two local ads they need to take out to the woodshed

[Blake]

1) "Billy Bob [beds], how late will you be open?"
"I'll stay open for you because you're just soooooooo special"
"oooooh, Billy Bob......I'm heading your way."

2) "I wish my wife acted like one of those desperate housewives"
"Mine acts like she's 20 and I'm loving every minute of it"
"LIAR"
"I took her to adult video megaplex and now all her moods are goo oo oo oood"

[CosmicCowboy]

What happens in Billy Bobs beds STAYS in Billy Bobs beds!

:vomit:

[I Love Me Some Me]

Yes, I have interest free credit, and baby do I deliver.

[MannyIsGod]

What happens in Billy Bobs beds STAYS in Billy Bobs beds!

:vomit:

Exactly. Any asshole who buys one of those beds is so disgusting.

[JoeChalupa]

Those ads crack me up.

[CosmicCowboy]

That ad always makes me think of Peter North blowing a load. The bimbos are sitting there with their mouths open like a baby bird and the dude is a terrible shot...*pop* two feet over their head, *pop* splatters off their ear...*splat* dripping off their cheek...:lol