pauls931
05-09-2009, 07:52 PM
1. Nuggets plane crashes and burns.
2. Nuggets staff contracts swine flu.
3. Birdman goes nuts and kills team in their sleep.
4. Hotel Nuggets stays in collapses.
5. Nuggets bus goes by laser factory that has an experiment going wrong blinding the team.
6. Chauncey and Melo both commit flagrant foul 6 resulting in a 4 game suspension for each. JJ Barae does likewise.
7. Cuban hires Tonya Harding to take care of business.
8. The awesomeness of Chauncy, Birdman, and Melo is so concentrated it creates it's own awesome black hole and consumes them.
9. Police records are opened and the nuggets starting lineup plus anderson are sent to jail with no bail.
10. Mark Cuban sells the Mavericks, then buys Denver.
2. Nuggets staff contracts swine flu.
3. Birdman goes nuts and kills team in their sleep.
4. Hotel Nuggets stays in collapses.
5. Nuggets bus goes by laser factory that has an experiment going wrong blinding the team.
6. Chauncey and Melo both commit flagrant foul 6 resulting in a 4 game suspension for each. JJ Barae does likewise.
7. Cuban hires Tonya Harding to take care of business.
8. The awesomeness of Chauncy, Birdman, and Melo is so concentrated it creates it's own awesome black hole and consumes them.
9. Police records are opened and the nuggets starting lineup plus anderson are sent to jail with no bail.
10. Mark Cuban sells the Mavericks, then buys Denver.