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monoslyab1k
04-30-2009, 07:24 PM
I had a pretty weird NBA dream last night and was curious as to what some of you thought. Some details make no sense and are vague but I'll try to be as specific as possible.

It must have been in the future since the Warriors were competing for a title while the Mavs had sunken into irrelevancy. Thus I was a Warriors fan. I went to a Warriors @ Mavs game and sat behind the Warriors bench wearing my Anthony Randolph jersey, who by that time was a top 5 player in the league. We were friends in the dream and every time he came to the bench for a breather I gave him his water bottle and a high five. He had also been complaining about a sore back so I was giving him massages during TV timeouts as well. The game ended with Randolph hitting a buzzer beating 3 and the Warriors bench went crazy. I ran up to Anthony and he gave me a bear hug with his long, athletic, freakish arms.

After the game most of the team went straight back to the hotel but me and Anthony decided to enjoy the Dallas night scene. We were at a bar and I got really hammered and passed out. I woke up and what do you know, Randolph was carrying me back to the team hotel in his long, athletic, freakish arms. I felt really secure and comfortable in his long, athletic, freakish arms.

The weird part is I woke up sweating profusely and had morning wood, I had apparently experienced a noctural emission too.

So, does this make me gay? Don't we all have subconscious sexual infatuations with long, freakish, athletic arms? Don't we all have a mancrush on an NBA player?

Give me answers!

mystargtr34
04-30-2009, 07:27 PM
No.

But that hand job you gave your boy friend before does.

mavs>spurs2
04-30-2009, 07:27 PM
:lmao

LnGrrrR
04-30-2009, 07:27 PM
Yes. [/thread]

:lol

mystargtr34
04-30-2009, 07:29 PM
How did he get the same title under his name as mono, can we edit that ourselves now?

sook
04-30-2009, 07:29 PM
Morning wood and feeling wet after waking up is nothing to fret about. PM me and we can have this MAN-TALK in private.

Just know I am always here for you and you can be frank with me bud :toast

Ghazi
04-30-2009, 07:30 PM
Jesus CHRIST I take shit from a guy who has wet dreams about NBA players?!

IronMexican
04-30-2009, 07:30 PM
Ahhh shit! I thought it was the real mono :lol

IronMexican
04-30-2009, 07:31 PM
Can anyone help me?

Link me the rest of this article for anyone who has insider.

http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/draft09/insider/columns/story?columnist=mcshay_todd&id=4110478&action=login&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fnfl %2fdraft09%2finsider%2fcolumns%2fstory%3fcolumnist %3dmcshay_todd%26id%3d4110478

Ghazi
04-30-2009, 07:32 PM
The dust has barely settled following the 2009 draft, but that doesn't mean it's too early to look ahead to 2010, and below is Scouts Inc.'s very early look at how things could unfold in the first round in 2010.

The biggest story at this point is Oklahoma's domination of the draft board. The Sooners have the No. 1 overall pick in QB Sam Bradford but also have four of the top six selections and five projected first-rounders overall. Five offensive or defensive linemen land in the top 10 along with two quarterbacks, a tight end, a safety and a linebacker.

Only players who are entering their fourth year on campus are a part of this projection, including Bradford and Penn State OLB Navorro Bowman. The order of our first round reflects Scouts Inc.'s Matt Williamson's revamped power rankings -- which take into account the playoffs, free agency and the 2009 draft -- in reverse.

So, with the first pick in the 2010 NFL mock draft, the St. Louis Rams select …

1. St. Louis Rams -- Sam Bradford, QB, Oklahoma
College football's most accurate passer could emerge as the top overall pick in 2010. The Rams should be in position to draft their future franchise quarterback after passing on Mark Sanchez in this year's draft.

2. Cleveland Browns -- Ndamukong Suh, DT, Nebraska
Suh is an underrated talent with quickness, power and versatility.

3. Detroit Lions -- Russell Okung, OT, Oklahoma State
The Lions should be in the market for a starting left tackle to protect the blind side of 2009 No. 1 overall pick Matthew Stafford.

4. Oakland Raiders -- Trent Williams, OT, Oklahoma
Oakland drafted a wide receiver (Darrius Heyward-Bey) at No. 7 overall this year rather than solidifying its offensive line with OT Eugene Monroe. The Raiders shouldn't make the same mistake in 2010.

5. Kansas City Chiefs -- Jermaine Gresham, TE, Oklahoma
The Chiefs will have some bigger needs along the offensive and defensive lines, but Gresham projects as the premier tight end in the 2010 class. He could become the replacement for future Hall of Fame TE Tony Gonzalez, who was traded to the Falcons, providing QB Matt Cassell a legitimate pass-catching threat over the middle.

6. Seattle Seahawks (from Denver) -- Colt McCoy, QB, Texas
A year from now the Seahawks could be in the market for Matt Hasselbeck's future replacement and don't be surprised if McCoy emerges as a top-10 pick by then.

7. Jacksonville Jaguars -- Gerald McCoy, DT, Oklahoma
The Jaguars need to replenish their interior defensive line and McCoy is college football's most disruptive tackle when he's healthy.

8. San Francisco 49ers -- Taylor Mays, S, USC
Offensive tackle is a big need area but Mays possesses freakish physical tools and could anchor the 49ers' secondary for many years. It should also be pointed out that Mays will have competition for the honor of being first safety off the 2010 draft board if Tennessee's Eric Berry leaves school early.

9. Green Bay Packers -- Adam Ulatoski, OT, Texas
Ulatoski has good feet for his size and could develop into a top offensive tackle prospect as a senior with improved technique and consistency.

10. San Francisco 49ers (from CAR) -- Sergio Kindle, OLB, Texas
With the second of their two first-round selections, the 49ers could look to upgrade their offensive line or pass rush. Kindle is a great fit in this scenario as an undersized end with excellent speed off the edge and fluid hips that allow him to occasionally drop into coverage.

11. Washington Redskins -- Ciron Black, OT, LSU
Black is a bit overrated at this point, but he has the physical tools to emerge as a high first-round pick a year from now.

12. Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- Geno Atkins, DT, Georgia
New defensive coordinator Jim Bates is looking to get bigger and stronger up front. Atkins fits the mold as a squatty, quick and strong defender. However, he needs to rebound from a somewhat disappointing 2008 season in order to emerge as a premier defensive tackle prospect in next year's class.

13. Denver Broncos (from CHI) -- Jerry Hughes, OLB, TCU
Hughes is flying under the radar, but his initial burst and pass-rushing ability -- 15 sacks in 2008 -- could land him a spot in the middle of next year's first round.

14. Buffalo Bills -- Sam Young, OT, Notre Dame
Offensive tackle is the only need area the Bills failed to address in the most recent draft. As a result, expect the team to be in the market for a future starter such as Young a year from now.

15. Cincinnati Bengals -- C.J. Spiller, RB, Clemson
Spiller's speed and versatility could land him a spot in the mid-to-late portion of Round 1.

16. Miami Dolphins -- George Selvie, DE, South Florida
Selvie is a notch below elite in terms of physical tools, but his toughness and nonstop motor will be enticing to a team like the Dolphins.

To see where other big names land and who your favorite team might bring into the fold in 2010, become an ESPN Insider today. Insider

17. Tennessee Titans -- Brandon Spikes, ILB, Florida
Spikes lacks elite speed and needs to play with more consistent leverage. On the flip side, he's a hard-hitting emotional leader with very good instincts.

18. Seattle Seahawks -- Brandon LaFell, WR, LSU
LaFell is arguably the only 2010 senior wide receiver prospect worthy of first-round consideration at this point. LaFell has room to improve as a route runner but very few college receivers possess his combination of size, speed, athleticism and proven playmaking skills.

19. Houston Texans -- Trevard Lindley, CB, Kentucky
The Texans could be in the market for a playmaking defensive back early in next year's draft. Lindley is not overly physical and was knocked out of Kentucky's bowl game with a hyperextended elbow, but he is a fluid cover corner with outstanding speed and good overall ball skills.

20. New Orleans Saints -- Navorro Bowman, OLB, Penn State
Upgrading the speed and athleticism of their defense should continue to be a focal point for the Saints during next year's draft. Bowman has some off-the-field issues that must be investigated, but he's a fast-rising prospect with outstanding range for the position.

21. New York Jets -- DeMarcus Granger, DT, Oklahoma
Granger is arguably the most talented defensive lineman in the country, but durability and character issues have prevented him from reaching his full potential to this point. A healthy and productive 2009 campaign could land him a spot in Round 1.

22. Baltimore Ravens -- Marshwan Gilyard, WR, Cincinnati
Gilyard is an emerging talent with outstanding speed to stretch the field vertically, and he is also one of college football's premier return men.

23. Dallas Cowboys -- Javier Arenas, CB, Alabama
Arenas' recognition skills and technique in coverage still have room to improve, but he's a fast and fluid athlete with game-breaking ability in the return game.

24. New York Giants -- Brandon Lang, DE, Troy
Lang is still developing physically, but he has good size potential and great initial burst. He caught the attention of NFL scouts with 17.5 tackles for loss, including 10.5 sacks, in 2008.

25. Minnesota Vikings -- Nate Allen, S, South Florida
Allen is a bit of an unknown prospect at this point, but he possesses the size, athleticism and ball skills to emerge as a Day 1 prospect a year from now.

26. Indianapolis Colts -- Eric Norwood, DE, South Carolina
Norwood lacks ideal size (6-foot, 265 pounds) but he's a quick and instinctive pass-rusher who finished second in the SEC with nine sacks last year.

27. Arizona Cardinals -- Sergio Render, G, Virginia Tech
Render is the premier interior offensive lineman in the 2010 senior class. He needs to recover fully from offseason shoulder surgery in order to nail down a spot in Round 1.

28. San Diego Chargers -- LeGarrette Blount, RB, Oregon
The Chargers could look to find LaDainian Tomlinson's long-term replacement early in next year's draft. Blount is a bit of a long shot to be drafted this early once underclassmen are thrown into the mix, but don't be surprised if Blount lands a spot in Day 1 by putting up big numbers as the Ducks' top back this fall.

29. Atlanta Falcons -- Mark Herzlich, OLB, Boston College
What Herzlich lacks in athleticism he more than makes up for with hustle, instincts and toughness. His versatility will be highly regarded by teams that use hybrid defensive fronts.

30. Pittsburgh Steelers -- Terrence Cody, DT, Alabama
Cody is a mountain of a man, and he's an ideal fit as a nose tackle in the middle of a "30" front. However, he doesn't play with enough consistent leverage and needs to show a better motor in order to avoid a free fall in next year's draft

31. Philadelphia Eagles -- Greg Hardy, DE, Mississippi
Hardy possesses the size, speed and pass-rushing skills of a high first-rounder. But his inconsistent effort is well-documented, and it could cost him a year from now.

32. New England Patriots -- Micah Johnson, ILB, Kentucky
Johnson had a breakout junior season with 93 tackles in 11 games. If the 250-pound inside linebacker builds on that performance, he could land a spot late in next year's first round.

Todd McShay is the director of college football scouting for Scouts Inc. He has been evaluating prospects for the NFL draft since 1998. Scouts Inc.'s Steve Muench, Kevin Weidl and Matt Williamson also contributed to this report.

IronMexican
04-30-2009, 07:33 PM
Thanks Ghazi

lil_penny
04-30-2009, 07:35 PM
Bwhahahaahahhaha

ginobili's bald spot
04-30-2009, 07:36 PM
:lol For some reason I didn't see that it was the impostor account until the end. Hilarious.

Ghazi
04-30-2009, 07:37 PM
Is Tim Tebow not projected to be a 1st round pick or something?

PM5K
04-30-2009, 07:38 PM
Props, one of the funniest posts I've read on here in a while.

IronMexican
04-30-2009, 07:39 PM
Is Tim Tebow not projected to be a 1st round pick or something?

He is projected to be a TE in the NFL by some, and a QB by others. He hasn't taken a snap under Center since he was in High School. I can't wait till he can't get off the bench in the NFL. I am so sick and fucking tired of hearing about this little cock sucker who liked touching other people's penises.

ginobili's bald spot
04-30-2009, 07:41 PM
Is Tim Tebow not projected to be a 1st round pick or something?

Is that a serious question?

dirk4mvp
04-30-2009, 07:47 PM
Fooled me for a minute. Whoever is behind this troll is pretty good.


Thanks for posting that ghazi. I knew you weren't a sissy cuck all along :toast

duncan228
04-30-2009, 07:48 PM
How did he get the same title under his name as mono, can we edit that ourselves now?

Yes we can. There's other new stuff we can do in the same thread.


Title

Since the task of updating titles by hand has become too tedious, we've now changed it so that you can go to "Edit Your Details" in your Control Panel and change it yourself.

(Kori Edit: Don't cuss in your title. Thanks.)

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=119650

dirk4mvp
04-30-2009, 07:48 PM
Tebow blows ass. Bad thing is, Florida's chance at winning another title is pretty good, and this guy will be anointed as the best college player of all time :vomit:

IronMexican
04-30-2009, 07:48 PM
He has New England winning it all. Like I said, McShay is a sissy cuckold.

Ghazi
04-30-2009, 07:49 PM
He is projected to be a TE in the NFL by some, and a QB by others. He hasn't taken a snap under Center since he was in High School. I can't wait till he can't get off the bench in the NFL. I am so sick and fucking tired of hearing about this little cock sucker who liked touching other people's penises.

I agree, I just remember reading mock drafts a while back where he was a top 5 pick. At least I think.

I don't think he's cut out for the NFL either. His passing mechanics are horrible (slowww release) and he has only taken like 5-10 snaps under center in college. His pocket mobility doesn't impress me either. I think he's somewhat similar to Alex Smith in that he's a product of Meyer's system, although he's more talented than Smith.

I don't like him either.

lurker
04-30-2009, 07:50 PM
I wouldn't have noticed it was an imposter if you guys didn't point it out. :lol

IronMexican
04-30-2009, 07:51 PM
I agree, I just remember reading mock drafts a while back where he was a top 5 pick. At least I think.

I don't think he's cut out for the NFL either. His passing mechanics are horrible (slowww release) and he has only taken like 5-10 snaps under center in college. His pocket mobility doesn't impress me either. I think he's somewhat similar to Alex Smith in that he's a product of Meyer's system, although he's more talented than Smith.

I don't like him either.

People thought after his Sophemore season he could be a top 5 pick. I think I remember some people saying "Atlanta should just wait till 2009 to Draft Tebow(They assumed he was coming out as a Junior), because there are no QB's worth drafting with the #3 pick. I bet they really regret draftin Matt Ryan.

monoslyab1k
05-01-2009, 02:42 AM
So was the dream gay or not guys?

Allanon
05-01-2009, 02:53 AM
Yes.

Not surprising though... I always knew you were a cock-sucker, Mono :lol

redzero
05-01-2009, 02:55 AM
I was laughing before I got all the way through the story.

LnGrrrR
05-01-2009, 07:42 AM
He has New England winning it all. Like I said, McShay is a sissy cuckold.

I hope the Pats do win, but McShay is a putz.

stretch
05-01-2009, 08:19 AM
Longhorns are winning it all.

LMAO at the cocksucking of OU. 4 of the top 6? GTFO.

McCoy > Bradford

Biggems
05-01-2009, 08:43 AM
The dust has barely settled following the 2009 draft, but that doesn't mean it's too early to look ahead to 2010, and below is Scouts Inc.'s very early look at how things could unfold in the first round in 2010.

The biggest story at this point is Oklahoma's domination of the draft board. The Sooners have the No. 1 overall pick in QB Sam Bradford but also have four of the top six selections and five projected first-rounders overall. Five offensive or defensive linemen land in the top 10 along with two quarterbacks, a tight end, a safety and a linebacker.

Only players who are entering their fourth year on campus are a part of this projection, including Bradford and Penn State OLB Navorro Bowman. The order of our first round reflects Scouts Inc.'s Matt Williamson's revamped power rankings -- which take into account the playoffs, free agency and the 2009 draft -- in reverse.

So, with the first pick in the 2010 NFL mock draft, the St. Louis Rams select …

1. St. Louis Rams -- Sam Bradford, QB, Oklahoma
College football's most accurate passer could emerge as the top overall pick in 2010. The Rams should be in position to draft their future franchise quarterback after passing on Mark Sanchez in this year's draft.

2. Cleveland Browns -- Ndamukong Suh, DT, Nebraska
Suh is an underrated talent with quickness, power and versatility.

3. Detroit Lions -- Russell Okung, OT, Oklahoma State
The Lions should be in the market for a starting left tackle to protect the blind side of 2009 No. 1 overall pick Matthew Stafford.

4. Oakland Raiders -- Trent Williams, OT, Oklahoma
Oakland drafted a wide receiver (Darrius Heyward-Bey) at No. 7 overall this year rather than solidifying its offensive line with OT Eugene Monroe. The Raiders shouldn't make the same mistake in 2010.

5. Kansas City Chiefs -- Jermaine Gresham, TE, Oklahoma
The Chiefs will have some bigger needs along the offensive and defensive lines, but Gresham projects as the premier tight end in the 2010 class. He could become the replacement for future Hall of Fame TE Tony Gonzalez, who was traded to the Falcons, providing QB Matt Cassell a legitimate pass-catching threat over the middle.

6. Seattle Seahawks (from Denver) -- Colt McCoy, QB, Texas
A year from now the Seahawks could be in the market for Matt Hasselbeck's future replacement and don't be surprised if McCoy emerges as a top-10 pick by then.

7. Jacksonville Jaguars -- Gerald McCoy, DT, Oklahoma
The Jaguars need to replenish their interior defensive line and McCoy is college football's most disruptive tackle when he's healthy.

8. San Francisco 49ers -- Taylor Mays, S, USC
Offensive tackle is a big need area but Mays possesses freakish physical tools and could anchor the 49ers' secondary for many years. It should also be pointed out that Mays will have competition for the honor of being first safety off the 2010 draft board if Tennessee's Eric Berry leaves school early.

9. Green Bay Packers -- Adam Ulatoski, OT, Texas
Ulatoski has good feet for his size and could develop into a top offensive tackle prospect as a senior with improved technique and consistency.

10. San Francisco 49ers (from CAR) -- Sergio Kindle, OLB, Texas
With the second of their two first-round selections, the 49ers could look to upgrade their offensive line or pass rush. Kindle is a great fit in this scenario as an undersized end with excellent speed off the edge and fluid hips that allow him to occasionally drop into coverage.

11. Washington Redskins -- Ciron Black, OT, LSU
Black is a bit overrated at this point, but he has the physical tools to emerge as a high first-round pick a year from now.

12. Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- Geno Atkins, DT, Georgia
New defensive coordinator Jim Bates is looking to get bigger and stronger up front. Atkins fits the mold as a squatty, quick and strong defender. However, he needs to rebound from a somewhat disappointing 2008 season in order to emerge as a premier defensive tackle prospect in next year's class.

13. Denver Broncos (from CHI) -- Jerry Hughes, OLB, TCU
Hughes is flying under the radar, but his initial burst and pass-rushing ability -- 15 sacks in 2008 -- could land him a spot in the middle of next year's first round.

14. Buffalo Bills -- Sam Young, OT, Notre Dame
Offensive tackle is the only need area the Bills failed to address in the most recent draft. As a result, expect the team to be in the market for a future starter such as Young a year from now.

15. Cincinnati Bengals -- C.J. Spiller, RB, Clemson
Spiller's speed and versatility could land him a spot in the mid-to-late portion of Round 1.

16. Miami Dolphins -- George Selvie, DE, South Florida
Selvie is a notch below elite in terms of physical tools, but his toughness and nonstop motor will be enticing to a team like the Dolphins.

To see where other big names land and who your favorite team might bring into the fold in 2010, become an ESPN Insider today. Insider

17. Tennessee Titans -- Brandon Spikes, ILB, Florida
Spikes lacks elite speed and needs to play with more consistent leverage. On the flip side, he's a hard-hitting emotional leader with very good instincts.

18. Seattle Seahawks -- Brandon LaFell, WR, LSU
LaFell is arguably the only 2010 senior wide receiver prospect worthy of first-round consideration at this point. LaFell has room to improve as a route runner but very few college receivers possess his combination of size, speed, athleticism and proven playmaking skills.

19. Houston Texans -- Trevard Lindley, CB, Kentucky
The Texans could be in the market for a playmaking defensive back early in next year's draft. Lindley is not overly physical and was knocked out of Kentucky's bowl game with a hyperextended elbow, but he is a fluid cover corner with outstanding speed and good overall ball skills.

20. New Orleans Saints -- Navorro Bowman, OLB, Penn State
Upgrading the speed and athleticism of their defense should continue to be a focal point for the Saints during next year's draft. Bowman has some off-the-field issues that must be investigated, but he's a fast-rising prospect with outstanding range for the position.

21. New York Jets -- DeMarcus Granger, DT, Oklahoma
Granger is arguably the most talented defensive lineman in the country, but durability and character issues have prevented him from reaching his full potential to this point. A healthy and productive 2009 campaign could land him a spot in Round 1.

22. Baltimore Ravens -- Marshwan Gilyard, WR, Cincinnati
Gilyard is an emerging talent with outstanding speed to stretch the field vertically, and he is also one of college football's premier return men.

23. Dallas Cowboys -- Javier Arenas, CB, Alabama
Arenas' recognition skills and technique in coverage still have room to improve, but he's a fast and fluid athlete with game-breaking ability in the return game.

24. New York Giants -- Brandon Lang, DE, Troy
Lang is still developing physically, but he has good size potential and great initial burst. He caught the attention of NFL scouts with 17.5 tackles for loss, including 10.5 sacks, in 2008.

25. Minnesota Vikings -- Nate Allen, S, South Florida
Allen is a bit of an unknown prospect at this point, but he possesses the size, athleticism and ball skills to emerge as a Day 1 prospect a year from now.

26. Indianapolis Colts -- Eric Norwood, DE, South Carolina
Norwood lacks ideal size (6-foot, 265 pounds) but he's a quick and instinctive pass-rusher who finished second in the SEC with nine sacks last year.

27. Arizona Cardinals -- Sergio Render, G, Virginia Tech
Render is the premier interior offensive lineman in the 2010 senior class. He needs to recover fully from offseason shoulder surgery in order to nail down a spot in Round 1.

28. San Diego Chargers -- LeGarrette Blount, RB, Oregon
The Chargers could look to find LaDainian Tomlinson's long-term replacement early in next year's draft. Blount is a bit of a long shot to be drafted this early once underclassmen are thrown into the mix, but don't be surprised if Blount lands a spot in Day 1 by putting up big numbers as the Ducks' top back this fall.

29. Atlanta Falcons -- Mark Herzlich, OLB, Boston College
What Herzlich lacks in athleticism he more than makes up for with hustle, instincts and toughness. His versatility will be highly regarded by teams that use hybrid defensive fronts.

30. Pittsburgh Steelers -- Terrence Cody, DT, Alabama
Cody is a mountain of a man, and he's an ideal fit as a nose tackle in the middle of a "30" front. However, he doesn't play with enough consistent leverage and needs to show a better motor in order to avoid a free fall in next year's draft

31. Philadelphia Eagles -- Greg Hardy, DE, Mississippi
Hardy possesses the size, speed and pass-rushing skills of a high first-rounder. But his inconsistent effort is well-documented, and it could cost him a year from now.

32. New England Patriots -- Micah Johnson, ILB, Kentucky
Johnson had a breakout junior season with 93 tackles in 11 games. If the 250-pound inside linebacker builds on that performance, he could land a spot late in next year's first round.

Todd McShay is the director of college football scouting for Scouts Inc. He has been evaluating prospects for the NFL draft since 1998. Scouts Inc.'s Steve Muench, Kevin Weidl and Matt Williamson also contributed to this report.

I like Arenas and all, but if we take a CB instead of a NT in the first round I will be pissed. I would prefer Terrence Cody or Granger....I would also prefer LB Herzlich or Lang.

To be honest, the two players I want most are Colt McCoy and Sergio Kindle...unfortunately, both look to be 1st round picks and neither look to be available when Dallas is on the board.

pauls931
05-01-2009, 08:45 AM
Yes, if your dream involved anything involving the warriors you're gay.

Biggems
05-01-2009, 08:46 AM
Longhorns are winning it all.

LMAO at the cocksucking of OU. 4 of the top 6? GTFO.

McCoy > Bradford

actually 4 of the top 7...UT has 3 in the top 10....and Okie St and Nebraska have 1. The Big 12 has 9 of the first 10 picks in this mock draft, and 10 total in the first round.

Biggems
05-01-2009, 08:47 AM
I had a pretty weird NBA dream last night and was curious as to what some of you thought. Some details make no sense and are vague but I'll try to be as specific as possible.

It must have been in the future since the Warriors were competing for a title while the Mavs had sunken into irrelevancy. Thus I was a Warriors fan. I went to a Warriors @ Mavs game and sat behind the Warriors bench wearing my Anthony Randolph jersey, who by that time was a top 5 player in the league. We were friends in the dream and every time he came to the bench for a breather I gave him his water bottle and a high five. He had also been complaining about a sore back so I was giving him massages during TV timeouts as well. The game ended with Randolph hitting a buzzer beating 3 and the Warriors bench went crazy. I ran up to Anthony and he gave me a bear hug with his long, athletic, freakish arms.

After the game most of the team went straight back to the hotel but me and Anthony decided to enjoy the Dallas night scene. We were at a bar and I got really hammered and passed out. I woke up and what do you know, Randolph was carrying me back to the team hotel in his long, athletic, freakish arms. I felt really secure and comfortable in his long, athletic, freakish arms.

The weird part is I woke up sweating profusely and had morning wood, I had apparently experienced a noctural emission too.

So, does this make me gay? Don't we all have subconscious sexual infatuations with long, freakish, athletic arms? Don't we all have a mancrush on an NBA player?

Give me answers!

gay? no, you are just a normal Mavs fan......mandingo nut lovin is in your DNA.

ElNono
05-01-2009, 08:55 AM
Yes, as gay as this song...

no1BJy58JxU

dirk4mvp
05-01-2009, 08:56 AM
I love how longhorn fans overrated the shit out of mccoy. He is in no way, shape, form, or fashion better than Bradford. Tebow might even be better than him.

Biggems
05-01-2009, 09:06 AM
I love how longhorn fans overrated the shit out of mccoy. He is in no way, shape, form, or fashion better than Bradford. Tebow might even be better than him.

really? McCoy had a worse OL and a worse running game behind him and put up better completion percentage, almost as many passing yds and TDs, and far more rushing yds and TDs than Bradford. Also, Colt beat Bradford.

Bradford is a very good QB. So is Colt. IMO, they are a wash. To say one is far superior than the other is just stupid. I give Bradford the nod as far as passing goes....he seems to have the stronger arm...but he isn't that much ahead of Colt. On the other hand, Colt is leaps and bounds ahead of Bradford in the running dept. Colt was the Horns leading rusher last year.

Oh and as far as Bradford's stats go.....take away all the yardage and TDs in garbage time when they were already up by like 4-5 TDs, but he was still in the game in the 4th, and Colt's numbers are equal or even better. While Stoopes was using Bradford to run up the score and pad the stats, Mack was sitting McCoy and letting Chiles run the offense in garbage time of many of their games last season.

I will say Bradford's game more strongly translates to the NFL. I also feel Colt will not be a running QB in the NFL....but he will use his running ability to be elusive in the pocket.

I am damn sure looking forward to this upcoming season and to the RRR game.....I hope it is another strong year for the Big 12.

HOOK EM HORNS

dirk4mvp
05-01-2009, 09:09 AM
If he was drafted by the raiders, he would instantly be the best player on that team by far however.

lol stretch

lol raiders

lol 09 season

BUMP
05-01-2009, 09:12 AM
really? McCoy had a worse OL and a worse running game behind him and put up better completion percentage, almost as many passing yds and TDs, and far more rushing yds and TDs than Bradford. Also, Colt beat Bradford.

Bradford is a very good QB. So is Colt. IMO, they are a wash. To say one is far superior than the other is just stupid. I give Bradford the nod as far as passing goes....he seems to have the stronger arm...but he isn't that much ahead of Colt. On the other hand, Colt is leaps and bounds ahead of Bradford in the running dept. Colt was the Horns leading rusher last year.

Oh and as far as Bradford's stats go.....take away all the yardage and TDs in garbage time when they were already up by like 4-5 TDs, but he was still in the game in the 4th, and Colt's numbers are equal or even better. While Stoopes was using Bradford to run up the score and pad the stats, Mack was sitting McCoy and letting Chiles run the offense in garbage time of many of their games last season.

I will say Bradford's game more strongly translates to the NFL. I also feel Colt will not be a running QB in the NFL....but he will use his running ability to be elusive in the pocket.

I am damn sure looking forward to this upcoming season and to the RRR game.....I hope it is another strong year for the Big 12.

HOOK EM HORNS

:lmaoAt Horn fans who think Colt is anywhere close to Bradford.

The little dink and dunk to Shipley won't be there in the NFL even though it is pretty effective against Texas Tech and Baylor

Bradford has better pocket presence, arm, accuracy, vision. Colt just throws short and if it's not open he'll run like a chicken with its head cut off. In the NFL he'll be on IR by week 1. (Hypothetically speaking, because Josh McCown Jr. will never actually see the field)

monosylab1k
05-01-2009, 10:39 AM
I love how longhorn fans overrated the shit out of mccoy. He is in no way, shape, form, or fashion better than Bradford. Tebow might even be better than him.

Let's not get carried away. Tim Tebow is gonna blow in the NFL. Anthony Randolph > Jesus > Colt McCoy > Mark Sanchez > Spergon Wynn > Dan Orlovsky > Tebow.

monosylab1k
05-01-2009, 10:49 AM
btw this thread is pretty funny. i enjoy the pure jealousy of Ghazi creating an imposter troll and then trying to mock me for meeting my man-crush. We all know he's some morbidly obese dork who sits at home dreaming of his wife's gut locker getting hammered by Tyson Chandler. And he knows that if he ever stepped on a basketball court with a future NBA Legend like I did, he'd just embarrass his fat unathletic self.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
05-01-2009, 10:49 AM
lol Colt McCoy
lol dink and dunk pass offense
lol @ how immature yet funny this is

DUNCANownsKOBE2
05-01-2009, 10:54 AM
btw this thread is pretty funny. i enjoy the pure jealousy of Ghazi creating an imposter troll and then trying to mock me for meeting my man-crush. We all know he's some morbidly obese dork who sits at home dreaming of his wife's gut locker getting hammered by Tyson Chandler. And he knows that if he ever stepped on a basketball court with a future NBA Legend like I did, he'd just embarrass his fat unathletic self.

I'm gonna go out on a limb (not really) with this one and say that Ghazi is going to pretend this post isn't here when he could just post a pic of himself, except for the fact he really is an obese drunk cuckold.

IronMexican
05-01-2009, 11:01 AM
I can't waqit to see who wastes a top 10 pick on McCoy.

monosylab1k
05-01-2009, 11:03 AM
I can't waqit to see who wastes a top 10 pick on McCoy.

No way he goes in the top 10, probably not in the first round. He's a decent 2nd round pick tho.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
05-01-2009, 11:03 AM
I can't waqit to see who wastes a top 10 pick on McCoy.

He's bad enough that no one will take him top 10. His ceiling as a QB is Chad Pennington.

dirk4mvp
05-01-2009, 12:06 PM
Longhorns would've beat Tech if they had Jevon Snea even tho he's a chode.

dirk4mvp
05-01-2009, 12:09 PM
Let's not get carried away. Tim Tebow is gonna blow in the NFL. Anthony Randolph > O.J. Mayo > Jesus > Colt McCoy > Mark Sanchez > Spergon Wynn > Dan Orlovsky > Tebow.



Had to add another guy before jesus, but I agree Tebow does blow. It's just funny watching Longhorn fan's jealousy of Bradford, leading to hating him.

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Spursfan092120
05-01-2009, 12:30 PM
Is Tim Tebow not projected to be a 1st round pick or something?
I was wondering the same thing..dude might get another heisman...seems to have good pro potential. Now..I agree that McCoy and Bradford may be better pros...but Tebow should be in the 1st round, definitely.

IronMexican
05-01-2009, 12:32 PM
Tebow is gonna be up there with the Eric Crouch's and Troy Smith's in the NFL.

Spursfan092120
05-01-2009, 12:33 PM
Had to add another guy before jesus, but I agree Tebow does blow. It's just funny watching Longhorn fan's jealousy of Bradford, leading to hating him.

I'm a huge Horns fan...I have nothing against Bradford...he's going to be a good pro...and he's a great NCAA QB. Not jealous of him either...What did he get to make us jealous of him? A NC? Nope...Yeah...he got the Heisman...but most Horns fans don't care about the Heisman...we care about the Sears Trophy, dude..that's all...and winning bowl games..and beating OU..which we did...so, again..what is there to be jealous of?

Spursfan092120
05-01-2009, 12:35 PM
I can't waqit to see who wastes a top 10 pick on McCoy.
I gotta disagree with you, bro...McCoy is going to be a good pro...He's big (6'3", over 200 lbs), has a strong arm, and is quick. He'll surprise a lot of people.

dirk4mvp
05-01-2009, 12:38 PM
I'm a huge Horns fan...I have nothing against Bradford...he's going to be a good pro...and he's a great NCAA QB. Not jealous of him either...What did he get to make us jealous of him? A NC? Nope...Yeah...he got the Heisman...but most Horns fans don't care about the Heisman...we care about the Sears Trophy, dude..that's all...and winning bowl games..and beating OU..which we did...so, again..what is there to be jealous of?


Cuz he's better.


Have you ever read the college forum here?

DUNCANownsKOBE2
05-01-2009, 01:07 PM
McCoy........has a strong arm.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

BUMP
05-01-2009, 01:10 PM
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BUMP, Stump :lmao

DUNCANownsKOBE2
05-01-2009, 01:10 PM
I think someone who said Tyler Hansbro would be a good pro loses rights to talk about all topics involving which college players will make good pros.

lefty
05-01-2009, 01:13 PM
Mono,

There is NOTHING worong with being gay.

Embrace it.


But being a Mavs fan is wrong.

Ghazi
05-01-2009, 03:06 PM
btw this thread is pretty funny. i enjoy the pure jealousy of Ghazi creating an imposter troll and then trying to mock me for meeting my man-crush. We all know he's some morbidly obese dork who sits at home dreaming of his wife's gut locker getting hammered by Tyson Chandler. And he knows that if he ever stepped on a basketball court with a future NBA Legend like I did, he'd just embarrass his fat unathletic self.

u mad?