mrsmaalox
03-30-2009, 10:04 AM
George Clooney’s sweat:Tofu for the crazies
http://thedailyfix.com/2009/03/14/george-clooneys-sweattofu-for-the-crazies/
For all of you women out there who always said George Clooney is good enough to eat, well now might be your chance to do so.
According to the Sun, nutty animal rights activists group PETA have obtained a used towel of Clooney’s from his gym and they now want to clone his sweat and use it as food flavouring. The George Clooney-flavoured tofu - or CloFu - would be available to all his fans.
PETA wrote to the 47-year-old actor to explain the idea.
“The technology actually exists to take your perspiration and make it into George Clooney-flavoured tofu (CloFu),” they said in a letter. “Of course, your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu. ”Cheese-scented CloFu cold be used as pizza topping and in lasagne. CloFu will help people be healthier and more environmentally friendly and will spare animals from being killed for the table.
Newkirk ends her letter: “We hope this idea meets with your approval.”
http://thedailyfix.com/2009/03/14/george-clooneys-sweattofu-for-the-crazies/
For all of you women out there who always said George Clooney is good enough to eat, well now might be your chance to do so.
According to the Sun, nutty animal rights activists group PETA have obtained a used towel of Clooney’s from his gym and they now want to clone his sweat and use it as food flavouring. The George Clooney-flavoured tofu - or CloFu - would be available to all his fans.
PETA wrote to the 47-year-old actor to explain the idea.
“The technology actually exists to take your perspiration and make it into George Clooney-flavoured tofu (CloFu),” they said in a letter. “Of course, your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu. ”Cheese-scented CloFu cold be used as pizza topping and in lasagne. CloFu will help people be healthier and more environmentally friendly and will spare animals from being killed for the table.
Newkirk ends her letter: “We hope this idea meets with your approval.”