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timvp
04-27-2009, 07:33 PM
http://www.zerohalliburton.com/images/vma/carmelo_anthony.jpg

I don't feel like digging around figuring out who the troll fake names are that are causing people to PM me so please link their profile in this thread if one of them posts after the creation of this topic. I'll out who the person is behind the troll.

Thanks.

P.S.

Scanning through the recent registrations, I'm going to guess about 90% of them are Bump.

dirk4mvp
04-27-2009, 07:35 PM
Thanks for this brah. Lamest fad since being a Laker fan was cool.

lurker
04-27-2009, 07:41 PM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=16565


Who is that?

LEONARD
04-27-2009, 07:41 PM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=7674

Allanon
04-27-2009, 07:50 PM
Only scared little bitches need to sign up for a troll account.

Ghazi
04-27-2009, 07:52 PM
I'll come clean. I'm monoslyab1k :lol

Allanon
04-27-2009, 08:09 PM
I'll come clean. I'm monoslyab1k :lol

http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=7849

1 guess at who this troll is. :lol

Xylus
04-27-2009, 08:10 PM
I'll come clean. I'm monoslyab1k :lol

When you told me to get the sand out of my vagina, I was convinced it was the real Mono. Good job.

jazzypimp
04-27-2009, 08:12 PM
If we are comin clean then fine, I am BRHorent. I didn't intend for it to become so popular. Sheesh!

Allanon
04-27-2009, 08:13 PM
If we are comin clean then fine, I am BRHorent. I didn't intend for it to become so popular. Sheesh!

Obviously was a Jazz fan, and I think there are only 3 Jazz fans here.

IronMexican
04-27-2009, 08:14 PM
If we are comin clean then fine, I am BRHorent. I didn't intend for it to become so popular. Sheesh!

Lies

sook
04-27-2009, 08:15 PM
who the hell was so0k? Come clean someone please.

Oh and the fact BRhorent was a jazz fan doesn't surprise me at all.

dirk4mvp
04-27-2009, 08:15 PM
There's something about jazzypimp that tells me he's about 13.

sook
04-27-2009, 08:16 PM
90% of them are BUMP...WTFLMFAO. How does someone have so much time on their hands :lol

sook
04-27-2009, 08:17 PM
There's something about jazzypimp that tells me he's about 13.

I don't know..maybe all the inconsiderate black jokes calling them shit/dirt/ and oil?

jazzypimp
04-27-2009, 08:30 PM
There's something about jazzypimp that tells me he's about 13.

Nah, not even close. That was just for all the white jokes BR kept makin bout the jazz. But if u keep tabs all those other trolls were mavs fans

IronMexican
04-27-2009, 08:34 PM
And for the question. The only person I really want to know about is Jeff.

dirk4mvp
04-27-2009, 08:34 PM
Nah, not even close. That was just for all the white jokes BR kept makin bout the jazz. But if u keep tabs all those other trolls were mavs fans

You forgot the 4 mandatory exclamations somewhere in that post.

jazzypimp
04-27-2009, 08:37 PM
You forgot the 4 mandatory exclamations somewhere in that post.

LOL yea, what a nasty habit.:lmao

Findog
04-27-2009, 09:09 PM
I'm surprised nobody has claimed Femdog yet. I have access to MavericksDynasty, but I haven't rolled him out in quite a while.

monosylab1k
04-27-2009, 09:15 PM
Creating imposter accounts was a classic ST trolling move, but all these new lameass invaders of the NBA Forum in the past year or so turned it into something extremely lame. Thanks to every asshole who joined in June 2007 or later for ruining something great.

sook
04-27-2009, 09:15 PM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3338363&posted=1#post3338363

timvp
04-27-2009, 09:15 PM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=16565


Who is that?

He hasn't posted since this thread was started.

monosylab1k
04-27-2009, 09:17 PM
My imposter accounts are all very public (dickface, pussyface., da_suns_fan_) and they all are funny and seldom used. The way imposter accounts are supposed to be.

mavs>spurs2
04-27-2009, 09:17 PM
I'm Ghayzi :lol

j-money24
04-27-2009, 09:18 PM
I though that dude was a new poster, he also made a thread about it.

timvp
04-27-2009, 09:21 PM
My imposter accounts are all very public (dickface, pussyface., da_suns_fan_) and they all are funny and seldom used. The way imposter accounts are supposed to be.

Yeah having a humorous troll is one thing. Having a monoslyb1k, so0k, DrHaus, IronPuertoRican becomes unfunny after the 50th BUMP creation.

mavs>spurs2
04-27-2009, 09:23 PM
can i make a tomvp?

Xylus
04-27-2009, 09:24 PM
Or maybe a timp3

IronMexican
04-27-2009, 09:24 PM
Yeah having a humorous troll is one thing. Having a monoslyb1k, so0k, DrHaus, IronPuertoRican becomes unfunny after the 50th BUMP creation.

There was IronPuertoRican? I missed him. I hope he was funny. I don't want my first ever troll to suck.

My first ever troll of me that is.

mavs>spurs2
04-27-2009, 09:25 PM
or tim\/p?

IronMexican
04-27-2009, 09:26 PM
timdp

mavs>spurs2
04-27-2009, 09:29 PM
Lori Ellis

IronMexican
04-27-2009, 09:30 PM
timdp

Lol, I get it! dp = double penetration. You are funny "IMex"

pvmit
04-27-2009, 09:31 PM
.kcoc skcus pvmit

IronMexican
04-27-2009, 09:32 PM
Lol, I get it! dp = double penetration. You are funny "IMex"

He is

jazzypimp
04-27-2009, 09:32 PM
Who is balijuana?

dirk4mvp
04-27-2009, 09:32 PM
wtf?

mavs>spurs2
04-27-2009, 09:33 PM
.kcoc skcus pvmit

:lmao

IronMexican
04-27-2009, 09:34 PM
ROFL that guy joined 2 months ago.

timvp
04-27-2009, 09:34 PM
timdpFunny but been done.


Lori Ellis:lol That's Kori's sister's name. Seriouslay.

timvp
04-27-2009, 09:35 PM
.kcoc skcus pvmit
:lol That was some good patience. So good I won't even look up who you are :tu

SpursDynasty
04-27-2009, 09:35 PM
Lol at you sons

mavs>spurs2
04-27-2009, 09:38 PM
Lol at you sons

You're starting to make more and more out of character posts lately. Does that mean an outing is soon to come?

Ron Ron Artest
04-27-2009, 09:44 PM
Creating imposter accounts was a classic ST trolling move, but all these new lameass invaders of the NBA Forum in the past year or so turned it into something extremely lame. Thanks to every asshole who joined in June 2007 or later for ruining something great.

I guess since I joined after that time then I automatically get lumped into the asshole category. so uh.... no problem, just let me know anytime you need something great ruined.

monosylab1k
04-27-2009, 09:45 PM
I guess since I joined after that time then I automatically get lumped into the asshole category. so uh.... no problem, just let me know anytime you need something great ruined.

who the hell are you?

Ron Ron Artest
04-27-2009, 09:46 PM
who the hell are you?

Just one of the many assholes that joined after June 2007

mavs>spurs2
04-27-2009, 09:47 PM
:lol @ new members not being able to post

monosylab1k
04-27-2009, 09:50 PM
Just one of the many assholes that joined after June 2007

That sucks for you, asshole.

Ron Ron Artest
04-27-2009, 09:51 PM
That sucks for you, asshole.

And you are...?

monosylab1k
04-27-2009, 09:53 PM
And you are...?

Not a Rocket fan asshole, asshole.

Ron Ron Artest
04-27-2009, 09:54 PM
Not a Rocket fan asshole, asshole.

Thank god.

monosylab1k
04-27-2009, 09:55 PM
Thank god.

Yeah nothing in life is worse than rooting for the Rockets. Except being an asshole. asshole.

sook
04-27-2009, 10:10 PM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=124473


second_round is his name...i know he is a troll only 10 posts. Please this is getting way out of control.

Ron Ron Artest
04-27-2009, 10:12 PM
Yeah nothing in life is worse than rooting for the Jazz. Except being an asshole. asshole.

I know.

Allanon
04-27-2009, 10:15 PM
Yeah nothing in life is worse than rooting for the Rockets. Except being an asshole. asshole.

Being a dickface is worse. You should break out your troll :lol

monosylab1k
04-27-2009, 10:18 PM
Being a dickface is worse. You should break out your troll :lol

Which one, I got like 50 of them.

mavs>spurs2
04-27-2009, 10:18 PM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=124473


second_round is his name...i know he is a troll only 10 posts. Please this is getting way out of control.

:lol That troll isn't even an imposter of another poster. Where did he say that EVERY troll is banned?

Lol, butthurt much?

Allanon
04-27-2009, 10:22 PM
Allanon must still be mad that his idiotic Derrick Rose opinion is getting him owned worse than the Hornets tonight.

75 win ecstasy is right up there too.

Hi Mono, can't wait to see another Pinky.

mavs>spurs2
04-27-2009, 10:23 PM
Think again

Jim_Rome
04-27-2009, 10:24 PM
Allanon must still be mad that his idiotic Derrick Rose opinion is getting him owned worse than the Hornets tonight.

75 win ecstasy is right up there too.


Hilarious.

You know, it's bad enough that you have to appear on that second rate show with doofs like Mariotti and Bob Ryan. But you take it to another level of "Oh look at where my career has gone" when you have to post on a second rate message board of a second rate team.

DrHouse
04-27-2009, 10:24 PM
I think the ST moderators do an excellent job getting out of the way and letting us be a little crazy here....but these troll impostors are taking it too far.

Time to clean house timVP and Kori!

Troll accounts definitely have their place here on ST, but impostor accounts are just gay IMHO. It's no surprise a Mav fan started this mess.

Jim_Rome
04-27-2009, 10:27 PM
75 Win Ecstasy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Awesome.

This is the kind of junk I'm talking about. Come up with your own takes or you will be ran.

Allanon
04-27-2009, 10:28 PM
PINK me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I know why you got pinked. Mavfan just doesn't know when to give up :lmao

Jim_Rome
04-27-2009, 10:33 PM
I'm gonna pecker slap you so hard that even JA Adande will be kicking your ass.


Incredible.


Just when you think you can't get any more unfunny, you raise the bar for a generation of posters to come. You prance around on your mildy successful tv show with cute little quotes on your chalkboard doing your worst Skip Bayless impersonation expecting people to take you serious. You suck.

Clones, if you are reading, e-mail me on my blackberry and i'll do a segment on my show tomorrow on non hilarious sports journalists... like woody paige.

Now if you'll excuse me I have something very important to do. Like not listen to grateful dead.

BobcatsDynasty
04-27-2009, 10:34 PM
No surprises here. Lakerfan just getting owned like he's supposed to be. Don't mess with the Bobcats.

Greg Oden
04-27-2009, 10:36 PM
Lakerfans get owned on the daily.

Allanon
04-27-2009, 10:40 PM
9) Laker Fan
Prior to the Gasol trade, Laker Fan might have been the best. But since that trade, the amount of bandwagon Laker fans is out of control. There have been some solid addition to their ranks in the last year but overall Laker Fan is typically a bandwagoning 15-year-old douche.


rofl

http://www.totensiebush.com/funnygifs/pzowned.gif

Look up my profile, I was here at ST BEFORE the Pau trade.

You Pzowned yourself Mono :lol :lmao

ElNono
04-27-2009, 10:40 PM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=16304
http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=16240
http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=16242
http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14360
http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=16326

monosylab1k
04-27-2009, 10:44 PM
Look up my profile, I was here at ST BEFORE the Pau trade.

You Pzowned yourself Mono :lol :lmao

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3226203

Updated: February 3, 2008, 3:07 PM ET
In dire need of frontcourt help, Lakers acquire Gasol from Grizzlies

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-gasoltrade020108&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

Lakers trade for Gasol
By Adrian Wojnarowski, Yahoo! Sports
February 1, 2008


Allanon
Showtime 2.0
Join Date: 02-15-2008












































:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Short Round
04-27-2009, 10:45 PM
hahahaha vewwwy funny, vewwwwy funny!

ElNono
04-27-2009, 10:46 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3226203

Updated: February 3, 2008, 3:07 PM ET
In dire need of frontcourt help, Lakers acquire Gasol from Grizzlies

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-gasoltrade020108&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

Lakers trade for Gasol
By Adrian Wojnarowski, Yahoo! Sports
February 1, 2008


Allanon
Showtime 2.0
Join Date: 02-15-2008


http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/12/pwned_2.jpg

Greg Oden
04-27-2009, 10:46 PM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=16304

Yeah you fucking faggot, cuz whoever that is is definitely an imposter of a regular.

Fuck yourself and die.

ElNono
04-27-2009, 10:47 PM
Yeah you fucking faggot, cuz whoever that is is definitely an imposter of a regular.

Fuck yourself and die.

Is that you Bump? :lol

Allanon
04-27-2009, 10:48 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3226203

Updated: February 3, 2008, 3:07 PM ET
In dire need of frontcourt help, Lakers acquire Gasol from Grizzlies

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-gasoltrade020108&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

Lakers trade for Gasol
By Adrian Wojnarowski, Yahoo! Sports
February 1, 2008


Allanon
Showtime 2.0
Join Date: 02-15-2008

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

You got me, I was a lurker prior to that. But I'll give you kudos for that.

dirk4mvp
04-27-2009, 10:48 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3226203

Updated: February 3, 2008, 3:07 PM ET
In dire need of frontcourt help, Lakers acquire Gasol from Grizzlies

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-gasoltrade020108&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

Lakers trade for Gasol
By Adrian Wojnarowski, Yahoo! Sports
February 1, 2008


Allanon
Showtime 2.0
Join Date: 02-15-2008












































:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

:lmao :lmao
:lmao :lmao
:lmao :lmao
:lmao :lmao
:lmao :lmao

monosylab1k
04-27-2009, 10:48 PM
I can just imagine Allanon furiously trying to find a "Edit Join Date" feature :lmao

Greg Oden
04-27-2009, 10:49 PM
Is that you Bump? :lol

no

ElNono
04-27-2009, 10:49 PM
FWIW, I was a lurker before 1999 also... :rolleyes

:lmao

Allanon
04-27-2009, 10:49 PM
I can just imagine Allanon furiously trying to find a "Edit Join Date" feature :lmao

Nope, I'm man enough to admit it, you got me. Good one.

ElNono
04-27-2009, 10:50 PM
Jim Rome is a douche anyways... that username should be banned just in case it's the real Rome...

Lakers999
04-27-2009, 10:51 PM
Thanks for this brah. Lamest fad since being a Laker fan was cool.

you are a piece of shit

Jim_Rome
04-27-2009, 10:53 PM
Jim Rome is a douche anyways... that username should be banned just in case it's the real Rome...


Hilarious.

And it's too bad that you feel that way because I have a legion of fans who listen to my nationally syndicated sports radio talkshow all over the country.

Allanon
04-27-2009, 10:54 PM
you are a piece of shit

Dirk4MVP used to be cool, but switched back to being an asshole when the Mavs made the #6 seed this year.

I can only imagine how much of a douche he was here in 06/07 when the Mavs were actually good.

dirk4mvp
04-27-2009, 10:55 PM
lmao I can't believe people got their feelings hurt over that.

Brickhouse
04-27-2009, 11:04 PM
Who's the Josh Howard troll? That one is funny.

DAF86
04-27-2009, 11:08 PM
Dirk4MVP used to be cool, but switched back to being an asshole when the Mavs made the #6 seed this year.

I can only imagine how much of a douche he was here in 06/07 when the Mavs were actually good.

How do you have over 5,000 posts in such a short time? I've been here longer than you (not too much) but you beat me by 3,000 posts.

ElNono
04-27-2009, 11:08 PM
Who's the Josh Howard troll? That one is funny.

That's not a troll... :wakeup

Allanon
04-27-2009, 11:13 PM
How do you have over 5,000 posts in such a short time? I've been here longer than you (not too much) but you beat by 3,000 posts.

Lots and lots of arguments with a couple of posters here :lol

But post counts don't matter much, you probably have better things to say, I just like to argue.

IronMexican
04-27-2009, 11:15 PM
I joined during game 6 vs the Spurs and Hornets. I needed a Spurs forum in case the Lakers were going to them next(Which they did) I just never left.

IronMexican
04-27-2009, 11:15 PM
Lots and lots of arguments with a couple of posters here :lol

But post counts don't matter much, you probably have better things to say, I just like to argue.

Yeah, I just spam a lot. Like right now, I just made back to back posts in the same thread

IronMexican
04-27-2009, 11:15 PM
Yeah, I just spam a lot. Like right now, I just made back to back posts in the same thread

Make it three

timvp
04-27-2009, 11:20 PM
How do you have over 5,000 posts in such a short time? I've been here longer than you (not too much) but you beat me by 3,000 posts.You registered the day before Manu first had pain in that foot. Since you've joined, Manu has been one notch above a cripple.

Good going :depressed

BUMP
04-27-2009, 11:21 PM
hello guys, so uh what exactly are we doing? :lol

DUNCANownsKOBE2
04-27-2009, 11:22 PM
Look up my profile, I was here at ST BEFORE the Pau trade.


http://nheerdesign.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/poster53488988.jpg

DAF86
04-27-2009, 11:26 PM
You registered the day before Manu first had pain in that foot. Since you've joined, Manu has been one notch above a cripple.

Good going :depressed

He also had the best NBA regular season (stats wise) of his career. I know that's no consolation for Spurs fans but is still something :depressed

DAF86
04-27-2009, 11:28 PM
hello guys, so uh what exactly are we doing? :lol

The root of all evil.

DrHouse
04-27-2009, 11:31 PM
There is a difference between a troll poster and an impostor.

Troll accounts can be funny under the right circumstances. Impostor accounts are NEVER funny, I have yet a good one so far.

ElNono
04-27-2009, 11:34 PM
hello guys, so uh what exactly are we doing? :lol

Man, where have you been????

Lots of trolls and shit going on here... :lol

mavs>spurs2
04-27-2009, 11:35 PM
There is a difference between a troll poster and an impostor.

Troll accounts can be funny under the right circumstances. Impostor accounts are NEVER funny, I have yet a good one so far.

How ironic, seeing as your own imposter was hilarious and almost as douchey as the original :rolleyes

Trainwreck2100
04-27-2009, 11:36 PM
my favorite mono troll is monoslobsond1ck

DUNCANownsKOBE2
04-27-2009, 11:36 PM
I only have 1 troll but she doesn't come around very often.

timvp
04-27-2009, 11:40 PM
He also had the best NBA regular season (stats wise) of his career. I know that's no consolation for Spurs fans but is still something :depressedHis regular season started going downhill shortly after you registered :depressed

MavDynasty
04-27-2009, 11:46 PM
Yeah having a humorous troll is one thing. Having a monoslyb1k, so0k, DrHaus, IronPuertoRican becomes unfunny after the 50th BUMP creation.

What about Monoslobsomed1k after the pats lost?

and Findogs MavericksDynasty just stealing my schtick hes supposed to steal

DAF86
04-27-2009, 11:49 PM
His regular season started going downhill shortly after you registered :depressed

You sure? I thought I registered just a couple of games after the start of the season but I may be confusing myself with the time I started lurking.

Kori Ellis
04-28-2009, 12:40 AM
hello guys, so uh what exactly are we doing? :lol

Closing down the NBA because you can't control yourself :wakeup

BUMP
04-28-2009, 12:46 AM
Closing down the NBA because you can't control yourself :wakeup

Closing down the NBA? Didn't know you had that much power. So is there like an 8-way tie, or is there just no winner?:lol

jk

Kori Ellis
04-28-2009, 12:48 AM
Closing down the NBA? Didn't know you had that much power. So is there like an 8-way tie, or is there just no winner?:lol

jk


There's a 15 way tie for first place.

Mavs unfortunately are 16th.

BUMP
04-28-2009, 12:54 AM
well if we're here to out the imposters i have no problem with that

Dr House
samikeyp.
jazzzypimp
sribbb43

i really didnt make that many. i think thats all of them maybe im forgetting one or two

KidCongo
04-28-2009, 12:58 AM
my favorite mono troll is monoslobsond1ck

The TSA trolls that were there too.

jazzypimp
04-28-2009, 08:16 AM
well if we're here to out the imposters i have no problem with that

Dr House
samikeyp.
jazzzypimp
sribbb43

i really didnt make that many. i think thats all of them maybe im forgetting one or two
LOL the Dr House one was pretty funny... I guess in addition to Horent I was Dirk4giggles. Those were my 2~

stretch
04-28-2009, 08:25 AM
i did the jazzypiimp

lurker
04-28-2009, 08:49 AM
LOL the Dr House one was pretty funny... I guess in addition to Horent I was Dirk4giggles. Those were my 2~
Dirk4Giggles made me laugh, but I knew it couldn't be for real.

Hype Man Manu
04-28-2009, 09:05 AM
Bring 'em out
Bring 'em out

He said start snitchin
But all o’ y’all bitchin

He said start snitchin
But all o’ y’all bitchin


Bring ‘em out
Bring ‘em out
Every lame troll account

NOW WAVE ‘EM
JUST WAVE ‘EM

THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND JUST WAVE ‘EM!

Rappin' Shaq
04-28-2009, 09:36 AM
Bring 'em out
Bring 'em out

He said start snitchin
But all o’ y’all bitchin

He said start snitchin
But all o’ y’all bitchin


Bring ‘em out
Bring ‘em out
Every lame troll account

NOW WAVE ‘EM
JUST WAVE ‘EM

THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND JUST WAVE ‘EM!

That's my man Hype Man hypin' up the fans
Stirrin shit up like Artest in the stands
It's cool to snitch to get rid of trolls that suck
Not so when it's about what I pay girls I fuck

Kobe did some bitch snitchin all about my mils
Police report blackin out the fuckin name Shaquille
Rat me out again and I'll bitch slap your face
Only do approved snitchin & tell me how my ass taste!

sribb43
04-28-2009, 09:51 AM
well if we're here to out the imposters i have no problem with that

Dr House
samikeyp.
jazzzypimp
sribbb43

i really didnt make that many. i think thats all of them maybe im forgetting one or two

i use the word douche once and BUMP put it in ever post he made as sribbb43:lol

dirk4mvp
04-28-2009, 09:55 AM
Is BUMP also hype man manu?

Hype Man Manu
04-28-2009, 11:09 AM
Is BUMP also hype man manu?

Why you tryin’ out me dog, I ain’t lame
Saying that me and bump are one in the same?
That’s like comparin’ our penises
Because my junks a beast and your shits tame

So stop trying to out me because there ain’t no comparison
I’m Rick James Bitch!
And you’re George Harrison

BRING ‘EM OUT
BRING ‘EM OUT
IT’S HARD TO YELL WITH MY PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH!


WHAT! WHAT!
PUT ‘EM UP
PUT ‘EM UP

kamikazi_player
04-28-2009, 11:42 AM
Why you tryin’ out me dog, I ain’t lame
Saying that me and bump are one in the same?
That’s like comparin’ our penises
Because my junks a beast and your shits tame

So stop trying to out me because there ain’t no comparison
I’m Rick James Bitch!
And you’re George Harrison

BRING ‘EM OUT
BRING ‘EM OUT
IT’S HARD TO YELL WITH MY PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH!


WHAT! WHAT!
PUT ‘EM UP
PUT ‘EM UP
:lol

Kamnik
04-28-2009, 11:55 AM
Only scared little bitches need to sign up for a troll account.

agreed

TheProfessor
04-28-2009, 12:24 PM
That's my man Hype Man hypin' up the fans
Stirrin shit up like Artest in the stands
It's cool to snitch to get rid of trolls that suck
Not so when it's about what I pay girls I fuck

Kobe did some bitch snitchin all about my mils
Police report blackin out the fuckin name Shaquille
Rat me out again and I'll bitch slap your face
Only do approved snitchin & tell me how my ass taste!
:lol @ Rappin' Shaq cameo

LnGrrrR
04-28-2009, 12:40 PM
Wow... I was just looking at join dates, and found out that my kid is due this year on the anniversary of the day I joined ST. Neat.

LnGrrrR
04-28-2009, 12:44 PM
Oh, and I'd like to take the time here to thank Rappin Shaq, Hype Man Manu, BRHorent and LeCrab for being some of the funniest trolls I've read so far here.

JamStone
04-28-2009, 01:15 PM
:lol @ Rappin' Shaq cameo

If Jay-Z and Eminem can come out of retirement, why not?

Girasuck
04-28-2009, 01:32 PM
Anyone want to claim Mark Jackson? He's one funny mother fucker.

IronMexican
04-28-2009, 01:34 PM
Anyone want to claim Mark Jackson? He's one funny mother fucker.

I think that's dirk4mvp


I'd rather know who Hubie Brown is. Even though he has like 3 posts, they are all gold.

LeCrab
04-28-2009, 01:38 PM
I'm new to this pond. I've traveled a lot. But this seemed like a nice spot. I like the weather. I'm not a snow crab. I might stick around a while. It's been crab-fab so far.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
04-28-2009, 02:09 PM
I think that's dirk4mvp


I'd rather know who Hubie Brown is. Even though he has like 3 posts, they are all gold.

I like Donnie Nelson the most.

sribb43
04-28-2009, 02:19 PM
My fav is Josh Howard

BUMP
04-28-2009, 03:26 PM
Anyone want to claim Mark Jackson? He's one funny mother fucker.

yeah that ones mine

i dont like to use it anymore, might as well out him now

IronMexican
04-28-2009, 03:27 PM
yeah that ones mine

i dont like to use it anymore, might as well out him now

Are you Hubie Brown? He's the best.

BUMP
04-28-2009, 03:31 PM
no :lol

Hubie Brown and Donnie are hilarious, wouldn't be surprised if one of them's Mono

IronMexican
04-28-2009, 03:49 PM
no :lol

Hubie Brown and Donnie are hilarious, wouldn't be surprised if one of them's Mono

"It's amazing what the Mavs are doing without Devean George and Jerry Stackhouse":rollin

dirk4mvp
04-28-2009, 04:56 PM
yeah that ones mine

i dont like to use it anymore, might as well out him now

I could've swore Mark Jackson was findawg.

BUMP
04-28-2009, 04:58 PM
I could've swore Mark Jackson was findawg.

its hard to guess who the trolls are. i could've sworn BRHorent was Ghazi.

LeCrab
04-28-2009, 05:19 PM
That's my man Hype Man hypin' up the fans
Stirrin shit up like Artest in the stands
It's cool to snitch to get rid of trolls that suck
Not so when it's about what I pay girls I fuck

Kobe did some bitch snitchin all about my mils
Police report blackin out the fuckin name Shaquille
Rat me out again and I'll bitch slap your face
Only do approved snitchin & tell me how my ass taste!

I stay on sandy beaches, yeah it's time to get crab crunk
Shaq always on snack attacks, that's why he's a fat fuck
Too busy eatin cheetos, he can't solve this damn riddle
Whose out of shape ass violates basketball more than a crab dribble?

Even Superman gets old, you're gassed out, Mr. Shaq Diesel
If it's snitching to say you're old and fat, well then call me LeCrab Weasel
I know you want to pound on me and turn me into crab cakes
But you too busy writing love poems to Kobe asking him how your ass tastes!

Shank
04-28-2009, 05:25 PM
I'm not going to backread, but I'm a huge fan of Beastie Boys Robot. If that's someone's troll, then kudos to you good sir.

Shank
04-28-2009, 05:29 PM
my favorite mono troll is monoslobsond1ck

Man, I GiggleFarted so hard when I saw the picture in your sig. :lol

Trainwreck2100
04-28-2009, 05:36 PM
Man, I GiggleFarted so hard when I saw the picture in your sig. :lol

i just want to read the materials and procedure

Summers
04-28-2009, 05:44 PM
I actually googled Trainwreck's signature the other day because I couldn't believe it. :lol

Spoiler alert: The original was something about Coke rotting your teeth. :lol

mavs>spurs2
04-28-2009, 05:50 PM
Did we ever find out who was BRhorent?

Lars
04-28-2009, 06:40 PM
Please don't expose Lecrab and Chris Fall. What they have done is pure art.

JamStone
04-29-2009, 09:42 AM
no :lol

Hubie Brown and Donnie are hilarious, wouldn't be surprised if one of them's Mono


I'd actually like to hear from Donnie right now and read his thoughts on his team. The irony in how his words actually really applying is pretty fucking funny.

jazzypimp
04-29-2009, 11:24 AM
Did we ever find out who was BRhorent?

yea, that one was mine!

mffl89
04-29-2009, 09:52 PM
I actually googled Trainwreck's signature the other day because I couldn't believe it. :lol

Spoiler alert: The original was something about Coke rotting your teeth. :lol

http://scienceblogs.com/retrospectacle/upload/2007/03/science%20fair.jpg

Original picture.

mavs>spurs2
04-29-2009, 10:19 PM
yea, that one was mine!

:lol