Serious post: Is this the biggest douche of all time?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://arthurkade.com/

Go to this website, and read at least 4 of his blog posts. Please. My friend and I were trying to figure out if this guy is for real, or if he is doing a bit. In either case, this guy's blog is gold.

Is he the biggest douche of all time?

[Corky]

yesth. definithly a grade a douche.

[Dr. Gonzo]

That blog is fucking hilarious.

[jman3000]

I was on the phone with Lance Armstrong at home after I received the call from casting, and told him I needed to get off so that “I could shave my ass” so that the picture would be perfect.

that's the only sentence in the blog i read that had me thinking that he's fake. To be honest he just seems like another guido who has an overinflated view of himself.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I was on the phone with Lance Armstrong at home after I received the call from casting, and told him I needed to get off so that “I could shave my ass” so that the picture would be perfect.

that's the only sentence in the blog i read that had me thinking that he's fake. To be honest he just seems like another guido who has an overinflated view of himself.

I think Guido is a derogatory term. If I'm not mistaken they prefer Guinea.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Jman: did you read at least 4 posts though?

Check out his post on cougars.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

I threw up a little in my mouth.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Best line so far:

Having dated every type of woman known to man, and modeled in the high fashion world, I have seen it all:

[Dr. Gonzo]

I actually got douche chills when reading "Work Ethic". I want to punch that dude.

[Melmart1]

I laughed awhile back when I got a link to his entry about Angelina Jolie:

http://arthurkade.com/2009/03/21/angelina-jolie/

[CuckingFunt]

This is both hilarious and depressing.

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe Jolie kept giving you the eye because she was thinking: “That guy looks exactly like my husband, but much better. He seems to have a great career as one of hundreds of extras on my movie. I really hope he doesn’t have a sexy lisp to complete the package, or I will be forced to leave Brad and our kids for him.”

:lmao

[mavs>spurs2]

I actually got douche chills when reading "Work Ethic". I want to punch that dude.

lololol "douche chills" :lmao

[Cry Havoc]

You guys really think this blog is real? I have my doubts. It feels very much like a hoax.


A former manager at my old company once called me the “Michael Jordan of building a financial planning practice”

That just doesn't seem real.

[Trainwreck2100]

nobody beats david blane

[Bukefal]

what a lowlife

[florige]

You guys really think this blog is real? I have my doubts. It feels very much like a hoax.



That just doesn't seem real.


+1. I know there are some grade A douches, but this crap seems too over the top.

[florige]

Author Kade>>>>>>>>>The World....:lol

[mrsmaalox]

I don't think it's real either; it's just too perfectly douchey!

[Spurminator]

Honestly, I don't think it's over-the-top enough to be fake.

I know people like this (which comes with the territory when you're a high-powered executive in a prestigious and glamourous industry like me.)

[BacktoBasics]

I have yet to figure out the attraction these women have to guido's.

[florige]

He sorta reminds me of Patrick Bateman. :lol

[IronMexican]

You guys found me!

[Dr. Gonzo]

The Gumball Rally is a cross-country race that will go for one week from LA to Miami, and feature some of Hollywood’s A-Lister’s like David Hasselhoff, Vin Diesel, Tyson Beckford, Tony Hawk, Playboy Bunnies, The Jackass Guys, and The Fuel Girls.

lol A-Listers

[florige]

The Gumball Rally is a cross-country race that will go for one week from LA to Miami, and feature some of Hollywood’s A-Lister’s like David Hasselhoff, Vin Diesel, Tyson Beckford, Tony Hawk, Playboy Bunnies, The Jackass Guys, and The Fuel Girls.

lol A-Listers



A-List what? Jackasses?

[David Bowie]

Honestly, I don't think it's over-the-top enough to be fake.

I know people like this (which comes with the territory when you're a high-powered executive in a prestigious and glamourous industry like me.)

+1 . I had a roomated who could have very wel written this crap. He constantly talked about all the extremly hot chicks that he was hooking up with. (But I never saw any of them) At the end of the year he said "Veronica, to tell the trouth, I've only hooked up with one chick once this whole time.)


Real or not,at least half of what all douches say is always false. YOu go do the math.

[CosmicCowboy]

I have had trouble dating women in the past because they feel insecure next to me, and usually the better looking the woman, the higher the insecurity level is. I think this is a result of beautiful women being used to getting maximum attention at will, but because of how I look and the attention I command, they feel small or insignificant when out with me.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Cry Havoc]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

The worst part is, he's not even that attractive. His skin has obviously been tan too many times.

[mookie2001]

come on cbf


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU8mL1639uo

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Okay, okay, if you wanna split hairs, biggest Non-Aggie/Sooner Douche.

[mookie2001]

i like to post on texags.com

they have the best blog

did you know theres no way Cart McCry can finish with a winning career record against a&m?

a&m owns tu in college football

[Authur Kade]

Hey guys, thanks for reading my blog. I know most on SpursTalk probably feel "intimidated" or "insecure" when I post, but it just comes with the territory. However, when you are chasing the "dream", it is the support of you on this site that makes me realize I am on the right "track" and destined to be better than everyone.

-AK

[CuckingFunt]

Hey guys, thanks for reading my blog. I know most on SpursTalk probably feel "intimidated" or "insecure" when I post, but it just comes with the territory. However, when you are chasing the "dream", it is the support of you on this site that makes me realize I am on the right "track" and destined to be better than everyone.

-AK

This took a lot longer than I expected.

[Melmart1]

This took a lot longer than I expected.

Did you expect the misspelling of his name?

[CuckingFunt]

Did you expect the misspelling of his name?

I didn't expect it, but neither am I surprised by it.

[Melmart1]

I didn't expect it, but neither am I surprised by it.

I don't know why it annoys me so much. If you are gonna do a troll, do it right. The "Rachel Ray" one for Rachael Ray particularly annoys me, along with the Horatio Cain one that should be Caine.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know why it annoys me so much. If you are gonna do a troll, do it right. The "Rachel Ray" one for Rachael Ray particularly annoys me, along with the Horatio Cain one that should be Caine.

I was also annoyed by Authur's description of "chasing the 'dream'" rather than "chasing 'The Journey.'"

[Cant_Be_Faded]

What is funny, is that I'm almost 54% sure that both CF and Melly would have sex with the Kade.

[CuckingFunt]

What is funny, is that I'm almost 54% sure that both CF and Melly would have sex with the Kade.

Should have trusted the other 46%. I have no tolerance for the douchey type.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The CF types say this until they are totally taken away by Kadesque confidence and fashion sensibility.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I liked the ability to listen to the comments. How bored do you have to be to call this guy up and tear him to shreds on a VM? I <3 America.

And guinea is not a slight.

[E20]

This seems pretty fake.

[florige]

+1 . I had a roomated who could have very wel written this crap. He constantly talked about all the extremly hot chicks that he was hooking up with. (But I never saw any of them) At the end of the year he said "Veronica, to tell the trouth, I've only hooked up with one chick once this whole time.)


Real or not,at least half of what all douches say is always false. YOu go do the math.


:lol Thats so true. My ugly ass buddy always manages to get the top of the line (or by the Author Kade's standard 9 and 10's) females when conviently I'm not around. But when we are out together I guess I am so repulsive I turn the females off and I mess up his mojo, because he doesn't get a damn thing when we are hanging out. His latest BS story is he has/had these two hot lesbians who he claims he was literally banging at the same time. But for whatever reason he wasn't comfortable with it even though they were, so he stopped taking their calls.:rolleyes This is the same guy who turns into a complete pussy anytime I try to get him to talk to any girl btw.

[E20]

thats what i said about your moms teetahs

I don't know can you honestly believe someone could be this big of an idiot/douche realistically?

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know can you honestly believe someone could be this big of an idiot/douche realistically?

I've met guys like this.

It could all be a joke, but it's not that much of a stretch to think Kade is just that much of a douche.