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Clandestino
03-15-2005, 06:30 PM
Walmart Wine

Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine",said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:


1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red
meat(Squirrel).

Duff McCartney
03-15-2005, 07:06 PM
The bashing of certain things is something I'll never understand...among those are...

Microsoft
Wal-Mart
American Eagle
Abercrombie

But Wal-mart is the main one I just simply don't understand.

KEDA
03-15-2005, 09:54 PM
Hows about "Wally-Wine" since its the house brand of "Wally-World"

NeoConIV
03-16-2005, 11:11 AM
That's hilarious.

Speaking of Wal-marts..have any of you ever ventured to a wal-mart in the wee hours, after midnight? I've had to buy diapers in those wee hours on a few occasions, and let's just say that if you think the Wal Mart 'day' crowd is bad...dude, you ain't seen nothin.

Clandestino
03-16-2005, 11:14 AM
The bashing of certain things is something I'll never understand...among those are...

Microsoft
Wal-Mart
American Eagle
Abercrombie

But Wal-mart is the main one I just simply don't understand.

Regarding Microsoft and WM...it happens to everyone/thing on top... i didn't know people bashed AE or abercrombie...

samikeyp
03-16-2005, 11:25 AM
Its a joke Duff. relax. :smokin

I have been there at that time Neo....went once at 3a to get my wife some cold medicine....spooky.