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MannyIsGod
03-28-2009, 01:11 AM
I had to share this. Is Jesus is friend of yours?

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Dr. Gonzo
03-28-2009, 01:17 AM
This might be the most amazing video I've ever seen. You gotta love those wacky Christians.

MaNuMaNiAc
03-28-2009, 01:25 AM
:lmao

baseline bum
03-28-2009, 01:30 AM
I gave up imaginary friends when I was five.

Melmart1
03-28-2009, 01:31 AM
Good thing Jesus taught him how to turn his cheek when people laugh at him. after this video, he probably has whiplash from turning so much.

baseline bum
03-28-2009, 01:33 AM
That guy kind of does look like someone who'd let Jesus find him and touch him inside though.

David Bowie
03-28-2009, 02:00 AM
This song could have been on South Park's

Faith + 1 album :lol

When Cartman wrote all those songs about loving Jesus

Spur-Addict
03-28-2009, 02:03 AM
Sequ on guitar.

Dr. Gonzo
03-28-2009, 02:10 AM
I really doubt Jesus would be friends with such douche bags. The Jesus I know would beat the shit out of that dude.

Texas_Ranger
03-28-2009, 03:26 AM
oh boy...:lol

sonic21
03-28-2009, 04:59 AM
:lmao

Shelly
03-28-2009, 09:00 AM
Sounds like the Christian version of Madness or something.

SpursWoman
03-28-2009, 09:05 AM
Zap!

jack sommerset
03-28-2009, 10:03 AM
I down loaded it to my ipod!

CuckingFunt
03-28-2009, 11:32 AM
This is seriously awesome.

exstatic
03-28-2009, 02:23 PM
Thanks. I can never listen to reggae or ska ever again. And "Sonseed"? Who named this group? BRHornets?

RandomGuy
03-28-2009, 03:25 PM
"Jesus is like a Mountie, he always gets his man" (winks)

:lmao

http://www.trephination.net/gallery/macros/ohgayisthat.jpg

balli
03-28-2009, 03:26 PM
Poor Jesus.

Dex
03-28-2009, 03:41 PM
Poor Jesus.

:lol

MannyIsGod
03-28-2009, 04:13 PM
I watched it again and laughed even harder. My favorite part is the guitar solo.

Booharv
03-28-2009, 04:15 PM
It's great how if someone says Bigfoot is real people demand evidence, but if someone says there's a man living in the clouds or wherever it's cool.

PakiDan
03-28-2009, 04:57 PM
Jesus mows my lawn.

mrsmaalox
03-28-2009, 05:08 PM
Sounds like the Christian version of Madness or something.

His enunciation reminded me of DEVO----and I think they'd wear the flower pots better!

Kermit
03-28-2009, 05:21 PM
Zap.

ChumpDumper
03-28-2009, 06:35 PM
That guy kind of does look like someone who'd let Jesus find him and touch him inside though.But he ran and hid from Jesus before he touched him deep inside and zapped him. Now Jesus loves him and they are friends. Textbook Stockholm syndrome.

RandomGuy
03-28-2009, 07:09 PM
Jesus built my hotrod.

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Roadmovie God has been kidnapped by two of the furies who are now on their way to Jesus. They are not only chasen by the archangel Gabriel but also annoyed by a nerdy hitchhiker.
Roadmovie
God has been kidnapped by two of the furies who are now on their way to Jesus. They are not only chasen by the archangel Gabriel but also annoyed by a nerdy hitchhiker.

Ran across this 18 minute german gem (english subtitles) while looking for the ministry version of Jesus built my hotrod.

RandomGuy
03-28-2009, 07:13 PM
Jesus saves!

http://www.avalon5.com/images/jesus%20saves.gif

2Blonde
03-28-2009, 07:46 PM
You guys are so going to Hell !!!!!
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

E20
03-28-2009, 07:56 PM
This is actually a pretty decent song. It's carried by an upbeat rythm and the instrumental aspect to it is not bad, but it reminds me of "Whip it" for some reason. The lyrics are catchy and well thought out. Although the singers voice reminds me of Ben Stillers voice in Zoolander.

4/5 Crosses.

MannyIsGod
03-28-2009, 08:17 PM
Jesus saves!

http://www.avalon5.com/images/jesus%20saves.gif

:lmao fucking awesome.

phyzik
03-28-2009, 10:19 PM
Jesus built my hotrod.

rkhRSsJHXqA



Ran across this 18 minute german gem (english subtitles) while looking for the ministry version of Jesus built my hotrod.

Much better song. The Ministry one.

One of my favorite songs to play on a jukebox when there are old people playing country non-stop or tools playing rap songs non-stop. I'll play the whole fucking album if they have it just to piss people off. :lol

RandomGuy
03-28-2009, 10:43 PM
Much better song. The Ministry one.

One of my favorite songs to play on a jukebox when there are old people playing country non-stop or tools playing rap songs non-stop. I'll play the whole fucking album if they have it just to piss people off. :lol

You sound like my kind of heathen. I miss the hard rockin' parts of my old music collection.

I used to have the whole CD and lost it somewhere. Time to put it on the iPod. That and "Jesus is a friend of mine"

RandomGuy
03-28-2009, 10:49 PM
Rock me sexy Jesus
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RandomGuy
03-28-2009, 10:55 PM
Johnny Cash does "Personal Jesus"

WTF???!?!! Fucking awesome.

God Bless Johnny Cash. RIP

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RandomGuy
03-28-2009, 10:58 PM
You guys are so going to Hell !!!!!
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Speaking of Johnny Cash.

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E20
03-28-2009, 11:03 PM
Marlyin Manson does his redention:

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phyzik
03-28-2009, 11:08 PM
Johnny Cash does "Personal Jesus"

WTF???!?!! Fucking awesome.

God Bless Johnny Cash. RIP

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I like his rendition of Trent Reznor's Hurt.

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RandomGuy
03-29-2009, 06:33 PM
:lmao fucking awesome.

I think it is funny, but I feel guilty for thinking it is. Does that still mean I am going to hell?

Anyone? Angelluv?

Bukefal
03-29-2009, 06:34 PM
:rollin