Mark Cuban will jump into San Antonio Riverwalk River!!!

[csr3159]

I just heard on the ticket, Mark cuban stated if Mavericks do not win the series againt spurs, he will jump into S.A. Riverwalk River. :lol

[samikeyp]

The Mavs losing the series is no reason to endanger his health. :lol

[xtremesteven33]

He better bathe in tomato sauce afterwards

[Manufan909]

Can't wait to see that, the river got any really deep parts people can advise him to jump into?

[Manu on Fire]

Already been done.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/fish.gif

[DPG21920]

Mark Cuban's Riverwalk evaluation system he designed has the San Antonio Riverwalk as the #2 riverwalk in the world.

[Bartleby]

I guess we should get it ready for him then

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/babbalanja/gator.jpg

[DPG21920]

Or he could just build his riverwalk jumping team around Dirk and he would never make it.

[DDS4]

Up the ante.

Make him wear a Borat banana hammock before jumping in.

[phyzik]

dammit, all that time cleaning it up will be wasted if he jumps in and pollutes it!

[Jimcs50]

The Mavs losing the series is no reason to endanger his health. :lol

I think Mark should wait til the Championship River Parade and then wait for Pop's boat to approach , then he needs to jump in front of it, and let it run over him so he can end his suffering. :)

[baseline bum]

He should drink a gallon of Riverwalk water if the Spurs win.

[Bigzax]

let Avery push him in...

[coyotes_geek]

The river is dirty enough as it is.

[Morg1411]

Up the ante.

Make him wear a Borat banana hammock before jumping in.

That was unnecessary. Now it'll take me forever to get that horrifying image out of my mind. :wow

[SpursWoman]

The river is dirty enough as it is.


:tu

[Chris]

Hey Mark! Don't forget your floaties!
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/crackalegs/floaties.jpg

[xellos88330]

Well, if he does jump in if the Spurs win the series, I might have a bit of respect for the man.

[Brutalis]

Hey Mark! Don't forget your floaties!
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/crackalegs/floaties.jpg

I think cement galoshes would work better. ;)

[Thompson]

I guess we should get it ready for him then

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/babbalanja/gator.jpg

:lol Anybody have a few hundred piranhas?

[SA210]

He got mad cuz I called him "Mr. Cuban" on Twitter :lol





I hate when people call me Mr. Cuban. My name is Mark. My dad is Mr. Cuban ! #fb about 2 hours ago (http://twitter.com/mcuban/status/1534831004) from web


:lmao ammo!

[Trimble87]

so the mavs will have 'gone fishin' right around the time that cuban will have 'gone swimmin'. :lol

[BlackSwordsMan]

this fag is losing his sanity

[stéphane]

What's the point of making a dirty river even more dirty?

[NRHector]

The Mavs losing the series is no reason to endanger his health. :lolactually to endanger the riverwalk or the environment with his nasty ass

[Libri]

I guess we should get it ready for him then

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/babbalanja/gator.jpg

That poor alligator is going to get a bad case of diarrhea.

[dirk4mvp]

Looks like he'll be one dry dude.

[zepn]

Screw Cuban and his weak river smack.

I grew up in Dallas (and saw the Spurs before they were the Spurs). I would rather jump in the San Antonio river than the Trinity any day of the week.

[Spursfan092120]

Looks like he'll be one dry dude.
The first Mav fan to step in this thread and say something, and THIS is what you come up with? Really? lol..

[dirk4mvp]

The first Mav fan to step in this thread and say something, and THIS is what you come up with? Really? lol..

brainfart.


Just posted something so the guy with the mullet avatar can follow me and post a picture of brad pitt.


edit : if it wasn't for the fact that he's already done it.

[Spursfan092120]

brainfart.


Just posted something so the guy with the mullet avatar can follow me and post a picture of brad pitt.
lol...gotcha

[JudynTX]

Has he jumped in yet?

[mouse]

It doesn't matter if he jumps in or you push him in he wont get wet, Mark Cuban walks on water!

[Spursfan092120]

What I'd like to see him do

http://www.losthatch.com/images\screen_captures\S2E18_Hurley_Dave_Jump.jpg

[Chris]

What I'd like to see him do

http://www.losthatch.com/images\screen_captures\S2E18_Hurley_Dave_Jump.jpg

Is that the Superfly Jimmy Snuka?

[jn77]

Looks like we will be cleaning trash out of the river early this year.

[xtremesteven33]

Is that the Superfly Jimmy Snuka?




:lol

[Spursfan092120]

Is that the Superfly Jimmy Snuka?
Kinda looks like him on the left..standing on top of the cliff, not the one jumping.

[xtremesteven33]

Kinda looks like him on the left..standing on top of the cliff, not the one jumping.




:rollin

[Spursfan092120]

So we've figured out..it's Superfly Jimmy Snuka pushing Mark Cuban off a cliff...completely believable..

[Bukefal]

well start putting your swim pants on mark

[tsb2000]

Time for someone to stock the riverwalk with piranha. :)

[mardigan]

Time for someone to stock the riverwalk with piranha. :)

I think all the broken glass at the bottom will be suitable enough.

[crc21209]

Oh wow here we go with this idiot again...:lol

[easy7]

Screw Cuban and his weak river smack.

I grew up in Dallas (and saw the Spurs before they were the Spurs). I would rather jump in the San Antonio river than the Trinity any day of the week.

+1, The Trinity river is about 10 times worst.:lol

[SA210]

Call him Mr. Cuban, he hates that. Read my earlier post. Someone should hold signs at the games calling him that. :lol

[ElNono]

We just need to unleash deSoto on him...

[sprrs]

Do the Spurs really need more incentive to win the series? Couldn't hurt I guess.

[dbreiden83080]

I'l be sure to give him a push

Spurs in 6..

[sribb43]

This is all bullshit...this morning Norm Hitzges on the Ticket here in Dallas suggested that Mark should make a bet with SA that if the Mavs lose that he would jump in the Riverwalk. Just some BS that someone came up with, not Mark himself

[Winehole23]

Give the man a cork. He'll know what to do with it.

[spursfan1000]

This would be funny to watch...lol its like a for sure thing then because Spurs winning is a no brainer..:lol

[SouthTexasRancher]

I just heard on the ticket, Mark cuban stated if Mavericks do not win the series againt spurs, he will jump into S.A. Riverwalk River. :lol


Win or Lose I'm going to pick his sorry ass up and throw him off the Commerce street bridge right after I get the elephant at the zoo to take a one ton crap. That should softer Cuban's landing.

BTW, he is supposed to be on the Chris & Jason's 1250 The Zone show Friday afternoon. We'll see if the wimp has the balls to talk to them.

[Strike]

It doesn't matter if he jumps in or you push him in he wont get wet, Mark Cuban walks on water!

Yeah, he does strike me as being a little light in the loafers.

[DMX7]

The Mavs losing the series is no reason to endanger his health. :lol

lol

[Borosai]

Hey Mark! Don't forget your floaties!
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/crackalegs/floaties.jpg

Shit floats.

[Biggems]

brainfart.


Just posted something so the guy with the mullet avatar can follow me and post a picture of brad pitt.


edit : if it wasn't for the fact that he's already done it.

that isnt just any mullet you know

that is the mullet of the Great Schintzius

[Basketballgirl25]

I kind of hope Mark Cuban jumps in the river I hate this man more then anything

[Borosai]

Lost (but also won*) the 2006 championship to the Miami Heat after leading the series 2-0.
Lost in the first round to the 8th seeded Warriors in 2007.
Lost in the first round to the Nutcracker and His Mighty Brigade in 2008.

Will they add "Lost in the first round to the Manu-less Spurs in 2009" to that list? Yeah, he should jump if that happens.

[JudynTX]

Has he jumped in yet?