Which Tattoo is More Narcissistic?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

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[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Amare's because he's a retard in addition to his narcissism.

[ginobili's bald spot]

The chosen1 thing is pretty bad but having a tattoo insinuating that you are Jesus is about as Narcissistic as it gets. Not to mention offensive. I'm sure Jesus would play better D than Amare.

[RsxPiimp]

Baby Jesus would own Amare.

[Summers]

LeBron's is bigger. But Amare's is on his neck. Even Jesus wouldn't have tattooed "Son of God" on his neck.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I'm sure Jesus would play better D than Amare.


Yeah no shit :lol


I'm sure the fish Jesus used to feed all those people could play better D than Amare.

[Sportstudi]

The chosen1 thing is pretty bad but having a tattoo insinuating that you are Jesus is about as Narcissistic as it gets.

:tu



Not to mention offensive. I'm sure Jesus would play better D than Amare.


:lol

[Thunder Dan]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/aliciamexican920/ept_sports_nba_experts-714446121-12.jpg

[TDomination]

Amare has "black Jesus" tattooed on him?

wow...

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Amare has "black Jesus" tattooed on him?

wow...

Yeah Amare StandandAdmire is a special kind of stupid.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/aliciamexican920/ept_sports_nba_experts-714446121-12.jpg

is that lou Amundson?

[Hemotivo]

varejao?

kobe needs that tat

[poop]

not surprising considering Amare has always been one of the dumbest humans in the NBA. he probably cant even read.

but none of these are as bad as Kmart's 'lips' tatoo on his neck...

[duncan228]

...but none of these are as bad as Kmart's 'lips' tatoo on his neck...

Pic of that, and a few others, here:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=125427

[JamStone]

Actually Jesus didn't defend either. When it came to defending himself, Jesus turned the other cheek. So amusingly it kind of fits. Amare also allows people to destroy him and won't put up a fight. If you think about it, that's pretty benevolent of Amare.

[pauls931]

Amare he's a frickin retard for getting that.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Actually Jesus didn't defend either. When it came to defending himself, Jesus turned the other cheek. So amusingly it kind of fits. Amare also allows people to destroy him and won't put up a fight. If you think about it, that's pretty benevolent of Amare.

This can be said from many perspectives.

My perspective is Amare is actually great at defending himself while he's playing defense. He doesn't box out, play help defense, defend the pick and roll, and he doesn't make any physical effort to stop another player from backing him down. I'd say he does a great job defending himself and preventing injury. after the game he's also great at defending himself by blaming teammates for why the guy he was supposed to be guarding had 7 offensive rebounds.

Jesus sacrificed himself for the human race (well according to the bible at least), one thing I've never seen is Amare making sacrifices on D to help his team. IMO Jesus would be disgusted at the type of defense Amare plays.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Are you guys offended that Amare has a black Jesus, or just a Jesus tat?

I'm offended that people who also cheer for the Suns find the tat cool and oftentimes refer to him as "Black Jesus". I'm Jewish so the Jesus part wouldn't offend me. I personally call him "Black Judas" when I hear someone call him that.

Nicknames like Black Jesus give Tardemire the idea it's ok for him to coast on defense because he's too pretty and important to play defense.

[LnGrrrR]

Actually, the tattoo is in honor of the Mexican mechanic named Jesus (Hay-soos) who pimped out his ride. They call him Black Jesus because he's already covered in oil from working on cars. :p:

[Hemotivo]

:reading ^

[BandWagon Cavs Fan]

Dont hate!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Or maybe he just got the tat in honor of his God. I dont see how that should offend anyone, unless you have a problem with him thinking God is black. Personally I think you have to be a fool to get any type of tat, but if thats what floats your boat, then go right ahead.

lol Lakaluva, that tat has nothing to do with god being black/white, it has something to do with Amare calling himself black jesus. c'mon now, this isn't a race issue.

[Allanon]

The chosen1 thing is pretty bad but having a tattoo insinuating that you are Jesus is about as Narcissistic as it gets. Not to mention offensive. I'm sure Jesus would play better D than Amare.

In the bible, the "Chosen One" is the Messiah, aka the Son of God, aka Jesus. :lol

The word "Christ" in Greek can mean "Son of God" or "Chosen One".

[Bukefal]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/aliciamexican920/ept_sports_nba_experts-714446121-12.jpg

:lmao

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The black jesus tattoo, thats just sad :lmao

[rasho8]

lebrons.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Ive yet to see the tat, nor have I heard his reason for getting it, but do you really think Amare thinks he is a black Jesus? I guess you also believe James thinks he was chosen by some higher power. It all sounds silly to me. Amare is no more a Jesus than you are. He cant even will himself off the injury list. And James is no more chosen then these pair of shoes I have on. Its all just gimmicks to make themselves feel good.

Of course he doesn't literally think he's black jesus, I really didn't think it was this complicated to understand why Amare would get that tattoo. My whole point is that they are both douchy enough to get tattoo's like these.

[JamStone]

Yeah it's pretty ridiculous. I've never heard of a professional athlete being narcissitic before. This has got to be one of the first times ever. They both need to take an etiqette course for pro athletes. Maybe Barry Bonds can mentor them now that he's out of baseball.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Yeah it's pretty ridiculous. I've never heard of a professional athlete being narcissitic before. This has got to be one of the first times ever. They both need to take an etiqette course for pro athletes. Maybe Barry Bonds can mentor them now that he's out of baseball.

Being a little cocky and getting a tattoo that says "Chosen 1" are different.

[JamStone]

Maybe to people who take what tatoos say wayyyyyyyy too literal and wayyyyyyy too seriously.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Maybe to people who take what tatoos say wayyyyyyyy too literal and wayyyyyyy too seriously.

If I were to ever get a permanent design/phrase written across my back, I wouldn't be doing it as a joke.