50 ways we can beat _allas

[ElNono]

50 - We will have an endless supply of pot going Josh Howard way for the next 2 weeks.

[Spur|n|Austin]

49. Change all of Josh Howard's songs on his pre game warm up playlist to the Star Spangled Banner.

48. Set up bottle service for him at a local SA flashy night club the night before a playoff game.

[monosylab1k]

49 - Since Bruce Bowen is so skilled at kicking defenseless people in the back, why not give him a swing at Dirk's knee?

[Spurs 4 The Win]

49 - Since Bruce Bowen is so skilled at kicking defenseless people in the back, why not give him a swing at Dirk's knee?

46. Show Up :flag:

[Trainwreck2100]

45. Grow beards and make shots from halfcourt

[BlackSwordsMan]

44. don't pick oden with your first pick

[EricB]

44. don't pick oden with your first pick


:lol

I don't know why but this made me laugh hard.

[DPG21920]

43) Self promote yourself and team by running down the court like an airplane, while nut-punching all those who stand in your way whilst looking like a turtle.

[pad300]

42) Like rented mules... That's how we will beat _allas

[Trainwreck2100]

41) get breathed on, fall on the floor, go to the FT line.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

41) hope parker owns kidd half as badly as he owned payton in '02

[EricB]

41. bitch about bear hug defense after game 1, get literally every call after that.

[Trainwreck2100]

41.) Let Josh Howard talk

[DPG21920]

40) Fill the exercise bikes with lead.

[m33p0]

40. Mark Cuban

[ElNono]

39 - Switch Carslile with Jim Carrey and hope nobody notices.

[Trainwreck2100]

41) Tell the Mavs its for the championship

[Trainwreck2100]

39 - Switch Carslile with Jim Carrey and hope nobody notices.

41) Carrey would do a better job`

[EricB]

39 - Switch Carslile with Jim Carrey and hope nobody notices.


Eh, as a Spurs fan, I don't like that trade.

[EricB]

41) Carrey would do a better job`


Bastard.

[lurker]

38. Control what the ball do.

[Fermixalot]

37) David Hasselhoff masks for every person in the arena ala Baron beard cutouts in Oakland.

Spurs in 6.

[ElNono]

38. Control what the ball do.

:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

41) get laid