Whoa. Someone took Governor Goodhair seriously.

[Marcus Bryant]

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/State-Dept-Listed-Texas-as-Foreign-Country.html

[RickPerry]

Did you expect anything less? I'm the damn governor!!

[jman3000]

I didn't know whether this was about Perry or Blagoavich.... I guess you couldn't really call what Blago has as good hair, I suppose.

[Winehole23]

I guess you couldn't really call what Blago has as good hair, I suppose.Helmet hair?

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:LGNmzKVXnFZyrM:http://z.about.com/d/usconservatives/1/0/A/5/-/-/blagojevich-scottolson.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://z.about.com/d/usconservatives/1/0/A/5/-/-/blagojevich-scottolson.jpg&imgrefurl=http://usconservatives.about.com/b/2008/12/10/wordless-wednesday-democratic-illinois-gov-rod-blagojevich-attempts-to-sell-senate-seat.htm&usg=__E1XA8bP5V7dRjkTtodqzMWxXRCU=&h=387&w=300&sz=87&hl=en&start=27&um=1&tbnid=LGNmzKVXnFZyrM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=95&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drod%2Bblagojevich%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3D en%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26start%3D20%26um%3D1)

[jman3000]

Texans have always been, for lack of a better word, fiercely nationalistic when it comes to being from Texas. I know I am.

When somebody from out of country asks where I'm from, I say Texas... not necessarily the US.

[Marcus Bryant]

Then again, the official Texas state tourism slogan is "Texas. It's like a whole other country."

link (http://www.traveltex.com/Index.aspx)

Slick Rick moves to strike "like" from it.

[Winehole23]

Adding an "n" to other also fits.

[Nbadan]

....what a dumbass.....

[Nbadan]

How do you hurt an empty suit?


AUSTIN — House members virtually wiped out Gov. Rick Perry’s office budget today, to help veterans and the mentally ill.

With little debate, the House on a voice vote approved erasing 96 percent of the nearly $24 million budget writers had recommended for Perry’s office operation over the next two years.

Some Democrats cast the House’s move as a rebuke of the governor’s recent comments about Texas seceding from the Union.

“That’s the headline: Two days after governor says we ought to secede, House zeroes out the governor's budget,” Appropriations Committee Vice Chairman Richard Raymond, D-Laredo, told reporters....

Dallas News (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/041909dntexhousebudget.e4ed7a0a.html)

[CubanMustGo]

They should kick his ass out of that $10K/month mansion the state is renting for him, too.