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tonylongoriafan
03-25-2009, 10:00 PM
what's so wrong with that?

i mean this is san antonio, so 90% of 25-35 year old single women have kids (just my estimation).

CuckingFunt
03-25-2009, 10:01 PM
what's so wrong with that?

i mean this is san antonio, so 90% of 25-35 year old single women have kids (just my estimation).

Oh my holy fuck. You sure post a lot for someone who doesn't give a shit what the rest of us think.

florige
03-25-2009, 10:03 PM
Who said there was something wrong with that buddy?

Epic Fail Guy
03-25-2009, 10:15 PM
http://fc10.deviantart.com/fs25/f/2008/137/f/7/Demotivator__No_One_Cares_by_Mikenator700.jpg

Spur-Addict
03-25-2009, 10:16 PM
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Frenzy
03-25-2009, 10:24 PM
i didn't know something was wrong with that.

tonylongoriafan
03-25-2009, 10:24 PM
vW95YIpC6Rw

i remember that duncan game winner in utah in your sig...what's with that little dance/hand gesture he does to the crowd?

baseline bum
03-25-2009, 10:30 PM
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a330/a330_bm.gif

CuckingFunt
03-25-2009, 10:31 PM
I wonder if Wild Cobra owns that shirt.

florige
03-25-2009, 10:36 PM
WC is too busy trianglating their locations to be buying any t-shirts

Melmart1
03-25-2009, 10:38 PM
You just don't have enough game to go after the elite no-kids pussy

Melmart1
03-25-2009, 10:39 PM
I wonder if Wild Cobra owns that shirt.

Nah, his would say I stalk single mothers using Google Earth.

CuckingFunt
03-25-2009, 10:48 PM
You just don't have enough game to go after the elite no-kids pussy

This amused me. Tremendously.

balli
03-25-2009, 10:59 PM
WC is too busy trianglating their locations to be buying any t-shirts

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Das Texan
03-25-2009, 11:08 PM
your justification for partying with all those women you cant keep up with?

TDMVPDPOY
03-25-2009, 11:18 PM
show me the single women you dated....pics or you talk shit

mrsmaalox
03-25-2009, 11:22 PM
Oh dear, someone should warn those poor girls.

Epic Fail Guy
03-25-2009, 11:32 PM
show me the single women you dated....pics or you talk shit

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/1/2/a121768a2ccc8ac9a4de58265cb94382.jpg

Fat Bones
03-26-2009, 03:33 AM
what's so wrong with that?

i mean this is san antonio, so 26% of the single 25 year old and above women have kids (estimation (http://www.healthcollaborative.net/assessment06/assessmentData.php))..

Fixed that for ya, just to get the odds right. You gotta know these kinda things.

Slomo
03-26-2009, 04:00 AM
You just don't have enough game to go after the elite no-kids pussy

I hate you!

It's incredibly difficult to clean coffee off a computer screen, when you're sitting in the waiting room of an airport.

:lmao

SpursStalker
03-26-2009, 07:38 AM
what's so wrong with that?

i mean this is san antonio, so 90% of 25-35 year old single women have kids (just my estimation).

The ones that you can't keep up with?

:sleep

Melmart1
03-26-2009, 08:20 AM
I hate you!

It's incredibly difficult to clean coffee off a computer screen, when you're sitting in the waiting room of an airport.

:lmao

Suuuure, blame me for your sticky laptop :lol

Dr. Gonzo
03-26-2009, 08:48 AM
lol

tlongII
03-26-2009, 08:49 AM
Suuuure, blame me for your sticky laptop :lol

Well I blame you... :eyebrows

smeagol
03-26-2009, 08:53 AM
what's so wrong with that?

i mean this is san antonio, so 90% of 25-35 year old single women have kids (just my estimation).

Very interesting . . . :rolleyes

TenBuckTammy
03-26-2009, 09:08 AM
I mainly date married men.

peewee's lovechild
03-26-2009, 10:18 AM
what's so wrong with that?

i mean this is san antonio, so 90% of 25-35 year old single women have kids (just my estimation).

You don't date single moms, you date whores.

And, way to go with the fucking stereotype there.

Pendejo.

SpursStalker
03-26-2009, 10:20 AM
Pendejo.

Potty mouth ...

Dr. Gonzo
03-26-2009, 11:08 AM
Are you sure you can all them moms? Isn't one of the necessary parts of being a mom require a female to actually care for the child and not go out every night until 4am?

David Bowie
03-26-2009, 12:42 PM
So, did you get any action from any of them yet, or are you just paying for their drinks all these months?

to21
03-26-2009, 12:54 PM
I think jman said it best, "I bet they're fatties"

RandomGuy
03-26-2009, 01:31 PM
WC is too busy trianglating their locations to be buying any t-shirts

oooh snap. Man if it were any colder I would be using that post to ice my beer.

Twisted_Dawg
03-26-2009, 04:13 PM
Oh my holy fuck. You sure post a lot for someone who doesn't give a shit what the rest of us think.

There is a holy fuck????


You just don't have enough game to go after the elite no-kids pussy

Fucking Hilarious :lol:lol:lol.......

Twisted_Dawg
03-26-2009, 04:17 PM
Show me a woman who was married for 10-15 years, gets divorced in early 40's......and I guarantee you will have the time of your life with her.

For a little while anyway, before she gets wacky and issues marriage demands and then withholds sex.

Homeland Security
03-26-2009, 04:22 PM
what's so wrong with that?

i mean this is san antonio, so 90% of 25-35 year old single women at utsa have kids and at least one std (just my estimation).

jack sommerset
03-26-2009, 04:26 PM
Lots of fatties in SA and you are dating the ones that have kids. They have to fat. You my friend are Gilb Pig.

Goliadnative
03-26-2009, 05:01 PM
You don't date single moms, you date whores.

And, way to go with the fucking stereotype there.

Pendejo.

Aren't you afraid he's going to go after your baby's mom next?

Melmart1
03-26-2009, 07:02 PM
So, did you get any action from any of them yet, or are you just paying for their drinks all these months?

He is very successful and runs a multi-million dollar business, he can afford a few bottles of malt liquor without getting any trim. Now, when they start demanding reel klassy stuff like Boone's Farm, that's when the bitches better be putting out. Strawberry Hill ain't for free.

peewee's lovechild
03-26-2009, 10:32 PM
He is very successful and runs a multi-million dollar business, he can afford a few bottles of malt liquor without getting any trim. Now, when they start demanding reel klassy stuff like Boone's Farm, that's when the bitches better be putting out. Strawberry Hill ain't for free.

:lol:lol

Chingado, Mel's on a roll.

peewee's lovechild
03-26-2009, 10:33 PM
Aren't you afraid he's going to go after your baby's mom next?

My lady is safe.

And, trust me, extra dark, fat faced looking indians aren't her type anyway.

Dr. Gonzo
03-26-2009, 10:47 PM
My lady is safe.

And, trust me, extra dark, fat faced looking indians aren't her type anyway.

They must be her type because you just described yourself to a tee.

peewee's lovechild
03-27-2009, 09:20 AM
They must be her type because you just described yourself to a tee.

Yea, that's me.

Wild Cobra
03-27-2009, 10:44 AM
I wonder if Wild Cobra owns that shirt.

Yea right.

I would never wear anything so tacky.

Wild Cobra
03-27-2009, 10:51 AM
I've been single now for about 14 years. At may age, you would think I can find women who no longer have kids at home. However, most the women I end up dating are a dozen or so years younger than myself. I'm still healthy and active, and in better shape than most guys in their 30's, and many on their 20's. I have met very few women my age that I don't consider too old for me.

Anyway, the point is, all except one over the years have been single mom's. There aren't many women in their 30's that don't have kids.

It's perfectly normal.

mrsmaalox
03-27-2009, 10:52 AM
My lady is safe.

And, trust me, extra dark, fat faced looking indians aren't her type anyway.


They must be her type because you just described yourself to a tee.

:lmao

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s17/ducksoup4/1170209051_8_FT3697_ownage1.jpg

G.Q.
03-27-2009, 10:54 AM
Single moms are hot.

Wild Cobra
03-27-2009, 10:55 AM
There's something else to say positive about single mom's.

A woman is not complete until after she has had a child. The hormonal changes complete the woman.

Melmart1
03-27-2009, 10:56 AM
There's something else to say positive about single mom's.

A woman is not complete until after she has had a child. The hormonal changes complete the woman.

Nadya Suleman must be the most complete woman in America.

tonylongoriafan
03-27-2009, 03:54 PM
He is very successful and runs a multi-million dollar business, he can afford a few bottles of malt liquor without getting any trim. Now, when they start demanding reel klassy stuff like Boone's Farm, that's when the bitches better be putting out. Strawberry Hill ain't for free.

i've heard snow peak peach flavored boone's farm is the best flavored of all the boone's farm :lol

Blake
03-27-2009, 04:39 PM
i've heard snow peak peach flavored boone's farm is the best flavored of all the boone's farm :lol

is that what the mommy's kids ask you to buy for them?

Booharv
03-27-2009, 06:13 PM
Oh my holy fuck. You sure post a lot for someone who doesn't give a shit what the rest of us think.

Pot meet kettle.

MannyIsGod
03-27-2009, 06:39 PM
is that what the mommy's kids ask you to buy for them?

Pop culture reference missed.

Ed Helicopter Jones
03-27-2009, 06:39 PM
I was never really one to kiss and tell.

MannyIsGod
03-27-2009, 06:40 PM
They must be her type because you just described yourself to a tee.

:lmao

Melmart1
03-27-2009, 06:49 PM
i've heard snow peak peach flavored boone's farm is the best flavored of all the boone's farm :lol

Wow, so you watched the DVD of Juno. I bet a successful guy like you has in on Blu-Ray.

Blake
03-27-2009, 09:57 PM
1. A male poster is quoting Juno.

2. Other male posters recognize a quote from Juno.

ok.

MannyIsGod
03-27-2009, 10:27 PM
1. A male poster is quoting Juno.

2. Other male posters recognize a quote from Juno.

ok.

3. Male poster thinks his manhood is defined by the movies he watches or avoids.

ok.

Its kinda funny, I watched Juno, enjoyed it, and somehow my dick didn't fall off.

Blake
03-27-2009, 11:08 PM
3. Male poster thinks his manhood is defined by the movies he watches or avoids.

ok.

Its kinda funny, I watched Juno, enjoyed it, and somehow my dick didn't fall off.

I don't define manhood by the movies watched. I saw Juno.

I judge it by the movies that you can quote the lines from.

quoting Juno = shriveled dick