Texts From Last Night

[Spurminator]

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

[leemajors]

saw this last week, awesome stuff. :tu

[CuckingFunt]

Mental note: don't tell ANYONE I know about this site.



Would be even better if you could search by area code.

[ashbeeigh]

Some of these make me laugh...others not so much. And I agree with you CF.

[SpursWoman]

214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom



:lmao :lmao :lmao




paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury


oh shit ... :rollin

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:tu

[Strike]

214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom


:lmao :lmao :lmao

That one got me, too! :lmao:lmao

[Sp Ginobili 20]

Anyone go on fmylife.com ? It's kinda the same thing

[Spurminator]

Anyone go on fmylife.com ? It's kinda the same thing

Yeah... That one doesn't really do it for me. Most of them just sound made up.

[IronMexican]

Anyone go on fmylife.com ? It's kinda the same thing

This is what better. What Spurminator said.

[SpursWoman]

Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.


I had to steal that one. lol

[CubanMustGo]

(312): You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?

[Jekka]

:lol

(330): so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

(312): You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i wanna shake that man's hand. :lmao

she must have the aids or the stench.

[mrsmaalox]

i wanna shake that man's hand. :lmao

she must have the aids or the stench.

Ew, the fingers from his hand were inside her!

[Spurminator]

lol @ "bummer"

[exstatic]

I've been laughing non-stop for 5 minutes. That place is SO many different kinds of wrong.


(505): You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
(720): Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days



(318): i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy

:lmao

[exstatic]

lol @ "bummer"

I lold and fell of the couch. :lmao

[exstatic]

(603): That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
:lol

[ploto]

(707): I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.


(508): For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.

[mrsmaalox]

(815): Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me


:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

(248): Party's warming up, a tranny just got here... :lol

[ploto]

(731): I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
(601): Talk to you next week

[LuvBones]

(810): When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
(1-810): that probably didn't help your case.


(908): Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
(617) Remember that time you hooked up with him?

[PixelPusher]

paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
http://rumorsinmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/paul_mccartney060408_nc.jpg
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/14/Angela_Lansbury_wideweb__430x391.jpg

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

(248): Party's warming up, a tranny just got here... :lol

:lol

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Chances this is the same girl I spoke of a few months ago = 70%

(313): Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
(1-313): None he's f-d

[AlamoSpursFan]

(651): remember, never get drunker than the gals. we want their judgment impaired, not ours

FTW!!!

:lmao

[AlamoSpursFan]

(214): I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
(972): I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Wow...a text from a vet in S.A.!

(210): Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys

[marini martini]

405): I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
(1-405): Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Some of them are just kind of sad and disconcerting:


(805): I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

(434): ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl

[resistanze]

(415): Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?

[resistanze]

(914): im gay
(203): i know
(914): yea but for you.

[TwAnKiEs]

(810): My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
(1-810): either way. win, win.


:wow:lmao:lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

(419): take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.

:lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/search/?keywords=210

[TwAnKiEs]

(617): I would do horrible things to your vagina.
(978): Prove it.


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Spurminator]

I think this site may have been infiltrated by fakers. Not cool.

[exstatic]

(469): Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them

:lmao :lol:lol

[sa_kid20]

(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Strike]

(617): dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.


(612): What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?


(603): not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

:lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

(330): and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"

:lmao

[Strike]

(909): College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.

:downspin:

[ATX Spur]

(281): I just know... :) goodntight
(1-281): Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.

[TwAnKiEs]

(281): I just know... :) goodntight
(1-281): Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.



:lol goodentighten!