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Shelly
03-21-2005, 04:03 PM
What? No grilled cheese sandwich? (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/21/evil.turtle.ap/index.html)

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/US/03/21/evil.turtle.ap/vert.turtle.ap.jpg

Pet store owner: Satan's image on turtle's shell


MICHIGANTOWN, Indiana (AP) -- An Indiana pet store owner says he sees the image of Satan on the shell of a turtle that was the only survivor of a store fire in October.

The palm-sized red-eared slider turtle, named Lucky, was the only animal to survive the fire at Dora's A-Dora-ble Pet Shop in nearby Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis.

Owner Bryan Dora now says he sees Satan's face on the critter's shell. He can spot lips, eyes, a goatee, shoulders and a pair of pointy horns on Lucky's back.

"The marking on the shell was like the devil wanted us to know he was down there," Bryan Dora said. "To me, it's too coincidental that the only thing to come out unscathed would have this image on it."

The image was not visible before the fire and Dora speculates the intense heat might have caused the shell's color to change. The turtle is healthy and there was no change in its behavior, he said.

The cause of fire that destroyed nine businesses or offices in the 1912 building in downtown Frankfort has not been determined.

"Turtles can hold their breath quite awhile," Dora said. "He may have taken one breath just before and held it through the fire. Except that the fire went on and on for hours."

Useruser666
03-21-2005, 04:06 PM
Somebody's spending too much time with turtles and not enough time with people.

MannyIsGod
03-21-2005, 04:12 PM
:lmao !!!!!! That's great!

Shelly
03-21-2005, 04:13 PM
I wonder Lucky will end up on Ebay.

Useruser666
03-21-2005, 04:15 PM
I wonder if this explains why every squirrel I see looks like satan?

Shelly
03-21-2005, 04:17 PM
Squirrels are Satan. They eat all my plants. And they tease my dog.

MannyIsGod
03-21-2005, 04:18 PM
Squirels are greatness. Especially if you have a pelt gun. :x

ididnotnothat
03-21-2005, 04:44 PM
All I see is Turle soup.

Useruser666
03-21-2005, 04:46 PM
Squirels are greatness. Especially if you have a pelt gun. :x

Don't tell me that you enjoy squirrel hunting too? :lol

bigzak25
03-21-2005, 04:57 PM
you sick fucks....
http://www.avtalk.co.uk/forum/images/custom_avatars/9.jpg



satan looks like a donkey?

Samurai Jane
03-21-2005, 05:02 PM
No, no.. that turtle's a Bulls fan...

http://www.imt.net/~joe/matt/NBA/images/bulls.gif

Drachen
03-21-2005, 05:05 PM
It looks like mooby from the movie dogma.

MannyIsGod
03-21-2005, 05:05 PM
Dude, as a kid, my pellet gun was my best friend. PETA hates kids who were like me.

Duff McCartney
03-21-2005, 05:05 PM
I don't see anything.

Shelly
03-21-2005, 05:34 PM
Dude, as a kid, my pellet gun was my best friend. PETA hates kids who were like me.

Funny...I remember playing happily on my swing and looking up towards my brother's window and seeing a BB gun pointed at me.

Useruser666
03-21-2005, 05:57 PM
Dude, as a kid, my pellet gun was my best friend. PETA hates kids who were like me.

I think I need to introduce you to the modern age of hunting squirrels around your house. :lol

http://www.gamo-airguns.com/fotos/varmint-hunter-lg.gif

http://www.gamo-airguns.com/air-rifle-varmint-hunter.htm

The plain simple one is also great and a lot cheaper.

http://www.gamo-airguns.com/air-rifle-varmint-hunter.htm

Useruser666
03-21-2005, 05:59 PM
I think the guy holding the turtle is flipping us off behind the turle's shell!!!

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/US/03/21/evil.turtle.ap/vert.turtle.ap.jpg

Shelly
03-21-2005, 06:03 PM
I think the guy holding the turtle is flipping us off behind the turle's shell!!!

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/US/03/21/evil.turtle.ap/vert.turtle.ap.jpg

Well...Satan made him do it.



Duh.

:devil

MannyIsGod
03-21-2005, 06:55 PM
:lmao

Damn Chris.

Hook Dem
03-21-2005, 07:45 PM
Up you nose with a rubber hose.............................................. .................http://tinypic.com/2arkg6