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Nbadan
05-09-2009, 04:37 AM
...now we know the name of that dude in the commercial.....


The Flores Class Ring is rather small at 45.52 carats (9.10 g),[1] fancy deep blue diamond, currently housed in an undisclosed, state protected, middle income apartment complex in San Antonio's Medical Center. The Flores Class Ring is silver to the naked eye because of trace amounts of boron within its crystal structure, but it exhibits red phosphorescence under ultraviolet light. It is classified as a Type IIb diamond, and is famous for supposedly being cursed.

The ring's owner, Adrian Flores was born in Texas, but raised in the Costa Rican cloud forest. He is rumored to be the most interesting and mysterious man in the world. Modern political scientists have come to accept the fact that Adrian Flores, acting alone, brokered the peace treaty between Mauritius and Madagascar, saving the underpopulated Indian ocean region from the terrors of war. Flores is currently studying on a Fulbright Scholarship at the prestigious St. Mary's University School of Law, one of the Southwest's oldest and largest Catholic Universities.

I stole this man's ring. It's yours for $1.00.

:lol

Craigslist (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/jwl/1156567609.html)

Last Comic Standing
05-09-2009, 04:55 AM
That story has a nice ring to it.

Summers
05-09-2009, 01:24 PM
That's precious.

tp2021
05-09-2009, 02:38 PM
Brilliant!

mFFL03
05-09-2009, 02:50 PM
prestigious St. Mary's law school?

marini martini
05-09-2009, 03:40 PM
Add was written be a UTSA student.

Whisky Dog
05-10-2009, 12:16 PM
Stay stupid my friends