mrsmaalox
04-14-2009, 11:58 AM
Warning: These Product Labels May Cause You to Double Over With Laughter
A Cell Phone Manual Warns: Don't Try to Dry Your Phone in a Microwave Oven
A Hair Dryer Warns: Never Use While Sleeping
A Curling Iron Warns: Do Not Use While Bathing or in Shower
A Watercraft Warns: Never Use Lit Match or Open Flame to Check Fuel Level
Two-Pronged Fishing Hook Warns: Harmful If Swallowed
iPod Shuffle Warns: Do Not Eat iPod Shuffle
ExtenZe Male Enhancement Pill: Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
Children's Dimetapp Warns: Be Careful When Driving a Motor Vehicle
Razor Scooter Warns: This Product Moves When Used
Washing Machine Warns: Do Not Put Any Person in This Washer
Clorox Bleach Wipes: Do Not Use as Diaper Wipes or for Personal Cleansing
A Vanishing Fabric Marker Warns: Should Not Be Used as a Writing Instrument for Signing Checks or Any Legal Documents
:lmao
These were just the highlights. Entire story is at:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,515238,00.html
A Cell Phone Manual Warns: Don't Try to Dry Your Phone in a Microwave Oven
A Hair Dryer Warns: Never Use While Sleeping
A Curling Iron Warns: Do Not Use While Bathing or in Shower
A Watercraft Warns: Never Use Lit Match or Open Flame to Check Fuel Level
Two-Pronged Fishing Hook Warns: Harmful If Swallowed
iPod Shuffle Warns: Do Not Eat iPod Shuffle
ExtenZe Male Enhancement Pill: Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
Children's Dimetapp Warns: Be Careful When Driving a Motor Vehicle
Razor Scooter Warns: This Product Moves When Used
Washing Machine Warns: Do Not Put Any Person in This Washer
Clorox Bleach Wipes: Do Not Use as Diaper Wipes or for Personal Cleansing
A Vanishing Fabric Marker Warns: Should Not Be Used as a Writing Instrument for Signing Checks or Any Legal Documents
:lmao
These were just the highlights. Entire story is at:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,515238,00.html