What is a chode?

[PakiDan]

Is it a perineum?... or a small penis with massive girth?... or can it be both? I am so confused.

[stretch]

penis thats wider than it is long

[AlamoSpursFan]

It's something that can be bloaded. I saw it in Urban Dictionary once...

[jman3000]

ummm... choad is the area between your balls and your ass hole... who said it was a can of corn wang?

[lebomb]

Its Blake, Stench, raiderbitchinkorea.........and all the pussies that associate with them.

[pkbpkb81]

I am a chode me and all the other utsa fans that try and get people fired and keep getting the collage sports board closed down. We have no life and will die for utsa we are the chode runners




fixed
:lmao

[I am Tom]

It's something that can be bloaded. I saw it in Urban Dictionary once...


It's a person who can't take a joke.


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[David Bowie]

Doesn't Someone here have the username chode regulator ?

Ask him/her

[BlackSwordsMan]

i dont know but you can lick mine

[thispego]

a chode is a dick that is wider than it is long. a choad is nothing. a perinium is a taint. pakidan, you are both a chode and a taint.

[Destro]

choad is the area between your balls and your ass hole...?

wrong, that is called the taint:bang

[kumar.]

wrong, that is called the taint:bang

I love when an expert on a subject chimes in! :lol

[Winehole23]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060930004310AAt6U5K

It's gooey and uncertain.

[Winehole23]

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Talk:choad

[Winehole23]

http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0309c&L=ads-l&P=505

[Winehole23]

#18 on this (http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A1=ind0309b&L=ads-l&H=1#18)list.

[Winehole23]

Eric Partridge (http://books.google.com/books?id=cCVnlIUTpg4C&pg=PA137&lpg=PA137&dq=choad+origin&source=bl&ots=cQNxQWFTis&sig=qb9BqktbROJ0Y3F5vVy7kC5rvJQ&hl=en&ei=Mu3CSYDbFtywmQf7opnUCw&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=10&ct=result) gives chode a US origin.

[PakiDan]

a chode is a dick that is wider than it is long. a choad is nothing. a perinium is a taint. pakidan, you are both a chode and a taint.

Touche, my ken doll friend.

[The Reckoning]

thispego puts the ode in chode

[baseline bum]

According to Google, it's UTSA fan :lol

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2773/utsachode.png

^^^^ Seriously, that's the first page when you look up UTSA fan in google images. :lol

[Last Comic Standing]

a perinium is a taint. pakidan, you are both a chode and a taint.

Thanks for ruing a good song! :bang

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[pkbpkb81]

According to Google, it's UTSA fan :lol

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2773/utsachode.png

^^^^ Seriously, that's the first page when you look up UTSA fan in google images. :lol

:lmao


thats the best thing i have seen


i looked it up and its true
:lmao:rollin:wow:lol

[AlamoSpursFan]

It's a person who can't take a joke.

You wouldn't know a joke if it waddled up sideways and tickled your taint with it's chode, mouse.

Which would explain your pathetic excuse for a "stand-up career"...fuckin' dolt.

:rolleyes

[Word!]

You wouldn't know a joke if it waddled up sideways and tickled your taint with it's chode, mouse.

Which would explain your pathetic excuse for a "stand-up career"...fuckin' dolt.

:rolleyes

I read your insults everyday and Kori approves of it? you must be the pride of ST. :tu

[mouse]

your pathetic excuse for a "stand-up career"...fuckin' dolt.

:rolleyes

That's classy, I can see why Dawn would just divorce her husband in a heartbeat to spend as much time with you as humanly possible.

Dawn if your reading this do me, and everyone who has to read ASF's sexual deprived rants on a daily basis, please give him a BJ!!
a hand job,....... something...what's your price?
I wish you could give him a real world class fucking, not one of those were you just lay there spread eagle, no sir! This job calls for a good old fashion sexual experience, I want it it last, Jump on his pathetic skinny poor excuse for the male anatomy and ride his redneck ass like John Travolta did that mechanical bull in the movie Urban cowboy.

I want to to hear he came so loud funyuns started oozing out his lose anus.

Please Dawn! I beg of you! I am not sure how many Gtgs I can avoid so this obsessive stalker with a death wish can live out his dream. I don't ask you for much so can you do me a solid? :tu

Thanks!

[Illuminati]

This ASF person makes the Club not fun anymore. :depressed

[Blue Jew]

it's chode, mouse.

Which would explain your pathetic excuse for a "stand-up career"...fuckin' dolt.

:rolleyes

Mouse had a career?

[Last Comic Standing]

I notice posters love to insult and threaten Mouse and SequSpur could it be they are both 4 ft 5? If ASF was a real man why not tell Bigzax he will kick his ass? :lmao

[AlamoSpursFan]

That's classy, I can see why Dawn would just divorce her husband in a heartbeat to spend as much time with you as humanly possible.

Dawn if your reading this do me, and everyone who has to read ASF's sexual deprived rants on a daily basis, please give him a BJ!!
a hand job,....... something...what's your price?
I wish you could give him a real world class fucking, not one of those were you just lay there spread eagle, no sir! This job calls for a good old fashion sexual experience, I want it it last, Jump on his pathetic skinny poor excuse for the male anatomy and ride his redneck ass like John Travolta did that mechanical bull in the movie Urban cowboy.

I want to to hear he came so loud funyuns started oozing out his lose anus.

Please Dawn! I beg of you! I am not sure how many Gtgs I can avoid so this obsessive stalker with a death wish can live out his dream. I don't ask you for much so can you do me a solid? :tu

Thanks!

No, ME, you silly fuckhead. Bring something to this argument about ME. Why do you insist on bringing Dawn into this? She's NOT INTERESTED. She's not interested in me and she's damn sure not interested being the virtual weapon you use to attack anybody on this forum with. You started this bullshit by attacking her for no reason, and YOU are the one posting stupid vulgar things about her. Sounds to me like YOU are the obsessed stalker.

If anybody is violating the rules of this forum, I submit that YOU are the one doing it. If the above post isn't offensive enough to get you banned, then nothing is.

Be a man for once in your worthless life and leave Dawn the hell alone.

[man on wire]

http://www.jumperlumps.com/product_images/699/thumbnail_hook-line-sinker.gif

[AlamoSpursFan]

I notice posters love to insult and threaten Mouse and SequSpur could it be they are both 4 ft 5? If ASF was a real man why not tell Bigzax he will kick his ass? :lmao

Because Bigzax has class. Bigzax doesn't continuously post vile, disgusting things about someone (in a public position, I might add) who didn't ask for, and damn sure doesn't deserve to be included in your moronic attacks on me.

Kindly fuck off.

[mouse]

No, ME, you silly fuckhead. Bring something to this argument about ME. Why do you insist on bringing Dawn into this?


Now you know how we all feel when we read your Dawn glossing in every topic that has Ticket 760 in the tittle. You seem to get a pass when it comes to bringing up her name.
Look brah, deep down inside I really feel sorry for you. I to once had a crush on a girl back in the 6th grade, it almost destroyed me also.
But I survived, and so can you. They have pills for that shit today and I am sure the Frito-Lay cooperation has a decent Insurance plan, why not use it and get some counseling?

Kicking my ass and asking Kori to ban me is not really the answer. Your problems will always be waiting for you when you wake up the next day in your double wide. You need some sort of religious experience, or a Russian mail order bride.
I do hope you get better, you used to be funny and smart poster. Now your just an old sexually frustrated jaded out truck driver that wishes he could fly a B-17.

If it will save you from jail time, or make you a better person I will ban myself just to show you I am the better person. I may joke around and push the envelope as seen with the Chris Duel Fuck you mouse PMs and emails.
But I honestly think Dawn is a bigger person and is really not hurt in any way. If I am wrong then I will Pm or Email her back when she alerts me of my inexcusable behavior.



If anybody is violating the rules of this forum, I submit that YOU are the one doing it. If the above post isn't offensive enough to get you banned, then nothing is.


It won't be necessary I will let you run the Club have fun. :toast

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[AlamoSpursFan]

Now you know how we all feel when we read your Dawn glossing in every topic that has Ticket 760 in the tittle. You seem to get a pass when it comes to bringing up her name.

Bringing up her name is one thing, genius. The shit you post is completely and utterly uncalled for.


Look brah, deep down inside I really feel sorry for you. I to once had a crush on a girl back in the 6th grade, it almost destroyed me also.
But I survived, and so can you. They have pills for that shit today and I am sure the Frito-Lay cooperation has a decent Insurance plan, why not use it and get some counseling?

There...see? I knew you could do it.


Kicking my ass and asking Kori to ban me is not really the answer.

You asked for me to be banned first, skippy. Short term memory usually doesn't last long when you're stoned.


Your problems will always be waiting for you when you wake up the next day in your double wide. You need some sort of religious experience, or a Russian mail order bride.
I do hope you get better, you used to be funny and smart poster. Now your just an old sexually frustrated jaded out truck driver that wishes he could fly a B-17.

You got everything right except the Russian broad part.


If it will save you from jail time, or make you a better person I will ban myself just to show you I am the better person. I may joke around and push the envelope as seen with the Chris Duel Fuck you mouse PMs and emails.

Drama queen forum.


But I honestly think Dawn is a bigger person and is really not hurt in any way. If I am wrong then I will Pm or Email her back when she alerts me of my inexcusable behavior.

Of course she is, but that isn't the point here. She shouldn't HAVE to be a bigger person, because YOU should have been a better person and not involved her in this.



It won't be necessary I will let you run the Club have fun. :toast

When did I ever say I wanted to run the Club? Oh yeah...maybe in the DQ forum.

And you should definitely be banned for subjecting the good folks of this here board to my ugly ass grille again.

:lol

[MrChug]

It's formal scientific medical name is "Mark Cuban".

[Cant_Be_Faded]

It's amazing how many people confuse chode with taint. In fact, I thought a chode was a taint back in the beavis and butthead days. I'll allow chodes to be taints, if its used in a funny enough way. But taints can't be chodes. Ever.

[phyzik]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/3214/stewiegriffinon1.gif

"Dont forget the taint!"

[Borosai]

I prefer grundle.

[thispego]

im glad this thread got back on track before i had to step in and do something

[David Bowie]

Penis that looks like a tuna can?

[AlamoSpursFan]

im glad this thread got back on track before i had to step in and do something


Sorry, man...

:lol

We now return you to your regularly scheduled chode discussion, already in progress.

[jman3000]

chode = taint and taint = chode.

I dont care who says otherwise.

[CuckingFunt]

chode = taint and taint = chode.

I dont care who says otherwise.

Otherwise.

[Mr. Dictionary]

(from Urban Dictionary)

Chode

1. A chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode.

[PakiDan]

(from Urban Dictionary)

Chode

1. A chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode.

OMG.... it turns out I AM a chode!

[mookie2001]

most to least desirable

1. your chode explodes
2. your chode gets bloadded
3. your chode implodes

[Cant_Be_Faded]

implode
which is what the spurs did tonight

[Kori Ellis]

Tonight Michael Finley's chode imploded which caused a chain reaction of Tony Parker's chode imploding, followed by Pop and Tim Duncan having simultaneous chode implosion.

[Mugshot]

So, it was a chode reaction.

:lol

[Frenzy]

reason why parker missed and missed....




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[Kori Ellis]

reason why parker missed and missed....




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:lol I don't think Parker cares about his wife hanging out with her best friend (who is more gay than he is straight).

[baseline bum]

:lol I don't think Parker cares about his wife hanging out with her best friend (who is more gay than he is straight).

Slater likes cock? No wonder he could never pull Kelly.

[The Reckoning]

implode
which is what the spurs did tonight

yeah dude.

they got served their chode a la mode

[The Reckoning]

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[pkbpkb81]

You wouldn't know a joke if it waddled up sideways and tickled your taint with it's chode, mouse.

Which would explain your pathetic excuse for a "stand-up career"...fuckin' dolt.

:rolleyes

so you started this fight with mouse, but he was better then you at it and you want him banned


how about don't talk shit if you cant take shit

and i am sure dawn is very scared of you please leave the poor girl alone :nope

[AlamoSpursFan]

:rollin

[AlamoSpursFan]

I'll leave her alone when you leave Chris Duel alone. Deal?

:lmao

[Winehole23]

Penis that looks like a tuna can?Hurts going in, does not satisfy.

[AlamoSpursFan]

"It's a CHEESE WHEEL!" -- Ron White

[pkbpkb81]

I'll leave her alone when you leave Chris Duel alone. Deal?

:lmao

I don't think i can stop talking shit about duel

[jman3000]

Parker can lick my taint... dude needs to learn how to fucking dribble.