdayCakeGourmet.jpg
JoeChalupa
03-13-2009, 11:07 AM
Happy Birthday!! Life just gets better with age!!
angel_luv
03-13-2009, 11:15 AM
Happy Birthday! :)
spurs_fan_in_exile
03-13-2009, 11:16 AM
Going downhill just means that you can coast to the finish. Happy Birthday!
desflood
03-13-2009, 11:17 AM
Happy day, old man! Go get drunk and laid. That's the only way to spend a birthday.
I. Hustle
03-13-2009, 11:19 AM
I ordered your favorite cream filled penis cake.
JoeChalupa
03-13-2009, 11:20 AM
:lmao
I. Hustle
03-13-2009, 11:40 AM
I ordered your favorite cream filled penis cake.


OOOOOHHHH Can I have some?! :)

Uh sure knock yourself out.
ploto
03-13-2009, 11:48 AM
Life is better after 30.
I. Hustle
03-13-2009, 11:54 AM
Life is better after 30 beers.

/fixed
angel_luv
03-13-2009, 11:55 AM
Uh sure knock yourself out.

You have more issues than Playboy.
ploto
03-13-2009, 11:57 AM
/fixed

Anyone who knows me knows I would never say that.
I. Hustle
03-13-2009, 11:59 AM
You have more issues than Playboy.


Anyone who knows me knows I would never say that.

:lol
stretch
03-13-2009, 12:05 PM
congrats, GayTRAIN

:toast
BacktoBasics
03-13-2009, 12:06 PM
Welcome to the club
2Blonde
03-13-2009, 12:28 PM
Happy BDay, Atrain. Have a wonderful day.
peewee's lovechild
03-13-2009, 12:32 PM
Happy BDay, Atrain. Have a wonderful day.


You didn't wish me a happy birthday on my birthday.

:depressed
IronMexican
03-13-2009, 12:33 PM
Wow, that sucks ass, ATRAIN. My condolences to you.
peewee's lovechild
03-13-2009, 12:33 PM
Yo, Atrain, I hate you.

Happy Birthday you turd.

Seriously, the back pain will start soon and it's quickly followed by your knees starting to crack.

It's going to suck from now on.
dirk4mvp
03-13-2009, 12:36 PM
I figured you were about 23 or something. Good god you're old. That blows.
IronMexican
03-13-2009, 12:50 PM
Lol, me too.
jaffies
03-13-2009, 12:58 PM
30 is the new 50.

Happy Birthday.
Frenzy
03-13-2009, 01:10 PM
everyone saying it's not bad to be over 30 is most likely 30 or over themselves. I'm gonna be 30 later this year.....it blows. But i'm ok with that now that i'm over it i can make fun of people at the 30yr old finish line at just laugh at them as they cruise by :downspin:
duncan228
03-13-2009, 01:12 PM
Happy Birthday ATRAIN! Have a great day!
mardigan
03-13-2009, 01:15 PM
Happy b-day buddy.
CosmicCowboy
03-13-2009, 01:15 PM
30?

Sheeeeeut! From his posts I thought he was in high school!
JoeChalupa
03-13-2009, 01:19 PM
everyone saying it's not bad to be over 30 is most likely 30 or over themselves. I'm gonna be 30 later this year.....it blows. But i'm ok with that now that i'm over it i can make fun of people at the 30yr old finish line at just laugh at them as they cruise by :downspin:

Being over 30 is not bad and if it is it isn't the age that is making it bad...but your life, IMO.
The Franchise
03-13-2009, 01:20 PM
Congratulations on making it to the big 30. :toast
Brutalis
03-13-2009, 01:24 PM
Happy birthday dude. You're halfway to an AARP membership! It's not all bad.
SpursStalker
03-13-2009, 01:26 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/Family_Guy_Sexy_Party_Navy_Shirt.jpg

Hope you have a wonderful day!!

*hugs*

:toast
florige
03-13-2009, 01:31 PM
Being over 30 is not bad and if it is it isn't the age that is making it bad...but your life, IMO.



Right! I was just busting Atrains balls. I am 30 and I am in the best shape of my life. I feel better physically than I have ever felt.
BruceBowenFan
03-13-2009, 02:50 PM
Happy Birthday dude
ashbeeigh
03-13-2009, 02:53 PM
Have fun in New Orleans! Happy Birthday! No angry txts pls.
IronMexican
03-13-2009, 03:11 PM
Atrain is probably getting wasted and crying at the thought of being 30 right now. Which is totally understandable.
SpursWoman
03-13-2009, 03:13 PM
Happy Birthday!
Bender
03-13-2009, 03:28 PM
oh... to be 30 again...! :depressed
David Bowie
03-13-2009, 03:35 PM
Right! I was just busting Atrains balls. I am 30 and I am in the best shape of my life. I feel better physically than I have ever felt.


Then you two should hook up! :lol

Anyway, happy B-day. Big milstone.
MiamiHeat
03-13-2009, 03:42 PM
ouch 30 , only 10 years left buddy
JudynTX
03-13-2009, 06:16 PM
Happy Birthday ATRAIN!
timvp
03-13-2009, 07:09 PM
30?

Sheeeeeut! From his posts I thought he was in high school!

:lol
Frenzy
03-13-2009, 08:53 PM
Being over 30 is not bad and if it is it isn't the age that is making it bad...but your life, IMO.

that's right keep rubbing on the bengay
marini martini
03-13-2009, 10:18 PM
Hope you don't lose your ass at the casinos!!! :greedy


Happy Birthday!!!:toast
mrsmaalox
03-13-2009, 11:41 PM
http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/funny-pictures-rude-birthday-cake-ick-796298.jpg
JoeChalupa
03-14-2009, 05:01 AM
that's right keep rubbing on the bengay

Never bengay.



Not that there is anything wrong with that.
RuffnReadyOzStyle
03-14-2009, 07:11 AM
Life only gets better after 30. Enjoy! :)


I am 30 and I am in the best shape of my life. I feel better physically than I have ever felt.

That's true for me too, and I'm 34. The gym has been great for me over the last 18 months. Not only I am in better shape than ever, but my jumpshot is money out to 18ft these days, and I still have a post-game. ;)
Evan
03-14-2009, 02:24 PM
noob
ATRAIN
03-16-2009, 07:13 AM
Thanks guys I made it back from new Orleans in one peace but I think im still hungover.
TDMVPDPOY
03-16-2009, 08:20 AM
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JudynTX
03-16-2009, 08:21 AM
Thanks guys I made it back from new Orleans in one peace but I think im still hungover.

Welcome back. :)
ATRAIN
03-16-2009, 08:31 AM
Welcome back. :)

thank you glad to be back even though I spent WAYYY to much money on booze, strippers, and on blackjack.
Blake
03-16-2009, 08:38 AM
That's true for me too, and I'm 34. The gym has been great for me over the last 18 months. Not only I am in better shape than ever, but my jumpshot is money out to 18ft these days, and I still have a post-game. ;)

I'm sure the grandkids you will have at 38 will love to hear you brag about the 18ft gym jumpshot you had back in the day.
Blake
03-16-2009, 08:41 AM
I ordered your favorite cream filled penis cake.

How do you know where to order such a cake? Is it from Betty Cocker?
mrsmaalox
03-16-2009, 08:47 AM
thank you glad to be back even though I spent WAYYY to much money on booze, strippers, and on blackjack. Should we start a fund for your liver transplant? ;)
ATRAIN
03-16-2009, 08:56 AM
Should we start a fund for your liver transplant? ;)

THAT sounds like a great idea........Liver and Lungs!! Im not used to smoking establishments anymore and my buddies smoke a LOT so yeah I was coughing up a lung every night and morning.
SpursStalker
03-16-2009, 09:20 AM
thank you glad to be back even though I spent WAYYY to much money on booze, strippers, and on blackjack.

Welcome back ...

Arent you a little old to be still paying for strippers?

:lol
ATRAIN
03-16-2009, 09:26 AM
Welcome back ...

Arent you a little old to be still paying for strippers?

:lol

Well I was there for my bday and bach party and not really. The dirty old men arent too old for it lmao. I dont go to strip clubs much anymore but drunk guys in strip clubs = lapdances and spending a lot of money.
Blake
03-16-2009, 09:35 AM
Welcome back ...

Arent you a little old to be still paying for strippers?

:lol

when was the last time you've been to a strip club?
I. Hustle
03-16-2009, 09:41 AM
Should we start a fund for your liver transplant? ;)


THAT sounds like a great idea........Liver and Lungs!! Im not used to smoking establishments anymore and my buddies smoke a LOT so yeah I was coughing up a lung every night and morning.

WTF?! You better throw in a bitter asshole or a old bitch in there somewhere! C'mon you guys you are dissapointing me.
SpursStalker
03-16-2009, 10:28 AM
Well I was there for my bday and bach party and not really. The dirty old men arent too old for it lmao. I dont go to strip clubs much anymore but drunk guys in strip clubs = lapdances and spending a lot of money.

You need to find a gal that will give you a lap dance for free!!

:lol

when was the last time you've been to a strip club?

Never!
mrsmaalox
03-16-2009, 10:37 AM
You need to find a gal that will give you a lap dance for free!!

Um I guess no one has told you, ATRAIN is the one who gives the lapdances. He is a well known dancer in Austin who goes by the name of "El Grande".
SpursStalker
03-16-2009, 10:57 AM
Um I guess no one has told you, ATRAIN is the one who gives the lapdances. He is a well known dancer in Austin who goes by the name of "El Grande".

:rollin

Nice ... should we be doing a road trip?
ATRAIN
03-16-2009, 10:59 AM
You need to find a gal that will give you a lap dance for free!!

:lol


Never!

actually she gave me 2 dances for free since it was my birthday.
mrsmaalox
03-16-2009, 11:01 AM
:rollin

Nice ... should we be doing a road trip?

Nah, Marini got crabs the last time we were there.
marini martini
03-16-2009, 11:25 AM
Maalox!!!!!! That was from the skanky limo you rented, you biotch!!!
SpursStalker
03-16-2009, 11:27 AM
:rollin

I'm at a loss ...
mrsmaalox
03-16-2009, 11:36 AM
Maalox!!!!!! That was from the skanky limo you rented, you bitch!!!

:wtf Hey you said it was from when you were dancing the Bump with ATRAIN and that midget!
ATRAIN
03-16-2009, 11:38 AM
:wtf Hey you said it was from when you were dancing the Bump with ATRAIN and that midget!

Hey Maalox its not nice to call Pee wee a midget. I know he is short but come on.
marini martini
03-16-2009, 11:40 AM
:wtf Hey you said it was from when you were dancing the Bump with ATRAIN and that midget!

That "midget" happened to be the best part of my night!!!:lmao
mrsmaalox
03-16-2009, 11:50 AM
Hey Maalox its not nice to call Pee wee a midget. I know he is short but come on.

Yea well you need to dump him. He's really holding you back.
marini martini
03-16-2009, 11:54 AM
Hey Maalox its not nice to call Pee wee a midget. I know he is short but come on.


That "midget" happened to be the best part of my night!!!:lmao


Yea well you need to dump him. He's really holding you back.

That wasn't "MY" midget!:lol
florige
03-16-2009, 01:54 PM
thank you glad to be back even though I spent WAYYY to much money on booze, strippers, and on blackjack.



Well I know if you gambling skills are anything like they are on here you came back in the loss column. lol
ATRAIN
03-16-2009, 01:56 PM
Well I know if you gambling skills are anything like they are on here you came back in the loss column. lol

LMAO thing was I was doing really well and should have walked but I got greedy.
florige
03-16-2009, 01:59 PM
LMAO thing was I was doing really well and should have walked but I got greedy.


See what I mean.... lol
florige
03-16-2009, 02:06 PM
So how much did you wind up losing?
ATRAIN
03-16-2009, 02:07 PM
So how much did you wind up losing?

about 200
peewee's lovechild
03-16-2009, 03:09 PM
Hey, ATRAIN, look at the bright side . . . in five years you and maalox will finally have something in common ------ Sagging Tits.
CuckingFunt
03-16-2009, 03:34 PM
about 200

Don't feel too bad. The only birthday I ever spent gambling was my 21st, and I dropped over $600 that weekend. Good times.

Happy belated, by the way.