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jdev82
03-30-2009, 05:01 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/tim_duncans_sincere_apology

Tim Duncan's Sincere Apology Confuses Referee Enough To Eject Him From Game

DALLAS—Baffled by Tim Duncan's unexpected sincerity in apologizing following a technical foul, NBA official Joey Crawford responded by issuing Duncan a second technical and ejecting him from the game. "I don't know what the hell he was trying to pull with that gentle tone of voice and that attitude of heartfelt honesty, but I wasn't about to fall for it," Crawford told reporters after being asked about reacting so strongly to Duncan's attempt at shaking hands and putting the incident behind them both. "I'm pretty sure Duncan was really saying he wanted to punch me." Following the game, Crawford was arrested for assault after attacking a concession-stand employee who gave him a free hot dog in what Crawford claims was an attempt to make him "look cheap."



not sure if you guys've seen it before, but i needed some lighthearted shit after the most despicable ref job of the season.

duncan228
03-30-2009, 05:07 PM
The Onion loves Duncan.

Some past stuff.

A bunch here.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104681

One here.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=108381

BlackSwordsMan
03-30-2009, 05:08 PM
I believe it.

sananspursfan21
03-30-2009, 05:13 PM
last night was some awful officiating. the spurs still may not have won, even if the refs were perfect. it doesn't ever bother me to watch the spurs lose if they truly should have lost, but when there's iffy calls, it can only make you wonder if what could've/should've happened

BlackSwordsMan
03-30-2009, 05:17 PM
huh?

jdev82
03-30-2009, 05:31 PM
that tp clothesline on paul in the backcourt was a more obvious foul than manus desparation foul but wasnt called for no reason. i hope that young ass ref that pop ripped a new asshole went home crying

angelbelow
03-30-2009, 05:58 PM
lol

RobSM64
03-30-2009, 05:59 PM
I think the Tax Story, and Timmy Rooting for the Cavs were the funniest stories from the onion :lol

Avitus1
03-30-2009, 09:29 PM
Lol good stuff.

Udokafan05
03-30-2009, 09:40 PM
The Onion has some of the funniest stories, and dumbest ones.