The most awesome kittens ever. [Archive]

Jekka

03-23-2005, 02:26 PM

Update on kitty distribution:

I am officially keeping the kittens at my place until they are ready to leave their mother. I plan on holding those of you who said you wanted them (SpursWoman and Duff I believe) to your word unless I hear otherwise.

They're so awesome and cute, and we handle them regularly so they'll be very used to people by the time you get them - and if they turn out like their mother they'll be very sweet and very pretty. They're all gray and white (mostly gray) and we'll post more pictures whenever we remember to when there's good light outside.

exstatic

03-23-2005, 03:22 PM

Duff will come by and pick up his kittens after he pays Jim back, a couple of years, if at all.

3rdCoast

03-23-2005, 03:42 PM

we have to pay if we want the cats?how much?im lookin for a new cat to keep my cat company

MannyIsGod

03-23-2005, 03:43 PM

They're free, as long as you can prove you'd be a good home.

Jekka

03-23-2005, 03:50 PM

we have to pay if we want the cats?how much?im lookin for a new cat to keep my cat company

I know Manny says they're free - and you don't have to pay me anything - but in the words of my father: "There is no such thing as a free cat." They will have to have their shots and get spayed/neutered, but that's it. I just want them to go to a good home, I'm not looking to make any money off it - and there's a program called SNAP (Spay and Neuter Assistance Program) that I just learned about today where you can get everything done discounted if not free.

cherylsteele

03-23-2005, 03:51 PM

we have to pay if we want the cats?how much?im lookin for a new cat to keep my cat company

I also have a 4 kittens to give away in about 2 mos.....the kittens are 15 days old.

They are American Shorthair (Calico)....the mother had 5....4 black one 1 white.....I am wanting to keep the white one.

They are fresh out of the box......paint isn't quite dry on them yet :)

3rdCoast

03-23-2005, 03:59 PM

i already got a tite ass cat and hes well provided for. i will most likely take one of the kittens so holla at me when u ready to give em up

MannyIsGod

03-23-2005, 03:59 PM

Yeah, what Jess said. You will have to give the cat(s) proper care.

3rdCoast

03-23-2005, 04:03 PM

yea no doubt, im game

cherylsteele

03-23-2005, 04:12 PM

i already got a tite ass cat and hes well provided for. i will most likely take one of the kittens so holla at me when u ready to give em up

I am assuming this is aimed at me?

The rule of though is at least to months...until they are no longer weaning (nursing) and are more self-sufficient....if that makes sense. I was lucky enough to have been on my vacation we they were born and witnessed it....I have seen it on Tv...but it just isn't the same....they all are healthy...I had to do absolutely nothing to help the birth.

The mother is a stray from our complex and we adopted it a few months ago...we figured she was pregnant but to us it didn't matter....she is so cool.....she will sit me on the la=z=boy and put her paw on my leg and sit there and look at me and meow as if to say....howdy.....I love you.

tlongII

03-23-2005, 04:26 PM

I will take a kitten. Mail one to me.

cherylsteele

03-23-2005, 04:33 PM

I will take a kitten. Mail one to me.

I am not so sure UPS would appreciate that too much :)

bigzak25

03-23-2005, 04:43 PM

http://www.orangeride.com/newcontent/deadcat_box.jpg

MannyIsGod

03-23-2005, 04:48 PM

awww man, that's messed up

3rdCoast

03-23-2005, 04:56 PM

this is my cat
http://images5.theimagehosting.com/MVC-015S.4.JPG (http://www.theimagehosting.com)
http://images5.theimagehosting.com/MVC-017S.3.JPG (http://www.theimagehosting.com)

CosmicCowboy

03-23-2005, 05:11 PM

enough about awesome kittens!

http://www.revsharesex.com/rev2040/members/singers/JessicaSimpson8.jpg

we need more pictures of awesome puppies!

Useruser666

03-23-2005, 05:20 PM

How many kittens does it take to serve 10 people?

Ed Helicopter Jones

03-23-2005, 05:27 PM

How many kittens does it take to serve 10 people?

One summer when I was in college I worked at a lumber yard in Houston, TX, and we'd buy burritos from this really great little Mexican burrito stand near the yard. Some of the best burritos I've ever had.

I learned a few years later that the health department shut them down for putting dog and cat meat in the burritos!!

That would explain the occasional leather collar I'd find in mine. I always thought that the meat was just a little overdone.

Anyhoo, I'd argue that those were the most awesome kittens ever! Delicioso!!

bigzak25

03-23-2005, 05:40 PM

http://crushi.com/Sexlewd/ADD%20SEX/thumbnails/DCP_1831_JPG.jpg

Useruser666

03-23-2005, 05:51 PM

http://www.hillan.org/ejh/blog/images/CATBREAD2.JPG

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0413760405.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

gay abc

03-23-2005, 05:56 PM

speaking of pussy

whatever happened to violent kitten ??

ALVAREZ6

03-23-2005, 05:57 PM

speaking of pussy

whatever happened to violent kitten ??
he died.

gay abc

03-23-2005, 06:02 PM

he died.

be nice jota :rolleyes

SpursWoman

03-23-2005, 06:03 PM

I plan on holding those of you who said you wanted them (SpursWoman and Duff I believe) to your word unless I hear otherwise.

No problem....they'll (hopefull) help replace the one that got hit by a car a few weeks ago and now another that has been MIA for quite a while. :(

And hopefully with these my daughter will get off my ass about getting another dog. For a little while, anyway. :fro

jalbre6

03-23-2005, 06:04 PM

speaking of pussy

whatever happened to violent kitten ??

I thought s/he was resurrected as DuncanMVP.

MannyIsGod

03-23-2005, 06:06 PM

hhahhhahaha, it's classic how quickly people find out who people are.

Kori Ellis

03-23-2005, 06:11 PM

DuncanMVP isn't MarcusBryant/SpursFan as everyone has been insinuating lately.

tlongII

03-23-2005, 06:31 PM

DuncanMVP isn't MarcusBryant/SpursFan as everyone has been insinuating lately.

No, but violent_kitten is.

KEDA

03-23-2005, 07:05 PM

Let me get this straight, you are going to BUY cats from this guy?

http://www.mailbling.com/ken03.jpg

:lmao

Shelly

03-23-2005, 07:39 PM

No problem....they'll (hopefull) help replace the one that got hit by a car a few weeks ago and now another that has been MIA for quite a while. :(

And hopefully with these my daughter will get off my ass about getting another dog. For a little while, anyway. :fro

:(

Hmmm....I see an extortion letter in your near future....

herbivore female

03-24-2005, 12:12 AM

duff + a cat = more single than 1 dollar bill

Jekka

04-08-2005, 04:00 PM

I took a couple new pictures of one of the kitties today (the others were sleeping, otherwise I would have gotten all four):

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/weezywantscoffee/kittens3.jpg

and...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/weezywantscoffee/kittens4.jpg

Since Duff backed out I may have an extra one to give away in a couple weeks if anyone is interested. They're getting really playful and fun - they are awesome entertainment.

Kori Ellis

04-08-2005, 07:54 PM

The second one (all gray with white feet) is super cute.

3rdCoast

04-08-2005, 11:38 PM

Yea, I love cats

Duff McCartney

04-09-2005, 12:00 AM

Honestly people which would you rather have....that kitten or this....

http://home.ripway.com/2003-11/37679/Lylacropped.jpg

MannyIsGod

04-09-2005, 12:15 AM

You know, I should have known better to believe your non loan paying ass was actually going to keep a commitment. What a jackass. I turned people away because you said you were going to take one. If you don't plan on following through with what you say, next time don't open your mouth.

MannyIsGod

04-09-2005, 12:31 AM

Christy,

You can pick of of the 4, but they have broken up into a couple of pairs when they play, so it would be good to keep those together.

They should be ready to go pretty soon, their teeth are starting to come in.

T Park

04-09-2005, 01:21 AM

id get one, if I didnt already have a 1and a half year old basset hound already.

AlamoSpursFan

04-09-2005, 10:37 AM

A little FYI to all of you kitten owners out there. We found out the hard way last week that Dachsunds are efficient little kitten killers. So keep an eye on your kitties if there are weiner dogs around.

And now...for something completely DIFFERENT (http://uploads.ungrounded.net/content.php?id=228520&name=228520_Kitten_Cannon.swf&title=Kitten%20Cannon%21&date=1113019200&quality=b&uj=0&w=650&h=400) (unless you count the penguin toss game).

Duff McCartney

04-09-2005, 10:53 AM

If you don't plan on following through with what you say, next time don't open your mouth.

I never said I was going to take one. I said I might take one. But that I would let you know.

I think I might want one too....

MannyIsGod

04-09-2005, 12:32 PM

http://pictures.sprintpcs.com/i/65346319109_468.jpg

Jess took one to the vet this morning because they had been sneezing and had some runny eyes lately. They have an infection so she got some antibotics and some anti worm medication to be on the same side.

They all seem to be doing great though, aside from some kitty boogers. :)

SpursWoman

04-09-2005, 03:42 PM

I'm ready when you are....I made the mistake of telling my daughter and she's driving me nuts about them. :)

MannyIsGod

04-09-2005, 06:43 PM

I never said I was going to take one. I said I might take one. But that I would let you know.

Yet, when Jess posted that she was going to hold you to it, you didn't feel the need to say that did you?

No worries, as I said before, I should have known better.

MannyIsGod

04-09-2005, 06:45 PM

Duff will come by and pick up his kittens after he pays Jim back, a couple of years, if at all.

Jesus, I need to listen to you more often.

Duff McCartney

04-09-2005, 08:13 PM

Damn you act like I stole something from you...if so many people have asked you for them..then give the kitten to them. You act like me not taking it has slowed your life down to a grinding halt.

MannyIsGod

04-09-2005, 09:12 PM

It just pisses me off that you said something (and don't give me your cop out shit) and didn't follow through. I turned people away Duff, and they went on and found other options. I know you don't understand why that makes me angry, but that's something I should have gathered from the history of your actions.

Kori Ellis

04-09-2005, 09:18 PM

Manny, usually you are right when it comes to Duff, but this time you aren't.

Here's what Duff said back then.

I think I might want one too....

That's not much of a commitment. So at that point I think it was your responsibility to at least say, "Duff, did you decide if you want want or not?" before turning other people away.

Jekka

04-09-2005, 09:32 PM

Update on kitty distribution:

I am officially keeping the kittens at my place until they are ready to leave their mother. I plan on holding those of you who said you wanted them (SpursWoman and Duff I believe) to your word unless I hear otherwise.

Also, from Manny private messages -

Yo Manny, I think I'm gonna have to bow out of taking one of your kittens. I just yesterday got a new puppy and I think I'll have my hands full with two dogs. I'll send you a picture of the new puppy when I get one but sorry about not being able to take it. I hope you find a good home for them.

Kori, Duff knew we were holding one for him. And he wouldn't have had to "bow out" if he didn't have any commitment.

Jekka

04-09-2005, 09:40 PM

tx3rdcoastborn, we have an extra one if you are still looking for one.

Duff McCartney

04-10-2005, 12:40 AM

I didn't say anything that committed me to taking one. But I wrote that with as much niceness as possible. I could have easily ignored you and never said anything about it. Then Manny comes out and starts with the insults like a bitch. Seriously Manny, what the fuck is your problem?

MannyIsGod

04-10-2005, 02:10 AM

Nothing dude, nothing. Forget it. You're good at that, do it again.

Jekka

05-08-2005, 07:39 PM

So I took a couple pictures of the one kitty I have left that's up for adoption...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/weezywantscoffee/runt1.jpg

and

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/weezywantscoffee/runt2.jpg

If anyone is interested, please let me know. I keep getting false leads on finding a home for her, and I can't afford to keep her - I would if I could, she's awesome. I just found a new apartment and will be moving really soon, and I really should give her away before then -

Shelly

05-08-2005, 08:25 PM

That first picture is adorable!

exstatic

05-08-2005, 10:01 PM

Is she fixed? Does she have her shots?

Useruser666

05-08-2005, 10:21 PM

Is she fixed? Does she have her shots?

I don't know Ex, but the one's SpursWoman and I got sure did taste good! :p

Jekka

05-08-2005, 10:26 PM

Is she fixed? Does she have her shots?

That will be the responsibility of the owners, and they MUST do those 2 things if they are going to take her.

herbivore female

05-09-2005, 12:53 AM

Duff = Bruce Bowen

Manny and Jekkika = Ray Allen

He's getting under your skin isn't he, Womanny?

BTW, Duff, pay your bills you dead beat non-dad.

Jekka

05-09-2005, 10:18 AM

Manny and Jekkika = Ray Allen

He's getting under your skin isn't he, Womanny?

Ew, don't hybrid me with the Manny.

mookie2001

05-09-2005, 11:26 AM

a few years ago elpimpos dog had puppies during the summer, he was broke and going back to college, didnt want to have to deal with them, so he doublebagged them up a hefty sack and tossed them out on the side of the highway. it almost ended our friendship, we've decided its best not to talk about it

Jekka

05-09-2005, 11:34 AM

Mookie, I'm going to pretend like I didn't read that.

mookie2001

05-09-2005, 11:42 AM

i know its bad
elpimpo has no heart

MannyIsGod

05-09-2005, 12:21 PM

So, you threw away the puppies of a dog that was spayed? DUDE, THOSE WERE THE JESUS (Jesuses? Jesi?) OF PUPPIES!!!

cherylsteele

05-09-2005, 12:47 PM

I also have 4 kittens to give to a good home.....I had 3 of them adopted from people at work but they backed out.

3 Males...1 female.

I am asking for no money...just someone who will take good care of them and give them a nice loving home.

They are quite playful...sometimes too playfull....they love to play with my feet.....they are very active....and very friendly.

I do have pictures but nowhere to post them for free.
If you want a photo I can send them to you via email...or if anyone can post them for me let me know.

http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/bc/38d0284a/bc/my+kittens/MVC-034S.jpg?bfim6fCBeo6OFiJb
This is Mom

http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/bc/38d0284a/bc/my+kittens/MVC-036S.jpg?bfXs6fCBZSL0ivdp

One of the youngens

Useruser666

05-09-2005, 12:50 PM

Here's a tip. Kittens taste better grilled than fried.

violentkitten

05-09-2005, 12:53 PM

The most awesome kittens ever.

they aren't mine. i think.

SpursWoman

05-09-2005, 12:55 PM

I don't know Ex, but the one's SpursWoman and I got sure did taste good! :p

:lol :lol

Those kittens are waaaay too damn cute....even though my legs are sliced up from being the kitty scratching post/ladder. :)

Jekka

05-09-2005, 01:06 PM

Those kittens are waaaay too damn cute....even though my legs are sliced up from being the kitty scratching post/ladder. :)

Hehe, I'm glad you're having fun with them - I really did. They're all insane, but that's what makes them fun. They really are climbers though.

Gatita

05-09-2005, 01:09 PM

Pu*sy is being sold on the Forum. :lmao

Jekka

05-09-2005, 01:11 PM

Pu*sy is being sold on the Forum. :lmao

Who's selling? I'm giving it away, as long as it will be respected and appreciated.

.....

Maybe I'm on the wrong forum. :spin

Gatita

05-09-2005, 01:20 PM

Who's selling? I'm giving it away, as long as it will be respected and appreciated.

.....

Maybe I'm on the wrong forum. :spin

Even better! Got any takers?! :lmao