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peewee's lovechild
04-29-2009, 09:25 AM
She plays a prostitute and it makes me happy in my pants.

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8470/foxhexx2.jpg

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/5481/foxhexx3.jpg

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3436/foxhexx4.jpg

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6444/foxhexx1.jpg

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9899/foxhexx5.jpg

Troll
04-29-2009, 09:28 AM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=124451

peewee's lovechild
04-29-2009, 09:30 AM
Fuck, I can't believe I was late to this one.

Oh, well.

Viva Las Espuelas
04-29-2009, 09:37 AM
man, you should see her latest Esquire cover.

very hot

peewee's lovechild
04-29-2009, 09:40 AM
man, you should see her latest Esquire cover.

very hot

Dude, post the pics.

Viva Las Espuelas
04-29-2009, 09:41 AM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/04/meganfoxesquire.jpg

peewee's lovechild
04-29-2009, 09:46 AM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/04/meganfoxesquire.jpg



This woman is all that is good.

MiamiHeat
04-29-2009, 01:10 PM
she's nothin special. she's just a skinny chick with a pretty face.

there are way hotter women in the world who aren't famous.

CuckingFunt
04-29-2009, 02:18 PM
I still put her in the "meh" category of hotness. Sometimes she looks really pretty, but there's just something wonky about her face.

That being said, I gots nothing against corsets or cuban heel, back seemed stockings. Nothing at all.

monosylab1k
04-29-2009, 02:24 PM
I still put her in the "meh" category of hotness. Sometimes she looks really pretty, but there's just something wonky about her face.

That being said, I gots nothing against corsets or cuban heel, back seemed stockings. Nothing at all.

:tu agree with everything.

mrsmaalox
04-29-2009, 02:29 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/04/meganfoxesquire.jpg

That's probably the best photo I've seen of her. And the first one where she isn't making that goofy buck tooth mouth.

pawe
04-29-2009, 02:35 PM
she's nothin special. she's just a skinny chick with a pretty face.

there are way hotter women in the world who aren't famous.

You know how I think you're gay?

Viva Las Espuelas
04-29-2009, 02:42 PM
That's probably the best photo I've seen of her. And the first one where she isn't making that goofy buck tooth mouth.
leave her mouth alone.

MiamiHeat
04-29-2009, 03:02 PM
You know how I think you're gay?

she's a skinny chick with no tits or ass.

so basically, if you think her face is 'ok', then you are like me.


there are WAY hotter women who are not famous and you never hear about.

Ed Helicopter Jones
04-29-2009, 03:04 PM
there are way hotter women in the world who aren't famous.




Isn't that true for 95% of the celebs out there?



I do think she's pretty gorgeous, though.

MiamiHeat
04-29-2009, 03:17 PM
yeah she's attractive, but to worship her like this?

she ain't that special.


now, if you want to worship...say.... Shay Laren.....

http://www.hottestgirlsofmyspace.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/miss_shay.jpg

http://www.shaylaren.co.uk/images/shay_laren3.jpg

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_39862a5e89a29f423676053ea7f291a0.jpg

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/boobs_bouncing.gif



Her tits are 100% natural. The real deal.... AND she has a prettier face than Megan Fox. Shay Laren is a goddess, worthy of thread worship.


and to top it off, Shay Laren was not famous. When she was 19, her dumbass military husband cheated on her with a co-worker. So, to get revenge on his dumbass, Shay Laren went into nude modeling and the rest is history. Penthouse of the year or something like that. If her husband never cheated on her, she would have been one of the hottest women on Earth that you never heard about.

So really, Megan Fox is nothin special. Her face is ...jagged? No tits or ass. She's attractive, but this type of hype is dumb in my opinion.

Spur-Addict
04-29-2009, 03:59 PM
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_39862a5e89a29f423676053ea7f291a0.jpg










You can see her ass from the front. I approve.

velik_m
04-29-2009, 04:02 PM
.... AND she has a prettier face than Megan Fox.

She has a face?

Viva Las Espuelas
04-29-2009, 04:03 PM
You can see her ass from the front. I approve.
niice. that's like seeing the curvature of the breast from behind.

lebomb
04-29-2009, 04:14 PM
That Shay bitch is NOT prettier than Megan Fox........ Hell NO. Maybe bigger titties, but thats it.

http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/megan-fox5.jpg
http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/megan-fox-comic.jpg
http://popularbiographies.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/megan-fox-sexy.jpg

lebomb
04-29-2009, 04:23 PM
...............and in case you need more proof?

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/m/megan_fox/thumbnails/tn2_megan_fox_3.jpg
http://www.celebs101.com/wallpapers/Megan_Fox/161372/Megan_Fox_056.jpg
http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/megan-fox-hollywood-star.jpg


If she were not famous and she turned on the street and gave you a smile..........ALL of you lying summanabitches saying she aint much, would cream your lil panties.

hobbit feet
04-29-2009, 04:26 PM
Meh, she's got toethumbs.

lebomb
04-29-2009, 04:28 PM
Meh, she's got toethumbs.

If you are looking at her thumbs..........you are gay anyhow....and need to hit the faggot threads. :rolleyes

peewee's lovechild
04-29-2009, 04:29 PM
Keep those pictures coming.

peewee's lovechild
04-29-2009, 04:29 PM
Who the fuck is looking at thumbs?

lebomb
04-29-2009, 04:31 PM
She could have 3 fingers on each hand........and I would stick knock the dust off that kitty.

hobbit feet
04-29-2009, 04:31 PM
If you are looking at her thumbs..........you are gay anyhow....and need to hit the faggot threads. :rolleyes

STFU you damn homo.

I just don't like her thumbs. (http://alfparelli.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/thumbkj4.png)

Now suckoff!!!

hobbit feet
04-29-2009, 04:32 PM
She could have 3 fingers on each hand........and I would stick knock the dust off that kitty.

You'd rather knock the dust off my knob.

MiamiHeat
04-29-2009, 04:35 PM
Shay Laren VS Megan Fox

Shay would win.

lmao at that "maybe shay has bigger boobs"

Megan is almost flat. Push-up bras give Megan the little cleavage she has.

JoeChalupa
04-29-2009, 04:38 PM
For me, Megan is hotter, but that is just me.

lebomb
04-29-2009, 04:38 PM
Shay Laren VS Megan Fox

Shay would win.

lmao at that "maybe shay has bigger boobs"

Megan is almost flat. Push-up bras give Megan the little cleavage she has.


I work with at least 3 girls that are on par with that Shay chick.......as attractive with big tits. :rolleyes

MiamiHeat........you basing Shay hotness on big titties? There are TONS of women with big tits.

And STFU Hobbit.........you better be glad you get any bitch.

MiamiHeat
04-29-2009, 04:41 PM
I work with at least 3 girls that are on par with that Shay chick.......as attractive with big tits. :rolleyes



in your dreams, liar.

Shay has a prettier face than Megan too. and a killer body better than megan fox, too.

http://bricksandstonesgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/pictu1re-1fdg.jpg

JoeChalupa
04-29-2009, 04:42 PM
in your dreams, liar.

Shay has a prettier face than Megan too.

I'd have to respectfully disagree with you on that one.

sonic21
04-29-2009, 04:42 PM
i'm disappointed, miamiheat hasn't posted pics of melissa theurieu yet

MiamiHeat
04-29-2009, 04:45 PM
why don't you post them then. i'm disappointed in you

Viva Las Espuelas
04-29-2009, 04:47 PM
I just don't like her thumbs. (http://alfparelli.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/thumbkj4.png)

that's freaky

Ballcox
04-29-2009, 04:47 PM
I've got to go with Miami Heat's girl, she's DAMN good looking. Course, never really saw the big deal about Megan Fox, she has wierd tatoos all over, strange looking thumbs and small tits. Face is great, but you need more than a pretty face to make it work. Kind of like having a great looking car but no engine under the hood.

JoeChalupa
04-29-2009, 04:52 PM
I've got to go with Miami Heat's girl, she's DAMN good looking. Course, never really saw the big deal about Megan Fox, she has wierd tatoos all over, strange looking thumbs and small tits. Face is great, but you need more than a pretty face to make it work. Kind of like having a great looking car but no engine under the hood.

See, I don't think she's DAMN good looking. Attractive body and bodacious tattas but not a real pretty sexy face, IMO. But what ever works for you.

MiamiHeat
04-29-2009, 04:54 PM
http://latabernaderael.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/shaylaren.jpg
http://www.babesfreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/shay-laren-01.jpg

http://www.sme.sk/cdata/3555966/sl4.jpg

http://www.mychillpill.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/shay_laren_orange_bikini-1.jpg

http://www.mychillpill.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/shay_laren_orange_bikini-2.jpg
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Ballcox
04-29-2009, 04:56 PM
Miami Heat's girl works for me. I can't believe how stupid you'd have to be to cheat on something like that, her x-boyfriend/husband has to be kicking himself daily for letting that go.

That's why I don't ever consider cheating on my wife. I'm still not sure how I managed to land such a good looking woman, but you can bet your ass I'm not going to give her a reason to dump me and then go win Penthouse pet of the year (although I highly doubt she would go that route!).

MiamiHeat
04-29-2009, 04:58 PM
Miami Heat's girl works for me. I can't believe how stupid you'd have to be to cheat on something like that, her x-boyfriend/husband has to be kicking himself daily for letting that go.

That's why I don't ever consider cheating on my wife. I'm still not sure how I managed to land such a good looking woman, but you can bet your ass I'm not going to give her a reason to dump me and then go win Penthouse pet of the year (although I highly doubt she would go that route!).

dude, i don't know what that guy was smoking.

and Shay Laren was NINETEEN!! 19 freaking young. holy shit.

MiamiHeat
04-29-2009, 05:04 PM
I'd have to respectfully disagree with you on that one.

http://bricksandstonesgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/pictu1re-1fdg.jpg

JoeChalupa
04-29-2009, 05:05 PM
There are always stupid men out there. Like that idiot who cheated on Halle Berry.

JoeChalupa
04-29-2009, 05:05 PM
http://bricksandstonesgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/pictu1re-1fdg.jpg


What is your point. I said Megan has a prettier face.

JoeChalupa
04-29-2009, 05:06 PM
Plus the trolls choose Megan. :tu

MiamiHeat
04-29-2009, 05:08 PM
well, you said you find men like brad pitt hot and attractive

so what do you know :downspin:

JoeChalupa
04-29-2009, 05:12 PM
well, you said you find men like brad pitt hot and attractive

so what do you know :downspin:

Well.. I never said hot but what ever eases your conscience. :tu I still say Megan is prettier and hotter.

MiamiHeat
04-29-2009, 05:22 PM
Megan Fox : "I'm so painfully insecure I'm on the verge of vomiting right now," the "Transformers" star told E! news on the red carpet at the Golden Globes on Sunday.

"I'm a tranny," she insisted. "I'm a man."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479806,00.html

-----------------------------------------

Shay Laren : Husband cheats on her, so she gets revenge by posing nude and winning Penthouse awards.


Shay Laren wins again.

======

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2007/06/transformers-premiere/megan-fox-transformers-premiere-04.jpg

She looks like a trashy hooker.

sonic21
04-29-2009, 05:27 PM
is megan fox an actress? i didn't know her before joining ST

Frenzy
04-29-2009, 07:09 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/04/meganfoxesquire.jpg


just step on me once please.

lebomb
04-29-2009, 08:40 PM
LOL............shay has a nice body. But her face is not gorgeous by no means. When you are laying their screwing a girl, you damn sure want to be staring into a pretty face..........especially sexy eyes.........which Megan has WAY over Shay.

Strike
04-29-2009, 08:53 PM
LOL............shay has a nice body. But her face is not gorgeous by no means. When you are laying their screwing a girl, you damn sure want to be staring into a pretty face..........especially sexy eyes.........which Megan has WAY over Shay.

That's why there's doggystyle.

By the way, as far as Megan and Shay are concerned...both are super-hot in my opnion. I'm not exactly sure what I'd do to either/or, but I do know that whatever it is, it'd be the greatest 14 seconds of her life!

JoeChalupa
04-29-2009, 08:57 PM
LOL............shay has a nice body. But her face is not gorgeous by no means. When you are laying their screwing a girl, you damn sure want to be staring into a pretty face..........especially sexy eyes.........which Megan has WAY over Shay.

I concur. :tu

Avitus1
04-29-2009, 10:06 PM
I dont know who is hotter.... more pictures pleasee...

florige
04-29-2009, 11:10 PM
Idk, Megan Fox sorta lost points with me when I found out she went under the knife. Even though they did a hell of a job, it still sucks because I thought that beauty was all natural.

MiamiHeat
04-30-2009, 12:47 AM
Megan Fox : "I'm so painfully insecure I'm on the verge of vomiting right now," the "Transformers" star told E! news on the red carpet at the Golden Globes on Sunday.

"I'm a tranny," she insisted. "I'm a man."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479806,00.html


No wonder Joe likes it. :lol

IronMexican
04-30-2009, 01:12 AM
She kind of looks like my favorite porn star, Avena Lee.

Spur-Addict
04-30-2009, 01:21 AM
I know everyone has their own likes, but Megan is actually a freckle faced, very flat chested, pie face. I find her extremely sexy/sluty, but far from pretty. That chic Shay is killing Megan.

More importantly, who is that in your sig?

I likes.

(The female pictured below)

MaNuMaNiAc
04-30-2009, 02:34 AM
:lmao @ all the fucking geeks in this thread saying Megan Fox isn't pretty

Cry Havoc
04-30-2009, 02:37 AM
I don't find Shay OR Megan to be that attractive. I mean, sure, they're nice looking (and I would definitely ask either of them out, had I the opportunity), but so are thousands of other women out there in the U.S.

http://ithacaishome.typepad.com/ithaca_is_home/images/rachel_mcadams_1.jpg

and

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/78/36/0000037836_20070215165206.jpg

are both much more attractive, in my opinion.

lebomb
04-30-2009, 06:59 AM
Basically what we have found out here is that looks and attractiveness are subjective. Each of us is attracted to different people. Some thinks one is hot another thinks that person is awight. To each his own.

Personally, Im attracted to dark haired, latin/hispanic women with big tits and asses. :hat

Example:

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/58/73/0000035873_20061116182416.jpg


:hungry:

Fabbs
04-30-2009, 08:01 AM
...............and in case you need more proof?
http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/megan-fox-hollywood-star.jpg


If she were not famous and she turned on the street and gave you a smile..........ALL of you lying summanabitches saying she aint much, would cream your lil panties.
You mean as you are creaming with your airbrush. Compare boobs:
http://bricksandstonesgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/pictu1re-1fdg.jpg

florige
04-30-2009, 08:05 AM
:lmao @ all the fucking geeks in this thread saying Megan Fox isn't pretty



:lol Sorta reminds me of my asshole buddy who manages to find fault with just about every girl I think is gorgeous. It's weird because his ex-wife looked like that abomination character from Hulk. The other women he has dated since look like slightly slimmer versions of Shamu.

ATRAIN
04-30-2009, 08:22 AM
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/58/73/0000035873_20061116182416.jpg


:hungry:

Who is this?? GAWD DAMN!!

Viva Las Espuelas
04-30-2009, 08:27 AM
Who is this?? GAWD DAMN!!sofia vergara. i remember her from that show Fuera de Serie. she's gorgeous. i just don't like that she went to the black hair. i liked her natural color.


ladies: if you have light colored hair, whenever you switch to black hair it makes you look old and mean. just an observation.

JudynTX
04-30-2009, 08:30 AM
ladies: if you have light colored hair, whenever you switch to black hair it makes you look old and mean. just an observation.

I have brown hair w/gold & red highlights, is that ok? :)

BTW.........I think Megan Fox's eyes are stunning!

JoeChalupa
04-30-2009, 08:31 AM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Rachel McAdams is a hottie!!! But I'm sure some will find her to plain or pale or too flat chested. I don't care, I think she's hot!!

And that is Sofia Vergara.
http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/sofia-vergara/sofia-vergara-20080130-369813.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
04-30-2009, 08:34 AM
I have brown hair w/gold & red highlights, is that ok? :)

:lol
it's not black, panda

JudynTX
04-30-2009, 08:34 AM
I don't watch Spanish Novelas, but there are some spanish actresses that are very pretty. :tu

JudynTX
04-30-2009, 08:35 AM
:lol
it's not black, panda

:lol I know what you mean though.

I dyed my hair black once, only once and never again! :vomit:

Viva Las Espuelas
04-30-2009, 08:36 AM
I don't watch Spanish Novelas, but there are some spanish actresses that are very pretty. :tu
you ain't lying.

Viva Las Espuelas
04-30-2009, 08:37 AM
:lol I know what you mean though.

I dyed my hair black once, only once and never again! :vomit:
i'm glad i'm not the only one. i've seen very few women that can pull off dyed black hair.

JoeChalupa
04-30-2009, 08:38 AM
I don't watch Spanish Novelas, but there are some spanish actresses that are very pretty. :tu

Not to mention the News Anchors and talk show hosts.

JudynTX
04-30-2009, 08:39 AM
you ain't lying.

And I'm not talking about the blonde hair/blue eyed ones either. :nope

Long flowing black or brown hair, fake tits, etc. :lol

JoeChalupa
04-30-2009, 08:39 AM
I have black hair with grey highlights. I'm sure MiamiHeat would find me attractive.

Viva Las Espuelas
04-30-2009, 08:41 AM
And I'm not talking about the blonde hair/blue eyed ones either. :nope

Long flowing black or brown hair, fake tits, etc. :lol
man, have you seen these "kid" game shows they have on the spanish channels. those viejas aren't bad either.

Viva Las Espuelas
04-30-2009, 08:45 AM
here you go, atrain
http://www.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Sofia-Vergara/Sofia-Vergara-5.JPG

JudynTX
04-30-2009, 08:50 AM
I have black hair with grey highlights. I'm sure MiamiHeat would find me attractive.

:lol


man, have you seen these "kid" game shows they have on the spanish channels. those viejas aren't bad either.

I haven't seen those, but I do watch those talk shows they have. :wow

mrsmaalox
04-30-2009, 08:54 AM
I have black hair with grey highlights. I'm sure MiamiHeat would find me attractive.

Wow Joe, at your age, at least you have hair!! :p:

Viva Las Espuelas
04-30-2009, 08:58 AM
I haven't seen those, but I do watch those talk shows they have. :wow

on occasion

Viva Las Espuelas
04-30-2009, 08:59 AM
Wow Joe, at your age, at least you have hair!! :p:

better to turn gray then to turn loose.

JoeChalupa
04-30-2009, 09:01 AM
better to turn gray then to turn loose.

:lol I've actually had compliments about my grey hair so I'm not complaining.

mrsmaalox
04-30-2009, 09:04 AM
:lol I've actually had compliments about my grey hair so I'm not complaining.

I think it's a very sexy look :eyebrows

JudynTX
04-30-2009, 09:06 AM
on occasion

I think the hosts with extreme cleavage and wearing bikini's is a requirement for those shows.

Drachen
04-30-2009, 09:06 AM
Who is this?? GAWD DAMN!!

I believe that she is in the Cadillac commercials too.

"Studies show that the feature that is important to most women on a car is cupholdersss. Cupholdersss! Maybe they are talking to the wrong women"

JoeChalupa
04-30-2009, 09:06 AM
I think the hosts with extreme cleavage and wearing bikini's is a requirement for those shows.

I'm glad those requirements are strictly enforced. :tu

Viva Las Espuelas
04-30-2009, 09:09 AM
I think the hosts with extreme cleavage and wearing bikini's is a requirement for those shows....and your point is.............

JudynTX
04-30-2009, 09:10 AM
...and your point is.............

I notice these things. :hat

ATRAIN
04-30-2009, 09:12 AM
I don't watch Spanish Novelas, but there are some spanish actresses that are very pretty. :tu


you ain't lying.


Not to mention the News Anchors and talk show hosts.

God Bless those Mexican channels

ATRAIN
04-30-2009, 09:13 AM
here you go, atrain
http://www.celebrity-pictures.ca/celebrities/sofia-vergara/sofia-vergara-5.jpg

holy shit!!!!

Viva Las Espuelas
04-30-2009, 09:14 AM
God Bless those Mexican channels
now that the thread is hijacked, anette michel is one of the gorgeous ones. buenos nachas

lebomb
04-30-2009, 09:24 AM
Mun2 and Caliente RULE!!!!!

CuckingFunt
04-30-2009, 09:44 AM
i'm glad i'm not the only one. i've seen very few women that can pull off dyed black hair.

It's too severe, in general. I know lots of people who have gone dark successfully, but with warm tones; chocolate browns or deep, purple-y reds.

Evil Angel
04-30-2009, 11:08 AM
holy shit!!!!

Way hot at 37 or so I believe.

Cry Havoc
04-30-2009, 11:24 AM
http://www.andrics.com/images/alizee001.jpg

Nom nom nom.

Viva Las Espuelas
04-30-2009, 12:47 PM
http://www.andrics.com/images/alizee001.jpg

Nom nom nom.

has she graduated from middle school yet.

Ed Helicopter Jones
04-30-2009, 12:54 PM
She looks like a trashy hooker.



Excellent.

JudynTX
04-30-2009, 12:54 PM
has she graduated from middle school yet.

:lol:lol

Phenomanul
04-30-2009, 01:52 PM
has she graduated from middle school yet.

She's a French pop singer if I'm not mistaken.... I just can't remember her name...


EDIT: Alizée... her name was actually embedded in the picture link...

MiamiHeat
04-30-2009, 04:35 PM
So what have we established

that Megan Fox is :

- plastic surgery,

- flat chested and uses airbrush in some pictures to hide it,

- can look really ugly in some pictures,

- has disfigured toe thumbs

- describes herself as a "tranny" and says she is a "man" and she feels like "vomiting when thinking about herself

- Shay Laren is hotter.

- Sofia Vergara is a latin goddess, and she is hotter than Megan too.

- We should watch some spanish novelas cause latin women are hawt in them.

JoeChalupa
04-30-2009, 04:44 PM
So what I have established is

that Megan Fox is :

- plastic surgery,

- flat chested and uses airbrush in some pictures to hide it,

- can look really ugly in some pictures,

- has disfigured toe thumbs

- describes herself as a "tranny" and says she is a "man" and she feels like "vomiting when thinking about herself

- Shay Laren is hotter.

- Sofia Vergara is a latin goddess, and she is hotter than Megan too.

- We should watch some spanish novelas cause latin women are hawt in them.

Fixed.

MiamiHeat
04-30-2009, 04:54 PM
Fixed.

Fixededed.


So what have we established

that Megan Fox is :

- plastic surgery,

- flat chested and uses airbrush in some pictures to hide it,

- can look really ugly in some pictures,

- has disfigured toe thumbs

- describes herself as a "tranny" and says she is a "man" and she feels like "vomiting when thinking about herself

- Shay Laren is hotter.

- Sofia Vergara is a latin goddess, and she is hotter than Megan too.

- We should watch some spanish novelas cause latin women are hawt in them.

- JoeChalupa wants hawt sex with Brad Pitt

Cry Havoc
04-30-2009, 04:56 PM
has she graduated from middle school yet.

:lol

She's 24.

JoeChalupa
04-30-2009, 04:56 PM
So what have we established

that Megan Fox is :

- plastic surgery,

- flat chested and uses airbrush in some pictures to hide it,

- can look really ugly in some pictures,

- has disfigured toe thumbs

- describes herself as a "tranny" and says she is a "man" and she feels like "vomiting when thinking about herself

- Shay Laren is hotter.

- Sofia Vergara is a latin goddess, and she is hotter than Megan too.

- We should watch some spanish novelas cause latin women are hawt in them.

- MiamiHeat wants to see JoeChalupa having hawt sex with Brad Pitt

Only in your dreams.

JoeChalupa
04-30-2009, 04:56 PM
:lol

She's 24.

Yeah, NOW she is.

Taking it to the Hole
04-30-2009, 10:28 PM
Example:

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/58/73/0000035873_20061116182416.jpg



Sofia Vergara blows away Shay and Megan Fox by a good couple of thousand miles!:wow

ClintSquint
04-30-2009, 10:31 PM
Sofia Vergara blows away Shay and Megan Fox by a good couple of thousand miles!:wow

For sure.

MiamiHeat
05-01-2009, 12:07 AM
thats not even the young sofia vergara.

she was huge in the 1990's, those pictures you posted are her recently, i think she is 37 now


YOUNG sofia

http://saltymilk.com/wp-content/gallery/sofia-vergara/sofia_vergara_05.jpg

http://www.pimpwiz.com/images/sofia_vergara_glamor_shot.sized.jpg

http://kothelegend.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/sofia-vergara-green-bikini.jpg

MiamiHeat
05-01-2009, 12:11 AM
megan fox looks ugly compared to sofia

Cry Havoc
05-01-2009, 01:53 AM
http://kothelegend.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/sofia-vergara-green-bikini.jpg

Holy ballsack conundrum.

Jacob1983
05-01-2009, 02:33 AM
Sofia and that Shay girl are way more attractive than Megan Fox. Megan Fox looks like a hooker. She wears way too much make up, has a shitty smile, and is fake. I've never understood the hotness of Megan Fox.

MiamiHeat
05-01-2009, 03:28 PM
Sofia and that Shay girl are way more attractive than Megan Fox. Megan Fox looks like a hooker. She wears way too much make up, has a shitty smile, and is fake. I've never understood the hotness of Megan Fox.

THANK YOU

she does look like a trashy hooker.

The Franchise
05-01-2009, 04:54 PM
That's probably the best photo I've seen of her. And the first one where she isn't making that goofy buck tooth mouth.

Are you a little jealous?

The Franchise
05-01-2009, 04:56 PM
megan fox looks ugly compared to sofia

You sir are a teller of truth. :toast

JoeChalupa
05-01-2009, 04:58 PM
megan fox looks ugly compared to sofia

I can concur with that.

peewee's lovechild
05-02-2009, 03:00 AM
sofia vergara. i remember her from that show Fuera de Serie. she's gorgeous. i just don't like that she went to the black hair. i liked her natural color.


ladies: if you have light colored hair, whenever you switch to black hair it makes you look old and mean. just an observation.

Sofia looked waaaay hotter with lighter hair. She was pretty hot 10-15 years ago, when she was still banging Luis Miguel. I don't like the way she looks now.

Back where I come from, we would call her "tosca".

That new hair color and how her face has become more round have given her a "rougher" look.

And, the way that she talks, especially in English, gives her the overall look of a tranny.

peewee's lovechild
05-02-2009, 03:04 AM
I don't watch Spanish Novelas, but there are some spanish actresses that are very pretty. :tu

There is a shitload.

I masturbated to a whole host of them in my youth.

Jacob1983
05-02-2009, 01:06 PM
What I don't get is why Megan Fox winds up on top 10 hot lists. She shouldn't even be on top 100 hot lists. There are numerous female celebs that are better looking than her. Megan Fox is all hype and plastic.

Cant_Be_Faded
05-02-2009, 04:45 PM
flap-jack-ci-ty


sofia >>>>>>>> megan

Yuixafun
05-02-2009, 05:03 PM
My favorite, Colombian..

DAF86
05-02-2009, 06:09 PM
http://www.andrics.com/images/alizee001.jpg

Nom nom nom.

Alizee isn't just beatifull, she is talented too.

ZBPnw-aryMQ

tZlgNj-rIxw

sook
05-02-2009, 06:27 PM
You fuckers are so fucking stupid. One Picture of Keeley Hazel and you won't say one more thing.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/530/69883k8315loml6.jpg

z0sa
05-02-2009, 06:46 PM
megan fox is fugly

Jacob1983
05-04-2009, 12:49 AM
Amen to that.

BlackSwordsMan
05-04-2009, 07:12 AM
bj penn > all these girls

Evil Angel
05-04-2009, 07:41 AM
megan fox is fugly

I'll second that! And she dresses like shit.

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20090503/Megan%20Fox%20Transformers%202%20Set/t/mf1thumb.jpg

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20090503/Megan%20Fox%20Transformers%202%20Set/t/mf2thumb.jpg

Opinionater
05-04-2009, 07:45 AM
IMHO, these threads are nothing but "opinions" so arguing over it is lame.

Ed Helicopter Jones
05-04-2009, 10:57 AM
I'll second that! And she dresses like shit.

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20090503/Megan%20Fox%20Transformers%202%20Set/t/mf1thumb.jpg

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20090503/Megan%20Fox%20Transformers%202%20Set/t/mf2thumb.jpg

She doesn't look flat chested there.

I Love Me Some Me
05-04-2009, 11:11 AM
Maybe she's a bit overrated, and maybe there are hotter chicks out there...but to say that she's ugly is a gross exaggeration.

Spurminator
05-06-2009, 12:00 PM
I am a fan now. It's official.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid21821663001?bctid=21845810001

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 12:03 PM
I am a fan now. It's official.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid21821663001?bctid=21845810001

Okay, if you say that is ugly, fugly, or whatever else people have been saying about her . . . you're just gay as hell.

florige
05-06-2009, 12:26 PM
Okay, if you say that is ugly, fugly, or whatever else people have been saying about her . . . you're just gay as hell.



PW wouldn't you love to be David Silver for a morning?

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 12:28 PM
PW wouldn't you love to be David Silver for a morning?

Hahaha, yep.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 12:29 PM
The things I would do to Megan Fox are still illegal in many states.

florige
05-06-2009, 12:45 PM
The things I would do to Megan Fox are still illegal in many states.



Would you drink her bath water after she hadn't bathed for a month, and had diarrhea for a week and a half?

JoeChalupa
05-06-2009, 12:45 PM
She's hot.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 12:51 PM
Would you drink her bath water after she hadn't bathed for a month, and had diarrhea for a week and a half?

I would make colognes out of both.

Megan bathwater = Megan, eau de toilett

Megan diarrhea = Megan Dark

florige
05-06-2009, 12:52 PM
I would make colognes out of both.

Megan bathwater = Megan, eau de toilett

Megan diarrhea = Megan Dark





:lmao:lmao
I should have known not to try out gross you or Steven.:lol

ATRAIN
05-06-2009, 12:52 PM
I would make colognes out of both.

Megan bathwater = Megan, eau de toilett

Megan diarrhea = Megan Dark

The shit I would do to Megan makes what I said I would do to Walker kid games.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 01:01 PM
The shit I would do to Megan makes what I said I would do to Walker kid games.

Go ahead, enlighten us.

ATRAIN
05-06-2009, 01:03 PM
Go ahead, enlighten us.

LOL OH YOU know how bad it can get. lol remember those messages. I believe I won the battle of fucked up shit.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 01:05 PM
LOL OH YOU know how bad it can get. lol remember those messages. I believe I won the battle of fucked up shit.

Fuck all that noise.

I believe you wrote, "Now that's just pretty fucked up" to one of my messages.

Hahahaha.

florige
05-06-2009, 01:06 PM
The shit I would do to Megan makes what I said I would do to Walker kid games.


You would have sex with her, or just cuddle all night?

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 01:08 PM
You would have sex with her, or just cuddle all night?

Apparently, it would require barbed wire and a pair of needle nosed pliers.

ATRAIN
05-06-2009, 01:08 PM
Fuck all that noise.

I believe you wrote, "Now that's just pretty fucked up" to one of my messages.

Hahahaha.

OH yeah didnt you say something like you would strangle her and then fuck her dead body or something like that?

ATRAIN
05-06-2009, 01:09 PM
I would fuck Maalox if that meant I would fuck Megan Fox.


Beat that pee wee!!

florige
05-06-2009, 01:09 PM
OH yeah didnt you say something like you would strangle her and then fuck her dead body or something like that?




:lmao WTF?!

ATRAIN
05-06-2009, 01:11 PM
:lmao WTF?!

Flo you dont want to know but there was some text messages going back and forth on my way to Houston one weekend and I almost crashed from laughing.

balli
05-06-2009, 01:11 PM
Besides escapades with Backdoor Babysitters 9, et alii, I don't normally spend much time slobbering over entirely unattainable women, but I have to admit, that esquire video had me panting like a golden retriever on a hundred degree day.

ididnotnothat
05-06-2009, 01:12 PM
She's not drop dead gorgeous but I'd smash.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 01:12 PM
OH yeah didnt you say something like you would strangle her and then fuck her dead body or something like that?

Hahahaha, I won that round.

florige
05-06-2009, 01:14 PM
Flo you dont want to know but there was some text messages going back and forth on my way to Houston one weekend and I almost crashed from laughing.



You know what makes it so funny? I can actually picture peewee brutally strangling that poor girl to death, then making gentle love to her like nothing ever happened. lol

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 01:15 PM
I would fuck Maalox if that meant I would fuck Megan Fox.


Beat that pee wee!!

I would go bareback on that STD infested snatch and I'd even drink her cum of that meant I could have 5 minutes of heavenly pleasure with Megan Fox.

ATRAIN
05-06-2009, 01:16 PM
You know what makes it so funny? I can actually picture peewee brutally strangling that poor girl to death, then making gentle love to her like nothing ever happened. lol

LMAO I can see that too.......I can even see him cuddling with her afterwards.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 01:16 PM
Flo you dont want to know but there was some text messages going back and forth on my way to Houston one weekend and I almost crashed from laughing.

:lol

That was some funny, fucked up shit.

The funniest was when you said that you'd let her use a strap-on to fuck you.

ididnotnothat
05-06-2009, 01:16 PM
I have a feeling most women play dead when screwing little peewee.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 01:17 PM
You know what makes it so funny? I can actually picture peewee brutally strangling that poor girl to death, then making gentle love to her like nothing ever happened. lol

I also said that I'd send her body to the taxidermist to have her stuffed. That way I'd keep her in the closet and just take her out anytime I got horny.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 01:17 PM
LMAO I can see that too.......I can even see him cuddling with her afterwards.

You wouldn't?

florige
05-06-2009, 01:17 PM
I would go bareback on that STD infested snatch and I'd even drink her cum of that meant I could have 5 minutes of heavenly pleasure with Megan Fox.



:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 01:18 PM
I have a feeling most women play dead when screwing little peewee.

They often have fainting orgasms.

That's the way I roll yo.

ididnotnothat
05-06-2009, 01:19 PM
They often have fainting orgasms.

That's the way I roll yo.

Women faint at the sight of my johnson.

ididnotnothat
05-06-2009, 01:20 PM
I would go bareback on that STD infested snatch and I'd even drink her cum of that meant I could have 5 minutes of heavenly pleasure with Megan Fox.

Damn, that's twice as long as you normally last.

ATRAIN
05-06-2009, 01:21 PM
I would go bareback on that STD infested snatch and I'd even drink her cum of that meant I could have 5 minutes of heavenly pleasure with Megan Fox.

For 5 mins of fox I would eat out Maalox's dirty asshole after she took a dump in her depends.

ATRAIN
05-06-2009, 01:21 PM
:lol

that was some funny, fucked up shit.

The funniest was when you said that you'd let her use a strap-on to fuck you.

lol

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 01:23 PM
Women faint at the sight of my johnson.

Because all they see is a hairy triangular patch?

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 01:23 PM
Damn, that's twice as long as you normally last.

Hey, it's a special occasion.

ATRAIN
05-06-2009, 01:24 PM
Women faint at the sight of my johnson.

Are you asian?

TheQuattro
05-06-2009, 01:25 PM
For 5 mins of fox I would eat out Maalox's dirty asshole after she took a dump in her depends.

That kind of talk belongs in thequattro thread.

florige
05-06-2009, 01:27 PM
Remind me not to drink anything the next time you two go on this little back and forth Megan Fox session you two got going on. lol

to21
05-06-2009, 01:28 PM
For 5 mins of fox I would eat out Maalox's dirty asshole after she took a dump in her depends.:lmao

peewee's weewee
05-06-2009, 01:38 PM
I have a feeling most women play dead when screwing little peewee.

Well, they are usually passed out drunk, so it's almost like playing dead.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 01:44 PM
Well, they are usually passed out drunk, so it's almost like playing dead.

I'd appreciate you keeping our love making rituals between the two of us.

Thanks.

peewee's weewee
05-06-2009, 01:45 PM
I'd appreciate you keeping our love making rituals between the two of us.

Thanks.

Don't get all dramatic on me. I already take enough abuse with your constant tugging.

SA210
05-06-2009, 01:46 PM
I am a fan now. It's official.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid21821663001?bctid=21845810001


What a Goddess :toast

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 01:52 PM
Don't get all dramatic on me. I already take enough abuse with your constant tugging.

I'm gonna beat the shit out of you thinking about Megan Fox tonight.

You better prepare for that.

ComfortablyNumb
05-06-2009, 01:57 PM
Best part is you don't have to bend down to suck her toes.

SA210
05-06-2009, 02:08 PM
Best part is you don't have to bend down to suck her toes.

I wouldn't mind.

Borosai
05-06-2009, 02:13 PM
As far as brunettes go, I much prefer Jennifer Connelly or Kate Beckinsale. There's just something about Megan Fox that doesn't do it for me (but she does have a nice body).

SA210
05-06-2009, 02:14 PM
As far as brunettes go, I much prefer Jennifer Connelly or Kate Beckinsale. There's just something about Megan Fox that doesn't do it for me (but she does have a nice body).

I love both of those girls too. :toast

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 02:21 PM
As far as brunettes go, I much prefer Jennifer Connelly or Kate Beckinsale. There's just something about Megan Fox that doesn't do it for me (but she does have a nice body).

Jennifer Connelly is a goddess on Earth.

I love that woman.

Richard Cranium
05-06-2009, 02:25 PM
Jennifer Connelly is a goddess on Earth.

I love that woman.

She was hotter when she had big hooters.

CuckingFunt
05-06-2009, 02:44 PM
I am a fan now. It's official.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid21821663001?bctid=21845810001

From a purely practical point of view, sleeping in a bra = teh lame.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 02:54 PM
From a purely practical point of view, sleeping in a bra = teh lame.

Where's the Debbie Downer troll when you need it?

CuckingFunt
05-06-2009, 02:58 PM
Where's the Debbie Downer troll when you need it?

I'm a Debbie Downer for promoting bralessness?

Spurminator
05-06-2009, 02:59 PM
CF makes a good point.

My reaction is the same when they keep the bra on during sex scenes... Ooh, there's another one for the "what do you hate" thread...

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 03:07 PM
I'm a Debbie Downer for promoting bralessness?

No, it's for bringing up practical matters of womens wardrobe.

Who the fuck cares?

We're talking about her hotness.

CuckingFunt
05-06-2009, 03:09 PM
No, it's for bringing up practical matters of womens wardrobe.

Who the fuck cares?

We're talking about her hotness.

Ugh . . . fucking chill.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 03:16 PM
Ugh . . . fucking chill.

I'll chill when you stop bringing up female wardrobe malfunctions into a discussion of hot chicks.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 03:17 PM
Shit, Funt is probably going to post an extra long post on the feminist point of view of wearing bras.

CuckingFunt
05-06-2009, 03:18 PM
Shit, Funt is probably going to post an extra long post on the feminist point of view of wearing bras.

And you'll turn it into a 60-page argument on religion and modern art. Let's not play the predictable card.

JoeChalupa
05-06-2009, 03:19 PM
From a purely practical point of view, sleeping in a bra = teh lame.

Yeah, I don't wear underwear either.

JoeChalupa
05-06-2009, 03:19 PM
And you'll turn it into a 60-page argument on religion and modern art. Let's not play the predictable card.

:lmao

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 03:20 PM
And you'll turn it into a 60-page argument on religion and modern art. Let's not play the predictable card.

I'm not the one pointing out bras in a thread about hot bitches.

CuckingFunt
05-06-2009, 03:21 PM
I'm not the one pointing out bras in a thread about hot bitches.

No. You're pointing out someone else pointing out bras.

JoeChalupa
05-06-2009, 03:22 PM
No. You're pointing out someone else pointing out bras.

Good point.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 03:30 PM
No. You're pointing out someone else pointing out bras.

Yep.

And, this thread is not about religion, art or bras.

This thread is about hot bitches. You could've said that her bra looked itchy and it would've been better if she were showing her tits. Instead, you went with the "oh lords, them bras sho do feel impractical."

Take it to the fashion thread.

Richard Cranium
05-06-2009, 03:34 PM
Women ARE my religion and I have faith that Megan is one fantastic lay and is a work of art.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 03:37 PM
Women ARE my religion and I have faith that Megan is one fantastic lay and is a work of art.

No shit.

CuckingFunt
05-06-2009, 03:38 PM
Yep.

And, this thread is not about religion, art or bras.

This thread is about hot bitches. You could've said that her bra looked itchy and it would've been better if she were showing her tits. Instead, you went with the "oh lords, them bras sho do feel impractical."

Take to the fashion thread.

Yet the thread was briefly about pepcid's dirty asshole and Depends undergarments?

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 03:39 PM
Yet the thread was briefly about pepcid's dirty asshole and Depends undergarments?

It's relevant.

You're a chick (in all likelihood), you won't understand it.

CuckingFunt
05-06-2009, 03:43 PM
You're a chick (in all likelihood)

Speaking of predictable...



Peewee, I am eternally sorry that your enjoyment of Megan Fox's hotness is too fragile to survive my one comment about Esquire's contrived "wakin' up in my bra" shot and that I have, therefore, forever ruined this thread for you.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 03:45 PM
Speaking of predictable...



Peewee, I am eternally sorry that your enjoyment of Megan Fox's hotness is too fragile to survive my one comment about Esquire's contrived "wakin' up in my bra" shot and that I have, therefore, forever ruined this thread for you.

Thank you.

I'll get over it as soon as we get people posting more pics of her or any other gorgeous women that can be found on the internet.

No worries.

Viva Las Espuelas
05-06-2009, 03:47 PM
Yet the thread was briefly about pepcid's dirty asshole and Depends undergarments?


Speaking of predictable...



man, i didn't even break a sweat on that one.

velik_m
05-06-2009, 04:11 PM
This thread has too many words and too little pictures.

peewee's lovechild
05-06-2009, 04:16 PM
This thread has too many words and too little pictures.

JoeChalupa
05-06-2009, 05:08 PM
This thread has too many words and too little pictures.

I can picture Megan and I fornicating like there is no tomorrow.

peewee's lovechild
05-07-2009, 10:39 AM
I can picture Megan and I fornicating like there is no tomorrow.

The Pope would like to have a word with you.

:lol

Evil Angel
05-08-2009, 10:17 PM
I'll second that! And she dresses like shit.


OK, I give, she's got a hot body and it seems to be getting better as time goes on!
But there is still something about those thumbs... :wow

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/bigimages2/megan_fox_esquire_mag_pic_6_big.jpg

MiamiHeat
05-08-2009, 11:18 PM
have you guys never seen a skinny woman before?!?

there are many...