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Please_dont_ban_me
05-06-2009, 09:12 PM
Fucking awesome.

This kid house yells and screams and is way too loud. You see how tough he really is, gets bitch slapped and doesn't do shit.



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Fillmoe
05-06-2009, 09:13 PM
I didnt see it but the Celtics are bitchslapping the Magic.

KSeal
05-06-2009, 09:14 PM
I fucking hate the way House runs his mouth every time he hits a shot, glad he got bitch slapped. Alston cost his team though, he'll get suspended.

Please_dont_ban_me
05-06-2009, 09:16 PM
I didnt see it but the Celtics are bitchslapping the Magic.

This is true, and expected.

JoeTait75
05-06-2009, 09:17 PM
You see how tough he really is, gets bitch slapped and doesn't do shit.

Slapping back would be stupid. They always get the guy who retaliates.

Please_dont_ban_me
05-06-2009, 09:17 PM
I fucking hate the way House runs his mouth every time he hits a shot, glad he got bitch slapped. Alston cost his team though, he'll get suspended.

Word.

Against the Bulls I remember one play in particular, he gets BEAT by Gordon badly (as usual, House sucks on D) and Gordon just misses the floater in the lane. Then play stops, and House goes around yelling like a jackass like he did something.


My dude, you're a bitch. You just got slapped and did SHIT about it.

Spursfan092120
05-06-2009, 09:17 PM
Alston cost his team though, he'll get suspended.
Yeah..and the truth is..that's all that matters...

Spursfan092120
05-06-2009, 09:18 PM
Slapping back would be stupid. They always get the guy who retaliates.
:tu exactly

Please_dont_ban_me
05-06-2009, 09:18 PM
Slapping back would be stupid. They always get the guy who retaliates.

Still. It's a matter of you're manhood. You can't let another man slap you. *No Tim Duncan*

Please_dont_ban_me
05-06-2009, 09:19 PM
video? House is a bitch anyways.

None yet, but I'm sure it'll be Youtubed shortly.

BandWagon Cavs Fan
05-06-2009, 09:19 PM
man I missed it

Spursfan092120
05-06-2009, 09:19 PM
Still. It's a matter of you're manhood. You can't let another man slap you. *No Tim Duncan*
lol...dude...if you feel you have to slap somebody to show you're a man, that's pretty insecure.

balli
05-06-2009, 09:19 PM
House is a bitch. Wish I'd been watching to see it as it happened. Alston full on reached back and bitchslapped him? :lmao

gaKNOW!blee
05-06-2009, 09:22 PM
Rondo did the same thing to Dwight Howard and no one even said a word.

balli
05-06-2009, 09:23 PM
I don't normally like Reggie, but that was a pretty funny call right there about the open hand slap and its potential repercussions.

BandWagon Cavs Fan
05-06-2009, 09:24 PM
Just seen it......

iggypop123
05-06-2009, 09:34 PM
i dont care about the magic so this was awesome. although it would have been better if he smacked his son instead. that would have been epic

LnGrrrR
05-06-2009, 09:35 PM
Fucking awesome.

This kid house yells and screams and is way too loud. You see how tough he really is, gets bitch slapped and doesn't do shit.

That just goes to show House is a genius and Alston is an idiot.

If as a player you can throw someone off enough to take a swing at you, and not fight back, then you can take him out of the next game. That was an idiot move by Alston, and anyone applauding it either wants the Magic to lose or would rather their team look 'manly' than win.

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-06-2009, 09:40 PM
lol...dude...if you feel you have to slap somebody to show you're a man, that's pretty insecure.

:lol yeah it is...although I didn't see what House did. At least you should give the guy a warning.


I don't know why people are hating on Eddie House for whatever he does. He's just a bench guy! He's irrelevant.

Bob Lanier
05-06-2009, 09:40 PM
"bush league tactics"

DrHouse
05-06-2009, 09:41 PM
The only thing that matters is that Alston will get suspended. Stupid move.

The best way to get revenge on the court is to win the game. Then go talk all the shit you want. If you're gonna sucker punch somebody at least do it in the regular season.

balli
05-06-2009, 09:41 PM
"bush league tactics"
Yeah, that was classic. :lol I don't like House much, but damn, I hope Alston feels dumb as hell right now.

Please_dont_ban_me
05-06-2009, 09:41 PM
That just goes to show House is a genius and Alston is an idiot.

If as a player you can throw someone off enough to take a swing at you, and not fight back, then you can take him out of the next game. That was an idiot move by Alston, and anyone applauding it either wants the Magic to lose or would rather their team look 'manly' than win.

OR.

They just want to see House get bitch slapped. I don't have a rooting interest either way.

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-06-2009, 09:42 PM
"bush league tactics"

:lol House has the last word in the post-game victory mic.

Proving one's "manhood" is overrated if it costs you the win.

Please_dont_ban_me
05-06-2009, 09:43 PM
man I missed it

Sure did.

I'm not sure what set Alston off, because House hit the shot then turned up court...but I'm guessing House said something before that. Like he usually does after a shot. Dude has a yelling problem.

JamStone
05-06-2009, 09:44 PM
Was pretty funny but Alston is a fucking moron.

Please_dont_ban_me
05-06-2009, 09:44 PM
lol...dude...if you feel you have to slap somebody to show you're a man, that's pretty insecure.

What?

No, you don't have to slap someone. But if someone slaps YOU, then ya you have to do something.

LnGrrrR
05-06-2009, 09:44 PM
Sure did.

I'm not sure what set Alston off, because House hit the shot then turned up court...but I'm guessing House said something before that. Like he usually does after a shot. Dude has a yelling problem.

Hey, if you can get into someone's head enough to make them suspend themself, I'm all for it.

balli
05-06-2009, 09:44 PM
Those bitches at TNT- they went straight to LA. Wish they would have taken 2 seconds with the studio crew to show the highlights/slap.

Please_dont_ban_me
05-06-2009, 09:45 PM
House is a bitch. Wish I'd been watching to see it as it happened. Alston full on reached back and bitchslapped him? :lmao

Oh ya, lol.

House came off a pick, pulled up hit the 3. As he turns sideways Alstons just plain out slaps him upside his head.

Please_dont_ban_me
05-06-2009, 09:45 PM
Rondo did the same thing to Dwight Howard and no one even said a word.

This game? Damn I missed it...what happened?

Please_dont_ban_me
05-06-2009, 09:46 PM
That just goes to show House is a genius and Alston is an idiot.

If as a player you can throw someone off enough to take a swing at you, and not fight back, then you can take him out of the next game. That was an idiot move by Alston, and anyone applauding it either wants the Magic to lose or would rather their team look 'manly' than win.

I don't care who wins or loses, but to a man...if someone slaps me, I will knock them the fuck out.

Kriz-Maxima
05-06-2009, 09:47 PM
Alston is an idiot.

Please_dont_ban_me
05-06-2009, 09:48 PM
The only thing that matters is that Alston will get suspended. Stupid move.

The best way to get revenge on the court is to win the game. Then go talk all the shit you want. If you're gonna sucker punch somebody at least do it in the regular season.

True, it was stupid on Alstons part.

But at the same time, you have to get Alston back just to let him know that won't be tolerated. I'm not saying right at that moment, but at some point somebody needs to do something.

Please_dont_ban_me
05-06-2009, 09:50 PM
Hey, if you can get into someone's head enough to make them suspend themself, I'm all for it.

I doubt he'll get suspended.

It wasn't a punch, and Hinrich didn't get suspended for his Rondo bull rush.

Allanon
05-06-2009, 09:56 PM
Those bitches at TNT- they went straight to LA. Wish they would have taken 2 seconds with the studio crew to show the highlights/slap.

Halftime, no doubt there will be a million replays.

Funny shit.

gaKNOW!blee
05-06-2009, 10:13 PM
This game? Damn I missed it...what happened?

Nah it was game 1. Howard was going back up court and Rondo swiped at the back of his head....difference being he missed.

rayray2k8
05-06-2009, 10:28 PM
Alston will miss Game 3..
what a moron.

SouthTexasRancher
05-06-2009, 10:29 PM
Fucking awesome.

This kid house yells and screams and is way too loud. You see how tough he really is, gets bitch slapped and doesn't do shit.


The replay made it look like a sissy push barely knocking House's sweat band off. Funny that not one official saw it. House gets a Technical for turning around and jawboning with Alston. Reminded me of a couple Junior High kids circling each other with neither having the balls to kick ass.

Udokafan05
05-06-2009, 10:29 PM
They shouldnt suspend Alston since Rondo had numerous dirty plays in first round with no consequences.

DPG21920
05-06-2009, 10:32 PM
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DPG21920
05-06-2009, 10:39 PM
Definite suspension. Alston deserves to get a beat down.

SouthTexasRancher
05-06-2009, 10:47 PM
Definite suspension. Alston deserves to get a beat down.


Aw c'mon, it was just two gals discussing the guy both are dating. Just a little female jealousy is all. However, you are correct...David Hitler, err Stern, never passes up a chance to add to the NBA coffers. He will most likely fine and suspend Alston and possibly do a smaller fine for House. Anything to bring his 5'6" frame up a notch or two in the world of tall trees.

SouthTexasRancher
05-06-2009, 10:53 PM
I think House is taller than most of the population still.


Yeah House is. The 5'6" frame was for David Stern. Typing faster than my mind was going. Stern will make sure he makes a nice deposit from the two players.

DPG21920
05-06-2009, 10:54 PM
Yeah House is. The 5'6" frame was for David Stern. Typing faster than my mind was going. Stern will make sure he makes a nice deposit from the two players.

Are you saying that there should be no fines or suspension for Alston?

Spursfan092120
05-06-2009, 10:54 PM
What?

No, you don't have to slap someone. But if someone slaps YOU, then ya you have to do something.
All I say you do is man up and win the game..House did the best thing he could do..show his team was the better team. Guess you never played basketball. When you're on a team, every part of that team is important. And House has been REALLY important to this squad as of late. If he goes out there and acts a fool and smacks Alston back..he gets suspended for one game, if not more. He's fucking his team. As it stands, Alston will get suspended, and will be bashed, and seen as a joke. He will also have to watch from the bench as his team is now minus their starting point guard for at least one game. Looks like House is the bigger man.

Typhoon
05-06-2009, 10:55 PM
hx-kglhXa1g


:lmao:lmao:lmao get him skip!

SouthTexasRancher
05-06-2009, 10:56 PM
Are you saying that there should be no fines or suspension for Alston?


No, I'm saying David Stern will not pass up an opportunity to collect $$$$$ from each player. He is sitting there rubbing his hands together like ol' Scrooge figuring out how much of their salary this silly incident can bring the NBA.

Spursfan092120
05-06-2009, 10:57 PM
True, it was stupid on Alstons part.

But at the same time, you have to get Alston back just to let him know that won't be tolerated. I'm not saying right at that moment, but at some point somebody needs to do something.
And who's to say it won't happen? You were acting like dude should have laid the smackdown right there midcourt. I agree something should happen, and it will..an enforcer will lay Alston out in the paint in Game 4...because Alston won't be back until at least then...at the same time, House will be shooting 3's behind the line in Game 3...looks like Alston is the joke. I was cheering for Orlando in this series...no more.

DPG21920
05-06-2009, 10:58 PM
Exactly, Alston will get his, just in a smarter way. Alston is an idiot.

SouthTexasRancher
05-06-2009, 11:00 PM
Ohh that makes sense. Because House is like 5'11 and I was thinking damn, do you live in the land of giants


I'm 6'5 1/2" so Stern is about a foot shorter than me.

SouthTexasRancher
05-06-2009, 11:03 PM
Exactly, Alston will get his, just in a smarter way. Alston is an idiot.

Yep, especially since the National spotlight was on that game. I don't see how Alston doesn't get suspended because that video shows a partial swing but a swing, none-the-less. So it'll cost Alston a bundle in fine and salary loss. Really stupid.

Spursfan092120
05-06-2009, 11:03 PM
LMAO @ Charles Barkley..
"Those are two guys who can't fight right there."

Spursfan092120
05-06-2009, 11:04 PM
Damn..House said "ass" on national television...Alston said he threw an elbow in his stomach....hmm.

pauls931
05-06-2009, 11:04 PM
So orlando has the lead on suspensions. I like how house's headbad did a 180 there.

TDomination
05-06-2009, 11:04 PM
idiot

SouthTexasRancher
05-06-2009, 11:28 PM
And I am 5'11. You sir, would make me feel like a child

Nah...we're all men in a kids world. he,he

Please_dont_ban_me
05-06-2009, 11:29 PM
LMAO @ Charles Barkley..
"Those are two guys who can't fight right there."

I disagree, I bet Alston can throw down.

Please_dont_ban_me
05-06-2009, 11:30 PM
Here's the vid:

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angelbelow
05-07-2009, 12:33 AM
hahaha that was a funny scenario.