Rocky, is that you? Damn! [Archive]

JudynTX

04-08-2009, 12:20 PM

:wow

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/Rocky.jpg

Hard at Work: Stars on Set

Sylvester Stallone's still got it. Despite the fact that he'll turn 63 in July, the "Rocky" star still has a body that just won't quit. He showed off his muscles during a wardrobe change in Brazil, where he's filming the upcoming movie "The Expendables."

monosylab1k

04-08-2009, 12:26 PM

steriods

spurs_fan_in_exile

04-08-2009, 12:27 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

Check that cast list and tell me this movie won't shoot a big load of awesome all over your face.

ATRAIN

04-08-2009, 12:29 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

Check that cast list and tell me this movie won't shoot a big load of awesome all over your face.

Its like every action star in the last 2 decades........they are missing Van Damme though.

SpursStalker

04-08-2009, 12:31 PM

:wow

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/Rocky.jpg

:vomit:

angel_luv

04-08-2009, 12:32 PM

Its like every action star in the last 2 decades........they are missing Van Damme though.

So what is the plot of the movie? All the stars somehow end up in the same retirement home and proceed to tell stories of their glory days over jello?

desflood

04-08-2009, 12:35 PM

So what is the plot of the movie? All the stars somehow end up in the same retirement home and proceed to tell stories of their glory days over jello?
:lmao

Nicely done Angel. That's the kind of line I usually expect from SFIE.

JudynTX

04-08-2009, 12:36 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

Check that cast list and tell me this movie won't shoot a big load of awesome all over your face.

Statham & Arnold? Wow :lol

mrsmaalox

04-08-2009, 12:36 PM

Ewwww

angel_luv

04-08-2009, 12:37 PM

:lmao

Nicely done Angel. That's the kind of line I usually expect from SFIE.

High praise indeed! I am a big fan of SFIE! Thank you much! :)

spurs_fan_in_exile

04-08-2009, 12:41 PM

:tu Angel Luv. Well done.

monosylab1k

04-08-2009, 12:42 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

Check that cast list and tell me this movie won't shoot a big load of awesome all over your face.

This is Stallone's magnum opus.

Bukefal

04-08-2009, 12:58 PM

damn, he looks creepy

DarkReign

04-08-2009, 01:10 PM

Somewhere, E20 just creamed his pants.

SpursWoman

04-08-2009, 01:13 PM

Somewhere, E20 just creamed his pants.

:lol

That's .... not exactly hot, not exactly disturbing. Weird, maybe?

dirk4mvp

04-08-2009, 01:14 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

Check that cast list and tell me this movie won't shoot a big load of awesome all over your face.

It'd be great if they had casted some actors in it. Looking at that list, the only person they missed was Vin Diesel.

ATRAIN

04-08-2009, 01:16 PM

It'd be great if they had casted some actors in it. Looking at that list, the only person they missed was Vin Diesel.

Well for the 50 and over crew they missed Hulk Hogan

SA210

04-08-2009, 01:18 PM

They need Van Damme!

FaithInOne

04-08-2009, 01:21 PM

All middle-to-high class American citizens will be taking some form of HGH/Steroids in the future.

Fpoonsie

04-08-2009, 01:24 PM

50 Cent, Randy Couture, and Steve Austin? Now they're just fuckin with us.

JudynTX

04-08-2009, 01:25 PM

50 Cent, Randy Couture, and Steve Austin? Now they're just fuckin with us.

:lol Straight to DVD?

batman2883

04-08-2009, 01:36 PM

Charisma carpenter makes me cream my pants, dang i use to love her in buffy

koriwhat

04-08-2009, 01:38 PM

terry crews sold me on going to the theater to see this flick... i can't wait!

Trainwreck2100

04-08-2009, 02:56 PM

i doubt arnold is in it as that imdb list implies

CuckingFunt

04-08-2009, 03:12 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

Check that cast list and tell me this movie won't shoot a big load of awesome all over your face.

Holy jeebus!

E20

04-08-2009, 03:13 PM

Holy fuck.

E20

04-08-2009, 03:20 PM

i doubt arnold is in it as that imdb list implies

No, Arnold is supposed to be in a Stallone flick into the future, I've read that he will in several articles.

mexicanjunior

04-08-2009, 03:29 PM

This movie looks like it will be greatness...I am so in.

MiamiHeat

04-08-2009, 04:55 PM

Arnold is jeopardizing his duties as Governor if he is in this movie. I doubt he will be in it. He will get ripped for it.

and they really need to get Jean-Claude Van Damme.

mardigan

04-08-2009, 05:31 PM

Arnold is jeopardizing his duties as Governor if he is in this movie. I doubt he will be in it. He will get ripped for it.

and they really need to get Jean-Claude Van Damme.

It's just going to be a cameo. I'm sure it won't be that big of a deal. He already did cameo's in two other movies while he was in office, and no one gave a shit. And speaking of Van Damme, did anyone see JCVD?

Summers

04-08-2009, 05:35 PM

I think he looks pretty darn good for his age. I'm impressed.

PixelPusher

04-08-2009, 06:13 PM

steriods

Yeah, but at his age, all the downsides of steroid use don't amount to much.

IronMexican

04-08-2009, 06:15 PM

Stalone is the man.

SA210

04-08-2009, 08:49 PM

It's just going to be a cameo. I'm sure it won't be that big of a deal. He already did cameo's in two other movies while he was in office, and no one gave a shit. And speaking of Van Damme, did anyone see JCVD?

Man, I have been wanting to see that!

jman3000

04-08-2009, 09:10 PM

:lmao at that cast.

It could have used some Gary Oldman though.

jman3000

04-08-2009, 09:10 PM

and Sam jackson.

CuckingFunt

04-08-2009, 10:00 PM

and Sam jackson.

Sam Jackson would be too much awesome on one screen. Viewers' heads would explode, and no one wants to clean that up.

Trainwreck2100

04-08-2009, 11:02 PM

its not steroids

its hgh

JudynTX

04-09-2009, 07:45 AM

I think he looks pretty darn good for his age. I'm impressed.

Yea, steroids or not, not bad for being 63 yrs old.

Tracy McGrady

04-09-2009, 08:19 AM

With this tattoos he looks like fucking Birdman.

Drachen

04-09-2009, 09:53 AM

Look if you are going to ruin the cast with Van Damme, you have to throw Segal in there too.

Anyway, this will make everyone laugh.

Jean-Claude Van Damme was originally offered the role that went to Dolph Lundgren. Van Damme's reason for turning down the role was that he thought that there was no substance in his character.

Wesley Snipes was offered the role of Hale Ceasar but couldn't accept because, due to his tax problems, he wasn't allowed to leave the United States without the courts approval.

Forest Whitaker was cast as Hale Cesar, but was forced to leave the film due to a scheduling conflict. When it was announced that rapper 50 Cent was replacing Whitaker, many fans were disappointed and, after a few days, Stallone decided to cast Terry Crews in the part.

Trainwreck2100

10-14-2009, 02:14 AM

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=59996

trailer

RedsLakers24

10-14-2009, 02:46 AM

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=59996

trailer

Looks like its going straight to DVD. The movie should have added Chuck Norris

Trainwreck2100

10-14-2009, 02:50 AM

Looks like its going straight to DVD. The movie should have added Chuck Norris

That movie is going staight to awesomeland. Terry crews with the automatic shotgun=win and a half

J.T.

10-14-2009, 03:18 AM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

Check that cast list and tell me this movie won't shoot a big load of awesome all over your face.

You had me at "Stallone".

Kermit

10-14-2009, 08:03 AM

1. looks straight to dvd (i guess it's supposed to)

2. gratuitous water-boarding scene featuring hot lady

3. what the fuck happened to dolph over the years? missed that guy.

4. shame van dammmmmmmmmmmmmmme wasn't included (worried about character having no soul or some shit, bahahahahahahahahahahaha)

Blake

10-14-2009, 08:14 AM

Its like every action star in the last 2 decades........they are missing Van Damme though.

yeah, but at least they brought in Dolph Lundgren

JudynTX

10-14-2009, 08:24 AM

Oh no's! Florige won't want to see this, it has Jason Statham in it. :lmao

NoOptionB

10-14-2009, 09:46 AM

aww Steve Austin is a bad guy :(

He was good in The Condemned.

I. Hustle

10-14-2009, 09:50 AM

I'm with Mono. It has to be the steriods... whatever those are.

mrsmaalox

10-14-2009, 09:53 AM

CosmicCowboy

10-14-2009, 10:03 AM

Arnold's still got it too...:lol

http://hitdawall.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg

florige

10-14-2009, 12:06 PM

Oh no's! Florige won't want to see this, it has Jason Statham in it. :lmao

That's because Flo has good taste. Axe Statham and throw in Bruce Willis. Bruce has chunks of guys like Statham in his stool!

:lol I don't mind Statham as long as that non acting jerkoff isn't starring in the movie. I think he is an okay co-star. But for most of his movies that he stars in to be ALL in theaters is nothing short of ludacris imo....

florige

10-14-2009, 12:10 PM

PakiDan

10-14-2009, 12:17 PM

Its like every action star in the last 2 decades........they are missing Van Damme though.

Jean Claude committed suicide. If you need proof, just watch JCVD.

JudynTX

10-14-2009, 01:16 PM

florige

10-14-2009, 02:47 PM

:lol :lol www.ihatejasonstatham.com

Damn you Panda I thought that was a real site! :lol

760Spursfan

10-14-2009, 03:47 PM

Sorry I got this one to late can't see the initial pic of Sly Stallone!

Leetonidas

10-14-2009, 03:53 PM

:lol I don't mind Statham as long as that non acting jerkoff isn't starring in the movie. I think he is an okay co-star. But for most of his movies that he stars in to be ALL in theaters is nothing short of ludacris imo....

Yeah I agree with that. His movies are badass from a pure action stand point, but it's almost cheesy some of the shit he does in his movies. He's almost too beastly in all his movies and it kinda takes away from the movie.

He does good as a co-star though. I saw that movie Snatch awhile back...fucking badass. The only movie I've seen Statham in where he gets his ass kicked and doesn't really kick anyone else's.

JudynTX

10-14-2009, 03:59 PM

Damn you Panda I thought that was a real site! :lol

Sorry Flo, I couldn't resist. :lmao

Bender

10-14-2009, 04:05 PM

what happened to the pic in OP, I just got here...

NoOptionB

10-14-2009, 04:16 PM

The Rock could easily be this era's #1 action star and bring back a little of the aura from the Stallone/Arnold/JCVD golden age.

He keeps doing lame Disney though.

And me repping Austin/The rock, I swear I am not a wrestling fan. I quit watching that stuff when I hit 10.

ShoogarBear

10-14-2009, 06:50 PM

So what is the plot of the movie? All the stars somehow end up in the same retirement home and proceed to tell stories of their glory days over jello?

That's the plot of the next film, called The Dependables.