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Walton Buys Off Me
04-28-2009, 07:02 PM
As one of the founding fathers of Spurstalk, I reserve the right to say what I want, when I want and the best part? An audience always seems to gather when I do.

The Spurs will win tonight, I personally guarantee it. As sure as Zach Randolph is passed out on a couch right now with a bag of weed, a loaded gun and an empty bucket of KFC at his feet, the Spurs will win tonight.

This is a message to Spurs and Mavs fans alike.

To the Spurs' fans doubting the team; you're the same bunch I had to personally reel back in after the two devastating losses in Detroit during the 2005 Finals. Guess who won that series?

To the Mavs fans living it up like Mark Cuban at gay pride parade; you're the same group of morons that raised a banner for winning the Western Conference. Small accomplishments amuse fragile squads. You haven't won squat.

The playoffs are not over people- where's the championship pedigree here?

Let's hit the reset button and take it one game at a time. You never know what the future holds.

Tonight and every other game in this series is a must win. Yes Manu Ginobili is out. Yes Pop appears as competent as the Argentinean medical staff with his refusal to play George Hill and his being the only living organism on the planet that believes Matt Bonner is an NBA player but guess what? In a must-win game, if you give me Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Bruce Bowen and Gregg Popovich, I TAKE THOSE ODDS.

Start planning for game 6.

Mel_13
04-28-2009, 07:08 PM
As sure as Zach Randolph is passed out on a couch right now with a bag of weed, a loaded gun and an empty bucket of KFC at his feet


:lol classic

Amuseddaysleeper
04-28-2009, 07:08 PM
How do you feel about the Spurs chances in Game 6?

Spurs_down_3to1
04-28-2009, 07:08 PM
Walton must be smoking some good stuff because his prediction is way off.

The_Worlds_finest
04-28-2009, 07:11 PM
http://www.dvdclassik.com/V2/Critiques/warriors%2006.jpg
CANNNN YOOOOOOOU DIIIIIIIIIGGGGGG IIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!

Spurs_down_3to1
04-28-2009, 07:12 PM
What is the Walton prediciton that we see Timmy make this face tonight?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3660/3480176852_5498fff157_o.jpg

I say 100%

GrandeDavid
04-28-2009, 07:14 PM
Good to see you around here, Walton. Your threads are always a thrill and as far as I can recollect, always spot on.

The_Worlds_finest
04-28-2009, 07:14 PM
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Walton Buys Off Me
04-28-2009, 07:15 PM
What is the Walton prediciton that we see Timmy make this face tonight?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3660/3480176852_5498fff157_o.jpg

I say 100%

The same predication that you won't be here in a week when your Mavs lose. Actually, you will, under a different moniker pretending to be a fan of the Spurs' next opponent.

timvp
04-28-2009, 07:35 PM
Yes Pop appears as competent as the Argentinean medical staff:lol Not sure why that was funny ... but it was.

beachwood
04-28-2009, 07:48 PM
Word. Keep pounding the rock.

GrandeDavid
04-28-2009, 10:35 PM
Not looking too prophetic at this point.

Thomas82
04-28-2009, 10:37 PM
Not looking too prophetic at this point.

Not good at all.

Scola
04-28-2009, 10:38 PM
69-82, looking pretty grim right about now

IcemanCometh
04-28-2009, 10:43 PM
Is this 2001? Jesus fucking christ we suck

Aggie Hoopsfan
04-28-2009, 10:44 PM
So... got any good lotto numbers laying around?