caption: Kobe & Sasha

[cnyc3]

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[Cant_Be_Faded]

"Will you rape me?"

[Frenzy]

"u feel me kobe..."

"oh i feel it sasha"

[lefty]

"Will you rape me?"

Kobe: "Too late Sasha, I already met my daily quota by raping the Rockets; maybe tomorrow "

[PM5K]

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Kobe: Sasha I do the raping....

[spursbird]

Kobe: You wanna rape the raper?

[GSH]

Next time I ask for a white bitch, I'll be a little more specific.

[Bukefal]

:lmao

[holcs50]

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"We gettin dirty tonight with yo big black mamba"

[DPG21920]

Sasha to Kobe:

gDOC7JRDzYI

[Rumsfeld]

Next time I ask for a white bitch, I'll be a little more specific.

We knew that Sasha called himself the machine...little did we know he meant "sex-machine"

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/canthardlywaitforeignn.jpg

[symple19]

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"If you don't return my bedazzler I'll fucking kill you!"

[JamStone]

Kobe: "You know this looks gay right?"

Sasha: "Yes, I know."

[Lakers999]

LMAO...... all you guys are hating pieces of shits

[Summers]

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"Please don't put this in the paper. I've got a wife and kids."

[Man In Black]

Ay Papi!

[BadOne]

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Sasha: "Since we have the possibility of playing Denver soon, how about we re-live some of the "Colorado Good Times" you told me about? Remebmer that spot? Right here? is it right here?"

Kobe: "Oh yeah don't worry Sasha, I'll show you. Whether you like it or not...just like the good ol times!!!"

[lefty]

"Please don't put this in the paper. I've got a wife and kids."

Sasha: " And I have a boyfriend; he's cool "

[Borosai]

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The Machine: Mmm... that's not a shamwow in my pants.
The Rapist: You following me camera guy?

[DeadlyDynasty]

The Machine: Mmm... that's not a shamwow in my pants.
The Rapist: You following me camera guy?

:lmao

i gotta admit that was damn funny

[NRHector]

that is so gay

[Budkin]

"I want to be inside you."

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

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Sasha AKA "the Catcher" : Now I know why Kate made the biggest mistake in her life when she said. . .No (inaudible)
Kobe AKA "the Pitcher" : . . .Jealous much?



Now Flashback to Kobe and Sasha's "Will They? or Won't They?" on again, off again Hollywood Romance!


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Sasha Resigns with the Lakers in 2008. . .

http://ca.geocities.com/bltc_egg/Kobe-Gay.jpg

[JamStone]

"You'll always be the Brent Barry to my Beno Udrih."

[Borosai]

I've noticed that Sasha loves to dry hump Kobe. He reminds me of C.J. from "Scary Movie 3."

[Spursfan092120]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/03/fullj.5d97ea2fb901599e380e8e2453a7c16a/5d97ea2fb901599e380e8e2453a7c16a-getty-86316899rm010_los_angeles_l.jpg
I hope Vanessa sees this..maybe then that crazy bitch will finally leave me...

[FaithInOne]

I said what what

[GooberNuts]

I said what what

in the butt

[lefty]

Kobe: " Sasha, I know you're not Hispanic, but do you want to be my new housekeeper? "

[Yuixafun]

Kobe's face right there reminds me of Mr. Horse from the Ren and Stimpy Show.

Kids cartoon... anyone remember, with the deranged chihuahua and whatever the hell Ren was. Sometimes it was funny, more often disturbing. Here's some sample dialogue.

----

Mr. Horse: So, uh... you wanna know what's wrong with you? (Ren nods his head as tries to strike a match) You really wanna know what's wrong? (Ren nods again and continues to light the match) I'll tell you what's wrong with you... (Ren lights the match and lights a cigarette with it, then Mr. Horse shoves it into his face in anger.) YOU'RE F[Honks]ING CRAZY! THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!
Ren: Crazy!?
Mr. Horse: THAT'S RIGHT!! YOU NEED TO BE LOCKED UP, AWAY FROM DECENT, NORMAL PEOPLE!! WHAT KIND OF A LUNATIC ARE YOU!!?? YOU JUST WALK UP TO STRANGERS ON THE STREET AND TELL 'EM, "HEY MISTER. YOU WANNA HEAR SOME SICK STORIES OF MY TWISTED FUSE"!!??
Ren: I don't understand! I came to you for help! I bared my soul to you! I told you all my darkest secrets! And now you tell me I'm crazy?! What kind of a psychologist are you?!
Mr. Horse: PSYCHOLOGIST???!!! ARE YOU NUTS??!! I'M A HORSE!!!! YOU CRAZY SON OF A TWIT!!! I'M GONNA BEAT THE LIVING DEAD OUTTA YOU!!!!!

[lefty]

Kobe's face right there reminds me of Mr. Horse from the Ren and Stimpy Show.

Kids cartoon... anyone remember, with the deranged chihuahua and whatever the hell Ren was. Sometimes it was funny, more often disturbing. Here's some sample dialogue.

----

Mr. Horse: So, uh... you wanna know what's wrong with you? (Ren nods his head as tries to strike a match) You really wanna know what's wrong? (Ren nods again and continues to light the match) I'll tell you what's wrong with you... (Ren lights the match and lights a cigarette with it, then Mr. Horse shoves it into his face in anger.) YOU'RE F[Honks]ING CRAZY! THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!
Ren: Crazy!?
Mr. Horse: THAT'S RIGHT!! YOU NEED TO BE LOCKED UP, AWAY FROM DECENT, NORMAL PEOPLE!! WHAT KIND OF A LUNATIC ARE YOU!!?? YOU JUST WALK UP TO STRANGERS ON THE STREET AND TELL 'EM, "HEY MISTER. YOU WANNA HEAR SOME SICK STORIES OF MY TWISTED FUSE"!!??
Ren: I don't understand! I came to you for help! I bared my soul to you! I told you all my darkest secrets! And now you tell me I'm crazy?! What kind of a psychologist are you?!
Mr. Horse: PSYCHOLOGIST???!!! ARE YOU NUTS??!! I'M A HORSE!!!! YOU CRAZY SON OF A TWIT!!! I'M GONNA BEAT THE LIVING DEAD OUTTA YOU!!!!!

I've always thought Kobe had a horse face

[kobyz]

caption Kobe
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[manufor3]

"u feel me kobe..."

"oh i feel it sasha"

:lol

[hater]

"the machine needs service"

[manufan10]

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Sasha: Come here and give your SugarDaddy some love!
Kobe: Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty to me.

[manufan10]

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Kobe: Wow, you're bigger than Sasha.
Battier: Yeah, I'm hung like a horse.

[koriwhat]

was it just me last night or was sasha about to start pouring tears right before pj pulled him out of the game? dude's such a bitch! cry baby bitch! i thought machines don't show emotion?