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Cheese
04-13-2009, 08:58 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/330wcph.jpg :rolleyes

Flatulence upset a man to the point of assault Tuesday at the Clarion Inn on South Fourth Street. Juan Antonio Salano Castellano, 35, was sharing a hotel room with four other individuals. At the time of the crime, one roommate was showering and two were outside on their cell phones.

While eating in the hotel room with another man, Castellano passed gas. The flatulent act enraged the man, who threw a large kitchen knife across the room, Waco police said. The hurled knife cut Castellano on his leg. The man then walked across the hotel room, picked up the kitchen knife and stabbed Castellano in the left side of his chest, the Waco police said.

The other roommates walked in the hotel room to find Castellano had been stabbed and attempted to take him to the nearest emergency room. Once the men realized they weren’t aware of the location for the nearest hospital, and an ambulance and police were called. According to the press release, Castellano was transported from the hotel by East Texas Medical Center to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center.

Hillcrest Hospital has no records of the victim’s hospital visit Tuesday. The victim had not been to the hospital since 2008, a Hillcrest Hospital representative said. Jose Braule Ramirez, 33, was arrested in the hotel room and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The charge carries a minimum prison sentence of 2 years and a maximum of 20 years and a fine not to exceed $10,000.

Ramirez is being held at the McLennan County Jail in lieu of $15,000 bail. The jail is also holding Ramirez because of an immigration detainer. As of mid-day Wednesday Ramirez had not posted bail.

http://www.baylor.edu/lariat/news.php?action=story&story=57941

Slydragon
04-13-2009, 10:32 PM
WTF is this myspace? I had to highlight the whole thing to read it.

tp2021
04-13-2009, 10:37 PM
Flatulence upset a man to the point of assault Tuesday at the Clarion Inn on South Fourth Street. Juan Antonio Salano Castellano, 35, was sharing a hotel room with four other individuals. At the time of the crime, one roommate was showering and two were outside on their cell phones.

While eating in the hotel room with another man, Castellano passed gas. The flatulent act enraged the man, who threw a large kitchen knife across the room, Waco police said. The hurled knife cut Castellano on his leg. The man then walked across the hotel room, picked up the kitchen knife and stabbed Castellano in the left side of his chest, the Waco police said.

The other roommates walked in the hotel room to find Castellano had been stabbed and attempted to take him to the nearest emergency room. Once the men realized they weren’t aware of the location for the nearest hospital, and an ambulance and police were called. According to the press release, Castellano was transported from the hotel by East Texas Medical Center to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center.

Hillcrest Hospital has no records of the victim’s hospital visit Tuesday. The victim had not been to the hospital since 2008, a Hillcrest Hospital representative said. Jose Braule Ramirez, 33, was arrested in the hotel room and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The charge carries a minimum prison sentence of 2 years and a maximum of 20 years and a fine not to exceed $10,000.

Ramirez is being held at the McLennan County Jail in lieu of $15,000 bail. The jail is also holding Ramirez because of an immigration detainer. As of mid-day Wednesday Ramirez had not posted bail.


There now I can read it.

Slydragon
04-13-2009, 10:39 PM
There now I can read it.

Thanks, because the next headline would have been

"Online forum member assaults another member over hard to read text"

mrsmaalox
04-14-2009, 09:37 AM
:ihit Anyone who farts during my meal would be dead.

Cheese
04-14-2009, 10:06 AM
If I stabbed everybody in my family for stankin' ass farts, it would be the biggest mass murder in the history of man.Believe me I come from a family of record holders.

One of my Uncles is kinda big and when he farts it goes flap flap flap like a damn bus that backfires!!!

Eat less carbs. This is why good manners are essential, they stop murders...

Blake
04-14-2009, 11:40 AM
If I stabbed everybody in my family for stankin' ass farts, it would be the biggest mass murder in the history of man.Believe me I come from a family of record holders.

One of my Uncles is kinda big and when he farts it goes flap flap flap like a damn bus that backfires!!!

Eat less carbs. This is why good manners are essential, they stop murders...

careful with that knife during the stabbing, cheese.......you wouldn't want to cut yourself or else someone else might get offended with the smell.