Pirates or Lumberjacks?

[stretch]

?

[CosmicCowboy]

The question:

Who will kick the UTSA Football teams ass worse?

[JudynTX]

Are you trying to decide what role to play tonight with the wife?

[samikeyp]

I voted pirate but if you're a lumberjack, that's ok. :lol

[Bender]

I voted pirate but if you're a lumberjack, that's ok.

pirate. I don't skip & jump, or put on womens clothing...

[Dr. Gonzo]

I gotta go with lumberjacks on this one. They carry axes and chainsaws. Also, some of them cruise around with a big blue ox.

[peewee's lovechild]

The question:

Who will kick the UTSA Football teams ass worse?

It's too bad "Pop Warner football team" wasn't on the list.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pirates are pussies.

They sail on thier ships and get you with cannons.

Lumberjacks are real men. They come at you face to face, albeit with an axe or two.

But, I bet you a million bucks a pirate couldn't chop down a tree.

[CuckingFunt]

I had to go with Lumberjacks out of school loyalty.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Pirates are pussies.

They sail on thier ships and get you with cannons.

Lumberjacks are real men. They come at you face to face, albeit with an axe or two.

But, I bet you a million bucks a pirate couldn't chop down a tree.

You arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre correct.

Damn that was lame. I'm embarrassed for myself.

[IronMexican]

Maple syrup or gold? Maple syrup! It's worth about the same in Canada.

[peewee's lovechild]

Maple syrup or gold? Maple syrup! It's worth about the same in Canada.

What you say?

I was distracted by that chick on your sig.

[Blake]

Pirates are pussies.

They sail on thier ships and get you with cannons.

Lumberjacks are real men. They come at you face to face, albeit with an axe or two.

But, I bet you a million bucks a pirate couldn't chop down a tree.

Are you kidding? Where have you been that you've never seen a pirate sword fight.

You're at the library, look it up.

Lumberjacks don't use axes in real life. They use that big saw that takes two people to use.

While they would try to come at you with that giant tree saw, a pirate would just stab you quickly with his sword.

Mike Leach is a pirate fan.

/thread

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you kidding? Where have you been that you've never seen a pirate sword fight.

You're at the library, look it up.

Lumberjacks don't use axes in real life. They use that big saw that takes two people to use.

While they would try to come at you with that giant tree saw, a pirate would just stab you quickly with his sword.

Mike Leach is a pirate fan.

/thread


I don't give a shit about Mike Leach.

I'll put Paul Bunyon to your Davy Jones.

Jones will get raped by Paul.

[Blake]

I don't give a shit about Mike Leach.

I'll put Paul Bunyon to your Davy Jones.

Jones will get raped by Paul.

pffffffft. Paul Bunyan? He got beat by that little dude with the chain saw.

Besides, Davy Jones would throw the Kraken on Paul and the freaky blue ox.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't give a shit about Mike Leach.

I'll put Paul Bunyon to your Davy Jones.

Jones will get raped by Paul.

That's not really saying much.

Davy Jones was easily the biggest pussy of all the Monkees.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3294/davywearingnecklace.jpg

[IronMexican]

What you say?

I was distracted by that chick on your sig.

Asian chicks are hawt.

[jack sommerset]

I have to go with lumberjack, thats what the wife calls my wood when in the sac with her.

[peewee's lovechild]

pffffffft. Paul Bunyan? He got beat by that little dude with the chain saw.

Besides, Davy Jones would throw the Kraken on Paul and the freaky blue ox.

That pussy has to fight in the water.

He can't fight like a real man.

If you want to fight like a man, meet him face to face, don't be parading in a fucking boat and use a sea creature to do your dirty work.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's not really saying much.

Davy Jones was easily the biggest pussy of all the Monkees.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3294/davywearingnecklace.jpg



:lmao:lmao

[BacktoBasics]

Pirates wear fucking makeup for christ sake. MAKEUP. Lumberjacks all the way. Plus when the lumberjack dies you can skin him for a nice rug down by the fire.

[peewee's lovechild]

Asian chicks are hawt.

Yes they are.

They sure are.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have to go with lumberjack, thats what the wife calls my wood when in the sac with her.

:lol:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Definitely pirates. For the booty.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pirates wear fucking makeup for christ sake. MAKEUP. Lumberjacks all the way. Plus when the lumberjack dies you can skin him for a nice rug down by the fire.


This explains Blake's overstated homophobia.

He secretly likes the gay.

[peewee's lovechild]

Definitely pirates. For the booty.

To make up for the fact that you don't have any.

[Bender]

never posted a youtube before, hope this works:

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[balli]

Pirates. I was just reading earlier today about some Thai pirates who beat some undoubtedly wealthy and arch conservative yachtsmen to death. Maybe more than they deserved, but still, I'm impressed by people who put their money where their mouths are.

[AlamoSpursFan]

I'd just like to point out that there is no "International Talk Like A Lumberjack Day".

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

AVAST THREAD!

[Blake]

That pussy has to fight in the water.

He can't fight like a real man.

He doesn't fight in the water. He fights on a boat on top of the water.

fighting on boat > fighting in a gardeny forest


If you want to fight like a man, meet him face to face, don't be parading in a fucking boat and use a sea creature to do your dirty work.

you mean like how Paul uses a big blue ox to do his work?

[phyzik]

Its supposed to be Pirates vs Ninjas....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_versus_Ninjas

but for the purpose of the Poll, I go with Lumberjacks.

[Blake]

Pirates wear fucking makeup for christ sake. MAKEUP.

no. Johnny Depp wears makeup. He is not a real pirate.

The Kraken would tear Depp apart in real life.

The Kraken is one bad mother.


Lumberjacks all the way. Plus when the lumberjack dies you can skin him for a nice rug down by the fire.

this is all kinds of wtf........."it puts the lotion on..."

do you lay on him too while you stare at your wife's crotch?

[Blake]

This explains Blake's overstated homophobia.

He secretly likes the gay.

no....I'd have to say I don't secretly like you

[dirk4mvp]

Lumberjacks are fags. stretch fails for making such a shitty poll.

[mrsmaalox]

never posted a youtube before, hope this works:

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Thanks for posting! Approximately 7 hours later and it's still playing on an endless loop in my head...:bang

[phyzik]

damn newbs, I refuse to believe Im the only one who knows about Pirates Vs Ninjas. Atari anyone? Come on, Im only 29 and I know about that shit! WTF!

Even if you dont remember the Atari game, its ALWAYS been Pirates Vs Ninja's! :bang

[Maddox]

Pirates and lumberjacks kick almost as much ass as me.

[stretch]

the only person more kick ass than pirates or lumberjacks is indiana jones

[stretch]

and ghandi

[stretch]

dirk4mvp = pussy