Suns @ Mavs game thread

[BUMP.]

LETS GO MAVS

LETS GO MAVS:lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:

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http://optics.kulgun.net/Blue-Sky/red-sunset-casey1.jpg

[dirk4mvp]

Suns 110-98

[Mal]

Will national bricker play ? Josh Howard I mean

[sook]

Still possible for the suns to make it, Dallas has a tough schedule while phoenix doesn't..

[BRHornet45]

sons isn't this game going to be on Comedy Central tonight?

[Ghazi]

What an amazing stat they showed on ESPN if I read it right.

Mavs shoot 42% from the arc at home, 30% on the road.

WTF? What compels our guys to miss their shots so badly on the road? Usually a lot of teams have disparities between H/A 3-PT shooting but never that drastic.

That being said, Mavs should win.

[BUMP]

sons isn't this game going to be on Comedy Central tonight?

i lol'ed:lol

[BUMP]

but seriously this game is important. the winner will get the opportunity to beat the overrated Lakers in the 1st round

[Texas_Ranger]

Dragič will own this Mavs chokers!
Go Suns!

[Laker-fan-in-SanAnto]

sons isn't this game going to be on Comedy Central tonight?


I think it is. They even a comedy roast on right now!!!!

[mavs>spurs2]

Looks like the Sun is going to set a little early today, sons

[lurker]

White Magic and Looooou FTW.

[BUMP]

i like to take long walks on the beach and watch the sunset, sons

[dirk4mvp]

Mark Jackson!

[Allanon]

This game is critical.

Do the Mavs have the guns to put the Suns out of their misery?

Mavs lose this game and the 8 seed is seriously up for grabs between the Suns/Jazz/Mavs.

[djohn2oo8]

LETS GO MAVS

LETS GO MAVS:lobt2::lobt2::lobt2: - :lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:

[lefty]

Well, at least this game will be entertaining

[dirk4mvp]

I think the Mavs just set a record for most jumpers attempted to start a game.

[DeadlyDynasty]

omg shaq airball FT

[RobSM64]

airball!

[DeadlyDynasty]

BR was right about the comedy...lol@Shaq

[Darthkiller]

suns horrible at FT line right now

[Amarelooms]

LOL at Shaq...that would have been an airball on a 9ft goal

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Shaq with the linedrive straight out of bounds airball

*cue the circus music*

[lil_penny]

BR was right about the comedy...lol@Shaq

X2 lol that was one of the worst freethrow airballs I've ever seen hahaha

[BUMP]

wow Hollins is getting abused

[DeadlyDynasty]

Shag giveth and shaq taketh away....strong dunk

[Texas_Ranger]

fuck this terry bitch!

[Mugen]

alvin gentry is hilarious.

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[DeadlyDynasty]

Jason Kidd has abetter post-up game than LeBron

[DeadlyDynasty]

"I would say the first team that defends one posssession wins."--lmao, gotta love mark jackson

[JMarkJohns]

Please, PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY! Dallas, please win. Suns need that "chance" in the lottery. They must have it.

[Texas_Ranger]

Put white magic in the game.

[BUMP]

:lolNash

:lolshaq goaltending an airball

yeah the Suns really look hungry today:rolleyes

[BUMP]

i think secretly the Suns do want to lose and get a chance at the lottery they are just saying the right things on TV.

[Darthkiller]

wtf is suns doing.

[Ghazi]

Ain't no1 playin D out theeeeeere

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

You'd think Nash was Kidd's wife the way Kidd is beating up on him.

[JMarkJohns]

You'd think Nash was Kidd's wife the way Kidd is beating up on him.

Holy Crap! :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Put white magic in the game.

^This guy should be the coach.

[mavs>spurs2]

Jet!!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

This game is painful to watch. Barbosa is such a 'tard sometimes.

[dirk4mvp]

JET is the shit.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Maybe Kidd can break Skiles' assist record tonight if Nash keeps guarding him.

[DeadlyDynasty]

39-33 after one? Fuck me, the ball's moving up and down the court faster than a ping-pong ball

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfdEn0fNdvs&feature=related

[DeadlyDynasty]

Maybe Kidd can break Skiles' assist record tonight if Nash keeps guarding him.

Fuck that, if Nash stays on him he'll just score it himself

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Fuck that, if Nash stays on him he'll just score it himself

Not if they double off the JET everytime Kidd gets deep position on the Canadian Cancer.

[lurker]

Who do these Mavericks think they are?

[Jeremy]

Any update on Richardson's injury?

[lurker]

Jet trying to be a punk.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Everytime J-Lo grabs a rebound he gets stripped because of how weak his upper body is.

[ginobili's bald spot]

You'd think Nash was Kidd's wife the way Kidd is beating up on him.

:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

And to think these two jokes of a team were competing for the best record two years ago.

[Ghazi]

And to think these two jokes of a team were competing for the best record two years ago.

2 years is a long time in the NBA.
As is 3 years. Hard to believe these very Mavs were NBA Champions 3 years ago.

[baseline bum]

LMAO! The NBA hates the Suns.

First they show the playoff commercial with Duncan hitting the three to force 2OT, then they show Bryant sticking the gamewinner in Raja Bell's face. :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

:lmao @ people who think Nash cares about the Suns making the playoffs.

[lurker]

Dammit, Suns, I wanted a good game. Quit failing me.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Quit failing me.

Telling the Suns not to fail you is like telling a freezer to keep stuff warm.

[Texas_Ranger]

Suns starters should go on the bench.

[lurker]

:lmao @ people who think Nash cares about the Suns making the playoffs.
He's too depressed that Dirk canceled their dinner plans last night to play today.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

He's too depressed that Dirk canceled their dinner plans last night to play today.

Yeah he's big on BFF's and Canadian emo-gayness. He did everything short of cry when Raja Bell got traded, even though Bell demanded a trade.

[pauls931]

This has been pretty lame, no defensive effort at all. It's like porter is back.

[resistanze]

Yeah he's big on BFF's and Canadian emo-gayness. He did everything short of cry when Raja Bell got traded, even though Bell demanded a trade.

... But...but...he makes his teammates better!!

2 MVPs faggot!!

[Texas_Ranger]

Nash really sucks.

[BUMP]

the Suns are really playing with heart

[dirk4mvp]

So is Julia Roberts supposed to be a good catch?

[Ghazi]

This has been pretty lame, no defensive effort at all. It's like porter is back.

Phoenix has probably been the worst defensive team in the NBA since Gentry took over, although they've been the best offensive team as well.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

This has been pretty lame, no defensive effort at all. It's like porter is back.

Wow, we're still blaming Porter. Enough already, he got fired months ago.

[DeadlyDynasty]

"Lyle Lovett of the NBA" wtf?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I feel bad for Grant Hill.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

This Julia Roberts crap is retarded.

[DeadlyDynasty]

So is Julia Roberts supposed to be a good catch?

not since Brad deep-dicked her in the mexican

[BUMP]

the suns are such a joke. i cant believe they actually think they can get to the playoffs and do something when they're there

[Xylus]

This is the most pathetic performance I've seen all year

[dirk4mvp]

:lmao Shaq


fuck you, suns.

Kidd is a boss.

[Lars]

Of all the games this season, I would of guessed this one to be one of the best. Its like Phoenix doesnt even care.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Ballgame. Season.

[lurker]

If no teams in the NBA played defense, the Mavs would dominate!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Now I remember why I was so mad when the Suns traded Kidd.

[BUMP]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Shaqtus with an airball from 1 foot away.

[Texas_Ranger]

this is pathetic

[DeadlyDynasty]

guys playing softball=gay

[Ghazi]

Mavs need to keep it up.

[peskypesky]

the suns are such a joke. i cant believe they actually think they can get to the playoffs and do something when they're there

no Amare, no playoffs. it's that simple.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

White Magic is +3
Canadian Cancer is is -20

Fuck Gentry.

[resistanze]

Kidd treating the Suns like Joumana. Damn.

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http://www.russiablog.org/sochi-sunset-1-web.jpg

[pauls931]

How can you possibly not put effort in two games vs your rival for the 8th spot? Looks like this is going to be a wild offseason.

[Xylus]

Spurs fans, don't worry about today's loss. At least you aren't a Suns fan.

[Jeremy]

And with Nash in foul trouble, he still won't put Dragic in. Barbosa is not a PG!!!

[Texas_Ranger]

When white magic comes back in the game Mavs will have no chance.

[BUMP]

seriously Nash has to go after this season

[resistanze]

lmao @ Nash smiling for Kidd.

[resistanze]

:lmao!!!

!!!

[dirk4mvp]

:lmao :lmao :lmao J Howard

[Ghazi]

Holy shit j-ho!!!!

[DeadlyDynasty]

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Hahahahaha

[BUMP]

Oh it counts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Texas_Ranger]

Suns suck!

[peskypesky]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 81pts in the half???

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Kidd treating the Suns like Joumana. Damn.

I already made that joke create your own shit.

[dirk4mvp]

Another assist for Kidd :lmao this is great

[sook]

OMFGOMFGOMFG

81 Points in a half that has to like a record or something wow suns comeon

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:rollin

[jack sommerset]

Unreal.

[baseline bum]

Holy shit!

[Texas_Ranger]

:lmao

[sook]

I just realized it was the 2nd qrtr like 5 minutes ago. I though it was the 4th the whole time

[Ghazi]

If that was Lebron he would not take the shot to preserve FG %.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I wanna play against the Suns

[resistanze]

I already made that joke create your own shit.

Oops.

Kidd treating the Suns like Kobe treated Colorado.

[peskypesky]

and i thought the Spurs were in a slump. lol

[baseline bum]

81 points? Are you serious Phoenix? 81 points in a half?

[lil_penny]

Suns are getting face raped.. damn the mavs are on cue for 160 plus lol

[ducks]

Another assist for Kidd :lmao this is great

that was not an assist

[ducks]

did suns ever get 81 points scored on them in one half with porter?

[Mal]

Suns are pathethic. Give Dallas score 160 pts <lol2>

[dirk4mvp]

that was not an assist

yeah it was you stupid fucking cunt. lmao at the spurs getting raped.

[dieman8686]

that was not an assist

Officially it was, it was his 16 assist. I guess passing out of bounds and the player catching it makes the shot is considered an assist.

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http://www.kwflausa.com/photos/sunset%20115.jpg

[pauls931]

It's looking to me like a team that is mentally worn out between DanToni leaving, shaq arriving, all the various trades,etc... It looks to me like people used to the Dantoni system need to go unfortunately. Every time a team hits them, they fold recently. The mental toughness of a couple years back is not there.

Also, Marion may very well be the best defensive player ever...

[TampaDude]

Phoenix: Where no defense happens. :lol

[lurker]

It's just weird how the Suns went from calling this game their "World Cup" yesterday to not caring at all. Damn, did Gentry make them watch Marley & Me before the game?

[de Soto]

This is like a fight between two street whores. Win or lose, you'll get fucked anyway because that is your fate. :lmao:lmao:lmao

[mavs>spurs2]

This is like a fight between two street whores. Win or lose, you'll get fucked anyway because that is your fate. :lmao:lmao:lmao

lol, pink is sooo your color

[baseline bum]

Awesome to see JKidd turn back the clock today. :tu

[BUMP]

i cant wait to sweep the Lakers in the 1st round!

[benefactor]

Just turned it on(watching the Spurs on DVR). 81pts? 16ast for Kidd at the half? Incredible....

[DeadlyDynasty]

i cant wait to sweep the Lakers in the 1st round!

Hi Bump, my name's crack...I believe we've met...

[pauls931]

man this is looking like the lakers game 6 vs boston...

[BUMP]

different half. same story

[Texas_Ranger]

fuck nash...Put Tragic in!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

man this is looking like the lakers game 6 vs boston...

Are you kidding? This is way worse.

[DeadlyDynasty]

88-61...that score looks familiar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXEq19VK2pk

anything is possible!

[lurker]

If Utah wins tonight after the Mavs raped the Suns like this, I'm gonna be pissed.

[pauls931]

fuck nash...Put Tragic in!!

Might as well, if the starters aren't putting in the effort let the bench play. I imagine this will be the case in the 4th. It looks like that jazz game broke their spirit.

[mouse]

Thanks for the updates we don't get free wifi here at taco bell.

[Jeremy]

Hopefully these are Nash's last few minutes in a Suns uniform.

[de Soto]

It is fun to see the hapless mavs faggot fan boys running their mouths when their losers are beating up the losers from Phoenix. A rare occasion to get an opportunity to act like cool guys. In no time, their chins will be dripping semen again. :lmao

[Findog]

It is fun to see the hapless mavs faggot fan boys running their mouths when their losers are beating up the losers from Phoenix. A rare occasion to get an opportunity to act like cool guys. In no time, their chins will be dripping semen again. :lmao

You sure do like to write about semen a lot. You seem FIXATED on it.

[Jeremy]

Hopefully these are Nash's last few minutes in a Suns uniform.

Never mind...I see the Suns play again before Dallas can eliminate them.

[pauls931]

Hopefully these are Nash's last few minutes in a Suns uniform.

It's more than just one person... First everyone was throwing Marion under the bus (lockerroom cancer),then dantoni, then Amare, now nash.... Who's next?

[mavs>spurs2]

It is fun to see the hapless mavs faggot fan boys running their mouths when their losers are beating up the losers from Phoenix. A rare occasion to get an opportunity to act like cool guys. In no time, their chins will be dripping semen again. :lmao

lol, youre pink. pussy

[Suns Fan]

Go Suns Go!

[de Soto]

You sure do like to write about semen a lot. You seem FIXATED on it.

Well, it IS a hapless mavs thread. Comes with the territory. :lmao

[mavs>spurs2]

Hey de soto, I think the Spurs suck more than either of these teams right now! The Mavs will actually go further than SA if we get that 7th seed! :lmao How does it feel to be a pathetic, semen guzzling, pink usernamed pussy?

[Jeremy]

It's more than just one person... First everyone was throwing Marion under the bus (lockerroom cancer),then dantoni, then Amare, now nash.... Who's next?

Yeah...but 4/12 in the biggest game of the season?

[dirk4mvp]

The midget with the bomb.

[de Soto]

Hey de soto, I think the Spurs suck more than either of these teams right now! The Mavs will actually go further than SA if we get that 7th seed! :lmao How does it feel to be a pathetic, semen guzzling, pink usernamed pussy?

Pretty good attempt to be cool, but not quite. You need to guzzle less semen and try again...:lmao

[mavs>spurs2]

Pretty good attempt to be cool, but not quite. You need to guzzle less semen and try again...:lmao

You need to quit thinking about semen and pick a color that's not the same as pussy! :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

Mavs might score 150 points

[lurker]

Suns really aren't showing any emotion. Or talent, for that matter.

[mavs>spurs2]

Quick question. I thought Spur fan's usernames were in black? De Soto's team says: San Antonio Spurs, but his username is pink? Can someone fill me in?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Pretty good attempt to be cool, but not quite. You need to guzzle less semen and try again...:lmao

Generally people who's name is in pink are the best semen guzzlers.

[BUMP]

Pretty good attempt to be cool, but not quite. You need to guzzle less semen and try again...:lmao

that pink username is really turning me on. i wanna fuck you in the asshole

[de Soto]

You need to quit thinking about semen and pick a color that's not the same as pussy! :lmao

But I LIKE pussy. Pussy is good. You mavs faggot fan boys wouldn't understand...:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

Quick question. I thought Spur fan's usernames were in black? De Soto's team says: San Antonio Spurs, but his username is pink? Can someone fill me in?

they've disowned his faggoty ass

[mavs>spurs2]

But I LIKE pussy. Pussy is good. You mavs faggot fan boys wouldn't understand...:lmao

Pink is a girl color, as in you HAVE a pussy, not that you like it :lmao. You really shouldn't speak of things you know nothing about, usually you end up looking ignorant. This thread could turn epic if you make a "boobs feel like bags of sand" 40 year old virgin type comment :lmao

[de Soto]

that pink username is really turning me on. i wanna fuck you in the asshole

As I said, mavs FAGGOT fan boys....

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

But I LIKE pussy. Pussy is good.

Just out of curiosity, how much pussy does one who wears pink normally get?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Pink is a girl color, as in you HAVE a pussy, not that you like it :lmao. You really shouldn't speak of things you know nothing about, usually you end up looking ignorant. This thread could turn epic if you make a "boobs feel like bags of sand" type of comment :lmao

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[mavs>spurs2]

Just out of curiosity, how much pussy does one who wears pink normally get?

:lmao Let's stop this talk of pussy, it's against the law to even talk sexually to minors

[BUMP]

Jazzfan needs to take notes cause your gonna endure this beatdown soon.

[de Soto]

Pink is a girl color, as in you HAVE a pussy, not that you like it

Did they teach you that at the Dallas Retard Academy?:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

:lmao Let's stop this talk of pussy, it's against the law to even talk sexually to minors

Yeah especially virgin minors.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Did they teach you that at the Dallas Retard Academy?:lmao

That might get a "worst comeback of the year" nomination.

[Texas_Ranger]

Magic!!!!!!!!!

[mavs>spurs2]

:lmao De Soto is like Spurstalk's modern day Nashfan. The more he says, the more stupid he looks. And gets shit on by fans of all teams :lol

[Xylus]

I can't watch anymore. Too depressing. I don't even have the energy to make a meltdown topic.

:depressed

[DeadlyDynasty]

i'm willing to bet Phoenix cuts it to single digits in the 4th

[dirk4mvp]

:lmao De Soto is like Spurstalk's modern day Nashfan. The more he says, the more stupid he looks. And gets shit on by fans of all teams :lol

Nashfan was fucking funny. This guy, not so much.

[BUMP]

The Basshole

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

:lmao De Soto is like Spurstalk's modern day Nashfan. The more he says, the more stupid he looks. And gets shit on by fans of all teams :lol

Who is this Nashfan guy everyone talks about?

[dirk4mvp]

I can't watch anymore. Too depressing. I don't even have the energy to make a meltdown topic.

:depressed

If you can't make a meltdown topic after this kind of game, you couldn't be a spurfan.

[BUMP]

Airrrrrrball

[mavs>spurs2]

Who is this Nashfan guy everyone talks about?

The douche of all douchebag's, but his style of trolling was at least more amusing than De Soto's. Someone really needs to bump that epic thread of his

[Jeremy]

I'm at the point now that I don't want to see even ONE of our 13 players back next season.

[de Soto]

I can't watch anymore. Too depressing. I don't even have the energy to make a meltdown topic.

:depressed

How the fuck did the Suns get blown away by the hapless mavs...of all teams. You lost to a bunch of faggots who have NEVER won anything in the NBA. Oh, wait. Neither have the Suns!!!:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

[Sportstudi]

I'm at the point now that I don't want to see even ONE of our 13 players back next season.

The only one who is playing well for the Suns is Barbosa.

[de Soto]

Spurs :lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt:

Suns 0

hapless mavs (*):lobt:

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

White Magic just owned Dirk :lol

[Darthkiller]

how the fuck did suns beat rockets, lakers and utah and get blown out by mavs.

[Jeremy]

The only one who is playing well for the Suns is Barbosa.

Yeah, but he can't play defense.

[BUMP]

Utah Jazz suck ass on the road, so how the HELL are they gonna possibly come into Dallas, and win at the Temple of Doom aka AAC where the hungry Mavs are ready to beat the mormon shit out of them.

[dirk4mvp]

Dirk's dad looks like he knows how to kill someone 99 different ways.

[BUMP]

Carrot Top bats it out of bounds:lol

[BUMP]

:lolWalter Hermann Jr.

[BUMP]

ive never been laid

[BUMP]

and never will be

[BUMP]

:lol

[dirk4mvp]

what? :lol

[BUMP]

6 posts in a row by me

[Findog]

Dirk's dad looks like he knows how to kill someone 99 different ways.

you think that piece of brown sugar sitting next to him is his date, or knows who he is?

[BUMP]

that little role playing midget faggot:lol

[BUMP]

fuckshitfuck

[Roxsfan]

damn, the mavs are strap-on dildo-fucking the suns right in their g-eye-nas.

[BUMP]

penisguzzler.2x

[Roxsfan]

how the fuck did suns beat rockets, lakers and utah and get blown out by mavs.

I think the mavs know that the suns were gunning for the 8th spot a few games back (moot point now) and this was the mavs way of saying: "listen fuckers, we want the lakers, got it fuckfaces."

[dirk4mvp]

I'm gonna hook some black people up with some Jazz tickets to throw them off. Mavs fixing to get that 7th seed :flag:

[de Soto]

What's Shaq getting paid again? Wasn't he supposed to deliver the title to Phoenix? Hmmmmm......






















:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[de Soto]

penisguzzler.2x

No, no, no. Not his time. You can take a break. You are actually winning. :toast

[Ghazi]

you think that piece of brown sugar sitting next to him is his date, or knows who he is?

I was thinkin the same thing :lol

[BUMP]

No, no, no. Not his time. You can take a break. You are actually winning. :toast

:toast

[BUMP]

Lopez has all the makings to be a superstar in this league for a very long time

[BUMP]

OH!!!! Dirty play, FUCK YOU Lopex, fuckyou you fagitpussy

[BUMP]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH 140 points scored!!! take that pussies, take your 4 years of "dominance" and shove it up your assholes Sun faggots, its over now
!

[BUMP]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[BUMP]

ur next Jazz!

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'm gonna hook some black people up with some Jazz tickets to throw them off. Mavs fixing to get that 7th seed :flag:

:lmao:lmao

[BUMP]

Mavs Win! Mavs Win!

[BUMP]

hell yeah1

[BUMP]

fuck you Spur fans

[BUMP]

haha

[BUMP]

lets go get that 7th seed!

[BUMP]

yeah!!

[BUMP]

lol nash

[Texas_Ranger]

white magic with 12 points.

[BUMP]

lol richardson

[BUMP]

lol Hill

[BUMP]

lol Barnes

[BUMP]

lol Snaq

[BUMP]

lol Tragic

[BUMP]

lol Barbosa

[BUMP]

lol Amundson

[BUMP]

lol Swift

[BUMP]

lol Lopez

[BUMP]

lol Tucker

[BUMP]

lol Dudley

[BUMP]

lol 9th seed

[BUMP]

lol suns, sons

[BUMP]

ok im good just needed to get that outta my system

[mavs>spurs2]

louis amundson, sons

[Banzai]

raped.

[de Soto]

What kind of team lets the opponent score 140 points!!! The Suns are really fucked up, more so than the mavs, as much as it pains me to say it.

How can a team fuck itself so quick with so much money and big name roster? Those people absolute fucking retards. They should have kept D'Antoni. Steve Kerr is a fucking idiot. He'll get fired before next season, I believe. But then again Sarver makes Cuban look like a basketball genius.

If I was a Suns fan, I'd become a mavs fan immediately. At least it is familiar territory with ONE round of playoffs. :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[de Soto]

ur next Jazz!

Sorry. Won't happen. Get ready to receive...again..:rollin

[de Soto]

fuck you Spur fans

We got already fucked to the max capacity.