Mavs Answer to the Thuggets

[sribb43]

If the Mavs had these two Thugs, then this series would be alot more interesting

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http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/pete_mcentegart/03/09/ten.spot/p1_bradleyflex_getty.jpg

[Bukefal]

mavs are going down, down, down........the drain....:downspin:

[Flux451]

Nuggets question to Mavs:

Did that hurt?

[Shank]

Nuggets question to Mavs:

Did that hurt?

Are you repping the Nuggets?

[DPG21920]

I once had a talk with Jim Carrey and he gave me advice that I will never forget. I was struggling with the fact my fan base could not make it into the funniest fan base echelon and Jim turned to me, looked me square in the eyes and as only Jim can do, told me: "Quit trying to be funny and just be funny".

[Flux451]

I once had a talk with Jim Carrey and he gave me advice that I will never forget. I was struggling with the fact my fan base could not make it into the funniest fan base echelon and Jim turned to me, looked me square in the eyes and as only Jim can do, told me: "Quit trying to be funny and just be funny".

Are you sure you weren't talking to Rick Carlisle?

[Flux451]

Are you repping the Nuggets?

No, but I hope they give the Lakers a fight in the W finals.

[Shank]

Haha Mavs suck.

Then what are the Spurs?

(cue 4 rings, no Manu never-ending circle of bullshit)

[FromWayDowntown]

I'm waiting for Erick Dampier to promise that he's going to put Nene on his back.

[Morg1411]

Are you repping the Nuggets?

I am.





So...did that hurt?






(Awaiting: Spurs aren't even in the Playoffs so you shouldn't be talking shit" comments.)

[Shank]

I am.





So...did that hurt?






(Awaiting: Spurs aren't even in the Playoffs so you shouldn't be talking shit" comments.)

Did what hurt? And please, tell us more about your beloved franchise.

Fucking posers are so hurt by their own team's shortcomings, they have to latch onto another to accomplish what their own team can't.

That's sad as fuck.

[Shank]

Truth hurts.

4-1. Have a seat and enjoy the shell that was once your proud franchise. Old motherfuckers are DONE.

[Spursmania]

Welcome to the NBA playoffs. Spurs have knocked the Nuggets out a few times in the past, and even then they were very physical. I always called them thugs. The addition of Billups has made them a more steady team. Obviously, the Spurs were not good enough to advance this year.

Good luck to both teams; however, in my opinion, the tougher more physical team will win. And, we all now who that is.

[Spursmania]

4-1. Have a seat and enjoy the shell that was once your proud franchise. Old motherfuckers are DONE.

:sleep

[Shank]

:sleep

You want to talk about something tired? How about your fellow Spurs fans turning coat to root on other teams. Is there no pride?

[Morg1411]

Did what hurt? And please, tell us more about your beloved franchise.

Fucking posers are so hurt by their own team's shortcomings, they have to latch onto another to accomplish what their own team can't.

That's sad as fuck.

You talking tough is sad as fuck. Funny as fuck, too.

[Morg1411]

You want to talk about something tired? How about your fellow Spurs fans turning coat to root on other teams. Is there no pride?

I'm from Denver originally. Spurs are out, Denver doesn't suck this year, ergo I'll root for Denver, especially when they play the Mavs.



On second thought, why am I explaining this? Fuck you.

[BUMP]

Does it ever get tiring having to climb onto other teams because your old sorry ass team cant get the job done against Dallas.

God that must suck

[Shank]

I'm from Denver originally. Spurs are out, Denver doesn't suck this year, ergo I'll root for Denver, especially when they play the Mavs.



On second thought, why am I explaining this? Fuck you.

Jesus...you want to talk about someone trying to talk tough and then you turn it around and do it yourself? Brilliant.

And hey - I'm from Colorado, too. Diehard Broncos fan, even. But you won't see me switching bandwagons at any point. That shit's just weak.

[DPG21920]

Mavs fans never root for other teams, because they are only there for entertainment value and once the Mavs season is over, they stop watching basketball altogether because they are the most bandwagon fans in basketball.

God that must suck

[Shank]

I called Mavs fans bandwaggoners, but I conveniently forgot Lakers and Celtics fans. I apologize.

[BUMP]

Must suck when your shitty ass city has only one professional team

[FromWayDowntown]

Does it ever get tiring having to climb onto other teams because your old sorry ass team cant get the job done against Dallas.

God that must suck

Having only done it twice, it's not really that tiring. . . .

oh wait . . . .



damnit. You got me.

[Ghazi]

Mavs cannot win playoff games when Dan Crawford is officiating, unless Dirk goes for 50.

[Flux451]

I smell pussy. Nope, not my fingers.

So, why do you Mavs fans care who we root for? Seriously, I don't mind the Nuggets cuz they are fun to watch and plus your team beat us so there is obligatory resentment.

I hope you guys get swept then Cuban will pull his hair out and demand trades up the yin yang.

(110 things to do before I die: #43 Use Yin Yang in a sentence. Check)

[Shank]

I smell pussy. Nope, not my fingers.

So, why do you Mavs fans care who we root for? Seriously, I don't mind the Nuggets cuz they are fun to watch and plus your team beat us so there is obligatory resentment.

I hope you guys get swept then Cuban will pull his hair out and demand trades up the yin yang.

(110 things to do before I die: #43 Use Yin Yang in a sentence. Check)

Ok.

Why do you care who we root for either?

[BUMP]

I smell pussy. Nope, not my fingers.

So, why do you Mavs fans care who we root for? Seriously, I don't mind the Nuggets cuz they are fun to watch and plus your team beat us so there is obligatory resentment.

I hope you guys get swept then Cuban will pull his hair out and demand trades up the yin yang.

(110 things to do before I die: #43 Use Yin Yang in a sentence. Check)

Dont care who you root for, but yall always put up other team's accomplishments when talking shit about us as if it was your team, we dont ever pull up .4 cause thats not our team

[DAF86]

If the Mavs had these two Thugs, then this series would be alot more interesting

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nba/_photos/2001-05-05-derek.jpg

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/pete_mcentegart/03/09/ten.spot/p1_bradleyflex_getty.jpg

Nah, with just these two it would have been enough

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/COCHIfz/devin_harris-arton20992-240x2401.jpg http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/COCHIfz/Diop2.jpg

[DPG21920]

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[DAF86]

:lol WTF? When was that? ^^^^

[DPG21920]

:lol WTF? When was that? ^^^^

PNO6On7cK1M

[Shank]

:lol WTF? When was that? ^^^^

After one of the Cowboys recent playoff failures. The Giants loss couple seasons back, maybe?

[DAF86]

PNO6On7cK1M

:lmao OMFG!!!! funniest shit I've ever seen... "Is my teammate" :lol

[Flux451]

Ok.

Why do you care who we root for either?

I don't.

[cash459]

Must suck when your shitty ass city has only one professional team

You know what must REALLY suck? Having MORE than 1 pro team & yet NONE of them can bring home a trophy. Last time "your" city even got close to smelling a trophy, you choked it away for the whole world to see! (cue the "we got screwed by the refs") :whine

When's the last time the cowgirls actually did something meaningful in the postseason....oh, thats right, more than 10 years ago!

The Stars are about the only thing to hang your hat on & even then, they havent seen a trophy in a while too....

Dont get me started on the Rangers (but they prob wont be included anyway)

should i continue? :toast

so I'll happily take my ONE pro team that has won 4 titles in the last 10 years, when was the last time dallas won a title in ANY sport? oh, thats right, '99.....when a certain "lonely" San Antonio franchise was beginning their great run.

:toast :rolleyes :toast

[Flux451]

Dont care who you root for, but yall always put up other team's accomplishments when talking shit about us as if it was your team, we dont ever pull up .4 cause thats not our team

Mavs lost to Nuggets. Accomplished. Yeah Nuggets. Boo Mavs. Simple as that. YOur team lost. THe other team won. We are out of Playoffs. Anything else?

[cash459]

no responses......

thats because the mavs have no response or answer for the Nuggets.

[mouse]

Major props to those who called a sweep.

[Imposter Cleaner]

Nah, with just these two it would have been enough

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http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp180/killlogan/Diop.jpg?t=1236852147


LMFAO :lmao :lmao :lmao

[J.T.]

And hey - I'm from Colorado, too. Diehard Broncos fan, even.

lol cutler :lol

[ezau]

The Mavs' trophy case:

http://www.advantagefixtures.com/jpgs/productline/trophycases/wallcasesdtr70.jpg

[Imposter Cleaner]

The Mavs' trophy case:

http://www.advantagefixtures.com/jpgs/productline/trophycases/wallcasesdtr70.jpg
yeah the case of our Thunders is also ample, but we will full it up before very long.

[Imposter Cleaner]

Nowitzki then recounted a later Game 1 run-in with Martin that had both of them laughing after Martin stood his ground while the Mavs' All-Star forward went through an extensive sequence of fakes.

"He asked me what the hell am I doing," Nowitzki said, laughing again as he told the story. "I told him I was lost."

It's a holy obligation for to clean out imposters like you.

[Imposter Cleaner]

Nowitzki then recounted a later Game 1 run-in with Martin that had both of them laughing after Martin stood his ground while the Mavs' All-Star forward went through an extensive sequence of fakes.

"He asked me what the hell am I doing," Nowitzki said, laughing again as he told the story. "I told him I was lost."
It's a holy obligation for me to clean out imposters like you.

[Taco]

Mavs Answer to the Thuggets

The Thuggets?!?!

Classic!!!!:lol

[mystargtr34]

Lol Mavs.

Nah, seriously. I think it could get ugly, Denver had some serious talent on that roster. Talent + Althleticism + Proven winner/leader is a mean combinationg.

But, in addition to that. Devin Harris could really have put some pressure on the Nuggets defense. And Diop could have used his size and length to bother the Nuggets at the rim, and defend Nene.

[ElNono]

The Mavs answer should be to hire some coke head skanky hoes and ship them to the Denver locker room before Game 3. Only chance the Mavs have of wearing the thuggets out before the game.

[florige]

You guys already have two intiated gang members in Terry, and Howard. Why add anymore?

[Imposter Cleaner]

You guys already have two intiated gang members in Terry, and Howard. Why add anymore?
Do you have any idea what you are talking about? the gangsters are even more dangerous than those professional cleaners like me, cleaners only clean those we are paid to clean but the gangsters kill innocent people in thousands.