What's the secret to living a long, healthy and happy life?

[JudynTX]

Anyone? :wakeup

Thanks.

[1369]

Sharp knives, big guns, single malt scotch and women of questionable moral character.

[dickface]

Lots and lots of cocaine.

[Richard Cranium]

Stay out of certain threads.

[JackLalanne]

http://www.bestofasseenontv.com/jacklalannesjuicer/jacklalennes.jpg

[CavsSuperFan]

“They” have proven that the problem with Americans is that they do not eat enough red meat…

[JudynTX]

Sharp knives, big guns, single malt scotch and women of questionable moral character.

In what order?


Stay out of certain threads.

:lol


http://www.bestofasseenontv.com/jacklalannesjuicer/jacklalennes.jpg

Excuse me, but this isn't your Infomercial spot! :nope:lol

[David Bowie]

start taking xanax early on in life.

[ALVAREZ6]

Lots of sex. You'll live longer and be very happy.

[koriwhat]

bud

[JoeChalupa]

Lots of sex. You'll live longer and be very happy.

I feel sorry for you.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Lots of sex. You'll live longer and be very happy.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/alvarezbw4.jpg

[JoeChalupa]

:lmao

[JudynTX]

bud

So when you run out of bud, are you unhappy, miserable and alone?

[RandomGuy]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

[Bigzax]

luck, healthy lifestyle, and love.

[peewee's lovechild]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

:lmao

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Being born in the developed world is a big help...

... then, as little stress as possible.

Oh, and realising that every single minute you are alive you are living your life - living now rather than pre-occupying yourself with the illusory world of the past and the future.

[november28]

This is going to sound cheesy but seriously..Laughter!

[Dark Gable]

Women.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Very nice.

The riddle ... of steel.

[JoeChalupa]

This is going to sound cheesy but seriously..Laughter!

That is not cheesy at all. Laugher helped me find the love of my life.

[peewee's lovechild]

This is going to sound cheesy but seriously..Laughter!

How YOU doin'?

[peewee's lovechild]

Women.

And lots of them.

[peewee's lovechild]

That is not cheesy at all. Laugher helped me find the love of my life.

The Pope?












Settle down, it was just a joke.

[JoeChalupa]

The Pope?












Settle down, it was just a joke.


:lmao

[JoeChalupa]

And lots of them.

I'm abstinent.

[koriwhat]

So when you run out of bud, are you unhappy, miserable and alone?

nah not at all! i love life regardless. love it!

i don't really know how people perceive me here on ST, i know a few don't care for me which is whatever and i ain't askin' for people to care anyhow, but if you were to meet me you'd see that i am a genuine person. it's all about keeping a steady head on your shoulders. love life and don't forget to live it!

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm abstinent.

:lol

[JudynTX]

nah not at all! i love life regardless. love it!

i don't really know how people perceive me here on ST, i know a few don't care for me which is whatever and i ain't askin' for people to care anyhow, but if you were to meet me you'd see that i am a genuine person. it's all about keeping a steady head on your shoulders. love life and don't forget to live it!

Live, Laugh and Love is my motto :toast

[Dr. Gonzo]

Aids

[JudynTX]

That took longer than I thought.

[CosmicCowboy]

No drugs or alcohol.
No fatty foods.
Lots of fruit and fiber
daily exercise
No smoking or dipping.
No dangerous hobbies
Be moderate in everything, especially sex









Aw fuck it. I'm gonna die anyway.

[phyzik]

NO Spurstalk.com

That place will take years off your life.

[RandomGuy]

Re: What's the secret to living a long, healthy and happy life?

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To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.



:lmao


Dude, I'm surprised no one beat me to it. Conan T. Barbarian, philosopher extra-ordinaire.

[JudynTX]

NO Spurstalk.com

That place will take years off your life.

:lol:lol

[angel_luv]

Honestly, it is giving your heart to Jesus and fully living His plan for your life.

Laughter and maintaining right perspective as November and Ruff stated, are Biblically sound suggestions.

[SpursStalker]

The secret?

Sex, drugs and rock n roll ...

Not necessarily in that order

:D

[tlongII]

Life is a crapshoot. Just try your best and maybe you'll get lucky.

[Drachen]

Honestly, it is giving your heart to Jesus and fully living His plan for your life.

Laughter and maintaining right perspective as November and Ruff stated, are Biblically sound suggestions.


Crom Laughs at your Four Winds!!!

[Summers]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

I knew you were going to say that! :lol

[JudynTX]

According to Steven, create stupid threads. :)

[RandomGuy]

I knew you were going to say that! :lol

See the sad thing is that when I type it, no one else can hear my really good fake Austrian accent, ala the governator. (austria=germanic)

Lightning McQueen must be found at all costs...!

[Don Quixote]

Cigarettes, whiskey, and wild women.

At least according to this guy ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Allingham

[florige]

I feel sorry for you.


:lmao



http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/alvarezbw4.jpg


Where the hell do you dig up all these pictures from man?:lol

[Red Hawk #21]

Cerveza y Mucho Sexo

[balli]

Move to Okinawa, Sardinia or the Nicoya Peninsula in Costa Rica. :tu
Or just eat a lot of soy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Zone