Cuban punches Water Cooler

[raspsa]

Parker’s 38 helps Spurs even series
By PAUL J. WEBER, Associated Press Writer

SAN ANTONIO (AP)—Tony Parker had 38 points and eight assists to help the San Antonio Spurs beat the Dallas Mavericks 105-84 on Monday night in Game 2 of their first-round playoff series.

Dallas was trying to send the Spurs to consecutive home playoff losses for the first time since 2002, but couldn’t contain San Antonio’s speedy point guard. Parker had 27 points in the first half.

Jason Terry finished with 16 points for Dallas, which suffered one of the worst losses in the playoff rivalry.

Game 3 is Thursday in Dallas.

The Mavericks beat the Spurs 105-97 on Saturday night for their first road playoff victory in three years. But it was hardly rare territory for San Antonio: The Spurs have come back to win four series after losing Game 1 since 2002.

They put together a convincing response in the second game and the frustration for Dallas could be seen all the way down its bench. Mavs owner Mark Cuban punched a water cooler as San Antonio pulled away in the fourth.

The Mavericks haven’t won a playoff series since 2006. Winning the opener was a start, but they’ll have to figure out another way to stop Parker in Game 3.

Parker finished 16-of-22 from the field. He had 19 points in the first quarter alone, equaling the Mavericks’ total.
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The water cooler and the exercise bike are reported to be petitioning the court for a restraining order against the Mavs team and owner.:lol

[ducks]

how stupid
who cares what he is
he acts like he is 2

[ducks]

If I had 100's of millions in a team, a water cooler is the least I'd punch in a game like that.

should have punched terry for his flagrant foul
be he will cry about that and get fined

[Shank]

Neat.

[onarollbaby]

He knows he can get away with it, the poor thing can't fight back

[Solid D]

He didn't punch it hard enough to cause it to spill. He pulled his punch. It was a non-item, actually, but he was caught on camera during something more important that was going on:

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/artist/c/clinic/canon/501032_426x104.jpg

A Clinic

[underdawg]

Neat.

wasn't neat at all - kind of sloppy

[Dex]

WTF does Dallas have against sporting goods equipment?

Somebody better put Academy on watch.

[cornbread]

Roid rage.

[dbreiden83080]

He should start dumping that water in the River-walk to make sure it is nice and clean, since he'll soon be jumping in it..

[Mugen]

at least he didnt try to dance with it

[SouthTexasRancher]

Idiot Cuban is just that...a full, fledged IDIOT...!!! I'm going to throw his sorry ass in the river after Game 5.

[polandprzem]

He knows he can get away with it, the poor thing can't fight back

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2:30

[gameFACE]

What he didn't know was that the water cooler had SA River water in it. Splash!

[Spursfan092120]

He looked pale as shit during the game.

[ElNono]

What was up with the eyeliner? Is that 'in' these days?

[Avitus1]

Animated gif please!

[MannyIsGod]

I guess the excersise bike was too far away?

[BUMP]

Sporting equipment continues to own the Dallas Mavericks

[SA210]

Sporting equipment continues to own the Dallas Mavericks



:lmao

gif please...

[Spursfan092120]

Sporting equipment continues to own the Dallas Mavericks
LOL..wow..that was probably the funniest thing I've heard on here in weeks. :lmao:lmao. At least you have a good sense of humor about it. Kudos, Bump.

[Spursfan092120]

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2:30
One of my favorite movies of all time. Awesome.

[Indazone]

Damn, first it was the bicycle abuse and now it's water cooler throwdown. When will all the violence end! :lmao

[tp2021]

Don't post AP stories, ST could get into trouble.

[porscha]

Cuban will have a lots of Water Cooler to punch:lol:lol

[Spursfan092120]

http://www.watercoolergames.org/images/entries/dannon.jpg

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

They put together a convincing response in the second game and the frustration for Dallas could be seen all the way down its bench. Mavs owner Mark Cuban punched a water cooler as San Antonio pulled away in the fourth.


It sounds worse on paper than it was...

I'm a Mark Cuban hater, but on t.v. it wasn't a Dirk - Bicycle type thing...it was pretty mild reaction to a Three Ball, on the camera.

[spursfan1000]

Why does he go on his little temper tantrumes, you don't see Spurs owner doing shit like that.

[AussieFanKurt]

i hope theres a video of this floating around, i couldnt find on youtube

[fyatuk]

He looked pale as shit during the game.


What was up with the eyeliner? Is that 'in' these days?

I was thinking the same thing as both of these. I was trying to decide if he was sick and trying to cover it up, of if he just put too much makeup on to be pretty for the camera.

His face looked much paler than his neck.

[angel_luv]

WTF does Dallas have against sporting goods equipment?

Somebody better put Academy on watch.

:lol

[Crookshanks]

Parker finished 16-of-22 from the field. He had 19 points in the first quarter alone, equaling the Mavericks’ total.

Now that's hilarious! :lmao

[Flux451]

He looked pale as shit during the game.

His makeup artist didn't match the right tones to compliment his pigment on tv.

Maybe he should of punched his make up artist.

[hater]

true Cuban looked like Bela Lugosi out ther

[Findog]

Neat.

Good thread.

[spurs_50_21]

it would have been great if his wrist snaped

[sammy]

Bike took off! Not taking this shit again and left the water cooler to take the abuse! LMAO! :rollin:rollin:rollin

[Marcus Bryant]

Cubes was pissed because a victory would have enabled him to enjoy some post game celebratory groping of his players.

[it's me]

Parker’s 38 helps Spurs even series
By PAUL J. WEBER, Associated Press Writer

SAN ANTONIO (AP)—Tony Parker had 38 points and eight assists to help the San Antonio Spurs beat the Dallas Mavericks 105-84 on Monday night in Game 2 of their first-round playoff series.

Dallas was trying to send the Spurs to consecutive home playoff losses for the first time since 2002, but couldn’t contain San Antonio’s speedy point guard. Parker had 27 points in the first half.

Jason Terry finished with 16 points for Dallas, which suffered one of the worst losses in the playoff rivalry.

Game 3 is Thursday in Dallas.

The Mavericks beat the Spurs 105-97 on Saturday night for their first road playoff victory in three years. But it was hardly rare territory for San Antonio: The Spurs have come back to win four series after losing Game 1 since 2002.

They put together a convincing response in the second game and the frustration for Dallas could be seen all the way down its bench. Mavs owner Mark Cuban punched a water cooler as San Antonio pulled away in the fourth.

The Mavericks haven’t won a playoff series since 2006. Winning the opener was a start, but they’ll have to figure out another way to stop Parker in Game 3.

Parker finished 16-of-22 from the field. He had 19 points in the first quarter alone, equaling the Mavericks’ total.
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The water cooler and the exercise bike are reported to be petitioning the court for a restraining order against the Mavs team and owner.:lol

What? You serious? did he actually punch Dirk? Crap…I missed it.

[seth210]

He looked pale as shit during the game.
it looked like he was wearing make up to me...

[LEONARD]

Cubes is the man...and a total badass too.

[G-Nob]

Cubes is the man...and a total badass too.

:dizzy

[Water Cooler]

I was just stopping by to let everybody know that I will be suing.
Fortunately, the damage was minor, but the psychological damage will stay with me for a while.

Who does Mark think we are? We Water Coolers have rights too.

Have a fresh day.

[LEONARD]

:dizzy

He could kick your ass :ihit

he played rugby too.

[Marcus Bryant]

When the alternative was Perot fils, one can understand why Mav Fan embraces Cuban as much as Cuban likes to grope the sweaty hired help.

[Libri]

I was just stopping by to let everybody know that I will be suing.
Fortunately, the damage was minor, but the psychological damage will stay with me for a while.

Who does Mark think we are? We Water Coolers have rights too.

Have a fresh day.

You might want to look into a water cooler support group.

[lurker]

The Dallas Mavericks, where half-assed beating up of helpless, inanimate objects happens.

http://i43.tinypic.com/2nv6zv5.gif

[Water Cooler]

You might want to look into a water cooler support group.


Certainly. I still have nightmares with an image of Mark wearing eye liner.
Haven't seen that since working a Prince party.

[SenorSpur]

Cuban's rage probably stems from his overuse of "Just For Men" hair coloring product that is probably seeping into his brain.

[LEONARD]

http://i43.tinypic.com/2nv6zv5.gif

Bad son of a bitch...

[BillMc]

It looks like war....:)

[Dex]

The Dallas Mavericks, where half-assed beating up of helpless, inanimate objects happens.

http://i43.tinypic.com/2nv6zv5.gif


:lol

I like how he actually blocks with the off arm like the cooler is going to swing back.

[Flux451]

The Dallas Mavericks, where half-assed beating up of helpless, inanimate objects happens.

http://i43.tinypic.com/2nv6zv5.gif

if you are gonna hit it at least take it out!

[Flux451]

:lol

I like how he actually blocks with the off arm like the cooler is going to swing back.

he was actually holding back the rest of his bionic arm powers, otherwise Damp would had cooler gatorade guts all over his dome.

[in2deep]

he punches like a mavfan

[lurker]

That water cooler is a mean-looking motherfucker. Cuban doesn't know what he started.

http://i39.tinypic.com/23msz75.jpg

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Now that I see the picture I understand why Cuban took a swing: he was jealous because the cooler has a bigger dick.

[LEONARD]

he punches like a mavfan

Where do you want to meet bitch?? :ihit:ihit:ihit

[z0sa]

Now that I see the picture I understand why Cuban took a swing: he was jealous because the cooler has a bigger dick.

:lol g1

[Obstructed_View]

:lol

I like how he actually blocks with the off arm like the cooler is going to swing back.

Gotta keep that left up!

[SA210]

:lol @ this thread

[lefty]

Cuban vs water cooler or Dirk vs exercise bike WOULD BE EPIC!!!!!

How about this: a tag team fight with Cuban and Dirk VS water cooler and exercise bike


The Dallas Mavericks, where half-assed beating up of helpless, inanimate objects happens.

http://i43.tinypic.com/2nv6zv5.gif

That sums up Dampier vs Bonner in game 1

[LEONARD]

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2235/156/57/1239202927/n1239202927_362540_9775.jpg

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2394/48/57/502351381/n502351381_1389654_6323645.jpg

http://photos-d.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v250/244/80/801067445/n801067445_454307_6925.jpg

[lefty]

Dirk, Nash and Cuban after winning a basketball game

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2394/48/57/502351381/n502351381_1389654_6323645.jpg

[Bukefal]

That water cooler is a mean-looking motherfucker. Cuban doesn't know what he started.

http://i39.tinypic.com/23msz75.jpg
:lmao

[BUMP]

look at Dampiers eyes in that .gif. kinda funny for some reason :lol