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SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 08:55 AM
I think I'm going through one ...

Is that normal for a woman?

:wow :lol
JudynTX
03-23-2009, 08:59 AM
:wow That's news to me. :lol
johnsmith
03-23-2009, 08:59 AM
:wow:lol
johnsmith
03-23-2009, 08:59 AM
:hat:whine
johnsmith
03-23-2009, 08:59 AM
:flag::wakeup
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 09:00 AM
:wow That's news to me. :lol

I want a new car ...
I want a new haircut ...
I want a boy toy ...

There you're informed

:lol :D
JudynTX
03-23-2009, 09:06 AM
I want a new car ...
I want a new haircut ...
I want a boy toy ...

There you're informed

:lol :D

Sometimes you just have to say "F it, and just do it". :tu Be impulsive! :wakeup:lol
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 09:07 AM
Sometimes you just have to say "F it, and just do it". :tu Be impulsive! :wakeup:lol

We'll see how impulsive I am when I pick you up in my new mustang!!

:D
JudynTX
03-23-2009, 09:12 AM
We'll see how impulsive I am when I pick you up in my new mustang!!

:D

I'm looking forward to it. :hat
BacktoBasics
03-23-2009, 09:15 AM
I want a new car ...
I want a new haircut ...
I want a boy toy ...

There you're informed

:lol :DSend me your pictures and I'll find you a boy toy.
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 09:19 AM
Send me your pictures and I'll find you a boy toy.

:lol

Why does that scare me?
BacktoBasics
03-23-2009, 09:22 AM
:lol

Why does that scare me?I meant nudes not pictures. Any less scary?
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 09:32 AM
I meant nudes not pictures. Any less scary?

Awwww I dont have any ....

:sleep
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 09:33 AM
Choice A ....

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/5641813-1-5-a2529287.jpg

Choice B ...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/5747080-1-5-ad27e535.jpg
BacktoBasics
03-23-2009, 09:36 AM
How about choice C:

http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu305/alpinestar_44/69Camaro.jpg
BacktoBasics
03-23-2009, 09:36 AM
oh and I'll take non-nudes as a start.
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 09:37 AM
How about choice C:

http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu305/alpinestar_44/69Camaro.jpg

Ooooooooooooooo

I like but I can tell that's wayyyy out of my budget

LOL
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 09:41 AM
oh and I'll take non-nudes as a start.

:lol

Not as long as mouse is around ...
Summers
03-23-2009, 09:42 AM
I think I'm going through one ...

Is that normal for a woman?

:wow :lol

Are you sure you're not just ovulating? :)
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 09:44 AM
Are you sure you're not just ovulating? :)

LMAO

I'm sure
Bartleby
03-23-2009, 09:46 AM
Ooooooooooooooo

I like but I can tell that's wayyyy out of my budget

LOL

How 'bout the econo version?

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/babbalanja/gremlin.jpg
BacktoBasics
03-23-2009, 09:47 AM
Ooooooooooooooo

I like but I can tell that's wayyyy out of my budget

LOL

Whats your budget? I'm willing to bet that you could obtain a well restored classic car for less than that mustang


:lol

Not as long as mouse is around ...Wait....what.
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 09:52 AM
Whats your budget? I'm willing to bet that you could obtain a well restored classic car for less than that mustang

Wait....what.

I'm looking to spend roughly 15,000

Disreguard that last statement ...
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 09:52 AM
How 'bout the econo version?

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/babbalanja/gremlin.jpg

:nope
Summers
03-23-2009, 09:56 AM
My mid-life crisis landed me back in college. The car and boy toy sound like a lot more fun. (As an aside, I'm definitely getting hornier with age. Some days it's torturous to walk around campus with all those pretty, pretty little boys. The only reason I haven't tried to bang any of them is because they're so fucking stupid.

Edit: and I'm happily married, of course! :D I just mean in theory...
BacktoBasics
03-23-2009, 09:59 AM
I'm looking to spend roughly 15,000

Disreguard that last statement ...

http://www.justmusclecars.com/carimage.asp?thumb=1

15,900 and this is a reputable place. There are lots of quality older cars around your price range. That mustang will be worthless in a year or so but an older car will hold its value for a lifetime.


My mid-life crisis landed me back in college. The car and boy toy sound like a lot more fun. (As an aside, I'm definitely getting hornier with age. Some days it's torturous to walk around campus with all those pretty, pretty little boys. The only reason I haven't tried to bang any of them is because they're so fucking stupid.giggity
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 10:01 AM
My mid-life crisis landed me back in college. The car and boy toy sound like a lot more fun. (As an aside, I'm definitely getting hornier with age. Some days it's torturous to walk around campus with all those pretty, pretty little boys. The only reason I haven't tried to bang any of them is because they're so fucking stupid.

Edit: and I'm happily married, of course! :D I just mean in theory...

I'm already taking college classes ... plus I'm not interested in the guys on this campus!! LOL
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 10:02 AM
http://www.justmusclecars.com/carimage.asp?thumb=1

15,900 and this is a reputable place. There are lots of quality older cars around your price range. That mustang will be worthless in a year or so but an older car will hold its value for a lifetime.

giggity

I'm a girl and like shiney new cars ...

:D
BacktoBasics
03-23-2009, 10:04 AM
I'm a girl and like shiney new cars ...

:D
:rolleyes women...
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 10:09 AM
:rolleyes women...

Dont do me like that !!

:p:
BacktoBasics
03-23-2009, 10:15 AM
Dont do me like that !!

:p:I could run with that but I won't.
johnsmith
03-23-2009, 10:16 AM
Normally I wouldn't point out spelling errors, but since spursstalker has done it twice in two different threads in the matter of minutes and then pointed out that she is already taking classes, it has forced my hand.


It's "regardless" and "disregard", not "reguardless" and "disreguard"..............you aren't blocking anything, no need to add the "u".


In fact, I don't think disreguard is even a word.










Carry on.
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 10:18 AM
I could run with that but I won't.

Oh go on and run with it ... It's Monday!

:lol
BacktoBasics
03-23-2009, 10:26 AM
Oh go on and run with it ... It's Monday!

:lol
I absolutely will not!
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 10:28 AM
I absolutely will not!

You just took the fun out of my Monday ...

:depressed
BacktoBasics
03-23-2009, 10:36 AM
You just took the fun out of my Monday ...

:depressedI did give you some suggestions for bringing the fun.
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 10:44 AM
I did give you some suggestions for bringing the fun.

You did?

Oh right the nekkies ...

:lol
Dex
03-23-2009, 11:17 AM
I thought SpursTalk pr0n was supposed to go in the Troll Forum.
CuckingFunt
03-23-2009, 11:19 AM
(As an aside, I'm definitely getting hornier with age.

This scares me.

And should also scare anyone/everyone who lives within a hundred mile radius of wherever I end up settling down in the next few years.
CuckingFunt
03-23-2009, 11:23 AM
I'm a girl and like shiney new cars ...

:D


:rolleyes women...

This attitude is not universal to all women, so you can put those eyes away.

I'm not a muscle car fan, so the exact link you posted doesn't tempt me, but would love to have a stable of shiny old cars at my disposal.
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 11:57 AM
I thought SpursTalk pr0n was supposed to go in the Troll Forum.

Who said anything about porn?

:sleep
mrsmaalox
03-23-2009, 12:33 PM
My mid-life crisis landed me back in college. The car and boy toy sound like a lot more fun. (As an aside, I'm definitely getting hornier with age. Some days it's torturous to walk around campus with all those pretty, pretty little boys. The only reason I haven't tried to bang any of them is because they're so fucking stupid.

Edit: and I'm happily married, of course! :D I just mean in theory...

Man, that's a relief!! I thought I was the only one :lol And as far as the car portion of the midlife crisis, this is what lives in my garage now:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/vehicle-pictures/2003/toyota/mr2-spyder/03812211990001-480.jpg
tp2021
03-23-2009, 12:37 PM
<<<----------Young, non-retarded college student that is a boy, and can be a toy










:eyebrows
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 01:01 PM
<<<----------Young, non-retarded college student that is a boy, and can be a toy










:eyebrows

How young?

:lol
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 01:03 PM
Man, that's a relief!! I thought I was the only one :lol And as far as the car portion of the midlife crisis, this is what lives in my garage now:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/vehicle-pictures/2003/toyota/mr2-spyder/03812211990001-480.jpg

That's sweeeeeeeeet.

I'm not a convertible fan tho!
tp2021
03-23-2009, 01:05 PM
How young?

:lol


Don't think the inclusion of a smiley will serve to deter me....




:lol




















19 in a few weeks
CuckingFunt
03-23-2009, 01:05 PM
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/vehicle-pictures/2003/toyota/mr2-spyder/03812211990001-480.jpg

I tried to sit in one of those once at the dealership. It was hilarious when they put the top up.
mrsmaalox
03-23-2009, 01:14 PM
That's sweeeeeeeeet.

I'm not a convertible fan tho!

I wasn't either! But the "mid engine" situation really cuts down on the noise you usually get from a front engine and makes it a much more enjoyable ride. :convertib
to21
03-23-2009, 01:17 PM
If being hornier as you get older means you are going through a mid life crisis.....then I've already been through three.....this year only.
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 01:35 PM
Don't think the inclusion of a smiley will serve to deter me....




:lol




















19 in a few weeks

:wow

I have kids older than you!!!
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 01:37 PM
I wasn't either! But the "mid engine" situation really cuts down on the noise you usually get from a front engine and makes it a much more enjoyable ride. :convertib

I'm gonna stick with my mustang ...

Vaaaaaaroooooooooooom
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 01:37 PM
If being hornier as you get older means you are going through a mid life crisis.....then I've already been through three.....this year only.

I bet you're not a day over 25 ...

:lol
BacktoBasics
03-23-2009, 01:39 PM
I'm confused. Is SpursStalker looking for some fresh meat or not?
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 01:40 PM
I'm confused. Is SpursStalker looking for some fresh meat or not?

:lol

As long as he's over 40 ....
JudynTX
03-23-2009, 01:42 PM
:lol

As long as he's over 40 ....

:wakeup I keep telling you to go a little younger.

:p:
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 01:43 PM
:wakeup I keep telling you to go a little younger.

:p:

I'm not into teaching a guy anything ... I want him all ready to go.

:lol
JudynTX
03-23-2009, 01:44 PM
I'm not into teaching a guy anything ... I want him all ready to go.

:lol

WTF? I still teach hubby a few things. :eyebrows

Learning is FUN. :D
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 01:47 PM
WTF? I still teach hubby a few things. :eyebrows

Learning is FUN. :D

Good for you!

:D

But I'm not looking to get married ... therefore I dont want to teach anyone anything.
JudynTX
03-23-2009, 01:49 PM
:lol
tp2021
03-23-2009, 01:56 PM
:lol

As long as he's over 40 ....

That shit ain't fresh
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 01:57 PM
That shit ain't fresh

Who said anything about shit and fresh?
tp2021
03-23-2009, 01:59 PM
:lol



I'm confused. Is SpursStalker looking for some fresh meat or not?
desflood
03-23-2009, 02:00 PM
dont do me like that !!
That's what she said!
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 02:03 PM
:lol

Shooooooo
desflood
03-23-2009, 02:03 PM
As an aside, I'm definitely getting hornier with age. Some days it's torturous to walk around campus with all those pretty, pretty little boys. The only reason I haven't tried to bang any of them is because they're so fucking stupid...
:lmao

POTD
BacktoBasics
03-23-2009, 02:05 PM
:lmao

POTDNo Shit
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 02:05 PM
:lol

Im glad I didnt do a singles thread ....

:lol
SpursStalker
03-23-2009, 02:23 PM
No Shit

You've covered the shit and fresh now ...

Thanks!!

:lol
Frenzy
03-23-2009, 03:42 PM
:(
TDMVPDPOY
03-23-2009, 05:30 PM
still no nudes? wtf is this shit
pawe
03-23-2009, 10:00 PM
Man, that's a relief!! I thought I was the only one :lol And as far as the car portion of the midlife crisis, this is what lives in my garage now:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/vehicle-pictures/2003/toyota/mr2-spyder/03812211990001-480.jpg

Richer!
SpursStalker
03-24-2009, 07:56 AM
:(

Awww was wrong?

:depressed
SpursStalker
03-24-2009, 07:57 AM
still no nudes? wtf is this shit

:lol

Do you really wanna see nudes of a woman in a mid life crisis?
Das Texan
03-24-2009, 08:28 AM
Choice A ....

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/5641813-1-5-a2529287.jpg

Choice B ...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/5747080-1-5-ad27e535.jpg


How about choice C:

http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu305/alpinestar_44/69Camaro.jpg



Well.....


None of them are shiny new things. Unless you are talking about to you, but in which case this wouldnt make sense cause they would all be new, as they are all preowned. So just go with the most bang for your buck.
SpursStalker
03-24-2009, 08:54 AM
Well.....


None of them are shiny new things. Unless you are talking about to you, but in which case this wouldnt make sense cause they would all be new, as they are all preowned. So just go with the most bang for your buck.

Ummmm thanks ...
mrsmaalox
03-24-2009, 09:03 AM
Richer!

A $12,000 car qualifies me as a richer? Shit I could have joined that club ages ago :bang
Das Texan
03-24-2009, 09:09 AM
If I ever truly have a mid life crisis I'm buying either:

Eleanor

or

my 64 1/2 Mustang
SpursStalker
03-24-2009, 11:11 AM
A $12,000 car qualifies me as a richer? Shit I could have joined that club ages ago :bang

What kind of car is that?
SpursStalker
03-24-2009, 11:11 AM
If I ever truly have a mid life crisis I'm buying either:

Eleanor

or

my 64 1/2 Mustang

I'll take Eleanor

HAWT car!!
CuckingFunt
03-24-2009, 12:45 PM
What kind of car is that?

Toyota MR2.
SpursStalker
03-24-2009, 02:16 PM
Toyota MR2.

I think I might have just put that on the list ...

:toast
SAGambler
03-25-2009, 10:11 AM
I think I'm going through one ...

Is that normal for a woman?

:wow :lol

Normal? I thought it was mandatory!!
SpursStalker
03-25-2009, 01:51 PM
Normal? I thought it was mandatory!!

I must have missed that memo ...

:lol