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DeadlyDynasty
04-21-2009, 09:50 AM
All-time head-to-head records vs the other 7 West playoff teams:

Lakers: 28-93:rollin
Spurs: 58-82
Blazers: 54-67
Rockets: 64-76
Jazz: 53-84
(New Orleans) Hornets: 19-5 (11-5 vs. Chris Paul and 0-1 in playoff series)
Denver Nuggets: 72-65 (winning record, but they swept you this year)


of the Eastern playoff teams, you have winning records against:
Bulls: 29-28 (barely)
Miami Heat 25-20 (but I think we all know which team has the bragging rights)

:tu

Now kindly STFU w/ your shit-talking:nope

lefty
04-21-2009, 09:55 AM
Rofl

stretch
04-21-2009, 09:55 AM
LMAO celtics all-time ownage of lakers

Yao明
04-21-2009, 09:56 AM
yes the mavs suck and the spurs suck ,too

stretch
04-21-2009, 09:57 AM
there has been no team in sports history that has been forced to suck the dicks of their opponent, more than the Lakers have had to get on their knees and suck the Celtics dicks.

BUMP
04-21-2009, 09:58 AM
Join Date

2-7-2009

Blake
04-21-2009, 10:02 AM
more than the Lakers have had to get on their knees and suck the Celtics dicks.

they had to get lower than that. Leprechauns are short.

DeadlyDynasty
04-21-2009, 10:04 AM
there has been no team in sports history that has been forced to suck the dicks of their opponent, more than the Lakers have had to get on their knees and suck the Celtics dicks.

if that's the case then Dallas is hummin' the circle

stretch
04-21-2009, 11:00 AM
they had to get lower than that. Leprechauns are short.

:lol

blake actually said something remotely funny. props. :toast

ps.

lol tech

lol blake

lol harrell

lol 4>0

Spursmania
04-21-2009, 11:02 AM
:rollin

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2009, 09:04 AM
bump

jacobdrj
04-28-2009, 09:06 AM
Rick Carlisle has a tradition of making loosing teams a whole lot better...

And my god, what that man did with the post Artest carnage... dragged that team into the playoffs by the skin of his teeth with a D-League roster...

He is so much fun to watch.

TheProfessor
04-28-2009, 09:26 AM
Rick Carlisle has a tradition of making loosing teams a whole lot better...

And my god, what that man did with the post Artest carnage... dragged that team into the playoffs by the skin of his teeth with a D-League roster...

He is so much fun to watch.
I've been very impressed with Carlisle this series. Pop may be erratic, but he's still a Hall of Fame coach. Carlisle has seemingly been one step ahead throughout.

jacobdrj
04-28-2009, 09:34 AM
Pop has always confounded me. One second, he will look brilliant, the next, he looks like Jerry Slone part deux... I have a hard time classifying him because of it. Carlise has done magical jobs in Detroit and Indiana. He is one of only 2 guys who see a problem and correct it before it becomes fatal. He isn't without flaws, he can hold a grudge, and he is as bad as just about anyone at developing young talent, but he is better than 95% of coaches out there...
Probably would have won the title in 05 too, if it wasn't for the brawl...

stretch
04-28-2009, 09:37 AM
Carlisle is a good coach. Better than a lot of people give him credit for.

But yeah, if there has been one thing this season that has really irritated me about him, is that he doesn't seem to develop younger guys well. But he's still light years ahead of Avery in that department. Carlisle is also quite good at making adjustments, something Avery didn't do well at times either.

One thing about Avery though, is that he seemed to know how to prepare his team well mentally for games... until he got too obnoxious and was being tuned out. He will learn though, and will be a very good coach one day.

Rogue
04-28-2009, 09:37 AM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s217/phucvo456/dog_shit.jpg

jacobdrj
04-28-2009, 09:41 AM
I like Avery a LOT. His problem seemed to stem from that poor 1st round decision. He lost his players at that point.
But Avery was very good at player rotation. And boy did he get that team to play D... for the 1st time in the Mark Cuban era... Credit where credit is due...

dirk4mvp
04-28-2009, 12:26 PM
:cry :cry

Caltex2
04-28-2009, 12:43 PM
How are they 19-5 against the Hornets? What's their real record?

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2009, 11:24 PM
bump

dirk4mvp
04-28-2009, 11:25 PM
:cry

You're getting owned in every other thread you post in. At leas you have this haven :toast

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2009, 11:51 PM
:cry

You're getting owned in every other thread you post in. At leas you have this haven :toast

really, show me those posts that "owned" me. Or are you just talking out of your ass again? I think we all know the answer to that question.

dirk4mvp
04-28-2009, 11:53 PM
lol minilakaluva

BUMP
04-28-2009, 11:54 PM
this guys getting owned over and over so bad you'd think SimonHymen was in here

IronMexican
04-28-2009, 11:56 PM
this guys getting owned over and over so bad you'd think SimonHymen was in here

What happened to that fag?

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2009, 11:57 PM
lol minilakaluva

and this is what you consider smack? C'mon man, you're better than that. You were alright before Dallas started looking like a quasi-competent basketball team these last couple weeks. Now you just act immature after each win. It's the sign of a fan who isn't used to winning and has no idea how to handle it. Give it time, one day your boys might be at the top of the mountain (i'm sure we'll all be dead by then):toast

BUMP
04-29-2009, 12:01 AM
and this is what you consider smack? C'mon man, you're better than that. You were alright before Dallas started looking like a quasi-competent basketball team these last couple weeks. Now you just act immature after each win. It's the sign of a fan who isn't used to winning and has no idea how to handle it. Give it time, one day your boys might be at the top of the mountain (i'm sure we'll all be dead by then):toast

or just hiding, waiting for another Pau Gasol "trade"

lol join date

DeadlyDynasty
04-29-2009, 12:02 AM
this guys getting owned over and over so bad you'd think SimonHymen was in here

Mavs fans get owned every time they try and talk smack with Laker fans...seriously, it's like fishing with fuckin dynamite. 14 rings>0 rings.
We're better than you in the past, present, and most assuredly the future as well.

FXEq19VK2pk

BUMP
04-29-2009, 12:04 AM
FXEq19VK2pk

:lol how'd that season go for LA fans?

guess who went further in the playoffs

Findog
04-29-2009, 12:05 AM
:cry :cry

Who poured acid in this girlie's coochie?

DeadlyDynasty
04-29-2009, 12:05 AM
or just hiding, waiting for another Pau Gasol "trade"

lol join date

so joining an internet forum a couple years before I did validates your existence? :rollin ahh, bless your little heart. What's your address, cause I wanna send you a hooker...you desperately need it.


*Cue the mom jokes*

DeadlyDynasty
04-29-2009, 12:06 AM
:lol how'd that season go for LA fans?

guess who went further in the playoffs

can I see your trophy for that?:lmao

While we're at it, can I see your trophy for ANYTHING?

dirk4mvp
04-29-2009, 12:10 AM
Only thing Mavs fans will be at the top of is sucking on the tip other teams fans dick. These clowns were commiting suicide over their little faggot 0 rings team just days ago, now you cant shut em up.

That's weird since all of the threads you start are "hey spursfans don't you agree that the mavpricks, mavginas, maverfags, fagericks, lame pun, etc. etc. will lose tonight! LOL!".

BUMP
04-29-2009, 12:16 AM
so joining an internet forum a couple years before I did validates your existence? :rollin ahh, bless your little heart. What's your address, cause I wanna send you a hooker...you desperately need it.


*Cue the mom jokes*

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