Houston @ Portland game 1

[Banzai]

Should be a fun series to watch.

[Darthkiller]

lol@ cowbells

[Banzai]

Yao is doing good so far.

[The Franchise]

The boys are coming out focused.

[kamikazi_player]

Yao dominating so far

[Bob Lanier]

So much for Godzilla being able to guard Yao.

[Kai]

Just wait until they start to front Yao. Then the real game starts.

[The Franchise]

Dinoboy is showing up to fucking early.

[iggypop123]

looks like its Dr. House's favorite announcer

[The Franchise]

WTF is Battier doing?

[Bob Lanier]

:lol at these stupid Rocket guards.

[iggypop123]

batum is way to skinny for artest

[kamikazi_player]

Whos the girl that's announcing this game?

[Banzai]

Yao ming 7-7 wow

[SpursDynasty]

Wow, Portland is underachieving for opening the playoffs at home. No surprises, Portland is a BS team and is down 10 already in the 1st.

[The Franchise]

Scola!!!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Whos the girl that's announcing this game?

doris burke

[The Franchise]

Dinoboy!!!

[DeadlyDynasty]

wow...really impressed with Houston thus far

[Banzai]

Houston is taking care of the ball.

[The Franchise]

Damn the Blazers are shooting 80% and are down by 10? :wow

[Kai]

We got to eliminate the high percentage shots that we're allowing, especially that damn Brandon Roy.

[Banzai]

Wish the Lakers would go into the Rose Garden and do what Houston is doing lol..

[Bob Lanier]

Wow - this ESPN team sounds like actual professionals. Imagine that.

[The Franchise]

Wish the Lakers would go into the Rose Garden and do what Houston is doing lol..

For some reason we aren't scared of them.

[Kai]

The good thing about this matchup is the fact that both teams have very productive benches.

[sook]

16 points in the 1st lmfao

[Bob Lanier]

Shane Battier is absolutely killing the Blazers offense by ignoring Batum. They're going to have to put Fernandez in or something to account for that.

[j.dizzle]

haha damn Yao is makin Pryzbilla his personal beeee-ach. & These anouncers are garbage. No offense if theres any girls in this forum but nobody wants to hear a woman announce an NBA game

[Banzai]

Houston making 10 consecutive shots.

[DeadlyDynasty]

haha damn Yao is makin Pryzbilla his personal beeee-ach. & These anouncers are garbage. No offense if theres any girls in this forum but nobody wants to hear a woman announce an NBA game

hate to admit, but yeah...

[Bob Lanier]

nobody wants to hear a woman announce an NBA gameWhy not? Never mind, I don't particularly want to explore your diseased mind. Added to Ignore list.

[sook]

whos older...Deke or Oden? I cant even tell :lol

[The Franchise]

If Yao swung his elbows like Dikembe nobody would dare come in swatting at the ball.

[Banzai]

damn Houston came to play.

[Roxsfan]

Where is Jamal Mashburn's Dominant TailGayzer team:rolleyes:sleep:lmao

[sook]

lets keep this intensity up...

[The Franchise]

damn Houston came to play.

The first three quarters we play great. I'd like to see this more in the fourth.

[j.dizzle]

Why not? Never mind, I don't particularly want to explore your diseased mind. Added to Ignore list.

Cuz it sounds weak. Her voice makes it feel like im watching a freakin golf tournament or gymnastics. Its way too dull

[Kamnik]

haha damn Yao is makin Pryzbilla his personal beeee-ach. & These anouncers are garbage. No offense if theres any girls in this forum but nobody wants to hear a woman announce an NBA game

wtf!?

she sounds good, knows what she is talking about and doesnt scream nonsence like some reporters





GO ROCKETS!

[The Franchise]

I wish Lowry was our starter.

[sook]

Hey guys whats the difference between the rockets and a dollar? You can get 4 qrtr out of one of them :lol

[Banzai]

the lady announcer sounds familiar..like that woman who is a commentator for tennis matches.

[Kamnik]

i LOVE to watch Mutombo play!

[The Franchise]

Portland seems to be nutting up.

[sook]

mutumbo!

[Kai]

I wish Lowry was our starter.

You and everyone else. I wonder if It has anything to do with not wanting to hurt Brooks' confidence. I hope he is starting next year.

[The Franchise]

Landry needs to wake the fuck up.

[sook]

damn it comeon Landry...he hasn't been the same since getting shot!

[kamikazi_player]

She sounds somewhat like Cheryl Miller

[Kai]

Landry needs to wake the fuck up.

He's probably too excited.

[Kamnik]

damn it comeon Landry...he hasn't been the same since getting shot!

I had to laugh when reading this...

[sook]

Doris Burke is horrible to listen too....but she just complimented us so i wont say much further

[The Franchise]

He's probably too excited.

He's playing like he isn't paying attention.

[Banzai]

Houston needs to stay hot with their shooting.

[quickerblade]

blazers getting rolled

[sook]

Does Greg Oden know how to play without fouling?

[The Franchise]

Sit Landry down!!!

[sook]

Comeone Landry you won game 3 for us last year!

[The Franchise]

Wafer should have gone through Olden.

[The Franchise]

Bullshit foul!!!!

[sook]

WTF stop FALLING DOWN YAO YOUR A CENTER.

Does the Coaching staff not tell him this shit?

[mystargtr34]

Im surprised there isnt more Laker fans in here rooting for the Rockets.

[Banzai]

Rockets can't relax...Portland can get hot.

[sook]

Fernandez you flopping shit

[Banzai]

lots of offensive fouls lol

[The Franchise]

Wafer is tripping a little.

[kamikazi_player]

I hope Houston wins this series, they deserve it by playing without mcgrady for like half of the season.

[kamikazi_player]

and to prove that idiot Jamal Mashburn wrong

[sook]

Who the fuck listens to Jamal Mashburn? Fuck him.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Billy Mays...now everyone listens to him

[The Franchise]

and to prove that idiot Jamal Mashburn wrong

That doesn't take much. :lol

[Banzai]

the commissioner is in the building..

[sook]

See whjat I mean Pryzvilla flopping all over the place

[redzero]

lol Fail Blazers They have been exposed.

[sook]

Wow at portland fans, best fans in the NBA by far

[Banzai]

Portland has no answer for Yao.

[iggypop123]

nice way to get out of that one comish. we all know what you want and you are getting it.

[sook]

lmfao i know he admitted it...we all know this league is fixed

[Banzai]

nice way to get out of that one comish. we all know what you want and you are getting it.

:lol

[j.dizzle]

If Yao doesnt average 35 ppg in this series then something is wrong. NOBODY on portland can do anything to stop him. The only problem is that Yao usually gets tired in the 4th quarter.

[iggypop123]

how is alridge being outplayed by scola?

[sook]

Yao Ming hahahahhahahahahaha

[DeadlyDynasty]

yao killing them

[Banzai]

Yao is unstoppanble...34 first half pts?

[dirk4mvp]

Damn Yao :wow

Not talking shit but I hope he doesn't dissapear in the 2nd half.

[DeadlyDynasty]

cue circus music

[sook]

Hahahahahah I;m laughing so hartd at that screwed up posession

[mavs>spurs2]

What is going on here? I'm just tuning in..

[Banzai]

Fuck lol...

[kamikazi_player]

17 point lead? wow, home teams not doing so well in the playoffs today.

[lurker]

Down goes Roy.

[lefty]

Ouch Roy

[peskypesky]

concussion

[iggypop123]

wow that didnt look so bad. what is wrong?

[Banzai]

roy injured..wow this game is intense.

[DeadlyDynasty]

What is going on here? I'm just tuning in..

Blazers getting worked

[redzero]

I will never forget this. After all the trash talk and bragging, the Fail Blazers are getting dominated by Yao Ming.

[peskypesky]

and people thought Portland was anything to worry about.... lol

[iggypop123]

correction 24 points in the half

[DeadlyDynasty]

Roy with a ghost-concussion like blake griffin

[Banzai]

Yao Ming>Blazers

[peskypesky]

I will never forget this. After all the trash talk and bragging, the Fail Blazers are getting dominated by Yao Ming.

i've said all season long, the Blazers will fold in the playoffs.

[sook]

Aaron Brooks is awesome...


This won't last , we give up leads so lets get a nice comfort zone

[iggypop123]

blazers need to run and gun to get yao tired otherwise they are screwed

[Indazone]

Rockets just hitting the shots they are supposed to hit.

[The Franchise]

Landry is worthless right now.

[mavs>spurs2]

Blazers getting worked

I mean like, what's going wrong for them? I need the full breakdown :lol

[benefactor]

lol Blazers.

[The Franchise]

I be tlong is at the game crying like a bitch.

[sook]

I mean like, what's going wrong for them? I need the full breakdown :lol

Yao Ming is shooting 100% with 25 points in the half, the can't guard Brooks and we paly really good defense

[Indazone]

Aaron brooks! Holy crap!

[DeadlyDynasty]

I mean like, what's going wrong for them? I need the full breakdown :lol

Yao Ming is destroying them. Only Brandon Roy is doing anything for portland

[The Franchise]

Aaron Brooks at the buzzer!!!

[DeadlyDynasty]

wow...brooks

[iggypop123]

wow that lady right there had some tig ol biddies

[Banzai]

http://chroniclesofjared.com/wp-content/images/Yao.gif

[kamikazi_player]

lol, he's playing like my yao in NBA 2k9

[Banzai]

Portland getting owned.

[Indazone]

Rick Adleman finally playing Deke and letting Yao rest. Where was this tactic in the Dallas game? Shoulda been doing this all year. Deke 10 min a game to rest Yao.

[j.dizzle]

i dont usually give houston props but they just pretty much played a flawless half. Im very impressed houston fans. Just play physical with Portland & they fold.

[DeadlyDynasty]

http://chroniclesofjared.com/wp-content/images/Yao.gif

:lmao

[Bob Lanier]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2e3r5ty.gif

[iggypop123]

lol, he's playing like my yao in NBA 2k9

not really he should have 40 by now. and all layups if it was like that game

[Double-Up]

wow that lady right there had some tig ol biddies

In the white top? Yep.

[SpursDynasty]

Wow, I know this is Portland's first playoffs, but to be down 18 at the half at home? Looks like homecourt advantage is being wasted. At least play like you care.

Props to Yao Ming. It's about time that Houston chooses to run their offense through Yao and not let some scrubs like Ron Artest, Aaron Brooks or Shane Battier lead the scoring. 9-for-9 from the floor, 24 points...this type of playoff game for Yao is 6 years late, but finally playing like a 7'6" center should play. Yao needs to take advantage of this soft Portland team. He can average 50 a game in this series if he wants.

Haha Portland.

[mavs>spurs2]

Yao Ming is shooting 100% with 25 points in the half, the can't guard Brooks and we paly really good defense

Is Oden playing? If so, :wow. He's getting dominated. Sup T-schlong

[Bob Lanier]

Oden pretty much only played against Mutombo, and he was outplayed.

[sook]

Uh Oh...front coming up...lets pray for not breaking down in the 2nd half!

[mystargtr34]

Impressed with Houston so far. I picked Portland to win comfortably - i guess you guys really do match up well.

Still early though. Gotta get Yao 20 shots.

[sook]

Fuck portland please don't front! If they do we need to play 3 TIMES as good as we did to keep this lead

[Kai]

I have a feeling we'll see Aldridge on Yao a lot in the second half...

[Indazone]

No jinxing Sook

[wireonfire]

Rick Adleman finally playing Deke and letting Yao rest. Where was this tactic in the Dallas game? Shoulda been doing this all year. Deke 10 min a game to rest Yao.

That was because Oden would be too much for anyone else on the Rockets.

[Roxsfan]

Where is Tshlong-thong?

I usually talk trash on the defense rather than on the offense (initiating). With that said, my sig pic and my TailGayzer comments were all in response to t-shlong. Where are those so called experts who IGNORED that HOU basically swept Portland in the regular season minus a fluke 3pt funnyshotclock-shot by Brandy. :bang


Oh, T-shlong, where are you:lmao

[redzero]

The Rockets and the Mavericks win both beat teams I despise? It must be my birthday.

[Kai]

Just keep feeding Yao, and attack the basket with the guards and this will be an easy wins. The refs are letting the Blazers mug the Rockets but Houston is playing tough.

Who is that sexy fatass in your sig?

[Banzai]

almost went in for Shane B.

[sook]

22 point lead...

[Indazone]

This game is awesome!

[DeadlyDynasty]

24-pt lead...ouch

[sook]

24..

[Banzai]

Yao blocked the shit out of B. Roy.

[sook]

Brooks...

[The Franchise]

Aaron making Aldridge look slow.

[iggypop123]

looks like home cooking trying to get blazers back

[Ice009]

Great game Rockets. I really like your team although I am not supposed to cause that series back in the day hurt.

I like the makeup of this Rockets team without McGrady. I also have a soft spot for any team with a gutsy Argentinian player.

[himat]

And I thought we got our ass beat the worst in Game 1....

[The Franchise]

Smart play Battier.

[sook]

Battier being aggresive...like it

[sook]

nmoving screen on Oden...doesn't get worse than that comeon..

[DeadlyDynasty]

Oden has 3 fouls? I didn't realize he got in the game yet

[Indazone]

31 pt lead..whoo hooo

[Banzai]

Sweep perhaps?

[Indazone]

I think just keep throwing the ball to Yao. I think Przybilla and Oden both foul out.

[Ice009]

Rockets fucking playing a GREAT GAME. lol it might have been better for the Spurs to tank and get the Blazers in game 1.

[sook]

they just look confused out there...one of the drawbacks of such a young team...Aaron Brooks his rookie year couldn't even get the ball up the court without a TO...experience is key...and the rockets have a lot in the 1st round :lol

[Indazone]

Yao brought his A game tonight

[sook]

Artest why,.,..

[sook]

Whey the fuck isn't Yao posting up?

[The Franchise]

Please don't start the Dinoboy shit.

[sook]

Bullshit wow roy flopped and did tha ton purpose!

[Indazone]

Flop...dammit

[Banzai]

wow lol.

[Indazone]

Whey the fuck isn't Yao posting up?

They are fronting him so he's starting from the high post.

[iggypop123]

wow they shouldnt reward a flop like that . its a the playoffs.

[sook]

wtf was that? Now Yao has to be benched that wasn't an offensive fould!

[j.dizzle]

Stern told the refs to call a few fouls on yao probably. Blowouts are not good for ratings haha

[YellowFever]

No..seriously, the color commentary chick sounds like Bart Simpson when she chuckles.

[Indazone]

That's true..meh, if Yao fouls out it's ok. We'll get Deke and we can protect this lead with Deke.

[The Franchise]

wow they shouldnt reward a flop like that . its a the playoffs.

Don't worry the defense only gets stiffer with Deke in there.

[Banzai]

Stern in the arena...strange things happen.

[DeadlyDynasty]

if this is within 12 going into the 4th it could be interesting

[redzero]

And this team was going to challenge the Lakers? lulz

[sook]

^ It will be if the reffs keep shifting the momentum like that..

[21_Blessings]

Portland fucking sucks

[Banzai]

^ It will be if the reffs keep shifting the momentum like that.. truth...refs bullshitting tonight also.

[sook]

Not too confident anymore...they did the same thing in dallas 4 fouls on Yao in4 minutees

[Bob Lanier]

They are fronting him so he's starting from the high post.
If they're fronting him, run a strong-side triangle.

This "fronting" business is just a disguise for the fact that the Rockets guards are chuckers who hate to give up the ball.

And now Yao's gone for the next 8 minutes after not receiving one touch in the quarter.

[Indazone]

Aaron Brooks with an OLD STEVIE FRANCHISE PLAY!!! DRIBBLE DRIBBLE LOSE THE BALL

[Bob Lanier]

And this team was going to challenge the Lakers? lulz
Matchups, slow one.

The Lakers are a jumpshooting team whose big men are soft and can be pushed out of their comfort zone by bigger, stronger men like Przybilla and Oden. The Rockets, quite the opposite.

[j.dizzle]

No..seriously, the color commentary chick sounds like Bart Simpson when she chuckles.

:lol She'd dull as hell huh..Ive watched regular season Clipper games with more animated announcers. These 2 are boring

[sook]

damn it

[sook]

see tis bullshit? They rewared a flop and it shifts the whole momentum fucking idiots

[Bob Lanier]

Brooks is a black hole, even worse than Artest.

[Bob Lanier]

Brooks just dribbled away two fucking possessions in a row.

[sook]

wow Ron helping the team?

[YellowFever]

The over-the-hill, washed up center is out hustling the center of the future. :lol

[sook]

Scola!

[The Franchise]

Scola!!!

[Indazone]

Deke is amazing

[DeadlyDynasty]

The over-the-hill, washed up center is out hustling the center of the future. :lol

They're both over the hill:lol

[Ice009]

Scola powered!!!!!!!!!!!

[sook]

Brooks is a black hole, even worse than Artest.

LOL No, this is the reason we are winning, outside of Yao Brooks is a huge mismatch, blake is slow

[Indazone]

Rockets are the worst matchup for the Blazers

[sook]

Oden traveled WTF@!!!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Oden traveled WTF@!!!

big time

[ginobili's bald spot]

They're both over the hill:lol

Yea They look the same age to me. Except Oden gets hurt more.

[The Franchise]

Why the fuck do we abandon our offense when we get a lead? Give Scola the ball in the post!!!

[sook]

28 point lead...

[Bob Lanier]

Mutombo can still outjump Oden.

[Indazone]

Oden will not make it through the playoffs without being hurt.

[j.dizzle]

mutumboooooo

[The Franchise]

Aaron Brooks needs a break.

[sook]

Brooks ahahhahahahaha

[Banzai]

buh buh buh brooks.

[Bob Lanier]

Mutombo!:nope

[Indazone]

Rockets are playing outta their minds! Awesome game for the Rockets

[YellowFever]

sook...dude..you're having way too much fun....lol.:toast

[DeadlyDynasty]

This is like watching the opening scene in Robocop when Murphy gets blown apart in the steel mill

[sook]

No i just can't stop laughing at this team, they playing like chicken shit vs dallas and i was dissapointed, i take this team seriously. I'm just trying to decide whether they are screwing with me and pulling for the usual 1st exit

[The Franchise]

Mutombo!:nope

Behind only Hakeem for blocked shots in NBA history, and people still have the nerve to try him. :nope

[Amaso]

:lol where are all the blazer fans?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Mutombo!:nope

:lol call that the deke smilie

[j.dizzle]

I dont know about you guys but seeing how silent the rose garden is.......priceless haha

[sook]

Where is Tlong? Lmfao

[YellowFever]

No worries....
T-Mac is not on the team...they have a decent shot at the 2nd round.

[Banzai]

:nope:nope:nope

[Indazone]

Where is Tschlong by the way?

[The Franchise]

I dont know about you guys but seeing how silent the rose garden is.......priceless haha

They're starting to realize they waisted their money on playoff tickets. :lol

[sook]

30 point lead...br0oks!!!

[Banzai]

another 3333333333

[redzero]

I will not let this go. The Blazers are getting curbstomped on their own court, in front of thousands of eager fans? This is truly where amazing happens.

[TheMACHINE]

props to the blazers fans with thier DEFENSE chants when down 30. Also cheering like they just won the ring when Oden dunks. lol

[The Franchise]

scola!!

[Banzai]

scola blocked that shit.

[Indazone]

dAMn BROOKS!

[sook]

Brooks omg hahahaha

[Indazone]

Oden is starting to take it to Deke

[Banzai]

brooks with another 3..shesh lol.

[Bob Lanier]

That was a hook by Oden.

[Banzai]

Is oden traveling?

[sook]

lol brooks is using the blazers as shooting practice way to go :)

[j.dizzle]

hahaha the only way Oden can score is if hes being guarded by a 40 year old. After a few nice scores, Blazer fans will probably think hes the next Kareem

[sook]

Is oden traveling?

Everytime he tries to post up deke he is jumping and shuffling his feet...they haven't called it once

[sook]

Rockets bigs shooting 100%

[Banzai]

Everytime he tries to post up deke he is jumping and shuffling his feet...they haven't called it once

thats what I thought...his feet do seem to shuffle every time.

[GuerillaBlack]

Time for James White. :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

Portland better take Game 2...if not, break out the brooms!

[sook]

another 3!!!

[AI-square]

I know the Blazers are getting whipped on their front court but the refs should still call it fair and square.

Not that the NBA has a habit of calling travels anyway.

[Banzai]

another 3...wow lol

[Indazone]

I love this game!!

[YellowFever]

wtf are the crowd chanting?

something.....sucks?

[iggypop123]

what are they chanting?

[DeadlyDynasty]

what are the fans chanting?

[YellowFever]

I think houston sucks..

[j.dizzle]

god damn AB is rainin 3's like theres no tomorrow haha

[Bob Lanier]

Are the Rose Garden crowd shouting "defense sucks"?

[DeadlyDynasty]

they should be chanting "we suck" or "we want refund."