Did We Elect Borat for President?

[Yonivore]

Did We Elect Borat President? (http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/did-we-elect-borat-president/)


All of these goofy gaffes by the president prove that he's really Sacha Baron Cohen and we're all in his next movie.

:lmao

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[Yonivore]

Didn't search your files very deep, did'ja YouTube?

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And he's only been a candidate and president a bit over a year. I'll bet we'll have enough for a feature film before his term is up.

[BlackSwordsMan]

i want to make love explosion inside of yonivore

[Yonivore]

i want to make love explosion inside of yonivore
Well, good luck with that.

[RichardSimmons]

i want to make love explosion inside of yonivore

Been there, done that!! :elephant

[jman3000]

He said "privacy" instead of "piracy"?

omg... what an idiot.

How could anyone EVER get those 2 mixed up? Astonishing.

[u2sarajevo]

...and the others are ignored? Or you don't have a good quip for those so you conveniently leave them out?

This is a tired practice anyway. In this day and age of digital media all of your public goofs are going to be broadcast to the world. It doesn't make him stupid. It makes him human.

[Yonivore]

...and the others are ignored? Or you don't have a good quip for those so you conveniently leave them out?
Yeah, that's pretty much it. But, there are already as many gaffes collected on Obama, in the short time he's been in the public eye, as compared to the almost fifteen years of President Bush's terms as Texas Governor and President.


This is a tired practice anyway. In this day and age of digital media all of your public goofs are going to be broadcast to the world. It doesn't make him stupid. It makes him human.
I agree.

What makes him stupid is that...

We now have a Treasury Secretary with tax problems (http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/01/13/treasury.taxes/);

We now have a Secretary of State who wants to overcharge (http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/03/06/clinton-reset-button-gift-to-russian-fm-gets-lost-in-translation/) our relations with Russia;

We now have a head of the CIA whose intelligence experience consists of how to sneak the bimbos (http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5h_1dhU3lFy6AEXwP8tfstCn1yH5w) in and out of Clinton's White House;

We now have a Director of National Intelligence who has a history of human rights violations (http://www.etan.org/news/2009/01blair2.htm);

We no have a judge-shopping (http://minx.cc/?post=285249) Attorney General;

We now have a Secretary of Education who's planning on 'fixing' No Child Left Behind because his former school district was unable to meet its standards (http://nclb.cps.k12.il.us/pdf/how_do_schools_compare.pdf);

We now have a Secretary of Labor who was on the board of directors of a pro-labor lobbying group (http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/016/101mswgc.asp);

We now have a Homeland Security Secretary, in charge of securing our nation's borders who thinks Canada and veterans are our nation's greatest threats (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/04/23/napolitano-draws-resignation-calls-gaffes-veterans-canada/) and that illegal immigration isn't illegal; and,

We now have an Energy Secretary that considers himself silly (http://blog.heritage.org/2009/04/23/secretary-chu-admits-his-views-are-silly/).

Pile on top of this his budding attempts to nationalization of healthcare, energy, finance, and industry as well as his unblinking ability to build a national debt and budget deficit that eclipses anything ever imagined in the history of this nation and, well...

He's either stupid or diabolical. Take your pick.

And, this notion that he's repairing relationships abroad? Sarkozy has already called him a light weight, His Homeland Security Secretary is blaming Canada for 9-11, he's apologizing to every dictator in the world and establishing relationships with them -- all the while their continuing to bad mouth him and our country. He and his Secretary of State are flat out lying about where the bulk of weapons in Mexico are coming from and it goes on and one and on.

Oh yeah, the Brits thinks he's an idiot because he gave their Prime Minister a DVD Collection picked up at Costco and their Queen an IPod. And, he gave them back a bust of Winston Churchill that was a gift, not a loan; and when the Prime Minister explained that -- Obama said "take it back just the same."

Yeah, he's really repairing our relationships.

And, as for you who voted for him?

Well, he's reneged on just about every campaign promise made -- from no taxes for 95% of the tax-paying public to extending his time-frame on an Iraq pullout...etc...

He's fucked up more shit in 100 days than almost every president we've ever had -- combined.

[ChumpDumper]

He's fucked up more shit in 100 days than almost every president we've ever had -- combined.FOX News Poll: Obama's First 100 Days

Friday, April 24, 2009
By Dana Blanton

As Barack Obama closes in on his first 100 days as president, majorities of Americans approve of the job he is doing, are satisfied with what he has accomplished so far and think he is keeping his promises, according to a FOX News poll released Friday.

Obama's job approval rating comes in at 62 percent, down just three points from the 65 percent approval he received after his first week in office. Twenty-nine percent of Americans disapprove.

In addition, most people say Obama is doing a better job than they expected (26 percent) or meeting expectations (56 percent). Few say he is doing worse than expected (16 percent)....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,517802,00.html

[waits for yoni to look up a blog to tell him how to respond]

[clambake]

I haven't been this butthurt since I filled up my tank. :cry:cry:cry

[Yonivore]

Ah, the refuge of those who have no rebuttal.

Good call there, clammy.

[ChumpDumper]

Still mining the blogosphere for the perfect response to the Fox poll, yoni?

[clambake]

fear of black people must be a personal hell.

[Yonivore]

fear of black people must be a personal hell.
The second refuge of insubstantial people...race baiting.

[ChumpDumper]

I guess he has me on ignore....the refuge of insubstantial cowards at whom a black man yelled.

[Yonivore]

fear of black people must be a personal hell.
I guess you identify with Jeanene Garofalo?

[clambake]

i thought your admission was brave.

[clambake]

I guess he has me on ignore....the refuge of insubstantial cowards at whom a black man yelled.

can't you see how this has destroyed him........as a man?

where's your compassion?

[Yonivore]

i thought your admission was brave.
My anecdote about being accosted at an Englewood gas station was some kind of admission?

You don't know what is racism...do you. Like I said, you identify with Jeanene Garofalo real well. She doesn't know what it is either.

But, in the context of this thread, what's you point? Or, are you just spewing ad hominem nonsense because you can't respond to any of the points made about how fucked up Obama's administration is?

[Yonivore]

can't you see how this has destroyed him........as a man?

where's your compassion?
Chump, you've been on ignore for quite awhile. Just now noticing?

[ChumpDumper]

Chump, you've been on ignore for quite awhile. Just now noticing?You could never answer me when I wasn't on ignore, so no -- I didn't notice.

[clambake]

My anecdote about being accosted at an Englewood gas station was some kind of admission?
see what i mean? it would take real courage to admit it.


You don't know what is racism...do you. Like I said, you identify with Jeanene Garofalo real well. She doesn't know what it is either.
and i don't know who she is.....so you got me there.


But, in the context of this thread, what's you point? Or, are you just spewing ad hominem nonsense because you can't respond to any of the points made about how fucked up Obama's administration is?
just trying to encourage you to look deep into your subconscious. the first step to recovery is to admit you have a problem.

[Yonivore]

see what i mean? it would take real courage to admit it.
Okay, well carry on with you delusion then.


and i don't know who she is.....so you got me there.
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You're welcome.


just trying to encourage you to look deep into your subconscious. the first step to recovery is to admit you have a problem.
Why? Because you can't respond to the criticism of this administration?

[clambake]

feigned criticism.

check the polls.

[Yonivore]

feigned criticism.

check the polls.
Which ones?

How 'bout this one...

58% Say Release of CIA Memos Endangers National Security (http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics2/58_say_release_of_cia_memos_endangers_national_sec urity)

Or this one?

70% Say Big Government and Big Business On the Same Team (http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/business/general_business/70_say_big_government_and_big_business_on_the_same _team)

Or, this one from the Obama-friendly MSNBC:

MSNBC POLL - Obama Recieves A Failing Grade In Job Performance (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29493093/)

Then, there's this one that continues to close in on him...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PVyDmTkfk6s/SeJK5zh9-TI/AAAAAAAACA0/G2f0WL6jskw/s400/obama_index_april_12_2009.jpg

Or, did you have some that -- I'm guessing here -- support your view?

[ChumpDumper]

Or, this one from the Obama-friendly MSNBC:

MSNBC POLL - Obama Recieves A Failing Grade In Job Performance (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29493093/)Did you actually click this one, or did you blindly cut and paste it from someone's blog? Because that isn't what that page says at all.


Then, there's this one that continues to close in on him...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PVyDmTkfk6s/SeJK5zh9-TI/AAAAAAAACA0/G2f0WL6jskw/s400/obama_index_april_12_2009.jpgActually, it opened back up. The blog you ripped off is out of date.


Or, did you have some that -- I'm guessing here -- support your view?Funny you should mention that.

FOX News Poll: Obama's First 100 Days

Friday, April 24, 2009
By Dana Blanton

As Barack Obama closes in on his first 100 days as president, majorities of Americans approve of the job he is doing, are satisfied with what he has accomplished so far and think he is keeping his promises, according to a FOX News poll released Friday.

Obama's job approval rating comes in at 62 percent, down just three points from the 65 percent approval he received after his first week in office. Twenty-nine percent of Americans disapprove.

In addition, most people say Obama is doing a better job than they expected (26 percent) or meeting expectations (56 percent). Few say he is doing worse than expected (16 percent)....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,517802,00.html

[Marcus Bryant]

Fuck the polls. We can count on our Constitutional rights disappearing when the masses believe that the current administration's shit doesn't stink (see the last one).

Anyways, I think it's time to stop pretending that somehow the new occupant of the Oval Office wasn't left a shit sandwich on the desk. Not to mention that somehow we're supposed to pretend that it wasn't the last administration that blackmailed the Congress into signing over a $700 billion blank check. I'm not sure how the current administration's actions are that incongruous from the last one's. Shit, the last one expanded the socialist health care program we already have.

[Jacob1983]

We didn't elect Borat but we did elect a celebrity. This song is perfect for Obama.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEPe4fZNf74&feature=PlayList&p=D71451B0D3A207F5&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=9

[smeagol]

Ripping Obama off on "gaffes" after being a Bush supporter is rich.

[Wild Cobra]

He said "privacy" instead of "piracy"?

omg... what an idiot.

How could anyone EVER get those 2 mixed up? Astonishing.
It's because he cannot think for himself, and reads a teleprompter.

[clambake]

how's your whore?

[ChumpDumper]

It's because he cannot think for himself, and reads a teleprompter.Every president since Eisenhower has read a teleprompter.

You're an idiot.

[Heath Ledger]

It sucks to not have a teleprompter huh Mr. Messiah Obama?

[clambake]

anybody know where i can get some toy swords?

[blademaster]

toys r us

[Creepn]

anybody know where i can get some toy swords?

Heath sells dildos? Perfect business for a dickhead.

[RandomGuy]

It sucks to not have a teleprompter huh Mr. Messiah Obama?

Bam. Knew I could find something.

Now Trump can't be trusted to talk without a teleprompter. Is it still important to you?

[RandomGuy]

It's because [Obama] cannot think for himself, and reads a teleprompter.

Can he really not do that? Really?

Tell me why that is a bad thing. Expand on it.

[CosmicCowboy]

:lmao

wanting a fight so bad you had to resurrect a thread from 2009? :lol

[Splits]

Deez Nuts polling above Jill Stein in Texas. She's tied with Harmabe.

https://i.imgur.com/RXZwcMV.png

https://i.imgur.com/W9CUeWC.png

http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/2015/PPP_Release_TX_81616.pdf

[RandomGuy]

:lmao

wanting a fight so bad you had to resurrect a thread from 2009? :lol

If I want a fight it is easy to find them. I am, though merely pointing out a bit of double standards slash hypocrisy.

Fox "news" and many here were all over Obama for using teleprompters at the beginning of his term.

I resurrected it, because it is very very emblematic of the kind of unreasoning stupid hysteria, and overall unfairness that many of the right are given to.

Do you think this is a good example of a stupid meme?

[TeyshaBlue]

Yeah. OK.

[SnakeBoy]

Can he really not do that? Really?

Tell me why that is a bad thing. Expand on it.

Damn RG! You totally pwned this old thread! You go boy!

http://i.qkme.me/35l87u.jpg

[RandomGuy]

Damn RG! You totally pwned this old thread! You go boy!

http://i.qkme.me/35l87u.jpg



Obama says he supports something "bold". Which I assume means he hasn't been told what to think yet but will let us know as soon as it shows up on the teleprompter.

http://www.forexfactory.com/news.php?do=news&id=107910


Finally, Obama's opinion was given to him. It must have been rough on him to spend so much time staring at a blank teleprompter waiting for his opinion to show up.


On Obama - that's not true. He has had 20 months of changing his policies. 20 months of practicing the art of speaking without really saying anything. Still his handlers have him almost exclusively on a teleprompter.

Seemed to matter to you quite a bit.

Does it matter now that you have a moron like Donald "I have big words" Trump who can't fucking rub two syllables together without it?

Or would you like some cheeze with that glass of STFU?

[RandomGuy]

Snakeboy and so many others bought into the teleprompter meme like dogs lapping up vomit. That manufactured bullshit was obvious to those of us not drinking the Fox "news" coolaid. Sure it made for ratings, so that the elites over at Fox could show the gullible dipwads in their audience something to make them feel a bit less insecure.

Now, years later y'all don't want your noses rubbed in it.

Can't blame you.

Thank Trump for that. He is the candidate you jackwagons deserve.

[SnakeBoy]

:lmao

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3411/3523085437_4bbe1ed112.jpg

[TeyshaBlue]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/original_zpsda16fd27.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/original_zpsda16fd27.jpg.html)

[ElNono]

This seems like an appropriate thread for this...

More than 60 percent of Americans have an unfavorable opinion of Trump, leaving Clinton, with a 54 percent unfavorable rating, as only the second most unpopular presidential candidate in history. Both candidates, in fact, have held unfavorable ratings above 50 percent since launching their respective campaigns, with Trump hovering around the 60 percent mark, only a few points above Clinton. Asked to name a smell they might associate with this election, participants in a focus group conducted by Peter Hart in Wisconsin last week gave the following responses: “sulfur,” “rotten eggs,” "garbage,” “manure” and a “skunk’s fart.”