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pauls931
05-09-2009, 07:52 PM
1. Nuggets plane crashes and burns.
2. Nuggets staff contracts swine flu.
3. Birdman goes nuts and kills team in their sleep.
4. Hotel Nuggets stays in collapses.
5. Nuggets bus goes by laser factory that has an experiment going wrong blinding the team.
6. Chauncey and Melo both commit flagrant foul 6 resulting in a 4 game suspension for each. JJ Barae does likewise.
7. Cuban hires Tonya Harding to take care of business.
8. The awesomeness of Chauncy, Birdman, and Melo is so concentrated it creates it's own awesome black hole and consumes them.
9. Police records are opened and the nuggets starting lineup plus anderson are sent to jail with no bail.
10. Mark Cuban sells the Mavericks, then buys Denver.

mavsfan1000
05-09-2009, 07:52 PM
lame thread

Spursfan092120
05-09-2009, 07:54 PM
Not going for the Mavs or anything...but seriously...

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florige
05-09-2009, 07:56 PM
They would still probably find a way to lose.

Basketballgirl25
05-09-2009, 07:56 PM
well, if a team plane crashes and all players die, all teams pick two players(and I have heard can't be the worst ones) too go in a lottory for the team, so that plane might not work out well, I think I heard it has to be at least one starting player and one bench player don't know how true this is

timvp
05-09-2009, 07:57 PM
:td Lame.

















Especially since swine flu is about the safest illness on the planet to contract.

Spursfan092120
05-09-2009, 07:58 PM
:td Lame.

















Especially since swine flu is about the safest illness on the planet to contract.
:tu

Rogue
05-09-2009, 08:01 PM
op es un estupidez idiota.

iggypop123
05-09-2009, 08:11 PM
well atleast half of the nuggets have a record. maybe they could be in jail in the next weeks. thats the mavs hope.