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J.T.
04-11-2009, 05:28 PM
lol stretch

lol jamarcus russell

lol al davis

lol super bowl 37

lol LaxK0ajs5DU

lol Q-bsUB8Mn4U

IronMexican
04-11-2009, 05:32 PM
PBPsgxWY45g

monosylab1k
04-11-2009, 05:34 PM
Funny how Raiders fans have to find clips of other teams owning the Colts or Patriots or whoever, since there's no clips of the Raiders doing any of that owning.

IronMexican
04-11-2009, 05:36 PM
Damn right they don't. The Raiders really sucks right now, but I still love 'em and will defend them with my dying breath.

J.T.
04-11-2009, 05:44 PM
after reveiwing the play, the quarterback's arm was going forward!

dirk4mvp
04-11-2009, 08:02 PM
lol raiders

lol let's keep the same exact playbook!

lol al davis' corpse

lol black hole

dirk4mvp
04-11-2009, 08:02 PM
Funny how Raiders fans have to find clips of other teams owning the Colts or Patriots or whoever, since there's no clips of the Raiders doing any of that owning.

It's kind of like when rocketfan is getting regulated, and he breaks out a pic of Wade.

Warlord23
04-12-2009, 02:06 PM
Quality thread :tu ... can the mods sticky this please?

J.T.
04-12-2009, 02:25 PM
Quality thread :tu ... can the mods sticky this please?

Quality post :tu ... can the mods ban this fag please?

dirk4mvp
04-12-2009, 02:43 PM
Quality thread :tu ... can the mods sticky this please?

lol http://nitespyder.com/SteelersFan.jpg

J.T.
04-12-2009, 02:59 PM
no way is that shirt only a double X.

J.T.
04-12-2009, 03:00 PM
That shirt might fit this dude though

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7822/78881486lj8sp5.png

cherylsteele
04-12-2009, 05:16 PM
lol http://nitespyder.com/SteelersFan.jpg

no way is that shirt only a double X.

sure there is...it is 2 of them sewn together

J.T.
04-12-2009, 05:34 PM
sure there is...it is 2 of them sewn together

:toast

stretch
04-13-2009, 08:58 AM
3 rings faggots!

dirk4mvp
04-13-2009, 12:40 PM
3 rings faggots!



Raiders get ran into the ground in this thread and this is what the almighty deity of "lol" throws out such lame smack? Weak :td


lol raiders

stretch
04-13-2009, 12:56 PM
lol colts

lol raiders vs. colts

lol raiders 7, colts 4

lol raiders 3 rings, colts 2 rings

lol raiders win % > colts win %

lol raiders > colts

dirk4mvp
04-13-2009, 01:04 PM
lol awesome draft picks

lol kicker in the first round

lol sea bass

lol tuck rule

lol reggie wayne owning assface

lol al davis

lol firing Kiffin

lol going to finish last in the afc west

lol raiders

stretch
04-13-2009, 02:28 PM
lol awesome draft picks

lol kicker in the first round

lol sea bass

lol tuck rule

lol reggie wayne owning assface

lol al davis

lol firing Kiffin

lol going to finish last in the afc west

lol raiders

lol colts

lol chargers > colts

lol patriots > colts

lol raiders > colts

lol run defense

lol protection issues

lol epic first round failures

J.T.
04-14-2009, 12:11 PM
lol manning > russell

lol addai > mcfadden

lol bob sanders > the nameless doosh who plays safety for oakland

lol chargers > raiders

lol patriots > raiders

lol colts > raiders

lol rich gannon still cries in his sleep over the tuck rule game

stretch
04-14-2009, 01:10 PM
lol 3 rings

J.T.
04-17-2009, 02:45 PM
lol madden

IronMexican
04-20-2009, 11:54 AM
Each morning, Crabtree wakes up at 11:30, then sits in bed, simultaneously watching movies on his flat-screen and Young Jeezy videos on his laptop. At around 2 p.m. he makes a move, but he can't shower, not with his foot in a cast. So the 6'1", 215-pound former Texas Tech receiver climbs into the tub—his first baths since grade school—bum foot hanging over the edge. At 3 he leaves his place for the first time, impressively fleet on a set of crutches, for lunch at Pappadeaux. The menu: fried shrimp and mashed potatoes, with two lemonades—one with freshly squeezed straw-berries, the other with uncut berries floating in the drink like ice. Then it's back home for more movies and videos. At 10 Crabtree orders a pepperoni thick-crust from Pizza Hut, the empty box joining nine others stacked like a Jenga game on his kitchen counter. "That's my regimen," he says.


Hmmmm

Blake
04-20-2009, 01:44 PM
Hmmmm

two paragraphs down from that:


That's why—crazy as it sounds—it doesn't matter that the 2009 draft's top-rated receiver is wearing a cast. Not that Crabtree enjoys being laid up. He'd rather run. He even does crunches and push-ups during commercial breaks while watching TV.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/draft09/news/story?id=4063680


you do know the diets of pro athletes, right?

after Crabtree scoring, my 2nd favorite part of that picture is Mack Brown's hands on his head.... :lol

greatness.

IronMexican
04-20-2009, 02:34 PM
Waking up at 11:30 though? I don't know.

Blake
04-20-2009, 02:46 PM
Waking up at 11:30 though? I don't know.

yeah, it always sucked when Crab would finally show up during the middle of the 2nd quarter for an 11am start for a Tech game.

I hope all the scouts think like you and let him drop down to the 2nd round for the Cowboys to swoop in.

IronMexican
04-20-2009, 03:06 PM
So you're a Cowboy fan, eh? I still want Crab, but just saying, none of this will help him.

Blake
04-20-2009, 03:15 PM
So you're a Cowboy fan, eh? I still want Crab, but just saying, none of this will help him.

meh. I'm a fair weather cowboy fan. I enjoy the circus more than the wins/losses....

.....and fantasy football has ruined my wanting to follow any one team. If I've got players going against the Cowboys, then FTC.

Waking up at 1130 am while he is rehabbing his foot won't hurt him either.

He will be a top 10 pick and will go to whatever team needs a WR. If Cleveland ends up getting rid of Braylon, then there is no doubt in my mind that they take Crab at #5.

Dr. Gonzo
04-20-2009, 03:16 PM
He's going to be ridiculously out of shape with a diet like that.

Blake
04-20-2009, 03:24 PM
........As well as his college career has gone, Crabtree didn’t get off to the best start at Texas Tech. He missed the 2006 season when the NCAA Clearinghouse refused to certify him because of a questionable grade from his sophomore year of high school.

Crabtree was disheartened by the situation – he never attended a Red Raiders game that season – but he didn’t let it deter him.

Instead Crabtree made frequent trips back to Dallas to work out with his cousin, David Wells, a former bodyguard for Irvin and Adam “Pacman” Jones. Wells also trains professional boxers in a non-air-conditioned adjacent to his home. Crabtree became a staple there, jumping rope, punching speed bags and heavy bags and lifting weights.

Wells ordered a second set of the equipment and had it sent to Crabtree’s home in Lubbock. With each workout, Crabtree’s intensity increased. His teammates said they could see the difference his efforts were making on the field.

At times, a few of Crabtree’s teammates even became irritated with him for running through tackles too hard during what many felt was supposed to be a “light” practice.


“He’s the most fierce competitor I’ve ever been around,” defensive back Darcel McBath said. “Even when the ball isn’t coming to him, he’s blocking his tail off. He’s trying to drive people out of bounds or into the turf.

“Whether he has the ball in his hands or not, he wants every play to go 80 yards.”



“I’m around pro athletes every day and he’s been around them, too. You see how they screw up. You see the money they’ve made and lost. That’s not going to happen to Michael. He’s got his head on straight.”

– David Wells, professional trainer

Crabtree won the Biletnikoff Award after a freshman season in which he also earned first-team All-American honors. The success hardly caused him to become complacent.

Instead Crabtree spent most of this past summer in Lubbock working out with Harrell, who’s considered the current leader in this year’s Heisman race.

Crabtree said he and Harrell spent their afternoons running 10-yard routes up and down the field at Jones AT&T Stadium, stopping near the end zone for three consecutive plays from the goal line. Down and back, down and back they went – without any water.

“Doing that every day in this Texas heat?” Crabtree said. “Now that’s a workout.”

Maybe the most beneficial experience, though, came when Sanders invited Crabtree to attend his camp at SMU last summer. With NFL all-stars such as Devin Hester and T.J. Houshmandzadeh looking on, Crabtree went one-on-one with Pacman. More times than not, the college kid beat the pro.

“It was remarkable,” Wells said. “He looked like he’d already been playing in the NFL for years. Pacman, naturally, was all mad and pissed off about it. But in the end he couldn’t help but compliment Michael and show his respect.”

Crabtree’s maturation off the field has been striking, too. Last spring he returned to Dallas and went to a party with some of his friends from high school. The next day Wells learned that Crabtree had returned home before midnight.

“He said there was some stuff going on that he didn’t want to be around,” said Wells, who declined to provide specifics. “You’re not going to catch him smoking. You’re not going to catch him drinking. You’re not going to catch him doing things he’s not supposed to do.

“I’m around pro athletes every day and he’s been around them, too. You see how they screw up. You see the money they’ve made and lost. That’s not going to happen to Michael. He’s got his head on straight.”..........

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=jn-crabtree111408&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

IronMexican
04-21-2009, 10:05 AM
Nnamdi Asomugha on ESPN First Take right now.

IronMexican
04-21-2009, 10:13 AM
Said he's tired of losing, and thinks that the whole team is used to losing, and he needs to change that mentality. I love that guy.

monosylab1k
04-25-2009, 06:07 PM
wow.

dirk4mvp
04-25-2009, 09:50 PM
aw yeah, that guy is fast!

lol 4.3

Shank
04-25-2009, 10:00 PM
lol picking 6th-7th round guys in the 2nd

IronMexican
04-26-2009, 08:28 PM
Worst draft ever

IronMexican
05-10-2009, 07:27 PM
Anybody see that ESPNEWS thing about the Raiders? I love what Asomugha said "I read the route in his eyes"

IronMexican
05-10-2009, 11:28 PM
Drop some fucking weight.

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090508/capt.1b9d334642be44a89a69a1ecf210a786.raiders_camp _football_caps112.jpg

Blake
05-11-2009, 08:29 AM
Drop some fucking weight.

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090508/capt.1b9d334642be44a89a69a1ecf210a786.raiders_camp _football_caps112.jpg

I knew Garcia was short, but in that picture he looks like a midget

that's JaMarcus with the pot belly? he looks like on o-lineman

samikeyp
05-11-2009, 08:33 AM
so that's Garcia, then Walter and JaFatcus is on the end, who's the other guy?

IronMexican
05-11-2009, 01:25 PM
so that's Garcia, then Walter and JaFatcus is on the end, who's the other guy?

I think that's Bruce Gradkowski. Where is the Official Raiders thread? I am tired of bumping this one instead of the Raiders thread, cause I can't find it.

turiaf for president
05-11-2009, 01:46 PM
raiders are going to win the AFC west this year.

stretch
05-11-2009, 01:49 PM
Raiders: 9-7

IronMexican
05-11-2009, 01:52 PM
raiders are going to win the AFC west this year.


Raiders: 9-7

:tu


People are underrating them this year. If the D can stop the run, they're at least going 8-8.

dirk4mvp
05-11-2009, 02:01 PM
Jamarcus looks terrible. What has he been doing this offseason?

J.T.
05-11-2009, 02:49 PM
Jamarcus looks terrible. What has he been doing this offseason?

Probably using his free Taco Bell for life card too much.

Blake
05-11-2009, 03:02 PM
jamarcus has always been somewhat of a fat ass, but he can launch the ball 80 yards while sitting on his ass so Al doesn't really give a damn what he looks like

samikeyp
05-11-2009, 03:08 PM
I think that's Bruce Gradkowski. Where is the Official Raiders thread? I am tired of bumping this one instead of the Raiders thread, cause I can't find it.

You should start one.

Strike
05-13-2009, 01:10 PM
lol raiders

lol let's keep the same exact playbook!

lol al davis' corpse

lol black hole

I'll agree with that. Guessing IronMexican would too. Davis needs to die.

J.T.
05-13-2009, 01:13 PM
I think that's Bruce Gradkowski. Where is the Official Raiders thread? I am tired of bumping this one instead of the Raiders thread, cause I can't find it.

this is the official raiders thread

monosylab1k
05-13-2009, 03:47 PM
I heard Heyward-Bey had three straight drops at mini-camp, and suddently the next day he was out with undisclosed injuries.

Also heard that their 2nd round reach of the millenium future bust, whatever his name is, has looked like total shit.

IronMexican
05-13-2009, 11:44 PM
I'll agree with that. Guessing IronMexican would too. Davis needs to die.

He certainly hasn't been helping the Raiders lately. Just a lot of questionable picks and signings. But he is the owner, and I will back up everything he does, because it was a Raider choice. No point in dogging something before we've seen them play. That would just make you a pessimist, and never happy with the Raiders.