LMAO Mavs

[resistanze]

Discuss

[Muser]

Just losing to a better team.

[lefty]

Well, they are playing a healthy team this time.

[TampaDude]

The Nuggets were just shooting some shots...

[Indazone]

Spursdynasty in 3...2...1...

[UltimA]

Hopefully this shutup all the Dallas fans saying they would sweep Denver.

[dirk4mvp]

Hopefully this shutup all the Dallas fans saying they would sweep Denver.

:wtf You want to find some of those quotes?

[Imposter Cleaner]

Hopefully this shutup all the Dallas fans saying they would sweep Denver.

Neither Mavs or Mavs fans have the ability to sweep anything, it's the job of cleaners to sweep out dorks and cunts like you. If you refuse to shut your butt hole up, I will voluntarily take the work of cramming your mouth with used toilet paper and never let it make any sound.

[shelshor]

Dirk was worried, but since the Hoff is not as ill as thought, Dirk should do better in game 2:
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b121939_hoffs_hospital_drama_was_it_really.html?ut m_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories
The Hoff's Hospital Drama: Was It Really So Dramatic?
Today 2:21 PM PDT by Aly Weisman and Megan Masters
Don't believe the Hoff hype.
This weekend, the Baywatching, Knight Riding world was holding its collective breath for word on how its hero David Hasselhoff was faring after a report claimed he had been hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.
As relayed by RadarOnline.com, the America's Got Talent judge was supposedly found unconscious and "barely breathing" Saturday in his Encino, Cailf., home by his 16-year old daughter, Hayley. That required ex-wife Pamela Bach to rush him to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
Scary stuff to be sure—especially considering he nearly died of alcohol poisoing after a 2002 binge—but also a load of bunk, according to Team Hasselhoff.

"David is totally fine. These stories are complete fabrications," the actor's attorney, Melvin Goldsman, exclusively tells E! News. "He wasn't feeling well, he went into the hospital, and was released. I talked to him early Sunday morning and he was completely fine."
While a source close to the TV fixture acknowledges Hasselhoff "probably had a drink" before his trip to the emergency room, Goldsman and fellow attorney Marci Levine have issued a separate follow-up statement insisting the actor "was at no time in the condition described" by Radar.
"Mr. Hasselhoff is both disturbed and saddened by the fact that a certain individual is disseminating grossly inaccurate stories about him to the press for ulterior motives," the lawyers' statement continues.
While they are not naming names, it's easy to hazard a guess that a certain ex-wife might be in their crosshairs.
After all, Bach's spokesman hints to E! News that Hasselhoff is still battling his well-documented demons, which include hospital treatment after a 2007 relapse and public humiliation following his notorious videotaped meltdown.

"Despite their ongoing legal issues, Pamela remains supportive and loyal while her ex-husband addresses his alcohol-related issues. She is grateful for the overwhelming support received by the Hasselhoff family and requests privacy during this difficult time."
Bach and Hasselhoff fought through a nasty divorce and custody battle that saw them accuse each other of having alcohol-abuse issues.
(Originally published May 4, 2009, at 11:55 a.m. PT)

[The Franchise]

It was a good game for three quarters then the wheels fell off the wagon.

[Spursfan092120]

Neither Mavs or Mavs fans have the ability to sweep anything, it's the job of cleaners to sweep out dorks and cunts like you. If you refuse to shut your butt hole up, I will voluntarily take the work of cramming your mouth with used toilet paper and never let it make any sound.
murder thread

[Allanon]

I'll wait until the series is over before lol'ing.

[resistanze]

You can LMAO now, it's only for game 1.

[resistanze]

And I expect someone to start a LMAO Rockets/Lakers thread tonight. I have to get up early.

[Allanon]

And I expect someone to start a LMAO Rockets/Lakers thread tonight. I have to get up early.

If the Lakers lose, I'll start a Lakers suck A$$ thread. :lol

[Ghazi]

75 WIN ECSTASY!!!!!! :smokin

[Armando]

You know a team is in trouble when right off the bat the Head coach is griping about the officials.

[Ghazi]

You know a team is in trouble when right off the bat the Head coach is griping about the officials.

He has legitimate beef.

[Allanon]

75 WIN ECSTASY!!!!!! :smokin

I'll have to start following you for quotes too :)

Dallas Mavericks 2006 NBA Champions!
Round 2 GM1 - 109 to 95 - Loss

[Armando]

He has legitimate beef.



Still if the Head coach starts making it about the referees then the team will start to blame the calls or no calls. That is very D'Antoni like.

[Spursmania]

murder thread

No shit, what's up with that?:lol

[Flux451]

He has legitimate beef.

Not really, more of a vegan burger.

[Imposter Cleaner]

I'll have to start following you for quotes too :)

Dallas Mavericks 2006 NBA Champions!
Round 2 GM1 - 109 to 95 - Loss
Mavs won the championship in their debut of the NBA finals, and they have never lost even one series in the finals against a eastern team. Pistons in 04, Celtics in 08. :depressed

[UltimA]

If the Lakers lose, I'll start a Lakers suck A$$ thread. :lolWell, look what happened. :rolleyes