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PakiDan
03-25-2009, 07:43 PM
Way to tempt fate dude...

JOHN LENNON:


Some years before during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him" (1966).


Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.


~~~


TANCREDO NEVES (President of Brazil):


During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.


~~~


CAZUZA (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):


During a show in Canecão ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for you."


He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.


~~~


THE MAN WHO BUILT THE TITANIC:


After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it"


The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.


~~~


MARILYN MONROE:


She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He is a preacher and evangelist and the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.


After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: "I don't need your Jesus"


A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.


~~~


BON SCOTT:


The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: "Don't stop me, I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell".


On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his vomit.


~~~


CAMPINAS IN 2005


In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend. The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter - holding her hand, who was already seated in the car: "MY DAUGHTER, GO WITH GOD AND MAY HE PROTECT YOU",


She responded: ONLY IF HE (GOD) TRAVELS IN THE BOOT (trunk), COZ INSIDE HERE IT''S ALREADY FULL"


Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the boot was intact.


The police said there was no way the boot could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the boot was a crate of eggs, none was broken.

http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/18203.htm

MiamiHeat
03-25-2009, 08:19 PM
you know how many people have NOT died while saying things like this?

PakiDan
03-25-2009, 08:25 PM
you know how many people have NOT died while saying things like this?

Ok - your objective thinking is not welcome here.

dirk4mvp
03-25-2009, 08:27 PM
BON SCOTT:


The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: "Don't stop me, I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell".


On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his vomit.




lol that's a bit of a straw grab.

MaNuMaNiAc
03-25-2009, 08:46 PM
lol that's a bit of a straw grab.

yeah... because the others aren't :lol

tlongII
03-25-2009, 08:46 PM
Are you saying that Manny is bi-sexual?

PakiDan
03-25-2009, 09:50 PM
Are you saying that Manny is bi-sexual?

I can always count on Tlong to extract the true meaning of my posts.

Epic Fail Guy
03-25-2009, 10:23 PM
This thread is win!

deadratsam
03-26-2009, 01:02 AM
Way to tempt fate dude...



~~~


CAZUZA (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):


During a show in Canecão ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for you."


He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.





So god gave him the aids?

Melmart1
03-26-2009, 01:24 AM
Marilyn Monroe was a converted Jew, and they don't believe in Jesus. So maybe that's why she said what she said. So basically, this means that God killed her for being Jewish. Why does God hate Jews?

peewee's lovechild
03-26-2009, 09:22 AM
Why does God hate Jews?

Because they killed his son.

peewee's lovechild
03-26-2009, 09:23 AM
John Lennon was killed by a schizo, god had nothing to do with that.

Besides, the comment he made about Jesus was well over a decade before he died.

Melmart1
03-26-2009, 03:21 PM
John Lennon was killed by a schizo, god had nothing to do with that.

Besides, the comment he made about Jesus was well over a decade before he died.

God can really hold a grudge.

peewee's lovechild
03-26-2009, 03:25 PM
God can really hold a grudge.

Apparently.

That fucker has held a grudge against Africa for thousands of years.

Don Quixote
03-26-2009, 05:46 PM
Marilyn Monroe was a converted Jew, and they don't believe in Jesus. So maybe that's why she said what she said. So basically, this means that God killed her for being Jewish. Why does God hate Jews?

God does not hate the Jews :lol and didn't kill her because she was Jewish. She died because she took too many drugs.

Shoot ... I know plenty of Jewish people, and they're still living.

BlackSwordsMan
03-26-2009, 05:52 PM
George carlin said fuck god all the time and didn't die until a couple of years ago
this thread is gay

AmericanPsycho
03-26-2009, 06:01 PM
George carlin said fuck god all the time and didn't die until a couple of years ago
this thread is gay

And to think he'd be alive today if he'd a just kept his mouth shut.

Hook Dem
03-26-2009, 06:05 PM
And to think he'd be alive today if he'd a just kept his mouth shut.

:lol:lol:lol:lol

BlackSwordsMan
03-26-2009, 06:06 PM
:rollin

Melmart1
03-26-2009, 06:42 PM
I know plenty of Jewish people

God probably thinks this is punishment enough.

peewee's lovechild
03-26-2009, 10:36 PM
God does not hate the Jews :lol and didn't kill her because she was Jewish. She died because she took too many drugs.

Shoot ... I know plenty of Jewish people, and they're still living.


He doesn't hate Jews?

Where the fuck was he during the Holocaust?

Bald headed piece of shit.

PixelPusher
03-26-2009, 11:27 PM
He doesn't hate Jews?

Where the fuck was he during the Holocaust?

Bald headed piece of shit.

God is bald?

CuckingFunt
03-26-2009, 11:28 PM
God is bald?

No, Don Quixote is.


Well... God may be, as well, but I think the comment was aimed at Don Q.

baseline bum
03-26-2009, 11:32 PM
This God guy sounds really unpleasant. Someone's gotta take him down to Boys Town ASAP to get him a piece so he can chill the fuck out.

PixelPusher
03-26-2009, 11:39 PM
No, Don Quixote is.


Well... God may be, as well, but I think the comment was aimed at Don Q.

Now I'm imagining God as a bald woman.

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n85/grw777/miscellaneous/Ilia.jpg

peewee's lovechild
03-27-2009, 09:20 AM
No, Don Quixote is.


Well... God may be, as well, but I think the comment was aimed at Don Q.

You are correct.