If the spurs played the lakers at a neutral site with the depth of portland

[Sean Higgins]

do you think we would still win?

[Obstructed_View]

If the Spurs played the Lakers at a neutral site with the depth of Portland, how the fuck would the Milwaukee Bucks win?

[Sean Higgins]

i meant would the spurs win

[Trainwreck2100]

well portland is 173 degrees above sea level. Another place that is that depth is in gambia, so they would play there.

[Sean Higgins]

i meant depth of portlands bench

[Obstructed_View]

i meant depth of portlands bench

With specifically what players? Are they allowed to start? Because if I'm the Spurs and you give me Fernandez, Outlaw and Oden, I'm probably starting all of them, and Frye and Rodriguez are getting a lot of minutes.

This hypothetical isn't going well, Sean...

[Sean Higgins]

you only get 4 players and you ahve to give up 4 players

also, the games take place in december so its cold

[Obstructed_View]

you only get 4 players and you ahve to give up 4 players

also, the games take place in december so its cold

So they're playing in a hole the depth of Portland? Is there a basketball court?

[Sean Higgins]

yes of course, theres a basketball court, also, the lakers dont run out of stamina so its even cause we have the better bench and they dont get tired so it evens out. I think we would win in 8 games(out of a 16 game series)

[Obstructed_View]

yes of course, theres a basketball court, also, the lakers dont run out of stamina so its even cause we have the better bench and they dont get tired so it evens out. I think we would win in 8 games(out of a 16 game series)

So both teams would then combine forces to play in the Finals, since the 16 game format would result in a tie?

[Epic Fail]

i might have to call my big brother for this one, this is too much

[kamikazi_player]

i might have to call my big brother for this one, this is too much
:rollin you have alot of work to do.

[Epic Fail]

jesus, im gonna be up all night

[Sean Higgins]

So both teams would then combine forces to play in the Finals, since the 16 game format would result in a tie?

well it depends cause in my format if your up by more then 3 games its automatacly a win, kinda like mercy rules
so my is like this spurs 8-lakers 3

[Obstructed_View]

well it depends cause in my format if your up by more then 3 games its automatacly a win, kinda like mercy rules
so my is like this spurs 8-lakers 3

So why did they play the extra two games? In your format they would have called it once the Spurs went up 6-3.

[Sean Higgins]

cause of ratings

[Obstructed_View]

If it's about ratings, why are the Spurs invited again?

[Sean Higgins]

cause we get portlands fanbase remember, so everyone is sa plus portland are watching pretty much eequals all of l.a

but the finals are different cause its just the first to 200 points

[Obstructed_View]

cause we get portlands fanbase remember, so everyone is sa plus portland are watching pretty much eequals all of l.a

Portland's metro area plus San Antonio's metro area combined are about a quarter the size of the LA metro area.


but the finals are different cause its just the first to 200 points

Awww...busted.

And that weak shit is how this thread ends.

[Obstructed_View]

Are you lonely??? :lol

Nope. If I were I'd probably be on another team's message board, starting threads crowing about how great my team is.

[ginobili's bald spot]

i might have to call my big brother for this one, this is too much

:lol I literally lol'd.

[BengalDuck]

This is the best thread I've ever read on a basketball forum.

A++++ would read again!