Craigslist Revenge, (warning semi vulgar language)

[Heath Ledger]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/55265713.html

My girlfriend has been going on and on for months about how super impressed she is with her super smart, handsome, rich, ivy league educated married boss. Whatever. It did not matter until she told me they fucked in Las Vegas last month during a business trip. Her digital camera also had 30 or so shots of them naked in the hotel room in various sex acts appearing very drunk and happy. I found the disc last week and she admitted what happened. I told her the relationship is over and kicked her ass out. I own the house which we have lived in for a bit over a year. I told her to pick up her shit today. Over the weekend I fowarded the pics to her boss, his wife(after I told her what happened over the phone), and her boss's boss. Well...Everyone who got the pics ain't too happy. My now ex girlfriend's boss called me on Sunday and told me I ruined his marriage, job, and life and he said he was going to sue me after he beat the shit out of me and gouged out my eyes. Then he started to cry over the phone. I laughed and told him he can come over my house any time he likes. I had a cop friend of mine call him back and scare the shit out of him regarding the threating phone calls. He left 3 threatening messages on my machine before I picked up. My ex took the day off from work today to pick up her shit. Well...she loves clothes and shoes. Lots of good names too like Chanel, Guccci, Versace, etc.. All her good stuff I took to an uppper class consignment store so I can make a little cash and every other piece of her clothing from underwear to gym clothes were burned in a beautiful bonfire fueled with gasoline last night. I gave her back all her other stuff but not ONE stich of clothing. For numbers....60 or so pairs of shoes and the designer duds....40 or so dresses/suits. When she asked for her clothes this morning I pointed to the remains of my bonfire. I thought she had a heart attack. I told her. To get the fuck off my property and never speak to me again. I also told her if she or her boss decide to seek revenge on me her digital pics from Vegas as well as the 10 or so homemade porn films we personally made together could accidentally end up at her parents house or get splahed all over the internet. She left numb. I feel much better now than I did last Friday. My friends by the way always told me they thought she was a condesending bitch. They were right. I guess I just was use to the great sex. Now time to move on. I already have a date for Fri. with a hottie from my gym. She looks like Daisy Fuentes but with bigger tits. I will still watch my back for a while but if they try anything. I will be ready. Thanks for letting me rant. It has been a shitty 5 days.

[Heath Ledger]

Heres another good one.


http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/86982684/revenge-craigslist-style

[Don Quixote]

Best of Craigslist has some of the best comedy on the web.

[Don Quixote]

Moral of the story ... ?

[pkbpkb81]

sorry to hear about all of this but sounds like you win.

dident you post on here some time back you guys were getting married?

[TDMVPDPOY]

Moar?

[TDMVPDPOY]

sorry to hear about all of this but sounds like you win.

dident you post on here some time back you guys were getting married?

dont think this is about heath dude

its someone else....

[Spur-Addict]

My now ex girlfriend's boss called me on Sunday and told me I ruined his marriage, job, and life and he said he was going to sue me after he beat the shit out of me and gouged out my eyes. Then he started to cry over the phone.

:lmao :lmao

[Spur-Addict]

sorry to hear about all of this but sounds like you win.

dident you post on here some time back you guys were getting married?

............:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

I'm always torn on this sort of thing. On the one hand, I think it's kind of funny. But on the other, I just really don't get the revenge thing. At all. And I never have. Ugly breakups after short relationships don't seem worthy of revenge, and I'd have a hard time acting like that much of a jerk to someone I'd spent a significant part of my life with.

[Bigzax]

it's that whole fine line thing.

[LuvBones]

Wow. See, men are just as crazy as women. :p:

[tp2021]

Wow. See, men are just as crazy as women. :p:

OOOOO if it wasn't for that smiley....

[pkbpkb81]

sorry to hear about all of this but sounds like you win.

dident you post on here some time back you guys were getting married?

:lmao at me i read read this at work and thought it was him :rollin

[timvp]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/55265713.html

My girlfriend has been going on and on for months about how super impressed she is with her super smart, handsome, rich, ivy league educated married boss. Whatever. It did not matter until she told me they fucked in Las Vegas last month during a business trip. Her digital camera also had 30 or so shots of them naked in the hotel room in various sex acts appearing very drunk and happy. I found the disc last week and she admitted what happened. I told her the relationship is over and kicked her ass out. I own the house which we have lived in for a bit over a year. I told her to pick up her shit today. Over the weekend I fowarded the pics to her boss, his wife(after I told her what happened over the phone), and her boss's boss. Well...Everyone who got the pics ain't too happy. My now ex girlfriend's boss called me on Sunday and told me I ruined his marriage, job, and life and he said he was going to sue me after he beat the shit out of me and gouged out my eyes. Then he started to cry over the phone. I laughed and told him he can come over my house any time he likes. I had a cop friend of mine call him back and scare the shit out of him regarding the threating phone calls. He left 3 threatening messages on my machine before I picked up. My ex took the day off from work today to pick up her shit. Well...she loves clothes and shoes. Lots of good names too like Chanel, Guccci, Versace, etc.. All her good stuff I took to an uppper class consignment store so I can make a little cash and every other piece of her clothing from underwear to gym clothes were burned in a beautiful bonfire fueled with gasoline last night. I gave her back all her other stuff but not ONE stich of clothing. For numbers....60 or so pairs of shoes and the designer duds....40 or so dresses/suits. When she asked for her clothes this morning I pointed to the remains of my bonfire. I thought she had a heart attack. I told her. To get the fuck off my property and never speak to me again. I also told her if she or her boss decide to seek revenge on me her digital pics from Vegas as well as the 10 or so homemade porn films we personally made together could accidentally end up at her parents house or get splahed all over the internet. She left numb. I feel much better now than I did last Friday. My friends by the way always told me they thought she was a condesending bitch. They were right. I guess I just was use to the great sex. Now time to move on. I already have a date for Fri. with a hottie from my gym. She looks like Daisy Fuentes but with bigger tits. I will still watch my back for a while but if they try anything. I will be ready. Thanks for letting me rant. It has been a shitty 5 days.
That is stupid revenge. I don't even know if it's classified as revenge considering he'll end up having to pay thousands in civil judgments. With access to the pix, he could have been much more successful.

[Don Quixote]

I guess the moral of the story is, don't take pics of you fooling around with a married person?

[Cry Havoc]

That is stupid revenge. I don't even know if it's classified as revenge considering he'll end up having to pay thousands in civil judgments. With access to the pix, he could have been much more successful.

Yeah, I don't get the burning of clothing. It's just unnecessary.

Sending the video to her parents would have likely been more entertaining.

Disclaimer: I would never do any of this stuff. Either because I don't have the stones, or because I couldn't do that to someone. Meh.

[SpursStalker]

Ummm

How old are you?

Just a question ...

[peewee's lovechild]

Hahahaha . . . the burning of the clothes and showing them to her was fucking awesome.


I would just fuck her sister or something like that.

[Strike]

Burning her clothes was a power move.

I'd have waited until she showed up before I struck a match and torched the shit.

[SpursStalker]

Hahahaha . . . the burning of the clothes and showing them to her was fucking awesome.


I would just fuck her sister or something like that.

You'd fuck anything wouldn't you?

[Kermit]

http://miyagi.sg/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/folda_table_main.jpg

[Red Hawk #21]

Good stuff...Watch out you don't get shot.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://miyagi.sg/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/folda_table_main.jpg

That looks sexxxy . . . what with the grain and varnish.

[RandomGuy]

Moral of the story ... ?

"if you fuck a married guy in a hotel, don't leave pictures for your boyfriend to find."

I thought he went a *tad* over the deep end, though.

[Homeland Security]

You'd fuck anything wouldn't you?

(crosses her fingers and hopes)

[Twisted_Dawg]

The part about gouging out eyes reminded me of that fucking gorilla story a couple of weeks ago. Sort of ruined the story for me.

[Summers]

"if you fuck a married guy in a hotel, don't leave pictures for your boyfriend to find."

I thought he went a *tad* over the deep end, though.

I expected you to say taking her expensive clothes and shoes to a thrift shop was a sound financial decision. :lol

But, yeah, crazy! There was no need to make a giant spectacle of it.

[Homeland Security]

The part about gouging out eyes reminded me of that fucking gorilla story a couple of weeks ago. Sort of ruined the story for me.

He didn't gouge out her eyes. He chewed off her eyelids (and nose, and lips, and hands, and part of her skull). Get it straight.

[David Bowie]

Heres another good one.


http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/86982684/revenge-craigslist-style


Ummmmm...... That's just stealing.

But then again, I did get a guy that I was dating in Holland (he was American) deported back to the US. I convinced myself that I was doing it for his own good (he started becoming addicted to heroin.) However, deep down I knew that I jsut wanted him out of my life.

[Melmart1]

Moral of the story ... ?

If you are married, you should stop at flirting on the internet like Don Quixote.

[CubanMustGo]

:ttiwwp:

[Fabbs]

His boss had absolutely nothing to do with this.
Why did you send the sex cd to him?

Causing him to lose his job over this? Overkill.

[Evan]

His boss had absolutely nothing to do with this.
Why did you send the sex cd to him?

Causing him to lose his job over this? Overkill.

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[angel_luv]

That is stupid revenge. I don't even know if it's classified as revenge considering he'll end up having to pay thousands in civil judgments.

My thought exactly.

How stupid to post a confession like that, that his ex can print off and use as evidence against him.

[Ignignokt]

Wow i agree with CF.

I also wouldn't do that kind of crap.

[Drachen]

His boss had absolutely nothing to do with this.
Why did you send the sex cd to him?

Causing him to lose his job over this? Overkill.

Unless there was a company policy against bosses and subordinates having romantic relationships, then his boss should be involved.

Oh and causing him to lose his job over this, fuck him, he cheated on his wife with this guy's girlfriend. Perhaps he should think about that.

I think cheating is stupid and one of the most hurtful things that you can do to someone. If you have problems in your relationship, work them out, or end it. If you decide to cheat, you deserve whatever the other's creative mind can come up with.

I do agree he shouldn't have burnt her clothes, though. Not because her feelings should be cared for, but because it exposes him to legal issues as has been stated before in this thread.

[Homeland Security]

If you are married, you should stop at flirting on the internet like Don Quixote.
It's part of the training to be a Baptist pastor.