It's SPAM time!!!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

SPAM --- It’s good to be back!

Greetings brothers and sisters of SPAMnation. It is I, Ed Helicopter Jones, the Chopper, the 400 pound SPAM loving bastion of all that is SpurstalkSPAMeriffic, here with my SPAM journey journal entry for 2009. So gather round ya’ll. Grab yourself a can of SPAM and the one you love, make a nice fire in the fireplace and let me share my adventures with you while you sit back, relax, and rub SPAM oil all over your loved one’s naked, writhing body, ummm, I mean enjoy a snack of delicious, healthy, low sodium SPAM.

My previous SPAMtopian journey, for 2008, the sixth of my annual travels, obviously ended sadly. George Gervin had told me wondrous things about the Spurs winning a 2008 championship. So I was drooling with SPAM-laden anticipation as I watched the playoffs within the comfy confines of my lovely blue tin abode out on the mesa here in New Mexico. But we all know what happened…the Spurs lost. They lost. THEY LOST SPAMDAMNIT!!!

I was devastated. How could the SPAM have failed me? Five times previously the SPAM had been correct. Never wrong. Never…ever…never. I mean, I did get some misinformation in 2004, but I was just a little overexcited from ’03 and kind of new to the trade. And then in ’06, well, that was the year of the expired SPAM can, remember? I can’t believe I actually listened to what an expired can of SPAM had to say. What am I, crazy? That still bugs. But in ’08 the SPAM was just wrong. Wrong. So sadly wrong.

So in June last year, I put away the SPAM, content upon forgetting about it forever. I begin exercising and eating things other than SPAM. I didn’t even realize there were things to eat other than SPAM until then. I decided to do what some of my wealthier friends do and sell real estate. Then in late July I took my family’s remaining life savings and bought as much Bank of America stock as I could get my hands on. Heck I was so proud of myself I even went out and entered the political arena and spent a little time campaigning for John McCain, (until I found out he was a Maverick of course....SPAMdamn you, Mark Cuban and your riverhating ass...SPAMdamn you).

At the advice of this stripper I knew, I even went and visited my daughter who I’d ignored for six years while SPAMming the globe. She and I went out and danced in an old abandoned building, because that’s the kind of stuff fathers and daughters do. I bought her a cool green jacket with an “S” on it for SPAM (I know, I couldn’t find a black one though), and I cried and told her how sad I was that I’d spent so many years living for SPAM and ignoring her. Our relationship seemed to be healing until I spaced out our dinner date because I’d overslept due to the previous peyote filled night of debauchery with a native american jewelry saleswoman who kept posters of SpongeBob on her wall. Now my daughter’s a bit put off by me. Oh well, I guess I can always have other kids.

It was funny though, in spite of my obvious keen eye for investment and job opportunities, my natural ability to get in with a political juggernaut, and my amazing fathering skills, there was something lacking all year. I was missing her…my true love...jumbled miscellaneous pork scrap heaven in a beautiful blue wrapper…the SPAM.

So a couple of weeks ago I decided to go back through last year’s encounter, step-by-step. Using this bad-ass liquid cooled custom painted computer I bought from two guys selling things out of the back of a van, I logged onto Spurstalk and read last year’s pilgrimage over and over. How could the SPAM have been wrong? How???!!! HOW?!!?!!!

As I read, I suddenly realized how wordy my sentences are. Then, I suddenly realized what had happened last year. The SPAM wasn’t wrong at all. In fact the SPAM never spoke at all. George had given me everything…the entire message…all of the facts…all of it! Eureka!!! This was terrific news!!! The SPAM never actually spoke in 2008!!! SPAMMEN!!! (But now I’ll have to find that George Gervin guy and give him a piece of my mind. I’ll remind myself to look for some pictures of him in front of his house, and I’ll pay attention to the way the sun is hitting, run some calculations, and use Google-Earth to find him and go say hello. This is my little note to me, btw, so Chopper don’t forget to delete this off the internet copy.)

Elated and relieved at my discovery I rushed to the nearest grocery store, headed to the potted meat isle, piled up as many cans of SPAM as possible into the middle of the floor, ripped off my clothes (as per the custom) and lay face down before them. I began to chant, keeping my eyes tightly shut.

Suddenly the SPAM began to hum its magical hum. Then, after several agonizing minutes of me lying on the cold floor, the SPAM finally begins to speak.

An odd year has not been missed
Another trophy to be kissed
Others take time to pretend
Spurs know when it’s time to win
Tim’s fifth will be the best
He will have passed every test
You’ll see Spursball in the weeks ahead
Yes, Ricardo Montalban is dead
Fuck the Lakers

SPAMMEN!!! SPAMMEN!!!!!

As I get up to get dressed, a team of security guards and police surround me, start to pummel and tazer me, (as per the custom). Ahhh, that’s a feeling I’d missed a lot the last few months. It’s good to feel normal again. It’s good to be back with the SPAM!!

* Cue coffeehouse easy listening music. *

[DPG21920]

Ram, Ram, Ram!!!!!!!!!!!

[Last Comic Standing]

I remember my first red bull also.

[Taco]

:lol

[JudynTX]

:tu I approve of this spam.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Spammen! I was beginning to think it would never come. It's just not spring until the SPAM thread.

[anonoftheinternets]

Ok great post, :p you better be right this time though ...

[smeagol]

:tu

[xtremesteven33]

Spam Nation

[vander]

to bad "peak" is a relative term :downspin:

[smeagol]

Ok great post, :p you better be right this time though ...

It is not him who will be right . . . it's the SPAM!

[stéphane]

Church of SPAM

[Agloco]

:toast

[Transporter]

Rule #57 spam rhymes with....




http://www.celebchefs.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/bam.jpg

[Slomo]

:worthy::worthy::worthy::spam:

[Dex]

http://www.skottiboy.com/few/pics/spamtastic.jpg

Now...it's on.

[Spursmania]

To Spam:toast

[WildcardManu]

SPAM officially started the game Manu came back.

[Duncanoypi]

updating twitter with SPAM!

[anjlbitz]

(But now I’ll have to find that George Gervin guy and give him a piece of my mind. I’ll remind myself to look for some pictures of him in front of his house, and I’ll pay attention to the way the sun is hitting, run some calculations, and use Google-Earth to find him and go say hello. This is my little note to me, btw, so Chopper don’t forget to delete this off the internet copy.)


:lmao:lmao:lmao

[carina_gino20]

Best time of the year.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Rule #57 spam rhymes with....

http://www.celebchefs.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/bam.jpg
This makes me wish that I had the photoshop skills to create a fake Spamwow(!) ad with Headset Vince. One of you people get to work on that!

[Laker Lanny]

Don't forget all that spam makes you thirsty.



http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-2/pop-sucks-4.jpg

[phyzik]

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/photos/spam.gif

[tp2021]

SPAMTalk! Spammers, mount up!

[duncan228]

We've been waiting for you Chopper. It's on. :toast

[Laker Lanny]

Isn't Spam the sound a Spur fan makes when he hits the ground?

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-2/pop-sucks-7.jpg

[m33p0]

Imotep.... Imotep.... Imotep...

[Taco]

SPAM --- It’s good to be back!


I WON'T BE HAPPY UNTIL IT'S "THIS" TIME


s8MDNFaGfT4

[France B-boy]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-2/rackthemouse-blue.jpg

[G-Nob]

Bring back the blue jew!

[anjlbitz]

Nice touch Slomo

SPAMMEN indeed Chopper!

[Thomas82]

An odd year has not been missed
Another trophy to be kissed
Others take time to pretend
Spurs know when it’s time to win
Tim’s fifth will be the best
He will have passed every test
You’ll see Spursball in the weeks ahead
Yes, Ricardo Montalban is dead
Fuck the Lakers

SPAMMEN!!! SPAMMEN!!!!!



I like this rhyme.

[G-Nob]

"SPAMTalk.com" -- Thanks again, Slomo!

[Re-Animator]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-2/spam-1.jpg

[Spursmania]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-2/rackthemouse-blue.jpg

Cool:hat

[Spursmania]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-2/spam-1.jpg
Ohh-nice!:toast

[duncan228]

For anyone who would like to re-live Chopper's SpursTalk History of SPAM.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=118840

[crc21209]

Oh yeah baby! It is officially SPAM time! :flag: :lobt2:

[marini martini]

Bring on the Spam:toast

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t176/Dark_Strike/Spam%20ads/e-harm.jpg

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

SPAMtalk! Slomo rocks!

[easjer]

All hail the SPAM!

And the might prophet of the SPAM - Chopper!

Wonderful, Chopper, I've got a huge grin on my face. Thanks, buddy - you put it there.

[Re-Animator]

You guys want to make some cool pictures download this its easy and free. :tu

http://www.tucows.com/preview/194871

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-2/spam-jump.gif

[Duncanoypi]

SPAM time.....

SMILE!!!!

http://img165.echo.cx/img165/4056/untitled77pz.jpg

[Libri]

"SPAMTalk.com" -- Thanks again, Slomo!

I just noticed that. :lmao:downspin::ihit:toast

[Duncan]

Fire

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-2/duncan-hell.jpg

and Ice


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-2/ice.jpg

[Spursfan092120]

So..this is the man, the myth, the legend that is...SPAM!

[lurker23]

It's SPAM time indeed!

:worthy::spam:

(P.S.- New title for myself. :smokin )

[Spam]

I'm ready!!!! Let's do this!!!

[SpursGirl21]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-2/spurs-2.jpg

[completely deck]

:tu

[Libri]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-2/spurs-2.jpg

ooh, that's cool. Did you make it?

[tp2021]

It's SPAM time indeed!

:worthy::spam:

(P.S.- New title for myself. :smokin )

I shall follow your lead, while staying true to the last title I received through patience, which I am very happy with. :)

[DPG21920]

You guys want to make some cool pictures download this its easy and free. :tu

http://www.tucows.com/preview/194871

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-2/spam-jump.gif

Please tell me where you got the picture for those shoes!

[SpursGirl21]

ooh, that's cool. Did you make it?

mouse has pages of free spurs shit! :tu



http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-2/spurs-chrome-2.jpg

[Spursmania]

Kudos to Spurstalk.com as well for their active engagement in this thread as exemplified in the Spurstalk.com logo currently reading SPAMTALK.COM. Also, love the recipe in the subtitle along with the cans of Spam falling from the sky! Gotta love it! LMAO:lmao:lmao

:spam::cheer:spam:

[SpursGirl21]

Here is one of many links. He said I ,and anyone else can have what they want and call it there own! :tu

http://s125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-4/

[mouse]

Please tell me where you got the picture for those shoes!




http://www.basketwallpapers.com/USA/San-Antonio-Spurs/



http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-4/duncan.jpg

[Kermit]

Dig in with your spork.

[DPG21920]

http://www.basketwallpapers.com/USA/San-Antonio-Spurs/



http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-4/duncan.jpg

Are those shoes real, or did you create them? I would like to buy a pair if you know where to get them.

[lurker23]

Dig in with your spork.

http://www.tadgear.com/edged%20tools/images%20for%20pages/tad_ti_spork2.jpg

[Summers]

Chopper, may your taser wounds heal quickly, SPAM willing. A grateful city sighs with relief because of your dangerous journey to the canned meat aisle. I will light a SPAM candle for you tonight.

[mouse]

Are those shoes real, or did you create them? I would like to buy a pair if you know where to get them.


Did you click the link the guy who made the wallpaper has them.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-2/spurs-blue-2.jpg

[ElNono]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/47/stop_this_spam.jpg

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/4/balloon-spam.jpg

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/this_is_spam.gif

[Re-Animator]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/spurs-spin.gif

[Rack The Trolls!]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/spam-fire.gif

[benefactor]

http://www.wap.org/journal/emailrules/spam.jpg

Come to the mountian all who doubt...and be transformed forever.

[Gervin44Silas13]

Go spam go!!!!

[WildcardManu]

Isn't Spam the sound a Spur fan makes when he hits the ground?

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-2/pop-sucks-7.jpg

Are you the clown in that signature?

:lol west coast bioches?

[romain.star]

euh... what is the spam time about?

[1Parker1]

Here's hoping you get your fill of SPAM this year, EHJ :toast

[Slomo]

...Also, love the recipe in the subtitle along with the cans of Spam falling from the sky! Gotta love it! LMAO:lmao:lmao

:spam::cheer:spam:

SPAM ENCHILADA CASSEROLE BREAKFAST official food of the 2009 Playoffs!

Thanks for the props although all I did was follow the lead of the grand master of SPAM our own Ed"Choper Boy"Jones.



http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Photoshop_madness/SPAM_Believe.jpg

[timvp]

http://spurstalk.com/manuspam3.jpg

[jmard5]

SPAMireffic! Let's go SPAM!

[Dex]

:tu love the logo

[Illuminati]

Why can't the spam can be black and silver and a picture of the spurs logo instead of meat?

[angel_luv]

Nicely done Chopper- you are a superb storyteller.
:)

[unibrow]

Nicely done Chopper- you are a superb storyteller.
:)


wasn't he the one who made a long rant topic about how he is done with the Spurs?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

http://xa3.xanga.com/134f4727c6534237875966/m188052154.jpg

Took four hours to do this, but it was worth it.

[Blue Jew]

:tu

[Spurs Brazil]

:spam: :tu

[Laker Lanny]

wasn't he the one who made a long rant topic about how he is done with the Spurs?


That was SpursBrazil who made that topic of giving up on the Spurs.

[G-Nob]

http://spurstalk.com/manuspam3.jpg

Nice quote bubble, timvp. Little to no shake hand.

[angel_luv]

http://xa3.xanga.com/134f4727c6534237875966/m188052154.jpg

Took four hours to do this, but it was worth it.

OMG! That is awesome!!!!!!!!! I want a t-shirt with that on it!

[lefty]

http://blog.dolphinpromotions.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/windowslivewriterseocompaniesstopspammingusrant-b6aespam-2.jpg

[polandprzem]

Good stuff, I mean SPAFF


:flag:

[lefty]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/pju/lowres/pjun15l.jpg

[lefty]

http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Stop-Shoot_the_Dog.jpg

[CubanMustGo]

http://www.blamethepixel.com/sigs/spam.mug.jpg

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

http://x6d.xanga.com/4d2f7526d8c37237877909/m188053668.jpg

Cleaned the "p" up a little bit, but I think that's about as good a can of SPAM as I can make using Paint.

[MannyIsGod]

I was wondering where this thread was.

[urunobili]

All hail the Chopper!!! :worthy:

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

That was SpursBrazil who made that topic of giving up on the Spurs.

If people are confusing me with SpursBrazil I better start posting more.



I forget how many people are new here each year. I guess that means next year I'll have to do another trilogy....heck maybe a mini-series.

[manufor3]

SPAMnation!

[rayray2k8]

Good time to start SPAM..
Against the clippers.. :lol
Spurs have a tough schedule ahead of
them in the remaining season..
Only 2 teams that the spurs are certain to
beat. The Kings and the clippers tonight.
The rest have beaten us or were close to
beating us.

May the SPAM be with you fellas.
:spam:

[Spursmania]

http://x6d.xanga.com/4d2f7526d8c37237877909/m188053668.jpg

Cleaned the "p" up a little bit, but I think that's about as good a can of SPAM as I can make using Paint.

Nice job :tu

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Good time to start SPAM..
Against the clippers.. :lol
Spurs have a tough schedule ahead of
them in the remaining season..
Only 2 teams that the spurs are certain to
beat. The Kings and the clippers tonight.
The rest have beaten us or were close to
beating us.

May the SPAM be with you fellas.
:spam:



The Spurs are the only team capable of beating the Spurs. When we've lost it's due to self-implosion or injury.

The real season hasn't started yet my brother.

/spam

[Joe Schmoogins]

The prophet speaks... and the Spurs go on to have their most dominant first half of the season... AMAZING!

Also, here's my contribution to the SPAM:


http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd73/skwix99/spam.jpg

[BlackSwordsMan]

wtf did I just read

[Spursfan092120]

http://www.pythonline.com/files/pythonline/yoda_spam.jpg

[Spursfan092120]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44823000/jpg/_44823072_-1.jpg

[ElNono]

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs019.snc1/2641_1112874294878_1017538030_367058_424179_n.jpg

[Thomas82]

Oh yeah baby! It is officially SPAM time! :flag: :lobt2:

Bring it on!!! :flag: + :spam: = :lobt:

[caribbean_spur]

I was waiting for it! May the season begin!

[Thomas82]

i was waiting for it! May the season begin!

+1

[France B-boy]

Whoaaaa , Tony Parker (Spam-a-Lam)

Tony Parker in the lane (Spam-a-Lam)
Drives Kobe insane (Spam-a-Lam)
he's the ultimate stumper (Spam-a-Lam)
Gonna hit that jumper (Spam-a-Lam)

Oh, Tony Parker (Spam-a-Lam)
Whoaaaa , Tony Parker (Spam-a-Lam)

High fives are slappin (Spam-a-Lam)
Tony Parker starts rappin (Spam-a-Lam)
He's going to sell some vinyl (Spam-a-Lam)
Spurs in the finals (Spam-a-Lam)

Oh, Tony Parker (Spam-a-Lam)
Whoaaaa , Tony Parker (Spam-a-Lam)

[mouse]

Stand by your Spam,
Don't let one loss upset you
Sometimes you want to choke Pop
But you just have to let it go

Stand by your Spam, go out a buy your tickets
Don't let the sound of crickets
keep you from acting like a true fan
Stand by your Spam.
Don't listen to all the fakers
the Spurs will defeat the Lakers
it's part of coach Pop's plan

[Blue Jew]

F-r-e-e that spells free
I Love my spurstalk dot com baby!
Saw the spurs on my tv
thought about going but was too lazy

[mabrignani]

haha fuck the lakers

[DynastyBuilder]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/d3/LegendaryThread.jpg/600px-LegendaryThread.jpg

[rayray2k8]

What the hell guys? Keep this in the front page!
Gotta teach the noobs about SPAM.

[Laker Lanny]

Whoaaaa , Tony Parker (Spam-a-Lam)

Tony Parker in the lane (Spam-a-Lam)
Drives Kobe insane (Spam-a-Lam)
he's the ultimate stumper (Spam-a-Lam)
Gonna hit that jumper (Spam-a-Lam)

Oh, Tony Parker (Spam-a-Lam)
Whoaaaa , Tony Parker (Spam-a-Lam)

High fives are slappin (Spam-a-Lam)
Tony Parker starts rappin (Spam-a-Lam)
He's going to sell some vinyl (Spam-a-Lam)
Spurs in the finals (Spam-a-Lam)

Oh, Tony Parker (Spam-a-Lam)
Whoaaaa , Tony Parker (Spam-a-Lam)


lMLnDuzgkjo

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

What the hell guys? Keep this in the front page!
Gotta teach the noobs about SPAM.



True.


This may just be the best year ever for the SPAM to work its magic. No one who's not a Spurs fan seriously thinks the Spurs will be there when all is said and done. Probably most Spurs fans don't think so either.

Time for SPAM!!

[DynastyBuilder]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/columnists/jimbaumbach/blog/2007-08-02Spam.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

SPAM my fucking ass. Spurs play uninspired ball against a nearly decimated basketball team, Pop plays The Invisible Man (RMJ) and Udoka for a combined FORTY FIVE MINUTES, getting TWO points out of it, and we turn it over every other possession with the second unit, get outhustled for rebounds by sean fucking marks, wow.

Spam huh? Spam my fucking ass. Pathetic performance by our team.

BTW--If duncan is fucking hurt, rest his ass you idiots. Don't rest him after a back to back just to rest him. Rest him when he's fucking hurt. And if Duncan moving like a snail and getting blocked and outrebounded by Sean Marks means he's healthy, then I don't want to know what happens when his knee hurts in the playoffs.

[timvp]

SPAM my fucking ass. Spurs play uninspired ball against a nearly decimated basketball team, Pop plays The Invisible Man (RMJ) and Udoka for a combined FORTY FIVE MINUTES, getting TWO points out of it, and we turn it over every other possession with the second unit, get outhustled for rebounds by sean fucking marks, wow.

Spam huh? Spam my fucking ass. Pathetic performance by our team.

BTW--If duncan is fucking hurt, rest his ass you idiots. Don't rest him after a back to back just to rest him. Rest him when he's fucking hurt. And if Duncan moving like a snail and getting blocked and outrebounded by Sean Marks means he's healthy, then I don't want to know what happens when his knee hurts in the playoffs.Put down the razor blades. Dye your hair back to its original color and comb it away from your face. You honestly thought the Spurs should definitely have been able to go from Manu in street clothes and Duncan barely playing to winning in a place where the Spurs got blown out about 2342 times last year?

I know Spurs fans are spoiled but damn. Melting down over what amounts to a season opener? That's taking it a little too far even for Spurs fans.

I'm willing to give this team at least a couple days of having all their pieces together before I start cutting myself.

[crc21209]

Put down the razor blades. Dye your hair back to its original color and comb it away from your face. You honestly thought the Spurs should definitely have been able to go from Manu in street clothes and Duncan barely playing to winning in a place where the Spurs got blown out about 2342 times last year?

I know Spurs fans are spoiled but damn. Melting down over what amounts to a season opener? That's taking it a little too far even for Spurs fans.

I'm willing to give this team at least a couple days of having all their pieces together before I start cutting myself.

The last 9 games will be a good amount to get all these guys back on the right page. This is only the 2ND game in forever that the Spurs are back as a whole. I agree with timvp, everyone needs to chill the hell out. We are still the 2 seed.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Put down the razor blades. Dye your hair back to its original color and comb it away from your face. You honestly thought the Spurs should definitely have been able to go from Manu in street clothes and Duncan barely playing to winning in a place where the Spurs got blown out about 2342 times last year?

I know Spurs fans are spoiled but damn. Melting down over what amounts to a season opener? That's taking it a little too far even for Spurs fans.

I'm willing to give this team at least a couple days of having all their pieces together before I start cutting myself.

Dude, you have got more and more fake optimistic as the season has worn on.

So now we're supposed to have low expectations when we play a team in an arena where we normally lose? 'Kay.

So I am spoiled because I expected the team to hustle? My bad, coulda sworn Pop himself said we were being outhustled. But your timvp, so you have to be right.

Season opener? Dude...come the F on...

You got 10 threads about how the refs lost this one for us, and one of the people that's saying we lost an easily winable game due to being outhustled, pop's rotation fucking us, and Tim needing rest when he actually is hurt is spoiled?

[freemeat]

BUMP.

Thought this needed some life. It's Spurs Peak AFTER March, right?

Well, it's April 1.

Let's go Spurs!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Wait for it.....wait for it......

[urunobili]

Wait for it.....wait for it......

It's April.. and they're looking REALLY bad.. :pctoss

[benefactor]

Pop + Finley = rotten SPAM

[freemeat]

If you look at the last handful of seasons, usually there's been one really bad game that lights a fire under this team and gets them going for the stretch.

I'm gonna call it and say yesterday's loss was that game. It's a bit later than usual, but I haven't lost my faith and think we're gonna see a streak of real Spurs basketball heading into the playoffs.

[rold50]

SPAM starts today! April1!

[new_N_town]

spam starts april 18th!!! put the little ones to bed it will get ugly


:flag::flag::flag::flag:

[Russ]

SPAM is looking like SCAM lately -- Spurs Crash After March. :lol

But it's no time to stop believin . . .

[z0sa]

as much as it sucks, let's hope Spurs Peak After Manu this year guys.

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[new_N_town]

as much as it sucks, let's hope Spurs Peak After Manu this year guys.

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[angel_luv]

Maybe we are meant to learn that the Spurs cannot live on SPAM alone.

[Joe Schmoogins]

Maybe we are meant to learn that the Spurs cannot live on SPAM alone.

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[spurs_fan_in_exile]

The SPAM works in mysterious ways, usually on someone's digestive tract.

[Summers]

I threw out my old can of SPAM and put a new one on top of my TV yesterday.

[Thomas82]

The SPAM works in mysterious ways, usually on someone's digestive tract.

That's definately true.

[Spooky]

The SPAM is putting us to the test to see if we still believe.

[new_N_town]

1 more week babyyyy. before SPAM ignites!!!!!!!!!



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[Ed Helicopter Jones]

The SPAM is putting us to the test to see if we still believe.

Exactly.

Remember when Charlton Heston...umm I mean Moses disappeared on the mountain and all his peeps down below gave up hope and started sinning, worshipping gold Lebron statues and having wild drunken orgies?

That's basically what we have going on here right now...minus the alcohol.

Don't ever give up. Quitters never win, and winners, well, winners just beat the other guys when it counts.

[Spooky]

:worthy: I remember.
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[SPAMite Extremist]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=111&pictureid=683


Last night the world watched and saw what we true believers have known from the time since we first read the words of the Prophet Ed. The power of the SPAM is with us. Some will say that the referees were wrong, that the shot was late. Or was it that the SPAM made time stand still? Was it that the SPAM, in its infinite wisdom, froze time in order to spite the one we call Beno? And if the SPAM is with, who can stand against us, my brothers and sisters? None can withstand the SPAM, but many will try.


Indeed, at this most holy time we find ourselves beset by the enemies of the SPAM, seemingly in stronger numbers than ever. Within arms reach in our division are three teams who will never rest until the have been vanquished by the powers of Hor Mel. Mavericks, Rockets, and Hornets they call themselves. But the true believer sees through their falsehoods, and sees what they are. UNBELIEVERS! BLASPHEMERS! PUNK BITCHES, sons! Sipping their Kool Aid filled the bladder of hope til it runneth over, but without the hardy, filling sustenence of SPAM they will mearly piss their pants while their trophy cases go hungry yet again.


To the West, like a mighty purple rectal wart against a bright gold sunset stands the nation of Lakers. Last year the SPAM sought to teach its believers humility, so that we may appreciate the mountain peak by understanding the depths of its valleys and learning the value of the climb. But the SPAM was not done. The SPAM gave us and the nation a greater view to behold its greatest lesson: that as violence begets violence, so does douche beget douche. Kobe begat Phil, who begat Odom, who begat The Machine, who begat Pau who begat a 87 point loss that begat an entire army of douchey bandwagoners in Boston. Now it is time for the true believers to come together and slay the beast with a fiery spork, so that the pure of heart, the clean of spirit, and the free of sexual assault charges may once again look upon the kingdom from atop Mount O'Brien, and see that this world is good.
FTL


To those who would call themselves Spurs fans, this is the time to prove it. Words are cheap, actions are not. A great reckoning is coming; a time when the Riverwalk, swollen with the tears of Pop Haters, will flood its banks and cleanse this world. A time when the Starters of Scola Threads shall be loaded into a great red rocket and launched at the wicked heads of those who call for the trade of Bonner. And if you are not prepared to stand before Cuban himself in the heart of the American Airlines Center, scream "Four rings, faggot!", and bitchslap him until his security guards martyr you, then you are not a true believer. If you lack the constitution to send Charlie Rosen e-mail after e-mail detailing the greatest of David Robinson all night and all day until it crashes a server, then you are not a true believer. If your will is such that you would never drive around a visiting teams hotel honking your horn at 4 am, then you are not a true believer.


But if you are then you shall be welcomed at the gates of paradise by the Coyote, to be waited on for all eternity by 70 Silver Dancers.

[new_N_town]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=111&pictureid=683


Last night the world watched and saw what we true believers have known from the time since we first read the words of the Prophet Ed. The power of the SPAM is with us. Some will say that the referees were wrong, that the shot was late. Or was it that the SPAM made time stand still? Was it that the SPAM, in its infinite wisdom, froze time in order to spite the one we call Beno? And if the SPAM is with, who can stand against us, my brothers and sisters? None can withstand the SPAM, but many will try.


Indeed, at this most holy time we find ourselves beset by the enemies of the SPAM, seemingly in stronger numbers than ever. Within arms reach in our division are three teams who will never rest until the have been vanquished by the powers of Hor Mel. Mavericks, Rockets, and Hornets they call themselves. But the true believer sees through their falsehoods, and sees what they are. UNBELIEVERS! BLASPHEMERS! PUNK BITCHES, sons! Sipping their Kool Aid filled the bladder of hope til it runneth over, but without the hardy, filling sustenence of SPAM they will mearly piss their pants while their trophy cases go hungry yet again.


To the West, like a mighty purple rectal wart against a bright gold sunset stands the nation of Lakers. Last year the SPAM sought to teach its believers humility, so that we may appreciate the mountain peak by understanding the depths of its valleys and learning the value of the climb. But the SPAM was not done. The SPAM gave us and the nation a greater view to behold its greatest lesson: that as violence begets violence, so does douche beget douche. Kobe begat Phil, who begat Odom, who begat The Machine, who begat Pau who begat a 87 point loss that begat an entire army of douchey bandwagoners in Boston. Now it is time for the true believers to come together and slay the beast with a fiery spork, so that the pure of heart, the clean of spirit, and the free of sexual assault charges may once again look upon the kingdom from atop Mount O'Brien, and see that this world is good.
FTL


To those who would call themselves Spurs fans, this is the time to prove it. Words are cheap, actions are not. A great reckoning is coming; a time when the Riverwalk, swollen with the tears of Pop Haters, will flood its banks and cleanse this world. A time when the Starters of Scola Threads shall be loaded into a great red rocket and launched at the wicked heads of those who call for the trade of Bonner. And if you are not prepared to stand before Cuban himself in the heart of the American Airlines Center, scream "Four rings, faggot!", and bitchslap him until his security guards martyr you, then you are not a true believer. If you lack the constitution to send Charlie Rosen e-mail after e-mail detailing the greatest of David Robinson all night and all day until it crashes a server, then you are not a true believer. If your will is such that you would never drive around a visiting teams hotel honking your horn at 4 am, then you are not a true believer.


But if you are then you shall be welcomed at the gates of paradise by the Coyote, to be waited on for all eternity by 70 Silver Dancers.






preach on brother. preach on!!!

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[Thomas82]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=111&pictureid=683


Last night the world watched and saw what we true believers have known from the time since we first read the words of the Prophet Ed. The power of the SPAM is with us. Some will say that the referees were wrong, that the shot was late. Or was it that the SPAM made time stand still? Was it that the SPAM, in its infinite wisdom, froze time in order to spite the one we call Beno? And if the SPAM is with, who can stand against us, my brothers and sisters? None can withstand the SPAM, but many will try.


Indeed, at this most holy time we find ourselves beset by the enemies of the SPAM, seemingly in stronger numbers than ever. Within arms reach in our division are three teams who will never rest until the have been vanquished by the powers of Hor Mel. Mavericks, Rockets, and Hornets they call themselves. But the true believer sees through their falsehoods, and sees what they are. UNBELIEVERS! BLASPHEMERS! PUNK BITCHES, sons! Sipping their Kool Aid filled the bladder of hope til it runneth over, but without the hardy, filling sustenence of SPAM they will mearly piss their pants while their trophy cases go hungry yet again.


To the West, like a mighty purple rectal wart against a bright gold sunset stands the nation of Lakers. Last year the SPAM sought to teach its believers humility, so that we may appreciate the mountain peak by understanding the depths of its valleys and learning the value of the climb. But the SPAM was not done. The SPAM gave us and the nation a greater view to behold its greatest lesson: that as violence begets violence, so does douche beget douche. Kobe begat Phil, who begat Odom, who begat The Machine, who begat Pau who begat a 87 point loss that begat an entire army of douchey bandwagoners in Boston. Now it is time for the true believers to come together and slay the beast with a fiery spork, so that the pure of heart, the clean of spirit, and the free of sexual assault charges may once again look upon the kingdom from atop Mount O'Brien, and see that this world is good.
FTL


To those who would call themselves Spurs fans, this is the time to prove it. Words are cheap, actions are not. A great reckoning is coming; a time when the Riverwalk, swollen with the tears of Pop Haters, will flood its banks and cleanse this world. A time when the Starters of Scola Threads shall be loaded into a great red rocket and launched at the wicked heads of those who call for the trade of Bonner. And if you are not prepared to stand before Cuban himself in the heart of the American Airlines Center, scream "Four rings, faggot!", and bitchslap him until his security guards martyr you, then you are not a true believer. If you lack the constitution to send Charlie Rosen e-mail after e-mail detailing the greatest of David Robinson all night and all day until it crashes a server, then you are not a true believer. If your will is such that you would never drive around a visiting teams hotel honking your horn at 4 am, then you are not a true believer.


But if you are then you shall be welcomed at the gates of paradise by the Coyote, to be waited on for all eternity by 70 Silver Dancers.


Good first post!!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Nice, my Spamite Extremist brother! You are wise in the ways of the SPAM.


FTL....FTL....yes.

[Solid D]

http://www.sushibandit.com/pictures/blog/spam.jpg

I'm wearing my Spam-sa-belt slacks.

[Dingle Barry]

Copy that we are go for launch.

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