Timmy's Rap

[Hip_Hoop_Hooray]

Put yo' palms in the air
Wave 'em like you were treated unfair
"You called a foul on a Spur's Player"?
Now feel my big eyed stare

My game ain't goin' south
Yo', get that whistle out yo' mouth

So what if I push Josh Howard?
In the back like a little coward

Ed Rush, don't be a jerk
Did not mean to elbow Dirk

You even missed when Bruce was so discrete
by slipping his sneakers under Jason Terry's feet

We are slipping, and sliding fast
C'mon, ref.....can't you help us like in the past?

Put yo' palms in the air
Wave 'em like you were treated unfair
"You called a foul on a Spur's Player"?
Now feel my big eyed stare

Ed Rush, you wanna' take away my win?
I am from the Isle of the Vir-gin

Tape up your hands and I will tape up my knee
We will meet at half court after the Mavs victory

I ain't getting old, chump
so for you no fistbump
One ticky tack foul and yo' you might jump
to your whistle to help continue our slump

You think you are sly
Why do you make me cry?
You are helping in the demise
of the entire Spurs franchise

We need your help, cant you lend a hand
My knees are so old I can barely stand
Manu is out, so we make that our excuse
We are left with Bonner, Finley, and a now worthless Bruce

Tony Parker is now all we have got
And although his wife is only marginally hot
The only way she could help our slide
Is by flashing her boobs courtside

Then the Mavs offense would then stall
I mean, little boobs are better than none at all?
But then after we go up by Eight,
They would quickly realize she ain't all that great

Then the beating would start again
Please Ed, stop the pain

Put yo' palms in the air
Wave 'em like you were treated unfair
"You called a foul on a Spur's Player"?
Now feel my big eyed stare

[TwAnKiEs]

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/royal-fail.jpg

http://www.realfreewebsites.com/blog/img/fail2.jpg

[Hip_Hoop_Hooray]

67 points in a pivitol game 3 of a playoff series? That, my friend, is the true FAIL! Trust me, as a Mavs fan, I know what game 3 FAIL feels like. SO, enjoy!

[Summers]

I know it's wrong, but I thought it was funny.

[Hip_Hoop_Hooray]

I know it's wrong, but I thought it was funny.

Thanks. I am here because Spurs fans have overrun the Mavs boards. All in fun.......outside of the fact that I hate your team. But hey, you hate mine. Doesn't hurt my feelings any. C'mon.....someone throw together a Dirk is a choker song or something......trying to be more creative than coming on here and stating obvious things like your team is in decline and stuff. :)

[tp2021]

Where's Hype Man Manu?

[Slydragon]

Read the keys
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i196/Slydrag0n/gifs/gtfo.gif

[Summers]

Thanks. I am here because Spurs fans have overrun the Mavs boards. All in fun.......outside of the fact that I hate your team. But hey, you hate mine. Doesn't hurt my feelings any. C'mon.....someone throw together a Dirk is a choker song or something......trying to be more creative than coming on here and stating obvious things like your team is in decline and stuff. :)


Oh, I'm sure if you put your back into it and look around, you'll find plenty of photoshops of choking.

[BUMP]

:rollin

[Hip_Hoop_Hooray]

Read the keys
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i196/Slydrag0n/gifs/gtfo.gif
You just wait until I download a clever animated gif file and combat you with it.

Oh, by the way, is that not the same move Bowen pulled on Wally Zerbiak at the 3 point line a few years ago? No, wait....that was a full on Karate Kidd kick to the face.....my bad.

[Summers]

Bowen used his foot.

You're funny. If you can avoid being a jackass, you should stick around.

[Hip_Hoop_Hooray]

Bowen used his foot.

You're funny. If you can avoid being a jackass, you should stick around.

Sorry.......the jackassery has been fueled by your secret agents that have infiltrated our sunshine parade today in Mavs Land. In all honesty, I am totally kidding around. No, I do not like the Spurs one bit. Have to respect what they have accomplished. As a Mavs fan, I am just not afraid of them anymore. Have not been for a few years. You have to admit, many years of bending the Mavs over the barrel leads to this being very happy times for us here in Dallas. I know it has been a very long time. Let me remind you how rebuilding and losing sucks. Looks like SA is at the end of their run as currently constructed, and what a great run it has been. I am not saying Dallas is now the team to beat at all, I just feel like SA is finally in our rear view mirrors now. An afterthought. Just my opinion though.

I am thick skinned. Bring it on. Ha.

[Summers]

I just feel like SA is finally in our rear view mirrors now.

We have a photoshop of that, too. :)

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i146/spursfan1fan/timmyduncan.jpg

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122998&highlight=pics

[Rapping Mr. Robinson]

That stuff is too weak to hang in Mr. Robinson's hood
I could call it many things but I can never call it good.
I will find something to call it, and I promise to try
to not use any words that make baby Jesus cry.
The only way to describe it without words of four letters
is to say it smells like the mattress of a habitual bedwetters.

What is really impressive, what is a true surprise
is that in a three word name you fit in three lies.
First up is "hip" meaning "with it", "fly," or "cool",
but this is as hip as a toddler dumping in a pool.
In fact, they should treat your thread just like that
and shut down the board until they clean up your scat.

Next up is "hoop", as in "hula" or "skirt"
which is what you were wearing when you typed up this dirt
Only "hoop" does not work for you, just like the rest of your name
because unlike you a "hoop" actually has a game.
In fact, hoops have many, many, many a use
while your raps flow like snot, and smell like a deuce.

And the final word, which of course is "Hooray."
Problem is, that is what cheering people say.
From here to eternity, every last day
People will only shout "Fail" your way.
That will be your legacy until you are old and grey,
Do the world a favor and go get yourself spayed.
That might not be necessary as I doubt you'll ever get laid
and you cannot afford a prostitute with what fry cooks get paid
but I would rather not risk your chidren ever being made.

Mavs fan are acting like the dragon has been slayed,
You arre up 2-1. Yeehaw! Time to plan the parade!
You exit like last year even though your coach was replaced.
When you lose this thing in six you can tell me how AJ's ass taste!


Lord, I apologize for my language.

[Hip_Hoop_Hooray]

We have a photoshop of that, too. :)

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i146/spursfan1fan/timmyduncan.jpg

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122998&highlight=pics

"By the Hammer of Thor"........you guys photoshop a lot huh? Might work one up of the box score from the last game. May be the most difficult to manipulate so far, seeing how you have so little to work with. That is funny up there, by the way.