Crank 2: High Voltage

[monosylab1k]

This looks like the greatest movie ever made.

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Fast & Furious AND Crank 2 all in the same month? April is gonna rock my scrotum clean off.

[Spurminator]

:lmao

[IronMexican]

mono serious or kidding?

[CuckingFunt]

Fast & Furious AND Crank 2 all in the same month? April is gonna rock my scrotum clean off.

Ditto.

'Cept for the scrotum part.

[MannyIsGod]

mono serious or kidding?

Seriously?

[dirk4mvp]

If there's ever a movie Statham has done worth anything besides Snatch and one of the Transporter movies, it's Crank. Can't wait.

[J.T.]

mono serious or kidding?

Have you not seen Crank 1? Jason Statham takes like every drug imaginable, fucks Amy Smart in broad daylight with a bunch of wide eyed Asians cheering him on, then he whoops some ass and falls from a helicopter that was pretty high above a skyscraper and apparently now he didn't die. This is like finding out that Tooth Fairy is not only real, but packing a nice pair of jugs, landing strip pubes, a pussy that smells like strawberry ice cream and you just found out she puts out on the first date.

[IronMexican]

So you think Fast & Furious is a good movie?

[dirk4mvp]

Have you not seen Crank 1? Jason Statham takes like every drug imaginable, fucks Amy Smart in broad daylight with a bunch of wide eyed Asians cheering him on, then he whoops some ass and falls from a helicopter that was pretty high above a skyscraper and apparently now he didn't die. This is like finding out that Tooth Fairy is not only real, but packing a nice pair of jugs, landing strip pubes, a pussy that smells like strawberry ice cream and you just found out she puts out on the first date.


If grand theft auto ever had a movie, crank 1 was it.

[J.T.]

If there's ever a movie Statham has done worth anything besides Snatch and one of the Transporter movies, it's Crank. Can't wait.

You need to see:

Mean Machine
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Revolver
The Bank Job

[IronMexican]

Guess I have to watch it some day.

[monosylab1k]

So you think Fast & Furious is a good movie?

The first Fast & Furious movie is absolutely in the "so corny it's good" category. Parts 2 and 3 were just retarded, but now that Diesel & Walker are back together, I have high hopes for part 4.

[TwAnKiEs]

"He treated me like his hot little whore." :lmao:lmao

[Spurtacus]

First movie was a trip. This one should deliver.

[MiamiHeat]

The Bank Job was ok

Crank 1 was awesome

Crank 2 High Voltage looks like a complete testosterone adrenaline rush, i am so fucking there.

[tlongII]

Crank 2 should be good. I loved the first one.

I like F&F 1 and 3. Hopefully this will be good as well.

[BlackSwordsMan]

How is he in part 2? He fell out of a helicopter

[tlongII]

How is he in part 2? He fell out of a helicopter

It's the movies.

[BlackSwordsMan]

you sure?

[dirk4mvp]

you sure?



I don't know the exact reason, but I'm sure there's some bologna reason why.

[MiamiHeat]

I don't know the exact reason, but I'm sure there's some bologna reason why.

Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working

[Frenzy]

Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working

sounds like a good plan. i like the phone ring in the movie :toast

[dirk4mvp]

Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working

Well this fits the bill.

[monosylab1k]

The great thing about the original Crank is how it was seemingly written by a being from another dimension who has no idea about physics on Earth or how the human body functions. Hopefully C2HV lives up to the groundbreaking original.

[florige]

So you think Fast & Furious is a good movie?



I thought it had it's moments. F&F2 sucked. Crank was awful. But I really, really hate Jason Stantham so......

[leemajors]

The great thing about the original Crank is how it was seemingly written by a being from another dimension who has no idea about physics on Earth or how the human body functions. Hopefully C2HV lives up to the groundbreaking original.

i enjoy these types of movies most. i like to think how awesome jumper could have been if Timur Bekmambetov had directed it.

[J.T.]

i enjoy these types of movies most. i like to think how awesome jumper could have been if Timur Bekmambetov had directed it.

Or if it weren't starring Hayden Christensen.

[Trainwreck2100]

How is he in part 2? He fell out of a helicopter

maybe he landed in a pillow factory

[BlackSwordsMan]

nah it showed him bounce off a car and just fall on the street
he dropped like 20 thousand feet out of the sky and his body didn't explode like a watermelon

[BlackSwordsMan]

but it's just a movie like tlong pointed out earlier

[CuckingFunt]

The great thing about the original Crank is how it was seemingly written by a being from another dimension who has no idea about physics on Earth or how the human body functions. Hopefully C2HV lives up to the groundbreaking original.

The commercial shows Statham charging his battery/heart with jumper cables attached to his nipple and tongue. I think you can rest assured, there.

[J.T.]

nah it showed him bounce off a car and just fall on the street
he dropped like 20 thousand feet out of the sky and his body didn't explode like a watermelon

There are cases of people surviving falls of over 30,000 feet (obviously from aircraft). I'm sure they had fucked up spines and skulls after the fall though, explaining how he's not in a full body cast or at least limping around a bit will be harder to explain with excuses other than "it's a movie".

[batman2883]

dude they have gone wayyyy too far this dude fell out of a helicopter miles above from the ground and lands on a car so hard he bounces and lands on the street face first and lives??? come on now!!! Jason Stathom movies worth watching

lock stock and two smoking barrells
snatch
transporter 1
italian job
and thats it!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Jason Stathom movies worth watching

lock stock and two smoking barrells
snatch
transporter 1
italian job
and thats it!!!!

Revolver, The Bank Job, and Death Race are also worth watching. I like the second Transporter and Crank, but only because they're cheesy and bad.

[batman2883]

death race was the worst movie i saw last year!!! its the running man with cars.......whack!!!!!

the bank job was alright but neither that or revolver can rate up there with the movies i listed above

[dirk4mvp]

It's probably not saying much, but I'd rather watch Jason Statham play the same role every time than watch Nicholas Cage play the same role everytime.

[leemajors]

It's probably not saying much, but I'd rather watch Jason Statham play the same role every time than watch Nicholas Cage play the same role everytime.

cage's hairline variations are fascinating to me. i see everything he's in.