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MannyIsGod
04-11-2009, 03:10 PM
Use it tonight. You'll thank me tomorrow.

JudynTX
04-11-2009, 03:50 PM
Tornado watch or what?

Fpoonsie
04-11-2009, 03:53 PM
Beer Pong?

J.T.
04-11-2009, 03:55 PM
Tornado watch or what?

No, the Meth Troll is coming out tonight and he likes to break into cars to steal money, iPods, cell phones and other valuables that can be pawned in order to purchase meth. However, his weakness is garages, so parking the car in the garage will make you immune to his pillaging.

If you live in an apartment you're pretty much fucked though.

JudynTX
04-11-2009, 03:56 PM
Beer Pong?

:lol Good idea.

MannyIsGod
04-11-2009, 06:59 PM
Tornado watch or what?

You have a garage that will protect your car from a tornado?

MannyIsGod
04-11-2009, 07:00 PM
No, the Meth Troll is coming out tonight and he likes to break into cars to steal money, iPods, cell phones and other valuables that can be pawned in order to purchase meth. However, his weakness is garages, so parking the car in the garage will make you immune to his pillaging.

If you live in an apartment you're pretty much fucked though.

The troll has been sighted in the Stone Oak area.

Das Texan
04-11-2009, 07:51 PM
If my car didnt already have dings from hail, I'd use my garage. :lol

exstatic
04-11-2009, 07:56 PM
Manny, you should know better. That storm will be a solid wall of red radar returns and headed right for us, only to be cloven in two, as if by Thor's hammer, and pass harmlessly to the North and South of us.

San Antonio is covered with a weather dome force field. It's truly the no-weather zone, and has been for probably 20-21 of the almost 25 years I've lived here.

MannyIsGod
04-11-2009, 08:09 PM
Manny, you should know better. That storm will be a solid wall of red radar returns and headed right for us, only to be cloven in two, as if by Thor's hammer, and pass harmlessly to the North and South of us.

San Antonio is covered with a weather dome force field. It's truly the no-weather zone, and has been for probably 20-21 of the almost 25 years I've lived here.

Its not just San Antonio, its all large cities. There is a real and verified "heat island" effect that causes this. If the system is strong enough (and tonight it will be) then it doesn't have a real effect, but on weak systems like we usually get it does a lot to fuck em up.

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-11-2009, 08:10 PM
Its not just San Antonio, its all large cities. There is a real and verified "heat island" effect that causes this. If the system is strong enough (and tonight it will be) then it doesn't have a real effect, but on weak systems like we usually get it does a lot to fuck em up.

Damnit, Manny... gonna make my on-call ass work tonight...

MrChug
04-11-2009, 09:39 PM
No...






He's just a fuckin idiot who has to close his Mom's garage by hand when she yells.

Mijo
04-11-2009, 10:17 PM
Manny, What is your actual profession? No disrespect, I'm just curious.

MannyIsGod
04-11-2009, 10:58 PM
Manny, What is your actual profession? No disrespect, I'm just curious.

For another 2 years - professional poker player. But I'm a Steve Browne in training.

Mijo
04-11-2009, 11:04 PM
Well done then. If I gambled for a living I'd be a broke son bitch.

PEP
04-11-2009, 11:18 PM
Get a girlfriend should be first on his list.

desflood
04-12-2009, 12:06 AM
It's midnight, and... nothing. When's it coming?

marini martini
04-12-2009, 12:17 AM
Cars under the carport, nothing here!:rolleyes

Anyone up for Texas hold em????????:toast

MannyIsGod
04-12-2009, 12:21 AM
Get a girlfriend should be first on his list.

Another? I'm not sure she'd like that.

marini martini
04-12-2009, 12:23 AM
Manny, you wanna play Tx. Hold em??:)







Damn.......................you're rich!!!:wow

MannyIsGod
04-12-2009, 12:25 AM
I'm playing TX Hold em right now, 7 tables worth.

marini martini
04-12-2009, 12:29 AM
Uh no...........................??? Nobody's playing holdem in ST casino!!!

phyzik
04-12-2009, 01:02 AM
Still waiting to see my time spent taking the shitty truck out of the car port to put my G8 GT in become worth my time Manny..... WTF!

cherylsteele
04-12-2009, 01:03 AM
Use it tonight. You'll thank me tomorrow.
For the hailstorm right?

TheTruth
04-12-2009, 07:24 AM
Hailed here...

SpursWoman
04-12-2009, 07:26 AM
Says on the weather channel it's supposed to get ugly here about 8:15-8:30 or so. :fro

Shelly
04-12-2009, 08:30 AM
hmmm....the power flickered for two seconds, the slight wind knocked off some more pollen from the trees, and whatever little rain we did get, my wilted plants still looked wilted.

01Snake
04-12-2009, 08:45 AM
Fail

SpursWoman
04-12-2009, 08:46 AM
Forecast pretty different now. Huh...

CubanMustGo
04-12-2009, 08:47 AM
There was an unexpected large invection of dry air into the system as it started to roll out across the western hill country last night.

Once again, south Texas gets screwed out of what should have been a solid rain-maker.

fraga
04-12-2009, 09:29 AM
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm78/RockyRed/fail/FAIL.jpg?t=1239546562

PakiDan
04-12-2009, 02:28 PM
HaHahahahaha!!!! FAIL!!!!

balli
04-12-2009, 03:28 PM
:lol

MannyIsGod
04-12-2009, 04:02 PM
:lol

Yeah dude - that was pretty pitiful

:(

Mixability
04-13-2009, 09:37 AM
But I'm a Steve Browne in training.

From the looks of this thread, you're on the right track.

ashbeeigh
04-13-2009, 10:03 AM
hmmm....the power flickered for two seconds, the slight wind knocked off some more pollen from the trees, and whatever little rain we did get, my wilted plants still looked wilted.

Yeah. What the hell was that? I was watching Beno get his ass kicked and the power was going in and out.

SpursStalker
04-13-2009, 10:26 AM
Fail

Of epic proportions ...

:lol

phxspurfan
04-13-2009, 10:47 AM
Weather like this is why I miss SAtown so much...

JudynTX
04-13-2009, 10:50 AM
Weather staff can take the summer's off here, I don't need to be reminded everyday how freakin hot it's going to be. :lol

phxspurfan
04-13-2009, 11:47 AM
That's how I feel in Phoenix. 110 guaranteed, every day. At least you guys get those awesome light shows...

MoSpur
04-13-2009, 12:13 PM
:lmao

at this thread that failed.