Boozer is the softest, weakest, and biggest dong blower in the league!

[ElNono]

There you have it!

[Morg1411]

lol

Very kind of you.

[Strike]

There you have it!

+1

Way to represent.

[Xylus]

Can't win in the playoffs if you're a weak dong blower.

[dirk4mvp]

lol black guy from alaska

[Rogue]

The jazz plays the wrong opponent this time, Boozer would still be a beast if their opponent were the rockets.

[lefty]

All the Jazz players - excepted Deron, Millsap and Harpring - are soft

[balli]

I normally don't wish injury on players, but he deserves a career ender. The biggest piece of shit in the NBA.

You ever seen a less effective 20 and 10 than last night?

[Red Hawk #21]

Its a bad sign when even a Jazz fan won't defend his own player.

[balli]

^ As a defense mechanism, I've sort of turned on the whole Jazz team (minus Deron and Paul), but I really mean it with Boozer. I loathe the guy as much as I've ever loathed an athlete. I wanted him gone last offseason, but I figured there was only so much damage he could do so I was halfway willing to be optimistic about him... and then he single handedly destroyed our season.

[IronMexican]

I normally don't wish injury on players, but he deserves a career ender. The biggest piece of shit in the NBA.

You ever seen a less effective 20 and 10 than last night?

Idk brah, what about J-ho

[JoeTait75]

Lied to a blind man.

Stole Percy Ellsworth's washer and dryer.

Jazz Fan should have known going in this guy was an out-for-me POS with no scruples.

[balli]

IDK, I guess he gives Boozer a run for his money, but there aren't many assholes who are as gaping wide as those two are.

[balli]

Lied to a blind man.

Stole Percy Ellsworth's washer and dryer.

Jazz Fan should have known going in this guy was an out-for-me POS with no scruples.

The thing is... we had to sign him. I mean, I remember exactly where I was when I heard the news. We were coming off the Stockton/Malone era, had a couple scrapper seasons where we were exceeding expectations and our talent level, but we were still breaking even at .500.

Boozer, if nothing else, brought us instant credibility as a playoff team. And in hindsight, that's all he ever did; turn us into a pretender contender, but I feel like the franchise had to pull the trigger on that deal considering where we were at, at that time.

At this time? There's nothing I wouldn't give to get him out of here.

[JoeTait75]

The thing is... we had to sign him. I mean, I remember exactly where I was when I heard the news. We were coming off the Stockton/Malone era, had a couple scrapper seasons where we were exceeding expectations and our talent level, but we were still breaking even at .500.

Boozer, if nothing else, brought us instant credibility as a playoff team. And in hindsight, that's all he ever did; turn us into a pretender contender, but I feel like the franchise had to pull the trigger on that deal considering where we were at, at that time.

At this time? There's nothing I wouldn't give to get him out of here.

Oh, I understand why Utah signed him. It made sense. But it's like moving in with a woman who has a history of cheating. You know she's going to cheat again, it's just a matter of when and with who.

Shame too, because a lot of us in Cleveland thought Boozer could be LeBron's Pippen. But he didn't want that.

[balli]

But it's like moving in with a woman who has a history of cheating. You know she's going to cheat again, it's just a matter of when and with who.
:lol Damn good analogy.


But he didn't want that.
And that's the problem. Nothing, I mean absolutely nothing matters to Carlos Boozer other than his paycheck. Winning? Defense? Legacy? Teammates? Fans? Effort? He says fuck all that, I'll get my double-double, now pay me.

[redzero]

Jazz fans hate Boozer far more than any of us do. He is literally putting up empty stats at the expense of his teammates.

[sribb43]

More than Dirk?

[Girasuck]

Fuck Boozer.

[Ghazi]

Idk brah, what about J-ho

J-Ho's more like an empty 18/6 :D

[balli]

More than Dirk?
Dirks soft. Not softer than Boozer. Not an asshole. Extremely talented.

[BRHornet45]

I normally don't wish injury on players, but he deserves a career ender. The biggest piece of shit in the NBA.

You ever seen a less effective 20 and 10 than last night?

son I don't blame you. didn't he come out earlier in the year talking smack about his contract and how he wanted to opt out for more money all while being hurt most of the year?

[Allanon]

And that's the problem. Nothing, I mean absolutely nothing matters to Carlos Boozer other than his paycheck. Winning? Defense? Legacy? Teammates? Fans? Effort? He says fuck all that, I'll get my double-double, now pay me.

Yup, this is also my problem with Boozer. With that shooting touch, he's a great offensive player. With his physique, he should be a hard-ass defender.

Boozer just wants to get paid...1st with the Cavs, then now with Utah. Why did he feel like he had to tell the world he'd opt out after this year? That's a chemistry killer right there.

[Ghazi]

Boozer doesn't have the tools to be a great defender.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

You ever seen a less effective 20 and 10 than last night?

lol it's kind of like Corey Maggette's nickname "Bad Porn":

Sure, there's plenty of penetration and scoring, but are you really happy with what you're watching?

[pauls931]

amare for boozer and ak47...

[jazzypimp]

amare for boozer and ak47...

I would do that... hell, I would even do a booz and AK for tyson chandler... Someone who can block a damn shot!

[BRHornet45]

I would do that... hell, I would even do a booz and AK for tyson chandler... Someone who can block a damn shot!

son let me tell ya bout the big fella Tyson Chandler ...

RP_s2yhJZVc

[The TroutBum]

This thread is jam-packed with win. I only wish I would've noticed it sooner.

And so...

I hate Boozer. I really do. I'd like to cut his face off. I'd like to cut his balls off. I'd like to punch him in the colon. I'd like to do a lot of things that would harm him, or cause him pain. I'm pleased as punch that he's getting divorced -- I hope it hurts, you lazy pig fucker, so you can know how I feel every time you step on the court and don't give a shit. I want a fucking refund of my season tickets, because you've cheated me. You've cheated your team. You've cheated yourself. I hope you opt out, and I hope nobody picks you up. If some poor fucking schlub team actually DOES decide you're worth a sack of bubbling pig shit, and they DO give you your 'raise' (you arrogant fuck, you), I hope it's the Lakers, Denver, or Hornets -- oh, how I would LOVE to watch you ruin any of those teams.

In short, go fuck yourself Mr. Boozer, and the horse your rode in on.

[jazzypimp]

This thread is jam-packed with win. I only wish I would've noticed it sooner.

And so...

I hate Boozer. I really do. I'd like to cut his face off. I'd like to cut his balls off. I'd like to punch him in the colon. I'd like to do a lot of things that would harm him, or cause him pain. I'm pleased as punch that he's getting divorced -- I hope it hurts, you lazy pig fucker, so you can know how I feel every time you step on the court and don't give a shit. I want a fucking refund of my season tickets, because you've cheated me. You've cheated your team. You've cheated yourself. I hope you opt out, and I hope nobody picks you up. If some poor fucking schlub team actually DOES decide you're worth a sack of bubbling pig shit, and they DO give you your 'raise' (you arrogant fuck, you), I hope it's the Lakers, Denver, or Hornets -- oh, how I would LOVE to watch you ruin any of those teams.

In short, go fuck yourself Mr. Boozer, and the horse your rode in on.

Dayum... He hasn't been this horrible... bad, but not horrendous... if he could just hang onto the ball god dammit.

[The TroutBum]

How dare this thread get to the second page. Please, let the world know that you don't approve of DONG BLOWERS like Boozer.

Thank you and warmest regards,

Trout.

[tso & lo Cavfanatic]

Carlos Looser is one of the most overrated players in the league.
He is to soft to be considered as an all-star PF.
It's Deron's dimes that makes him look good.

[KSeal]

Pau Gasol is softer and weaker then Boozer. Nobody can deny this.

[TDMVPDPOY]

isnt this a contract year for him, i mean he can opt out his contract cause of player option

umm this doesnt look too good if your going to sign a softy....

[tso & lo Cavfanatic]

Pau Gasol is softer and weaker then Boozer. Nobody can deny this.
Yes he is. But Pau is much more talented than Looser.