Lakers vs Jazz

[IronMexican]

I think a Jazz fan made this last year. It makes me chuckle. anyways, Go Lakers!

http://www.coryhansen.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/untitled-2.gif

[DeadlyDynasty]

LOL!!! They got Kobes wife out front. What made her wear that funky ass outfit.:lol

lol, ace ventura:lmao

[Tracy McGrady]

Lakers suck!! But I also hate the Jazz! Fuck, I don't know for who should I root for. Damn!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Lakers suck!! But I also hate the Jazz! Fuck, I don't know for who should I root for. Damn!

I know who T-Mac's rooting for...

[Laker-fan-in-SanAnto]

I know who T-Mac's rooting for...

LMAO!!!! I guess T-Mac jumped in the Lakers bandwagon,

[Laker-fan-in-SanAnto]

That third vid just got added to my favorites.


Shit, that one is my favorite! I cant stop watching it.

[Tracy McGrady]

LMAO!!!! I guess T-Mac jumped in the Lakers bandwagon,

No I have not!! They made that story up. I never said those things!
I fucking hate the Lakers!! Houston all the way!:lobt2:

[kamikazi_player]

No I have not!! They made that story up. I never said those things!
I fucking hate the Lakers!! Houston all the way!:lobt2:
How could you Tracy, you were my 3rd favorite NBA player in the league :depressed

[Tracy McGrady]

How could you Tracy, you were my 3rd favorite NBA player in the league :depressed

Sorry man.:( The media is fucking with me.:depressed

[Laker-fan-in-SanAnto]

I don't blame them.

[Allanon]

Take care of business and I hope Adam Morrison gets some burn today.

[me15lo]

thats one fucking creepy gif

[IronMexican]

sons I am glad TNT is doing tonight's coverage.

[UrAphag]

God I hope Kevin Harlan is calling it.
























ODOM WITH THE TOMAHAWK SLEDGEHAMMER

[mytespurs]

First thought...fire up the grill....the Lakers are going to fillet the jazz in more ways than one. :)

Seriously, I'm really think the Lakers will win by a comfortable margin.....I hope Utah plays up to their potential and make it a close one. I don't think they win but at least I hope they show some heart.

[KSeal]

Is Okur playing?

[balli]

^ no

[Allanon]

ODOM WITH THE TOMAHAWK SLEDGEHAMMER

:lol

I like Kevin Harlan's cheeseburger rant.

[IronMexican]

Just heard no Harpring. This makes it 1000 times easier for our boys in Purple and Gold. He's a football player.

[balli]

Just heard no Harpring. This makes it 1000 times easier for our boys in Purple and Gold. He's a football player.
You hear why by any chance? I know he was battling a respiratory infection.

[IronMexican]

Don't know why, just heard he was out. Accoring to Jazzfanz, it has to do with "stomach problems"

[kamikazi_player]

This is Lakers year to win it, if they don't they are going to have trouble resigning players next year.

[KSeal]

Just heard no Harpring. This makes it 1000 times easier for our boys in Purple and Gold. He's a football player.

No Harpring either! WTF is happening in the NBA, every team has players hurt except for the Cavs and Lakers, very suspicious..

[balli]

Sons, Harpring has the immune system of a starving Romanian. Dude gets sick 15 times a year.

[IronMexican]

The White Jazz front office doesn't feed him.

[DeadlyDynasty]

good start from drew so far

[lefty]

Poor Deron Williams and Millsap

They deserve better than that soft ass team :td

[Allanon]

Fisher needs a breather, bring in Shannon Brown.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Poor Deron Williams and Millsap

They deserve better than that soft ass team :td

agreed...D-Will is single-handedly keeping them in this game

[scanry]

Holy shit, the Lakers are shooting 87.5%

[balli]

Utah's so fucking weak. Yeah, too bad for Millsap and Deron. Really bothers me watching Deron kill himself for the rest of these shitheads. If I were him I'd of starting publicly ripping my team mates a long time ago.

Can't believe it's only a 12 point game.

[balli]

Never foul a jumpshooter- especially when that jump shooter is AK-47.

And hey, Harpring... those cucks at jazzfanz were wrong.

[Cry Havoc]

The Lakers are shooting lights out and it's still a relatively close game. If their shooting cools off..... how would an upset in L.A. be for Utah's momentum at home?

[KSeal]

If the Lakers could just learn to play defense they would be up by 25 right now. As soon as the Lakers stop making every shot this game will be close, if you're the Jazz just keeping chipping away.

[Cry Havoc]

lol @ Kobe kicking the ball with no call and then going to the line because Deron touches him.

[The Franchise]

Why are the Jazz so useless on the road?

[Bob Lanier]

Are the referees ever going to call Kobe for a 5-second violation? He looks like Charles Barkley out there.

[lefty]

Wow Fisher :rollin


Even Magic Johnson couldn't deliver that.

[Bob Lanier]

Ah, thank you.

[Cry Havoc]

Why are the Jazz so useless on the road?

The only big time player they have who consistently steps up is Deron Williams. He's one of my favorite players in the NBA because he brings it every night and never complains. He's just the consummate teammate.

However, outside of him, there's not many playmakers in Utah. They have no good defenders other than D-Will, and no one to consistently score or drive in the lane and get messy.

[lefty]

MOG, Reggie Miller, just STFU already

[E20]

Shit Lakers are just shooting light outs. Jazz can't really do anything about that except try to play some better D.

[YellowFever]

Fish needs to sit down..he's killing us.

[DeadlyDynasty]

goddamnit LA...9-0 run like it was nothing by Utah...The Jazz are like a turd that won't flush

[Cry Havoc]

11 point game at the half. If Utah gets hot, they could make a game of it. Maybe even push the series to 6 games before L.A. finishes them.

Hopefully they can wear them down a bit.

[YellowFever]

goddamnit LA...9-0 run like it was nothing by Utah...The Jazz are like a turd that won't flush

Every time Fisher comes in the game, Deron comes alive.

And he's playing mostly kamakazi defense and getting burned.

[Allanon]

Fish cannot defend D-Will. Shannon Brown's done a great job so far.

[IronMexican]

Justin Timberlake is so fucking lucky!

[Cry Havoc]

The Lakers set more illegal screens than any team in the league.

[DeadlyDynasty]

The Lakers set more illegal screens than any team in the league.

you clearly haven't watched any Boston Celtics games the past 2 years

[gaKNOW!blee]

Deron Williams is fucking good

the rest of the Jazz, not so much.

[Allanon]

Yup, DWill is a flat-out balla.

Lakers should bring in Kobe/Pau/Ariza and ice this one up.

[Cry Havoc]

Jazz down by 8 with ball, 5 to play. If they score here, they might make an interesting game of it.

Lakers defense is absolutely horrible. If they play like this against a top team in the West, they might not make the Finals. I'm serious, their defense is like a sieve. They're basically a better balanced, slightly better defensive version of the Phoenix Suns right now.

[dirk4mvp]

Korver should play more than he does.

[Cry Havoc]

Yup, DWill is a flat-out balla.

Lakers should bring in Kobe/Pau/Ariza and ice this one up.

Can Ariza stay with D-Will? It might be a good idea to match him up, a la Shawn Marion on Tony Parker.

[Cry Havoc]

Boozer is the 3rd best player on the court right now.

For the Lakers.

[Cry Havoc]

WOW.

Ariza fouls Korver off the ball.

Stupid, stupid move.

[Cry Havoc]

Wooooooooooooooooooooow.

TOTAL BAILOUT call on that three by Fish. Deron didn't even TOUCH him.

[ElNono]

4 minutes to go... time for homer calls...

[DrHouse]

The Lakers need to put Deron Williams on his ass a few times.

He is simply allowed to waltz into the paint whenever he wants.

[YellowFever]

These bastards play defense when they're motivated..problem is they're rarely motivated.

[dirk4mvp]

Boozer doing something productive for the first time this season.

[Cry Havoc]

Boozer finally makes a good play.

[IronMexican]

Rofl at this Laker team. No toughness.

[BUMP]

u know Kobe's gonna take over and break their hearts i feel bad already

[IronMexican]

Kobe!

[BUMP]

hahahhahaaha boozer u dumbass

[Cry Havoc]

Boozer won the game for LA if they hold on.

[dirk4mvp]

Boozer is a dumbshit.

[ElNono]

This is Utah's best shot... down 5 with couple minutes to go...

[Mugen]

they are gonna lose this game but hopefully utah can make it a series when they go back home.

[BUMP]

when Kobe breaks their heart im gonna post in really big letters

[ElNono]

Boozer fucking up again? Say it ain't so... :lol

[BUMP]

wow make a shot

[Cry Havoc]

Utah is just not that great of a team. Outside of Williams, they are trash.

[td4mvp21]

I can't believe they almost didn't call that foul on Boozer. That was so blatant.

[ElNono]

LOL... who wants to lose it more...

[IronMexican]

LMAO at Korver. He shit himself.

[Juanobili]

sweeeeeeeeep

[Cry Havoc]

Lakers are not impressive at all. A great team would have destroyed them in the fourth quarter.

[BUMP]

Ladies and gentlemen take notes.

this is the definition of a choke by Utah

[ElNono]

game over dudez...

[Strike]

Game.
Fucking.
Over.

[Xylus]

The Lakers have done their best to choke this one away, but the Jazz have failed to capitalize their last 5 trips down the court.

[BUMP]

kobeeeeeeee!!!

[ElNono]

That's a flagrant 4, automatic 3 game suspension for Odom! :lol

[IronMexican]

Ariza! the fucking man.

[Cry Havoc]

Can Lakers fans really be happy with this performance?

[BUMP]

Kobeeeeeeeeeee

atleast he's doing it to someone else other than Dallas:lol

[IronMexican]

I love Kobe a lot more when he is passing the ball. He is much more dangerous as a decoy than an actual player.

[Strike]

Can Lakers fans really be happy with this performance?

A win is a win is a win.

Going to Utah with a chance to sweep. I'd be happy if I was a Laker fan.

[Xylus]

I'm so pissed that the Suns aren't playing the Lakers right now. I can't help but think they'd put up a better fight in LA.

[ElNono]

D-Will needs to ask to be traded... that team is an embarrassment

[Mugen]

predictable finish.

lakers really gotta clean up their play or hope to god houston wins that series

[BUMP]

I've officially figured out that it is impossible to beat LA

either Kobe is going to score 1 on 1 or he's going to channel his clutchness in the ball and give it up to his teammate who in turn will make a clutch shot

[ElNono]

predictable finish.

lakers really gotta clean up their play or hope to god houston wins that series

I think Houston has it in the bag. Today was must-win for Portland and they went to the wire.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Can Lakers fans really be happy with this performance?

Not at all...but I'll take a 2-0 lead w/ room for major improvement over 1-1 and a stupid loss

[IronMexican]

Tomorrow and thursday afternoon you'll hear from Phil: "This teams needs to learn how to finish off games" and Kobe and Odom are gonna say "We've learned from this passed game that we have to keep the foot on the pedal" and the Lakers are bound to do this shit again.

[BUMP]

Korver still choking

[Mugen]

lol kobe.

cant really blame the lakers though for their shitty play cuz its the fucking jazz people

[Mugen]

I think Houston has it in the bag. Today was must-win for Portland and they went to the wire.

i think it'll be tough for portland to win in houston but if they split one of these upcoming games then its portlands to lose.

[ElNono]

Sons, the white men did not win tonight. Stay classy like me and God bless. :toast

[DeadlyDynasty]

Tomorrow and thursday afternoon you'll hear from Phil: "This teams needs to learn how to finish off games" and Kobe and Odom are gonna say "We've learned from this passed game that we have to keep the foot on the pedal" and the Lakers are bound to do this shit again.

yup, a disturbing trend no doubt. Just imagine what the Lakers would look like if thy had their heads in the game for 48 minutes

[ElNono]

i think it'll be tough for portland to win in houston but if they split one of these upcoming games then its portlands to lose.

How? They got major home cooking tonight, Aldrige couldn't miss and they still decided it in the last 2 minutes. I don't see it.

[IronMexican]

yup, a disturbing trend no doubt. Just imagine what the Lakers would look like if thy had their heads in the game for 48 minutes

son we could dream. Just imagine? No shitty losses to the Pacers and those teams.

[Amaso]

Dwill is a beast

[Mugen]

How? They got major home cooking tonight, Aldrige couldn't miss and they still decided it in the last 2 minutes. I don't see it.

eh i know but i really just cant trust the rockets in the first round, haha.

[Morg1411]

Props to the Jazz for making a game of it tonight when they could easily have folded. DWill is a badass.

[DeadlyDynasty]

eh i know but i really just cant trust the rockets in the first round, haha.

I trust them more in the first round than I do Portland on the road against a good team

[The TroutBum]

Nice 41 point first quarter, ass fucks. I just wish someone would start a, "Boozer is the softest, weakest, and biggest dong blower in the league!" thread so I could post in it.

Because I would.

Over.

And over.


p.s. I would have hot steamy man-sex w/ Dwill.

[DrHouse]

IMHO this game was telling of the series in general.

The Lakers played what I would consider a piss poor game and still led wire to wire. It's going to take an extraordinary effort from the Jazz and an absolutely mind boggling deplorable effort from the Lakers for the Jazz to steal one in LA.

This series will likely go 6 games like last time IMHO. Actually probably 5. I don't think LAL will lose Game 4.

[Morg1411]

IMHO this game was telling of the series in general.

The Lakers played what I would consider a piss poor game and still led wire to wire. It's going to take an extraordinary effort from the Jazz and an absolutely mind boggling deplorable effort from the Lakers for the Jazz to steal one in LA.

This series will likely go 6 games like last time IMHO. Actually probably 5. I don't think LAL will lose Game 4.

Agree. Utah will almost certainly take Game 3, but L.A. will fight out a win in Game 4, completely break Utah's spirit, and blow them out back in L.A.

I do, however, hope the Jazz can prove me wrong.

[La Peace]

Yeah me too

[j.dizzle]

The Lakers are a ridiculous offensive team & thats one of their problems. They always abuse teams in the 1st half & choose to play lazy & stupid in the 2nd half. I dont like the mentality that "we can just let teams back in the game & just win it in the end". Its all good, a win is a win but if they do go far into the playoffs & continue to do this shit i'll be pretty mad. D-WILL is a beast though man! This Utah team would be like 4th place in the East haha

[j.dizzle]

I never bitch about refs but Lakers got way more respect last year vs. the Jazz. I dont even wanna imagine how much pushing is gonna go down in Utah haha gonna be fun though..Kobe gonna go off for sure thats all I know. LA in 5

[KSeal]

The Lakers are in for a dog fight up in Utah, they'll probably play with a half ass effort like usual and Kobe will have to put on the cap and bail them out to steal a game up there.

[The TroutBum]

Agree. Utah will almost certainly take Game 3, but L.A. will fight out a win in Game 4, completely break Utah's spirit, and blow them out back in L.A.

I do, however, hope the Jazz can prove me wrong.

What makes you so certain? What have the Jazz done in the last month besides suck monkey balls? That loss to... who was it, the Warriors, when they only had 7 guys dressed, and were fighting for the 6th seed, was all you need know about the Jazz. They have as much heart as an outhouse.

I really think that Utah could pull this series out, but not with that butt fuck Boozer in the lineup/locker room/stadium/state/country/planet.

Fakers in 4.

[SpursDynasty]

All LA did was take care of home court. As they say, a series doesn't start until the road team wins. All LA did was win their 2 home games. Now Utah has to do the same. Utah will win Games 3 and 4 at EnergySolutions Arena, steal Game 5 at Staples and close it out at home.

[DeadlyDynasty]

All LA did was take care of home court. As they say, a series doesn't start until the road team wins. All LA did was win their 2 home games. Now Utah has to do the same. Utah will win Games 3 and 4 at EnergySolutions Arena, steal Game 5 at Staples and close it out at home.
Sticking to your "Jazz in 6" prediction still?...no room for error now

[LEONARD]

Sticking to your "Jazz in 6" prediction still?...no room for error now

Jeff never backs down from his stupid shit, and never owns up to it afterwards either... :lol