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sook
03-21-2009, 10:38 PM
Please unban me!

sook
03-21-2009, 10:44 PM
Not to mention i think Ghazi even posts there!

BlackSwordsMan
03-21-2009, 10:45 PM
bye

sook
03-21-2009, 11:03 PM
bye

oh no thats not what i meant lol spurstalk has been awesome i was just feeling a bit homesick :(

Ghazi
03-21-2009, 11:06 PM
Not to mention i think Ghazi even posts there!

No i dont'. Is there someone on there named Ghazi or somethin?

IMPOSTERRR!!1

GuerillaBlack
03-21-2009, 11:06 PM
I got banned for posting a video that Clutch had linked to, to the home page. Then my post got deleted and I asked why. I can still log in, but my posts have to be moderated. So, because of this, I have signed up and have not been caught yet.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-21-2009, 11:10 PM
I got banned after one fucking post there.

I got banned after one post on the worst team forum ever, planetorange.net.

I hate forums that ban anyone who has controversial opinions.

BlackSwordsMan
03-21-2009, 11:11 PM
phxsuns banned anyone not a phoenix suns fan

DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-21-2009, 11:33 PM
phxsuns banned anyone not a phoenix suns fan

planetorange.net was way worse. Basically, that guy Da_Suns_fan, unless you are as big a homer as he is, you get banned. Any sort of dissent or unpopular opinion isn't welcomed.

Pelicans78
03-21-2009, 11:34 PM
Sorry sook, you've just been banned from HornetsReport.

GuerillaBlack
03-21-2009, 11:35 PM
I think I'm still on HornetsReport. Haven't signed in since the the Hornets lost to the Spurs last year in the playoffs.

duncan228
03-21-2009, 11:35 PM
Just curious, how does asking here help you get unbanned there?

Pelicans78
03-21-2009, 11:36 PM
I think I'm still on HornetsReport. Haven't signed in since the the Hornets lost to the Spurs last year in the playoffs.

I have to ban you now for mentioning the Spurs series. Sorry.

Indazone
03-21-2009, 11:37 PM
What Sook? You never been dumped before?

Be a man dammit and don't go begging and crawling on your knees to have them take you back.

GuerillaBlack
03-21-2009, 11:37 PM
Maybe someone might start a thread over there, or Clutch might find this one (which I highly doubt).


I have to ban you now for mentioning the Spurs series. Sorry.

Seriously? I'll tell Alon!! We go way back on another forum. ;)

DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-21-2009, 11:38 PM
Just curious, how does asking here help you get unbanned there?

I was wondering that.

Indazone
03-21-2009, 11:41 PM
I could give two rats ass about being there. This site is a hella lot more fun anyway.

Pelicans78
03-21-2009, 11:42 PM
well, i managed a hostile takeover over Clutchreport last week so I guess I do have the power to ban and unban people from the site. Unfortunatley, Sook, since you're one my favorite posters here, I think its best if I keep you banned from clutchreport so you can continue to post here. Its called integrity.

timvp
03-21-2009, 11:50 PM
I couple people have PM'ed me over the last few weeks to ban sook. I don't think I ever read the whole PM to see why, though.

Pelicans78
03-21-2009, 11:54 PM
I couple people have PM'ed me over the last few weeks to ban sook. I don't think I ever read the whole PM to see why, though.

If you're gonna ban Sook, then you have to ban me and Ghazi as well. You ban one of us, you ban us all!!!!!!!!

lefty
03-21-2009, 11:57 PM
I got banned after one fucking post there.

Wow, did you quote me in your sig? :lol

Awesome


Here is an idea; please keep that as a signature until the end of the season

lefty
03-22-2009, 12:29 AM
:toast

:toast

Roxsfan
03-22-2009, 12:35 AM
I could give two rats ass about being there. This site is a hella lot more fun anyway.

I'm a contributing member there. But I do like that I can tell you to fuck your cousin in the vagina, you inbred sob and not get banned:toast:lmao

Pelicans78
03-22-2009, 12:37 AM
Two thumbs up. Not banning people for talking shit is what makes ST better than the rest. And being fortunate enough to have so many Lakers fans. Now all we need is a porn forum moderated by BRHornets...:toast

Keep up the good work. And fuck those faggots that PM'ed you.

How about a porn forum moderated by this guy

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/15559/thumbs/s-PREACHER-small.jpg

DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-22-2009, 12:38 AM
I couple people have PM'ed me over the last few weeks to ban sook. I don't think I ever read the whole PM to see why, though.

That's pretty bush to hide behind a PM. If you are gonna ask for someone to get banned be man enough to post it.

lil_penny
03-22-2009, 12:38 AM
Now all we need is a porn forum moderated by BRHornets...:toast

Amen sons.

m33p0
03-22-2009, 01:46 AM
Just curious, how does asking here help you get unbanned there?

J Zone
03-22-2009, 02:05 AM
yeah I got the axe from Lakersground today.. well I don't think it's permanent but it's still gay.

The TroutBum
03-22-2009, 03:52 AM
Jazzfanz.com banned me, several times. I'm actually running out of new usernames and email addresses.

Bastards.

der Kaiser
03-22-2009, 05:03 AM
What boards are the most intolerant? Somebody make a list and post it.

jonnybravo
03-22-2009, 05:24 AM
yeah I got the axe from Lakersground today.. well I don't think it's permanent but it's still gay.


Damn holmes, who the fuck is in your sig?

GuerillaBlack
03-22-2009, 10:39 AM
I'm a contributing member there. But I do like that I can tell you to fuck your cousin in the vagina, you inbred sob and not get banned:toast:lmao

What did you contribute?

DeadlyDynasty
03-22-2009, 11:15 AM
What boards are the most intolerant? Somebody make a list and post it.

cavsfanatic.com...jesus f'n christ. There's a small castle of really knowledgeable posters surrounded by a large moat of homeristic retards--same as any site I guess. The difference is that if you bring a rival fan's perspective and refuse to acknowledge the greatness of Our Lord and Savior LeBron James, you'll most likely get banned.

Roxsfan
03-22-2009, 11:48 AM
What did you contribute?


WHAT did I contribute?
Money.


How much did I give?
One Million Dollars
http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/dr_evil_one_million_dollars.jpg

Purple & Gold
03-22-2009, 01:26 PM
yeah I got the axe from Lakersground today.. well I don't think it's permanent but it's still gay.

Lakersground is weak I can't even register there

Purple & Gold
03-22-2009, 01:27 PM
I think I got a username at clutchfans you can post under it if you want

jag
03-22-2009, 01:36 PM
What boards are the most intolerant? Somebody make a list and post it.
From most tolerant to least.

8. Spurstalk

7. Jazz Fans
http://jazzfanz.com/viewforum.php?f=1

6. Lakers Ground
http://forums.lakersground.net/viewforum.php?f=1

5. Clutch Fans (haven't lurked here much...but it has its ups and downs.)
http://bbs.clutchfans.net/forumdisplay.php?f=9

4. Cavs Fanatic
http://www.cavfanatic.com/go/forum/viewboard

3. Spurs Report
http://www.spursreport.com/forums/

2. Hornets Report
http://hornetsreport.com/HRForums/index.php

1. Arizona Sports Fans Network - Phoenix Suns
http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/f7/


Some of these could be interchangeable and obviously everyone has their own opinions....that being said, I'd kinda like to make a poll to see what the general consensus is. Also, what's the primary Mavs forum? For some reason i've had no interest in reading about Eric Dampier...but on those rare occasions when i'm not reading Mark Cuban's blog, i'll stop by Mavtalk.

Artest_Is_Fearless
03-22-2009, 01:43 PM
I think I got a username at clutchfans you can post under it if you want

can I use your cf account bro? if yes please pm me, thank you

Indazone
03-22-2009, 01:58 PM
I'm a contributing member there. But I do like that I can tell you to fuck your cousin in the vagina, you inbred sob and not get banned:toast:lmao

YES!!! And I in turn can tell you to shove a bannana up your arse you vegtable loving SOD! :lol

Indazone
03-22-2009, 01:59 PM
can I use your cf account bro? if yes please pm me, thank you

HAHA Purple and Gold's account getting ready to be buried at light speed.

:ban:

Purple & Gold
03-22-2009, 02:03 PM
HAHA Purple and Gold's account getting ready to be buried at light speed.

:ban:

:lol :lol not like I care. They got nazi moderators there anyways. Now I gotta find it. Can't remember my username. I'm sure it has something to do with Lakers though :smokin

Indazone
03-22-2009, 02:06 PM
IF you're going to use Purple and Gold's account to go over there and post guys, my recommendation is to make it count. Post multiple troll threads and go out flaming! If you try to be legit and I know you guys, you'll only survive a few weeks at best lol.

Purple & Gold
03-22-2009, 02:13 PM
ok found it just gotta change the password :lol

Purple & Gold
03-22-2009, 02:17 PM
ok sent u pm a_i_f

Artest_Is_Fearless
03-22-2009, 02:23 PM
Ok thanks Pure :toast

I wont use it to get you ban or anything hahah so no worry. I just need it to ask for live link and stuff.

Purple & Gold
03-22-2009, 02:29 PM
Ok thanks Pure :toast

I wont use it to get you ban or anything hahah so no worry. I just need it to ask for live link and stuff.

np enjoy

sook
03-22-2009, 04:04 PM
well, i managed a hostile takeover over Clutchreport last week so I guess I do have the power to ban and unban people from the site. Unfortunatley, Sook, since you're one my favorite posters here, I think its best if I keep you banned from clutchreport so you can continue to post here. Its called integrity.

:toast

sook
03-22-2009, 04:05 PM
I think I got a username at clutchfans you can post under it if you want

sure! PM it to me :P

sook
03-22-2009, 04:06 PM
I couple people have PM'ed me over the last few weeks to ban sook. I don't think I ever read the whole PM to see why, though.

lol i don't even talk mess to anyone other than ThunderDan :hat:hat

Kill_Bill_Pana
03-22-2009, 05:22 PM
Fuck Clutchfans. That site owner and many of the members are fucking racist scum.

JoeTait75
03-22-2009, 05:27 PM
cavsfanatic.com...jesus f'n christ. There's a small castle of really knowledgeable posters surrounded by a large moat of homeristic retards--same as any site I guess. The difference is that if you bring a rival fan's perspective and refuse to acknowledge the greatness of Our Lord and Savior LeBron James, you'll most likely get banned.

Dude, there are better Cavaliers forums than Cavsfanatic. Or at least one better forum.

Roxsfan
03-22-2009, 08:08 PM
YES!!! And I in turn can tell you to shove a bannana up your arse you vegtable loving SOD! :lol

Ha:wow

sook
03-22-2009, 08:10 PM
Ha:wow

hey Tfor3, i know how influential you are over there, heck, your a friggin contributing member. I trust you and i believe you will do whatever is in your power to help me regain posting status at clutchfans.

Roxsfan
03-22-2009, 08:34 PM
hey Tfor3, i know how influential you are over there, heck, your a friggin contributing member. I trust you and i believe you will do whatever is in your power to help me regain posting status at clutchfans.

why don't you just re-join or were you IP-address banned? If so, why not sign up in public library or friends house?

Indazone
03-22-2009, 08:45 PM
cause sook hasn't figured out yet that he can go back under a new name besides sook lol. shhhhhh be vewy quiet or he might find out. :lol

sook
03-22-2009, 09:38 PM
cause sook hasn't figured out yet that he can go back under a new name besides sook lol. shhhhhh be vewy quiet or he might find out. :lol

lol guys...no I'm not IP banned but so far i have tried re regging with 8 diff usernames and none of them got accepted. Actually one did but it got rebanned in 3 days

duncan228
03-22-2009, 10:03 PM
Why do you want to be somewhere that doesn't want you? So bad that you've tried registering eight times? Am I missing something?

Indazone
03-22-2009, 11:23 PM
Even I know how to get back onto that site. By the way sook, you are IP banned LOL

GuerillaBlack
03-22-2009, 11:23 PM
WHAT did I contribute?
Money.


How much did I give?
One Million Dollars
http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/dr_evil_one_million_dollars.jpg

No really, how much. I'm thinking about giving like $5.

GuerillaBlack
03-22-2009, 11:24 PM
From most tolerant to least.

8. Spurstalk

7. Jazz Fans
http://jazzfanz.com/viewforum.php?f=1

6. Lakers Ground
http://forums.lakersground.net/viewforum.php?f=1

5. Clutch Fans (haven't lurked here much...but it has its ups and downs.)
http://bbs.clutchfans.net/forumdisplay.php?f=9

4. Cavs Fanatic
http://www.cavfanatic.com/go/forum/viewboard

3. Spurs Report
http://www.spursreport.com/forums/

2. Hornets Report
http://hornetsreport.com/HRForums/index.php

1. Arizona Sports Fans Network - Phoenix Suns
http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/f7/


Some of these could be interchangeable and obviously everyone has their own opinions....that being said, I'd kinda like to make a poll to see what the general consensus is. Also, what's the primary Mavs forum? For some reason i've had no interest in reading about Eric Dampier...but on those rare occasions when i'm not reading Mark Cuban's blog, i'll stop by Mavtalk.

The Mavs is dallas-mavs.com.

Purple & Gold
03-22-2009, 11:40 PM
Even I know how to get back onto that site. By the way sook, you are IP banned LOL

:lol get a proxy sook then hit me up...

Kobe™
03-23-2009, 12:42 AM
I'm DaDakota

Purple & Gold
03-23-2009, 12:59 AM
Hey where'd you get that avatar I need a new one to put on my new beatmaker kit.

m33p0
03-23-2009, 05:02 AM
From most tolerant to least.

8. Spurstalk

7. Jazz Fans
http://jazzfanz.com/viewforum.php?f=1

6. Lakers Ground
http://forums.lakersground.net/viewforum.php?f=1

5. Clutch Fans (haven't lurked here much...but it has its ups and downs.)
http://bbs.clutchfans.net/forumdisplay.php?f=9

4. Cavs Fanatic
http://www.cavfanatic.com/go/forum/viewboard

3. Spurs Report
http://www.spursreport.com/forums/

2. Hornets Report
http://hornetsreport.com/HRForums/index.php

1. Arizona Sports Fans Network - Phoenix Suns
http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/f7/


Some of these could be interchangeable and obviously everyone has their own opinions....that being said, I'd kinda like to make a poll to see what the general consensus is. Also, what's the primary Mavs forum? For some reason i've had no interest in reading about Eric Dampier...but on those rare occasions when i'm not reading Mark Cuban's blog, i'll stop by Mavtalk.
majority of suns fans are so sensitive. :lol

Indazone
03-23-2009, 04:15 PM
From Clutchfans...

You're doomed Sook


Question: Why can't I post threads?

Answer: Posting threads on this forum is a privilege you must earn. After you "pay your dues" commenting on the threads of others, and proving you are mentally competent and articulate enough to contribute to this forum, you will most likely earn your member status.

Question: I think I'm a good poster, why have I not been made a member yet?

Answer: There are so many new posters on the BBS, it is impossible for Clutch to monitor everyone posting to see if they are worthy enough for member status. You need to be patient, there are other members of this forum who have the ability to reference you for member status. DO NOT whine about not being made a member yet. This will certainly not help your chances.

Question: I've been demoted, what should I do?

If you've been bumped down to rookie, that should be a wake-up call to examine what kind of threads you've been posting. Again, there is really nothing you can do about this demotion, you have to remember this is Clutch's world and he was gracious enough to let you live in it. But you had to go and screw it up, so all you can do is suck it up for the time being.


Question: How can I become a Contributing Member

Answer: While Clutch does receive some funding from ad revenue, clutchfans still needs personal contributions to help maintain the high costs of keeping the website running smoothly 24/7. http://clutchfans.net/tipjar.cfm <--- this is a link to the clutchfans tipjar, contributing to the site is how you achieve Contributing member status. Donations are greatly appreciated.

Question: What are the advantages of being a Contributing Member?

Answer: You will be able to search for old posts using the search function, and you will also be able to edit your posts. Also, sometimes in the past the board was shutdown to the general posters during times of high traffic and was only available to contributing members.

Question: I've been banned, what should I do?

Answer: Lets talk mostly about what you should NOT do.

1.) Do not send Clutch or the Clutch Crew pestering emails demanding to be reinstated or getting an "explanation." This website is NOT a democracy where you have freedom of speech, you are a guest of Clutch and he provides you with a community to voice your opinions, but you must adhere to a certain set of rules.

2.) Do not get your "buddy" or "new account" to post threads asking for your reinstatement, this will get you nowhere. Depending on your ban offense, You could be put in a "timeout" or you could be out for a long time. You have no control over this process, and much like a defendant in a trial, you are probably better off keeping your mouth shut and taking your punishment.


Question: Why was I banned?

Answer : There are many things you could do to get yourself banned. Namely, pervasive name calling or personal attacks against another poster. Classless insults or slurs pertaining to race, religion, sexual orientation. Ultimately, Clutch is watching you and your conduct is expected to be at a certain standard. This is mostly a PG-13 rated board. Sexually explicit or extremely vulgar dialogue is frowned upon.

Note : Please use caution when posting images, many people view this board at work and anything remotely questionable could be considered an offense to them. Please have the courtesy to say "NSFW" (not safe for work) if you post an image that could be considered risque. Also, you are walking a thin line by linking to or posting borderline pornography, there is little tolerance for this.



__________________

Many PackYao
03-23-2009, 04:38 PM
Why would wanna go over there when you have more freedom here?:huh

sook
03-23-2009, 04:44 PM
Why do you want to be somewhere that doesn't want you? So bad that you've tried registering eight times? Am I missing something?

Its the only rockets BBS

duncan228
03-23-2009, 04:50 PM
Its the only rockets BBS

I can understand that. I'm thrilled I found a Spurs home.

But the place just doesn't seem user friendly to me.

Good luck getting back on it if that's where you're happy.

Kill_Bill_Pana
03-23-2009, 05:07 PM
From Clutchfans...


Question: Why can't I post threads?

Answer: Posting threads on this forum is a privilege you must earn. After you "pay your dues" commenting on the threads of others, and proving you are mentally competent and articulate enough to contribute to this forum, you will most likely earn your member status.

Question: I think I'm a good poster, why have I not been made a member yet?

Answer: There are so many new posters on the BBS, it is impossible for Clutch to monitor everyone posting to see if they are worthy enough for member status. You need to be patient, there are other members of this forum who have the ability to reference you for member status. DO NOT whine about not being made a member yet. This will certainly not help your chances.

Question: I've been demoted, what should I do?

If you've been bumped down to rookie, that should be a wake-up call to examine what kind of threads you've been posting. Again, there is really nothing you can do about this demotion, you have to remember this is Clutch's world and he was gracious enough to let you live in it. But you had to go and screw it up, so all you can do is suck it up for the time being.


Question: How can I become a Contributing Member

Answer: While Clutch does receive some funding from ad revenue, clutchfans still needs personal contributions to help maintain the high costs of keeping the website running smoothly 24/7. http://clutchfans.net/tipjar.cfm <--- this is a link to the clutchfans tipjar, contributing to the site is how you achieve Contributing member status. Donations are greatly appreciated.

Question: What are the advantages of being a Contributing Member?

Answer: You will be able to search for old posts using the search function, and you will also be able to edit your posts. Also, sometimes in the past the board was shutdown to the general posters during times of high traffic and was only available to contributing members.

Question: I've been banned, what should I do?

Answer: Lets talk mostly about what you should NOT do.

1.) Do not send Clutch or the Clutch Crew pestering emails demanding to be reinstated or getting an "explanation." This website is NOT a democracy where you have freedom of speech, you are a guest of Clutch and he provides you with a community to voice your opinions, but you must adhere to a certain set of rules.

2.) Do not get your "buddy" or "new account" to post threads asking for your reinstatement, this will get you nowhere. Depending on your ban offense, You could be put in a "timeout" or you could be out for a long time. You have no control over this process, and much like a defendant in a trial, you are probably better off keeping your mouth shut and taking your punishment.


Question: Why was I banned?

Answer : There are many things you could do to get yourself banned. Namely, pervasive name calling or personal attacks against another poster. Classless insults or slurs pertaining to race, religion, sexual orientation. Ultimately, Clutch is watching you and your conduct is expected to be at a certain standard. This is mostly a PG-13 rated board. Sexually explicit or extremely vulgar dialogue is frowned upon.

Note : Please use caution when posting images, many people view this board at work and anything remotely questionable could be considered an offense to them. Please have the courtesy to say "NSFW" (not safe for work) if you post an image that could be considered risque. Also, you are walking a thin line by linking to or posting borderline pornography, there is little tolerance for this.



__________________


This is ridiculous. What an arrogant motherfucking douche Clutch is.

And this part "Namely, pervasive name calling or personal attacks against another poster. Classless insults or slurs pertaining to race, religion, sexual orientation. Ultimately, Clutch is watching you and your conduct is expected to be at a certain standard."


That stupid fucking son of a bitch Sam Fisher is in almost every single post making such comments and never once was banned but only anyone that he insults was banned instead.

And also I have see so many racist comments in that board. Always all Chinese people and all Greek people had racist comments against them almost every single day.

This just proves that this Clutch needs to have someone beat the crap out of him. What a joke this site of his is. David "Clutch" Hardisty is a bastard I still cannot believe how he ban IPs just because was from China and Greece. he is like a fascist.

der Kaiser
03-23-2009, 06:16 PM
Someone needs to kick that motherfucker in the balls. Who is mofo they call clutch?

DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-23-2009, 06:16 PM
This is ridiculous. What an arrogant motherfucking douche Clutch is.

And this part "Namely, pervasive name calling or personal attacks against another poster. Classless insults or slurs pertaining to race, religion, sexual orientation. Ultimately, Clutch is watching you and your conduct is expected to be at a certain standard."


That stupid fucking son of a bitch Sam Fisher is in almost every single post making such comments and never once was banned but only anyone that he insults was banned instead.

And also I have see so many racist comments in that board. Always all Chinese people and all Greek people had racist comments against them almost every single day.

This just proves that this Clutch needs to have someone beat the crap out of him. What a joke this site of his is. David "Clutch" Hardisty is a bastard I still cannot believe how he ban IPs just because was from China and Greece. he is like a fascist.

It's his site moron. If he wants to ban the Eurofags and Asians that know nothing about basketball, he's got every right to do so.

dallaskd
03-23-2009, 06:20 PM
ST has a mma forum, so we win.

BlackSwordsMan
03-23-2009, 06:33 PM
sook = rhianna